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Originally Processed With FOIA(s): FOIA Number: S; 2013-1755-F S FOIA MARKER This is not a textual record. This is used as an administrative marker by the George Bush Presidential Library Staff. Record Group/Collection: George H.W. Bush Presidential Records Collection/Office of Origin: Speechwriting, White House Office of Series: Speech File Backup Files Subseries: Chron File, 1989-1993 OA/ID Number: 13710 Folder ID Number: 13710-001 Folder Title: Ford's Theater Gala 3/25/90 [OA 6854] Stack: Row: Section: Shelf: Position: G 26 20 4 5 THE LITTLE, BROWN BOOK OF Ba ANECDOTES so CLIFTON FADIMAN GENERAL EDITOR LB LITTLE, BROWN AND COMPANY BOSTON TORONTO LILLIE 356 London apartment," she told him. "Why don't anywhere in the United States. He proposed a you go there and pick it up?" generous settlement to the defeated Southerners, hoping to heal the wounds caused by the war, 7 At a reception given for Josephine Baker on but only a few days after its end he was assas- one of her trips to New York, many theatrical sinated while attending the theater in Washing- personalities were invited. Among them was ton. The most famous of Lincoln's speeches is Beatrice Lillie, who patiently waited her turn to the Gettysburg Address (1863). A vast fund of greet the fabulous Josephine. Unfortunately, anecdotes and humorous stories by him or told Miss Baker chose this occasion to put on her of him have accumulated under his name. Many well-known regal air. Holding out her hand for are doubtless apocryphal. Beatrice to kiss, she purred, "Ah, Lady Peel, eet is a great plaisir." Bea Lillie glanced at the prof- 1 As a young man Lincoln was captain of a fered hand: "Ah likes you too, honey," she militia company during the Black Hawk War said. of 1832. He was not well versed in military procedures. One day, as he was leading a squad 8 (Clifton Daniel tells the following story.) of some twenty men across a field, the appro- "One bright day on Piccadilly I saw an un- priate word of command for getting them into mistakable figure approaching- Bea on the position for marching through a gate went right arm of a man. She had been abroad entertaining out of his mind. In desperation, he shouted, the 'troooops,' as she called them, and I hadn't "This company is dismissed for two minutes, seen her for a long time. and will fall in again on the other side of the "As she came down the street I maneuvered gate." myself so that she could not avoid running into me. When she did she threw open her arms and 2 When Lincoln was a lawyer, an out-of- embraced me. town case required him to hire a horse from the "Darling,' she cried, 'how are you?' Still local livery stables. Returning the animal, he holding me, she leaned back and examined my asked the liveryman whether he kept the horse face. 'And who are you?" for funerals. "Certainly not," said its owner indignantly. "I am glad to hear it," said Lin- 9 In Hollywood one day, Miss Lillie was ab- coln, "because if you did, the corpse would not sentmindedly driving on the left-hand side of get there in time for the resurrection." the road when she suddenly noticed another car bearing down on her. She swerved to the 3 Lincoln's friend and fellow-lawyer Ward left and crashed, wrecking the car but escaping Lamon was on circuit in Illinois. While waiting with a few cuts and bruises. She staggered to outside the courtroom, Lamon was challenged the nearest house, which happened to be that to a wrestling match and in the struggle tore the of film star John Gilbert. "Why, Bea! What's seat of his trousers. Immediately afterward he up?" cried Gilbert as he opened the door. was summoned into court for a case. His short "Heard there was a party," gasped Miss Lillie. coat did not conceal the damaged condition of "Came." his trousers. One of the other lawyers face- tiously started a subscription paper to buy him a new pair, and it was passed around the var- LINCOLN, Abraham (1809-65), US states- ious members of the bar. When the paper man; 16th president of the United States (1861- reached Lincoln, he wrote his name and under 65). Born in a log cabin, Lincoln was a self- the column for the amount the words: "I can educated man. He became a lawyer and in 1847 contribute nothing to the end in view." entered Congress as a representative from Illi- nois. An opponent of slavery, he was elected 4 In his legal practice Lincoln was never president on an antislavery ticket, an election greedy for fees and discouraged unnecessary that precipitated the secession of the Southern litigation. A man came to him in a passion, states and the Civil War. In 1863 Lincoln issued asking him to bring a suit for $2.50 against an the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing South- impoverished debtor. Lincoln tried to dissuade ern slaves, and two years later masterminded him, but the man was determined upon re- the Thirteenth Amendment, prohibiting slavery venge. When he saw that the creditor was not 357 LINCOLN, ABRAHAM to be put off, Lincoln asked for and got $10 as "Whatever is the matter with the boys, Mr. his legal fee. He gave half of this to the defend- Lincoln?" he asked. "Just what's the matter ant, who thereupon willingly confessed to the with the whole world," replied Lincoln resign- debt and paid up the $2.50, thus settling the edly. "I've got three walnuts, and each wants matter to the entire satisfaction of the irate two." plaintiff. 9 When Lincoln ran for Congress as a Whig 5 (A clerk of the court relates the only occa- in 1846, his Democratic opponent was an evan- sion on which he was fined for contempt of gelical Methodist, Peter Cartwright. During court.) the campaign Lincoln attended a religious "Davis fined me five dollars. Mr. Lincoln meeting at which Cartwright, after a stirring had just come in, and leaning over my desk had address, invited all those who wished to go to told me a story so irresistibly funny that I broke heaven to stand up. A few people rose self- out into a loud laugh. The judge called me to consciously to their feet. "Now all those who order, saying, "This must be stopped. Mr. Lin- do not wish to go to hell will stand!" The rest of coln, you are constantly disturbing this court the audience, with the exception of Lincoln, with your stories.' Then to me: 'You may fine stood up. Cartwright saw an opportunity to yourself $5.00.' I apologized, but told the judge embarrass his rival. "May I inquire of you, Mr. the story was worth the money. In a few min- Lincoln, where you are going?" Lincoln stood utes the judge called me over to him. 'What was up and said calmly, "I came here as a respectful that story Lincoln told you?' he asked. I told listener. I did not know I was to be singled out him, and he laughed aloud in spite of himself. by Brother Cartwright. I believe in treating 'Remit your fine,' he ordered." religious matters with due solemnity. I admit that the questions propounded by Brother 6 A New York firm wrote to Lincoln, then Cartwright are of great importance. I did not practicing law, requesting information about feel called upon to answer as the rest did. the financial circumstances of one of his neigh- Brother Cartwright asks me directly where I am bors. The reply was as follows: "I am well ac- going. I desire to reply with equal directness: I quainted with Mr.-, and know his circum- am going to Congress." stances. First of all, he has a wife and baby; {One of many Lincoln anecdotes of together, they ought to be worth $50,000 to doubtful authenticity.) any man. Secondly, he has an office in which there is a table worth $1.50, and three chairs, 10 In 1858 the Illinois legislature elected Ste- worth $1.00. Last of all, there is in one corner a phen A. Douglas senator instead of Lincoln. A large rat-hole which will bear looking into. Re- sympathetic friend asked Lincoln how he felt. spectfully yours, A. Lincoln." "Like the boy who stubbed his toe; I am too big to cry and too badly hurt to laugh." 7 During his time as a lawyer in Springfield, {Adlai Stevenson, when defeated by Lincoln was walking into town one day when Dwight Eisenhower in 1952, ruefully re- he was overtaken by a man driving in the same called this story.} direction. Lincoln hailed him and asked, "Will you have the goodness to take my overcoat to 11 Stephen Douglas was attempting to dis- town for me?" comfit Lincoln by making allusions to his lowly "With pleasure," responded the stranger, start in life. He told a gathering that the first "but how will you get it again?" time he had met Lincoln it had been across the "Oh, very easily; I intend to remain in it." counter of a general store in which Lincoln was (This may be a standard joke, attributed serving. "And an excellent bartender he was like many others to Lincoln.} too," Douglas concluded. When the laughter had died away, Lincoln got up and said, "What 8 On hearing the anguished cries of children Mr. Douglas says is quite true: I did keep a in the street, one of Lincoln's neighbors in general store and sold cotton and candles and Springfield rushed out of his house in alarm. cigars and sometimes whiskey, and I particu- There he found Lincoln with two of his sons, larly remember Mr. Douglas, as he was a very both of whom were sobbing uncontrollably. good customer. Many a time I have been on LINCOLN, ABRAHAM 358 one side of the counter and sold whiskey to {This is a rather more plausible version of Mr. Douglas on the other side. But now there's a popular story that depicts Lincoln a difference between us: I've left my side of the being interrupted by a foreign diplomat counter, but he sticks to his as tenaciously as in the act of cleaning his own boots; the ever." punch line is the same.} 12 Lincoln was called in as arbiter in many 16 A delegation called on Lincoln to ask that disputes, serious and frivolous. Two men who the commissionership of the Sandwich Islands had been arguing for hours about the correct be given to a particular man. After setting out proportion of the length of a man's legs to the his qualifications they concluded by saying that size of his body called on Lincoln to settle the their candidate was in poor health and the cli- question. Lincoln listened gravely to the points mate in the Sandwich Islands would be benefi- on both sides, and then gave his summing up in cial to him. "I am sorry to say, gentlemen," said full legal fashion. It seemed to him, he said, that Lincoln, "that there are eight other applicants this was a question of the utmost significance for the post, and they are all sicker than your and one that had caused much bloodshed in man." the past and would doubtless do so again in the future, so it was not without much mental an- 17 The singer Lillie de Hegermann-Linden- guish and exertion that he reached his opinion. crone records in a letter a conversation she had Nonetheless, he concluded, "It is my opinion, with Lincoln. Lincoln remarked that if he all side issues being swept aside, that a man's heard her sing often he might have to become a lower limbs, in order to preserve harmony of musician himself. "But," he added, "so far I proportion, should be at least long enough to only know two tunes." reach from his body to the ground." "Hail, Columbia" she asked. "You know that, I am sure." 13 Holding the copy of his speech, his hat, "Oh, yes," he replied, "I know that, for I and a cane, Lincoln arrived at the rostrum to be have to stand up and take off my hat." sworn in as president. He laid the cane down, "And the other one?" but there was nowhere to put the hat. Senator "The other one? Oh, that is the one when I Stephen A. Douglas quickly came forward and don't stand up." relieved him of it. As he sat down, he observed See also ULYSSES S. GRANT 11. to one of Mrs. Lincoln's cousins, "If I can't be president, I can at least hold his hat." 18 President Lincoln turned down an appli- cant for a job and gave as his reason: "I don't 14 As Lincoln was walking down a corridor like his face." One of the members of his cabi- in the War Department building, an army of- net indicated that he did not think this was a ficer in a hurry barged straight into him. When sufficient and satisfactory explanation. Lin- the man saw who it was, he offered "ten thou- coln disagreed: "Every man over forty is re- sand pardons." sponsible for his face." "One is quite enough," said Lincoln, adding, "I wish the whole army would charge like 19 Lincoln particularly enjoyed a story that that!" circulated in Washington during the Civil War concerning him and the president of the Con- 15 At the conclusion of his tour of America, federate States, Jefferson Davis. Two Quaker an aristocratic young Englishman secured an ladies were discussing the relative merits and audience with President Lincoln. The talk prospects of the opposing leaders. "I think Jef- turning to social conditions, the visitor ex- ferson will succeed because he is a praying pressed amazement that many gentlemen in man," said one. "But so is Abraham a praying America customarily blacked their own boots. man," said the other. "Yes," rejoined the first "True," replied Lincoln, "but would gentle- lady, "but the Lord will think that Abraham is men in England not do that?" joking." "Certainly not." "Then, whose boots do they black?" asked 20 A woman once approached Lincoln, de- Lincoln. manding a colonel's commission for her son. 358 359 LINCOLN, ABRAHAM nore plausible version of "My grandfather fought at Lexington, my fa- tence and inaction left by his predecessors in that depicts Lincoln ther fought at New Orleans, my husband was the post, though, as it turned out, he was tem- d by a foreign diplomat killed at Monterey. I ask the commission not as peramentally unsuited to supreme command. ning his own boots; the a favor, but as a right." On one occasion he reported his energetic ac- same.} "I guess, madam," answered Lincoln, "your tivities to Lincoln in a dispatch datelined family has done enough for the country. It's "Headquarters in the saddle." Lincoln re- alled on Lincoln to ask that time to give somebody else a chance." ceived it and sighed: "The trouble with ip of the Sandwich Islands Hooker is that he has got his headquarters ular man. After setting out 21 When the Confederate forces were at- where his hindquarters ought to be." ey concluded by saying that tacking Fort Stevens, Lincoln made a tour of in poor health and the cli- inspection of the Union defenses. He was 25 In September 1862 Lincoln called a spe- ch Islands would be benefi- shown around by the general's aide, Oliver cial session of his closest advisers. When they rry to say, gentlemen," said Wendell Holmes, Jr. As Holmes pointed out arrived, he was reading a book. At first he paid : are eight other applicants the enemy lines, Lincoln, wearing his custom- little attention to their entrance, then started to ey are all sicker than your ary tall hat, stood up to get a better view. At read aloud to them a piece by the humorist once there was a crackle of musketry fire from Artemus Ward entitled "A High-Handed Out- the opposing trenches. "Get down, you fool!" rage at Utica," which Lincoln found very lie de Hegermann-Linden- shouted Holmes, grabbing the president and funny. At the end he laughed heartily but no tter a conversation she had hauling him under cover. An instant later he one joined in; the cabinet members sat in stony coln remarked that if he realized what he had said, and wondered what disapproval of the president's frivolity. Lincoln he might have to become a kind of disciplinary action would be taken rebuked them: "Why don't you laugh? With 'But," he added, "so far I against him. As Lincoln was leaving, he bade the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, es." the young officer farewell with the words, if I did not laugh I should die, and you need this i'?" she asked. "You know "Goodbye, Captain Holmes. I'm glad to see medicine as much as I do." Then turning to you know how to talk to a civilian." business, he told them that he had privately plied, "I know that, for I prepared "a little paper of much significance." d take off my hat." 22 In a discussion on the manpower and re- It was the draft of the Emancipation Proclama- ne?" sources in the Civil War someone asked Lin- tion. Oh, that is the one when I coln how many men the Confederates had in the field. "Twelve hundred thousand," was the 26 The Emancipation Proclamation was laid S. GRANT 11. prompt and astonishing reply. Seeing the before Lincoln for his signature at noon on amazement and disbelief on the faces of those January 1, 1863. Lincoln twice picked up the oln turned down an appli- around him, Lincoln went on, "No doubt of pen and twice laid it down. To the secretary of ;ave as his reason: "I don't it - twelve hundred thousand. You see, all our state he said, "I have been shaking hands since of the members of his cabi- generals, every time they get whipped, they tell nine o'clock this morning, and my right arm is e did not think this was a me that the enemy outnumbered them at least almost paralyzed. If my name ever goes into factory explanation. Lin- three to one, and I must believe them. We have history, it will be for this act, and my whole very man over forty is re- four hundred thousand men in the field, and soul is in it. If my hand trembles when I sign the ce." three times four equals twelve. Twelve Proclamation, all who examine the document hundred thousand men, no doubt about it." hereafter will say, 'He hesitated." He then ularly enjoyed a story that picked up the pen again and slowly and firmly ngton during the Civil War 23 In the later months of 1862 Lincoln was wrote his signature. I the president of the Con- angered by General George B. McClellan's in- erson Davis. Two Quaker activity, despite his superiority in numbers over 27 Lincoln was much plagued by people ng the relative merits and the Confederate forces. In the end he wrote seeking offices or favors. He was unwell one bosing leaders. "I think Jef- McClellan a single-sentence letter: "If you day and not feeling inclined to listen to such I because he is a praying don't want to use the army, I should like to requests. One petitioner, however, managed to it so is Abraham a praying borrow Lincoln." it for a while. Yours respectfully, A. get into his office. Just as the man was settling r. "Yes," rejoined the first will think that Abraham is down for a lengthy interview, Lincoln's physi- cian entered. Holding out his hands to him, 24 When General Joseph Hooker, nick- Lincoln asked what the blotches on them were. named "Fighting Joe," was appointed com- The doctor instantly diagnosed varioloid, a e approached Lincoln, de- mander in chief of the Union army, he was S commission for her son. mild form of smallpox. "It's contagious. I be- anxious to dispel the impression of incompe- lieve?" asked Lincoln. "Very contagious," was LINCOLN, ABRAHAM 360 the answer. The visitor got to his feet at this common-looking man." Lincoln retorted, point. "Well, I can't stop now, Mr. Lincoln, I "The Lord prefers common-looking people; just called to see how you were," he said. "Oh, that's the reason that he makes so many of don't be in a hurry," said Lincoln affably. them." "Thank you, sir, I'll call again," said the visitor, heading speedily for the door. As it closed be- 32 A guest at a reception told Lincoln that in hind him, Lincoln observed, "A good thing his home state people said that the welfare of about this is that I now have something that I the nation depended on God and Abraham can give to everybody." Lincoln. "You are half right," said Lincoln. 28 Lincoln's secretary of war, Edwin Stan- 33 During the Civil War Lincoln had occa- ton, had some trouble with a major general sion at an official reception to refer to the who accused him, in abusive terms, of favorit- Southerners rather as erring human beings than ism. Stanton complained to Lincoln, who sug- as foes to be exterminated. An elderly lady, a gested that he write the officer a sharp letter. fiery patriot, rebuked him for speaking kindly Stanton did so, and showed the strongly of his enemies when he ought to be thinking of worded missive to the president, who ap- destroying them. "Why, madam," said Lin- plauded its powerful language: "What are you coln, "do I not destroy my enemies when I going to do with it?" he asked. Surprised at the make them my friends?" question, Stanton said, "Send it." Lincoln shook his head. "You don't want to send that 34 A delegation of businessmen from Wil- letter," he said. "Put it in the stove. That's what mington, Delaware, came to see Lincoln to give I do when I have written a letter while I am him their views on winning the war. Their angry. It's a good letter and you had a good spokesman announced pompously that they time writing it and feel better. Now, burn it, represented the "weighty men" of Delaware. and write another." "So you're the weighty men of Delaware," said Lincoln when he had heard them out. "All 29 A Prussian nobleman, who had been in- from New Castle County?" volved in revolutionary activities in his own "Yes, all from the same city." country, came to the United States seeking a "Did it ever occur to you gentlemen," asked commission in the Union army. In an audience the president, "that there was danger of your with the president, he expatiated on the high little state tipping up in your absence?" and ancient nobility of his family. Lincoln 35 When a gentleman called on the presi- eventually broke in, saying, "That need not dent, asking for a pass to allow him to visit trouble you. It will not stand in your way if you Richmond (the Confederate capital), the presi- behave yourself as a soldier." dent replied, "I would be very happy to oblige you if my passes were respected; but the fact is, 30 Lincoln's mail one day contained a letter sir, I have, within the last two years, given from a lady requesting not only his autograph passes to two hundred and fifty thousand men but also a "sentiment" with his signature. Irri- to go to Richmond, and not one has got there tated by this demand at a time of national crisis, yet." the president responded: "Dear Madam: When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest 36 During Lincoln's visit to Richmond after only to yourself, always enclose a stamp. it had been evacuated by the Confederate There's your sentiment, and here's my auto- troops, an old black man approached him and, graph. A. Lincoln." removing his hat, bowed and said, "May de good Lord bless you, President Linkum." The 31 (The following story exists in many ver- president took off his own hat and bowed si- sions but is usually attributed to Lincoln.) lently in return. On the night of December 23, 1863, Lincoln dreamed that he was in a party of undistin- 37 Just a week before he was assassinated guished, unattractive people; when they found Lincoln had a dream that he discussed with out who he was, they commented on his ap- several people. It seemed that he was walking pearance. One of them said, "He's a very through the silent White House toward the 61 LISTER ound of sobbing. When he entered the East they wanted. The spokesman said that they Room he was confronted by the sight of a cata- merely wanted to have a look at her. "This is alque covered in black. He asked the guard on my face," she said, and then turned around: luty there who was dead. "The president," "This is my back. Now you can go home and aid the soldier. say you have seen me." With that she shut the door. 8 On April 13, 1865, the Civil War being over, orders were given to end the draft of oldiers. The following day Lincoln made his atal visit to the theater to see Our American LINDEMANN, Frederick Alexander, Vis- count Cherwell (1886-1957), German-born Cousin. At one point in the play the heroine, British physicist, known as "the Prof." He be- eclining on a garden seat, calls for a shawl to came personal assistant to Winston Churchill, protect her from the draft. The actor Edward who appointed him paymaster-general in his Sothern, to whom the request was addressed, wartime government. Some of his advice was eplied on this occasion with the impromptu ine: "You are mistaken, Miss Mary, the draft good, some bad. As his colleague, Sir George Paget Thomson, said of him, "He was better as as already been stopped by order of the presi- critic than as creator." lent!" Lincoln joined in the audience's appre- ciation of this remark with what was to be his ast laugh. 1 In 1931 Churchill was hit by a taxi on Fifth Avenue in New York and taken to a hospital. From there he sent a cable to Lindemann ask- LINCOLN, Robert Todd (1843-1926), US ing him to calculate the shock, to a stationary olitician and businessman, son of Abraham body weighing two hundred pounds, of a Lincoln. He was minister to Great Britain car weighing 2,400 pounds traveling between 1889-93). thirty and thirty-five miles an hour. He also asked the professor to bear in mind that the Robert Todd Lincoln was home from Har- brakes did not operate before he was hit by the ard on a visit at the time that his father was car and that he had been "carried forward on assassinated. After the shooting he sat by his the cowcatcher" until he dropped off, adding ather's bedside until he died. He had no politi- that the information "must be impressive." cal ambitions, preferring the life of a lawyer. Lindemann soon sent the following reply, But President James Garfield called him away "Collision equivalent falling thirty feet on rom his practice to occupy the post of secre- pavement. Equal six thousand foot pounds en- ary of war in 1881. He reluctantly accepted. ergy. Equivalent stopping ten-pound brick Later that same year Robert Lincoln arrived at dropped six hundred feet or two charges buck- he Washington railroad station just in time to shot pointblank range. Rate inversely propor- ee Garfield shot. Twenty years later, as presi- tional thickness cushion surrounding skeleton lent of the Pullman Company, Robert Lincoln and give of frame. If assume average one inch vas invited to bring his family to meet Presi- your body transferred during impact at rate ient William McKinley. As they arrived they eight thousand horsepower. Congratulations heard the news: the president had just been on preparing suitable cushion and skill in hot. Robert Lincoln observed, "There is a cer- bump." ain fatality about presidential functions when am present." LISTER, Joseph, 1st Baron Lister (1827- 1912), British surgeon. Influenced by the work LIND, Jenny (1820-87), Swedish operatic so- of Pasteur, he used carbolic acid as an antiseptic brano. Known as "the Swedish nightingale," in surgery and greatly reduced the incidence of she toured throughout Europe and in the United infection. States (1850-52), before finally settling in En- gland. 1 Lister was once summoned to attend a rich lord who had a fishbone stuck in his throat. 1 A group of American tourists knocked on Dextrously the great surgeon removed the Jenny Lind's door. The star asked them what bone. Overcome with gratitude, the patient MAR 16 '90 09:55 P.2 P.1/2 MAR 16 '90 10:59 FTSA A Festival at Ford's March 16, 1990 1990 GALA Dear Curt: Mrs. George Hush The attached statement sums up what Ford's is all Hunorary Chairman about. It will appear in the program Sunday, March Mrs. Ernest F. Hollings 25. These nationally televised galas, which began Mrs. Alan K. Simpson the night the restored Theatre reopened in 1968, General Chairmen provide the basic financial support which keeps Mrs. Charles Wick this national historic site open as a living Gala Cheirman theatre. Mrs. Howard H. Baker, Jr. Mrs. Paul Laxalt Hopefully, President Bush will thank the cast and Mrs. Thomas P. O'Neill, Jr. financial contributors for keeping up this Mrs. Jim Wright tradition of private support for an important Past Chairmen public institution. He might also want to Ms. Frankle Hewitt recognize our Co-Chairs Mrs. Alan Simpson (Ann), Executive Producer Mrs. Ernest Hollings (Peatsy) and Mrs. Charles Wick (Mary Jane), who will all be seated in the front row with him and Mrs. Bush. Since I created the first gala twenty-two years ago and have been the guiding force at Ford's ever since, a mention of me will make my job easier. This will be the first gala televised by Turner Broadcasting and Ted Turner will be in the audience. The show will be aired on July 4th, so a little patriotic flavor seems called for. I am working at home this morning (933-2669) if you need any additional information. If you don't reach me here, the office number is 638-2941. Much thanks for your help. Other Regards, Frankie Executive Hewitt Producer Henrt Mr. Curt Smith President's Speech Writing Office The White House Washington, DC 20500 MAR 16 '90 09:55 P.3 MAR 16 '90 10:23 FTSA P.1/1 (4) A SALUTE TO THE HUMAN SPIRIT This April 14th will mark the 125th Anniversary since President Abraham Lincoln was struck down by an assassin while watching a play at Ford's Theatre. For 103 years thereafter, this theatre stood as a dark, forlorn reminder of that one mad act. Then, on January 30, 1968, a beautifully restored Ford's Theatre reopened with our first all-star nationally televised gala. That night Ford's was dedicated as a living memorial to Abraham Lincoln's love for the performing arts and it has enjoyed the warm, caring support of every President and First Lady since. In memory of President Lincoln, the programming at Ford's Theatre has consistently saluted the triumph of the human spirit. This year, when the possibility of freedom shines in almost every corner of the globe, it seems particularly appropriate that we rededicate this lovely building to Mister Lincoln's magnificent spirit. MAR 16 '90 09:56 P.4 MAR 16 '90 10:59 FTSA P.2/2 PERFORMERS FOR "A FESTIVAL AT FORD'S" Valerie Harper (host) Co-Host (yet to be recruited) Crystal Gayle (country) Gary Morris (opera and country) Roy Clark (country and instrumental) Vic Damone (pop) Tanya Tucker (country) Diane Schur (jazz) Tony Bennett (pop) Queen Esther Marrow (Broadway-gospel) Jim Morris (Impressionist) Jeff McBride (magician) Dick Capri (comedy) Jake Johannsen (comedy) Kristopher (novelty dancer) ALL-STAR GALA / FORD'S THEATER StepaB. SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 1990 / 9:40 P.M. ON BARBARA'S BEHALF, Too, LET ME THANK YOU FOR A STAR-SPANGLED PROGRAM. // TONIGHT, WE SALUTE THE FOURTH OF JULY -- FREEDOM'S STAR-SPANGLED BIRTHDAY. A DAY JOHN ADAMS SAID SHOULD BE MARKED "WITH POMP AND PARADE FROM ONE END OF THIS CONTINENT To ANOTHER, FROM THIS TIME FORWARD EVERMORE." WELL, THROUGH THE TECHNOLOGY OF TELEVISION, THIS SHOW HAS INDEED BEEN SEEN ACROSS THE CONTINENT. // - 2 - JUST AS EXACTLY 125 YEARS AGO, ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST FAMOUS INAUGURAL ADDRESSES ECHOED ACROSS A CONTINENT TORN IN TWO. // I REFER TO LINCOLN'S SECOND INAUGURAL THAT URGED "WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE, WITH CHARITY FOR ALL." ONE CANNOT FORGET THOSE WORDS. // NOR CAN ONE FORGET THAT TERRIBLE DAY LINCOLN LOST HIS LIFE IN THIS THEATER. // BUT WE ARE ALSO REMINDED OF A HAPPIER FACT ABOUT THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR -- THAT HE LOVED ENTERTAINMENT. - 3 - IT WAS ENTERTAINMENT, AFTER ALL, THAT OFTEN BROUGHT HIM HERE. AND HOW HE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED THIS PROGRAM. LINCOLN'S FRIENDS OFTEN TOLD OF A PRESIDENT WHO CHERISHED MUSIC. ((BELIEVE ME, I KNOW HOW HE FELT. You KNOW, I HAVE TWO HOTLINES IN THE OVAL OFFICE: ONE IS A DIRECT HOTLINE TO Moscow. // THE OTHER IS A DIRECT HOTLINE TO NASHVILLE TO KEEP ME UP TO DATE ON THE LATEST COUNTRY AND WESTERN HITS.)) // I - 4 - WE WON'T SOON FORGET TONIGHT'S MUSIC -- COUNTRY AND OTHERWISE. NOR ITS HUMOR -- THAT, Too, LINCOLN WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED. ONCE, HE OBSERVED THAT IF HE COULDN'T TELL STORIES, HE FELT HIS HEART WOULD BREAK. // LIKE A STORY HE WAS FOND OF -- AND WHICH CIRCULATED DURING THE CIVIL WAR. // Two LADIES WERE DISCUSSING THE MERITS OF LINCOLN AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE CONFEDERACY, JEFFERSON DAVIS. - 5 - THE FIRST SAID, "I THINK JEFFERSON WILL SUCCEED BECAUSE HE IS A PRAYING MAN." THE SECOND ANSWERED, "BUT so IS ABRAHAM A PRAYING MAN." // "Yes," REPLIED THE FIRST LADY, "BUT THE LORD WILL THINK ABRAHAM IS JOKING." // LINCOLN WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS EVENING'S COMEDY: It's PRODUCED MORE LAUGHS THAN MY LAST FISHING TRIP. // INDEED, ALL OF YOU HAVE SHOWN WHY FORD'S THEATER IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. - 6 - AND WHY AMERICA HAS MARVELED AT ITS NATIONALLY TELEVISED GALAS SINCE THE RESTORED THEATER REOPENED IN 1968. EVENTS WHICH PROVIDE THE FINANCIAL SUPPORT TO KEEP FORD'S OPEN AS A LIVING THEATER. LET ME ESPECIALLY THANK THOSE WHO MADE THIS PROGRAM POSSIBLE. THE PERFORMERS, OF COURSE. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER FRANKIE HEWITT. TONIGHT'S CHAIRWOMEN -- ANN SIMPSON, PEATSY HOLLINGS, AND MARY JANE WICK. // AND, YES, ITS HONORARY CHAIRWOMAN -- THE LADY AT MY SIDE. - 7 - ALL OF THEM -- AND YOU LISTENING AT HOME -- ARE INHERITORS OF LINCOLN'S LOVE OF THE PERFORMING ARTS. AND HIS ABIDING BELIEF IN THE TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT. // THIS EVENING'S PROGRAMMING EMBODIES THAT BELIEF. AND THE FREEDOM IT HAS CARRIED TO EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD. FOR EVERY PERSON WHO CHERISHES FREEDOM, LET ME THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL PROGRAM. GOD BLESS OUR BELOVED LAND -- THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. # # # ALL-STAR GALA / FORD'S THEATER SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 1990 / 9:40 P.M. THANK YOU, VALERIE. ON BARBARA'S BEHALF, Too, LET ME THANK YOU FOR A STAR-SPANGLED PROGRAM. // TONIGHT, WE SALUTE THE FOURTH OF JULY -- FREEDOM'S STAR-SPANGLED BIRTHDAY. A DAY JOHN ADAMS SAID SHOULD BE MARKED "WITH POMP AND PARADE FROM ONE END OF THIS CONTINENT TO ANOTHER, FROM THIS TIME FORWARD EVERMORE." WELL, THROUGH THE TECHNOLOGY OF TELEVISION, THIS SHOW HAS INDEED BEEN SEEN ACROSS THE CONTINENT. // - 2 - JUST AS EXACTLY 125 YEARS AGO, ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST FAMOUS INAUGURAL ADDRESSES ECHOED ACROSS A CONTINENT TORN IN TWO. // I REFER TO LINCOLN'S SECOND INAUGURAL THAT URGED "WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE, WITH CHARITY FOR ALL." ONE CANNOT FORGET THOSE WORDS. // NOR CAN ONE FORGET THAT TERRIBLE DAY LINCOLN WAS SHOT IN THIS THEATER. // BUT WE ARE ALSO REMINDED OF A HAPPIER FACT ABOUT THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR -- THAT HE LOVED ENTERTAINMENT. 3/17/90 Fords Theoter (Conversition w/Gorden James Start the program Take sents Intermission- - Champogne their sents After. Stor introduces POTU S All stors standing behind him Thrns of shakes all of the stors hands Mrs B wolks LP w/potus THE WHITE HOUSE washington SCHEDULE OF THE PRESIDENT FOR WASHINGTON, D.C. / : SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 1990 EVENT: Ford's Theatre Gala DRESS: Men - Black Tie Women - Cocktail Dress CONTACT: Office of Presidential Advance John G. Keller, Jr. - 202/456-7565 Trip Coordinator Barbara Jobe - 202/456-7565 ADVANCE: Gordon James - LEAD Bobby Carr - PRESS Walter Burns - USSS John Stufflebeem - MIL. AIDE Steve Dill - WHCA WEATHER: Mid 60's BLACK TIE SCHEDULE OF THE PRESIDENT AND MRS. BUSH FOR WASHINGTON, D.C. SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 1990 7:20 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush depart White House en route Ford's Theatre. MOTORCADE ASSIGNMENTS: Lead Spare T. McBride Doctor LIMO THE PRESIDENT Mrs. Bush Follow Up Control A. Card Mil. Aide Support M. Fitzwater J. Parmer Official Photographer Medic Staff I Staff Van All Remaining Staff Press Van I J. Allison Press Van II (Drive Time: 5 Minutes) 7:25 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush arrive Ford's Theatre and proceed to Off-Stage Announcement Area. Met By: Ms. Frankie Hewit Executive Producer, Ford's Theatre Miss Christina Cacciotti Valerie Harper's Daughter 7:27 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush arrive Off-Stage Announcement Area and hold briefly. EVENT: FORD'S THEATRE GALA PRESS POOL RUFFLES AND FLOURISHES OFF-STAGE ANNOUNCEMENT HAIL TO THE CHIEF REMARKS BLACK TIE 7:30 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush are announced into Theatre and proceed directly to Seats. 7:35 pm First Act 8:30 pm Intermission 9:00 pm Second Act 9:45 pm THE PRESIDENT is introduced for Brief Remarks =: Ms. Valerie Harper, Gala Co-Host. NOTE: THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush proceed on Stage at this time. Page :- - 9:50 pm THE PRESIDENT gives Brief Remarks. 9:55 pm THE PRESIDENT concludes Brief Remarks and, with Mrs. Bush, begins participation in Greeting with Performers. : 10:00 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush conclude participation in Greeting, depart Stage and proceed to Holding Room. 10:03 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush arrive Holding Room and hold briefly. 10:04 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush depart Holding Room and proceed to Motorcade. 10:05 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush board Motorcade and depart Ford's Theatre en route White House. MOTORCADE ASSIGNMENTS: Same as on Arrival. (Drive Time: 5 Minutes) 10:10 pm THE PRESIDENT and Mrs. Bush arrive White House Page : stoffed (Smith/Blessey) 3 P.M. March 19, 1990 ALL-STAR PRESIDENTIAL REMARKS: ALL-STAR GALA FORD'S THEATRE SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 1990 On Barbara's behalf, let me thank you for a Star-Spangled program. // Being surrounded by so many wonderful performers makes me realize a little how Ed Sullivan must have felt. Festirol Tonight we salute the Fourth of July -- freeedom's Star- letter Spangled birthday. A day John Adams said should be marked "with pomp and parade from one end of this continent to another, from this time forward evermore." Well, through the technology of television, this show has indeed been seen across the continent. And in a year which marks the 125th anniversary of the second Inaugural of Abraham Lincoln -- perhaps America's greatest freedom-fighter of all. I have often talked of every President's kinship with the man who was shot in this theatre. For it was Lincoln who abolished slavery and saved the union. And who, incidentally, would have loved this program. Diaries of Lincóln's friends tell of a President who cherished music. ( (Believe me, I know how he feels. You know, I hingh have two hotlines in the Oval Office: One is a direct hotline to Moscow. // The other is a direct line to Nashville to keep me up to date on the latest country and western hits. )) // 2 We won't soon forget tonight's music -- country and otherwise. Nor its humor -- that, too, Lincoln would have enjoyed. Once, he observed that if he couldn't tell stories, he felt his heart would break. // Like a story he was fond of -- and which circulated during the Civil War. // Two ladies were discussing the merits of Lincoln and the 300.358 president of the Conféderacy, Jefferson Davis. The first said, & 559 "I think Jefferson will succeed because he is a praying man. The second answered, "But so is Abraham a praying man. // "Yes," replied the first lady, "but the Lord will think that Abraham is joking." // Abraham would have loved this evening's comedy: It's performing produced more laughs than at any time since my last fishing trip. // Indeed, all of you have shown why Ford's Theatre is a national treasure. And why America has marveled at its nationally televised galas since the restored Theatre reopened in 1968. Events which provide the financial support which keeps it open as a living theatre. This marks the first gala televised by Turner Broadcasting. // Ted, thank you. // And let me especially thank its executive producer, Frankie Hewitt. And tonight's chairwomen -- Ann Simpson, Peatsy Hollings, and Mary Jane Wick. // And, yes, its honorary chairwoman -- the lady to my side. // All of them -- and you listening at home -- are inheritors of Lincoln's love of the performing arts. And his abiding belief in the triumph of the human spirit. // This evening's 3 programming embodies that belief. And the freedom it has carried to every corner of the world. For every person who cherishes freedom, let me thank you for this wonderful variety show. God bless you, and God bless our beloved land -- the United States of America. # # # MAR 16 90 09:54 ISH P.1 Ford's Theatre 511 Tenth Street, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20004 202/638-2941 FAX TRANSMITTAL FORM TRANSMITTERS NAME FRANKIE HEwitt RECEIVERS NAME curt Smith COMPANY WHitE HOUSE DATE 3/14/90 / p.m TIME NUMBER OF PAGES (including transmittal form) 4 COMMENTS (if any)