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(Smith/Grossman)
September 27, 1991
Assistant Trust Director, is leaving
Draft Two
Tina Middle ton, do we want to
SENATE
thank her for her service ?
PRESIDENTIAL REMARKS: SENATORIAL TRUST
STATE FLOOR/WHISE HOUSE
THURSDAY OCTOBER 3, 1991
4:30 P.M.
I want to thank my good Texas friend Phil Gramm for that
RR
introduction. As head of the Republican Senatorial Campaign
Committee, Phil is going to help us do to opponents what Nolan
Ryan does to his. //
RR
Let me also salute another Texan -- my good friend Bobby
kind
Holt. / A special thanks to RNC Chairman Clayton Yeutter, who
could not be with us. / But most of all, my appreciation to you superf
members of the Senatorial Trust who give of your time and money
to a cause larger than yourselves. //
It's great to be here near the start of the 1992 Campaign.
((I begin with high hopes. With democracy asserting itself all
over the world, it's wonderful to see the emergence of the two-
party system. Today Moscow -- tomorrow, the Congress. )) //
I'm sure you remember the last time we controlled at least
one house of the Congress. Remember those days -- 1981 through
RR
'86? How we had Republican committee chairmen -- won party-line
votes -- how committees acted on our agenda? //
I may be 67, but like you, I remember it well. We recall
how Senate support launched more than 15 million new jobs. / We
know how Republicans made American strength unparalleled around
the world. / The Senate also set the stage for our current
2
domestic agenda -- making government serve the people -not the
other way around. //
( (Last week, I was down in New Orleans, where the football
Saints are off to their fastest-ever start. I recalled how a few
years back, things were so lean Saints' fans wore paper bags over
their head. / Well, after next year the only ones doing that
will be Democrats. )) / The reason: GOP stands for growth,
opportunity, and prosperity. //
Our domestic agenda can achieve those goals -- but only if
we change a Congress bent on giving people the business -- not
3
doing the people's business. // As I told the Eagles luncheòn two
weeks ago, "There's something wrong when it's easier to get Iraqi
forces out of Kuwait than it is for the Administration to get
domestic programs through Congress." // If Congress won't clean
up its act, we have to clean up the Congress. //
Look at crime and transportation. Last March 6, I said we
could pass bills in both fields in 100 days. It's 212 days
later, and Congress still hasn't acted. We introduced the most
comprehensive crime package in our nation's history -- and
BR
Congress hasn't passed it. We introduced a transportation
package that would let states decide how to use their own money -
- and Congress hasn't passed it.
Look at capital gains -- which would unleash a new wave of
Eagles
Sura
opportunity. The Democratic leadership wouldn't even permit a
vote -- unless we would raise income taxes.
in
3
The list, sadly, is endless -- almost a dishonor roll.
Education. For two years we have urged Congress to pass our
Educational Excellence Act -- asking it to help make America No.
/Eagles
1 by the year 2000. Where's Congress? It's been on recess.
/
Civil rights. I want a bill that promotes true equality.
Democrats want a quota bill. /
The environment. Recently, I signed into law the Clean Air
Act. Yet Congress refuses to go further by funding our America
the Beautiful Program. // Sua Leg ,
Energy. Our energy package encourages innovation and
conservation. But a Congress that talks about action, won't act.
Ours is an agenda to shout about -- an agenda to be proud
of. It's not just a record to stand upon. It's a record for
America to build upon. /
Yes, we need to elect a Republican President next year. /
I'm not saying who, mind you. ((Incidentally, someone asked
Barbara if she minded Tom Harkin constantly referring to me as
"George Herbert Walker Bush." She said no, because she was sure
News
reports
no one would ever refer to him as "Mr. President. ") ) //
Yet the Presidency is not enough. Our domestic agenda can't
be enacted through Presidential vetoes alone. We need a
Republican Senate to give the American people laws they want --
laws that advance their lives. / We need a Republican Senate to
oppose an agenda of special interests -- and support the general
interest of the greatest Nation in the world. //
4
We need a Republican Senate to confirm qualified candidates
for important positions. //
We must make the most of our strength. In 1986, 35,000 more
RR
Republican votes in the six tightest Senate races would have
given us a 51-49 majority. Next year, by defining the issues --
by running campaigns that are hard fought, well-led, and, yes,
amply financed -- we can give the Senate back to the American
people. In the end, it's all up to us. /
So let's do what must be done to ensure a Republican
majority. / We have superb Senate candidates. We have a
magnificent agenda. We have you -- the greatest team any party
could ever have. Thank you for your support, and God bless the
United States of America.
#
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Reput
The
INTERNATIONAL
THESAURUS
of
QUOTATIONS
compiled by
Rhoda Thomas Tripp
CROWELL TYC 1834 RENCE 4008
THOMAS Y. CROWELL, PUBLISHERS
ESTABLISHED 1834
NEW YORK
704. Political Parties
484
485
the personal benefits that he will derive
who
from his party's victory. MILTON RAKOVE,
ADA
POLITENESS
The Virginia Quarterly Review, Summer
2.
See 194. Courtesy; 559. Manners
1965.
there
10. The more you read and observe
with
about this Politics thing, you got to admit
you
704. POLITICAL PARTIES
that each party is worse than the other. The
FRA'
See also 175. Conservatism; 533. Liberalism;
one that's out always looks the best. WILL
(194-
667. Partisanship; 705. Politics and
ROGERS, "Breaking into the Writing Game,"
3.
Politicians; 770. Radicalism
The Illiterate Digest (1924).
profe
11. There is a hundred things to single
organ
1. All political parties die at last of swal-
you out for promotion in party politics be-
Educ
lowing their own lies. JOHN ARBUTHNOT,
sides ability. WILL ROGERS, The Autobiogra-
4.
quoted in Richard Garnett's Life of Emer-
phy of Will Rogers (1949), 13.
ginn
son (1887).
12. Every Harvard class should have one
HEN]
2. Those who think that all virtue is to be
Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. WILL
Adan
found in their own party principles push
ROGERS, The Autobiography of Will Rogers
5.
matters to extremes; they do not consider
(1949), 19.
gle
that disproportion destroys a state. ARIS-
13. Even more important than winning
beco
TOTLE, Politics (4th c. B.C.), 5.9, tr. Benjamin
the election is governing the nation. That is
tures
Jowett.
the test of a political party-the acid, final
house
3. Whin a man gets to be my age, he
test. ADLAI STEVENSON, acceptance speech,
Henr
ducks pol-itical meetin's, an' r-reads th' pa-
Democratic National Convention, July 26,
6.
pers an' weighs th' ividence an' th' ar-
1952.
doctr
pro-argymints an' con-argymints,
14. An independent is the guy who
JEAN
-an' makes up his mind ca'mly, an' votes
wants to take the politics out of politics. AD-
by Li
th' Dimmycratic ticket. FINLEY PETER
LAI STEVENSON, "The Art of Politics," The
7.
DUNNE, "On the Hero in Politics," Mr. Doo-
Stevenson Wit (1966).
of na
ley in Peace and in War (1898).
15. The elephant has a thick skin, a head
cal ai
4. I often think it's comical / How Nature
full of ivory, and as everyone who has seen a
1.2, t
always does contrive / That every boy and
circus parade knows, proceeds best by
8.
every gal, / That's born into the world alive,
grasping the tail of his predecessor. ADLAI
his b.
/ Is either a little Liberal, / Or else a little
STEVENSON, "The Art of Politics," The Ste-
he d
Conservative! W. S. GILBERT, Iolanthe
venson Wit (1966).
(1896
(1882), 2.
16. Every prince who puts himself at the
9.
5. If your heart is on the left, don't carry
head of a party, and succeeds, is sure of be-
over
your portfolio on the right. Graffito written
ing praised to all eternity, if the party lasts
boys
during French student revolt, May 1968.
that long. VOLTAIRE, "Theodosius," Philo-
he's
6. He serves his party best who serves
sophical Dictionary (1764).
M. B.
the country best. RUTHERFORD B. HAYES,
York
Inaugural Address, March 5, 1877.
10.
7. Let us not seek the Republican answer
705. POLITICS AND POLITICIANS
what
or the Democratic answer, but the right an-
See also 130. Citizens; 169. Congress;
HENR
swer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the
230. Demagoguery; 393. Government;
Plyme
past. Let us accept our own responsibility
496. International Relations;
11.
for the future. JOHN F. KENNEDY, address,
614. Nation; 645. Officialism;
an art
Loyola College Alumni Banquet, Baltimore,
704. Political Parties; 724. Presidency;
AMBF
Md., Feb. 18, 1958.
755. Public Office; 923. State;
1881
8. Under democracy one party always
924. Statesmen and Statesmanship;
12.
devotes its chief energies to trying to prove
1030. Voting
quera
that the other party is unfit to rule-and
BROSI
both commonly succeed, and are right. H. L.
1. When the political columnists say "Ev-
1881
MENCKEN, Minority Report (1956), 330.
ery thinking man" they mean themselves,
13.
9. The amount of effort put into a cam-
and when the candidates appeal to "Every
taken
paign by a worker expands in proportion to
intelligent voter" they mean everybody
vectiv
Ref.
ANW81
$53a
Simpson's
Contemporary Quotations
Compiled by
James B Simpson
11
Foreword by
Daniel J Boorstin
Houghton Mifflin Company
Boston 1988
PROPERTY OF
LICRARY I Y
EXEC F OFFICE OF
THE PRESIDENT
Ronald
POLITICS & GOVERNMENT
Reagan
1 To sit back hoping that someday, someway, some-
ed in dedication of Carter Presidential Center in Atlanta, ib
RICHARD H
one will make things right is to go on feeding the
2 Oct 86
1 He stampe
crocodile, hoping he will eat you last-but eat you
JAMES RESTON
ter of ten
he will.
vives. To
News summaries 7 Nov 74
15 Half circus and half Supreme Court.
anti-intelle
2 Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profes-
On national political conventions. NY Times 12 Jul 60
or merely
sion. I have come to realize that it bears a very close
16 How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk con-
The word
resemblance to the first.
sumption in 1960, the percentage rise in textile im-
a powerfu
LA Herald-Examiner 3 Mar 78
ports from 1957 to 1960 and the number of speeches
On Sen:
3 With our eyes fixed on the future, but recognizing
cleared by the Defense Department is not quite
agogue"
clear, but anyway, he did. He either overwhelmed
the realities of today we will achieve our des-
2 He was a
tiny to be as a shining city on a hill for all mankind
you with decimal points or disarmed you with a
cal.
smile and a wisecrack.
to see.
ib
To Conservative Political Action Conference 17 Mar 78
On President John F Kennedy's press conferences,
quoted by Ralph G Martin A Hero for Our Time Mac-
3 McCarthy
4 I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He said I was
millan 83
many tiny
sound as a dollar.
17 An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity
son exhau
As Republican presidential nominee 17 Jul 80
test of the past.
ib
5 I believe Moses was 80 when God first commis-
NY Times 10 Oct 84
sioned him for public service.
ROBERT R
ELLIOT L RICHARDSON
On running for president at age 73, address at Dixon IL
4 Apartheid
6 Feb 84
18
Washington
is a city of cocker spaniels. It's a
dignifies.
6 Thomas Jefferson once said, "We should never
city of people who are more interested in being pet-
Address
judge a president by his age, only by his works."
ted and admired, loved, than rendering the exercise
the Spir.
And ever since he told me that I stopped worrying.
of power.
NY Times 13 Jul 82
MARK Russ
ib
7 There were so many candidates on the platform that
ALAN RICHMAN
5 He'll tell y
there were not enough promises to go around.
Though he
19 She enjoys driving her restless mind in the express
Eatin' lots
On Democratic presidential primary debate in New
lane.
Hampshire. Newsweek 6 Feb 84
With a sau
On Senator Paula Hawkins of Florida, People 20 Oct 86
On Geo
8 Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July,
Bush."
but Democrats believe every day is April 15.
HYMAN G RICKOVER
in NY 7
NY Times 10 Oct 84
20 If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the bu-
9 If I had as much make-up on as he did, I'd have
reaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy
WILLIAM SA
looked younger, too.
won't.
6 I want my
On "age issue" during television debates with Walter F
Quoted by William A Clinkscales Jr after Senate com-
perienced
Mondale. Wall Street Journal 11 Oct 84
mittee delayed confirming him as director of the Selec-
ed-not m
tive Service System. NY Times 3 Nov 86
10 Shouldn't someone tag Mr Kennedy's bold new
On artf
imaginative program with its proper age? Under the
PAT ROBERTSON
Ronald I
tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first
21 The first words I spoke as a baby were Mommy,
7 No one fl
launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the
Daddy and constituency.
America is
idea of a government being Big Brother.
On growing up in a prominent Virginia political family,
On Cong
1960 letter to Richard M Nixon disclosed in final weeks
NY Times 12 Feb 87
US flow
of 1984 presidential campaign. NY Times 27 Oct 84
8 One differ
11 I'll be like Scarlett O'Hara-I'll think about it to-
ANDY ROONEY
American
morrow.
22 The only people who say worse things about politi-
in cash an
Refraining from endorsement of Vice President George
cians than reporters do are other politicians.
States pay
Bush for 1988 Republican presidential nomination. ib 12
60 Minutes CBS TV 7 Oct 84
Feb 85
tages taker
23 I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra
ib 13 No
12 Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn't get
and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
everything I asked for. I should jump off the cliff
9 The first la
with the flag flying-go down in flames. No. if I can
On press coverage of President Ronald Reagan's pros-
the holder
tate operation. ib 11 Jan 87
get 70 or 80 percent of what it is I'm trying to
ib 2 Mar
get
I'll take that and then continue to try to get
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
10 Decide on
the rest in the future.
24 Where, after all, do universal human rights begin?
win, beca
On criticism of early political compromises. ib 6 Oct 85
In small places, close to home-so close and so
can't beat
13 You know, it was only a generation ago that actors
small that they cannot be seen on any map of the
"The Pe
couldn't be buried in the churchyard.
world.
Expressing belief that people underestimated him be-
ANTHONY S
Quoted in NY Times 26 Dec 65
cause of his acting background. ib
11 The real r
14 Recession in when your neighbor loses his job. De-
ETHEL AND JULIUS ROSENBERG
center of a
pression is when you lose yours. And recovery is
25 We are the first victims of American fascism.
ing circles
when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Letter released by their attorney on the day they were
own profe
1980 campaign remark recalled when Reagan participat-
electrocuted for espionage, news summaries 19 Jun 53
others onl
38
POLITICS & GOVERNMENT
JOHN G DIEFENBAKER, Prime Minister of Canada
EDWIN W EDWARDS, Governor of Louisiana
1 The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No
11 [He's] so slow that he takes an hour and a half to
one can make head nor tail of them and they never
watch 60 Minutes.
are seen twice in the same place.
On 1983 Republican opponent David C Treen, NY
Address at London. Ontario, 5 May 62
Times 22 Oct 83
12 People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not
LLOYD DOGGETT
true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.
2 Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you
On 12th grand jury probe in a decade, ib 24 Oct 83
can't tell who started it.
13 [I could not lose unless I was] caught in bed with a
On his opponent for a seat in the Texas legislature, Time
dead girl or a live boy.
5 Nov 84
On 1983 race against David C Treen. recalled on his
ROBERT J DOLE, US Senator
grand jury indictment for racketeering and fraud, Time
11 Mar 85
3 History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Wash-
ington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents:
JOHN EHRLICHMAN, White House special assistant
Carter, Ford and Nixon-See No Evil, Hear No
14 I think we ought to let him hang there, let him twist
Evil and Evil.
slowly, slowly in the wind.
To Washington Gridiron Club dinner 26 Mar 83
To presidential counsel John Dean on acting FBI Direc-
4 We'll all be riding that streetcar of desire.
tor L Patrick Gray, taped conversation 7 Mar 73
On 1988 Republican National Convention in New Or-
15 I was under the assumption that it would be con-
leans, NY Times 24 Jan 87
ducted as a normal investigation, not as some kind
of a second-story job.
SEAN DONLON, Irish Ambassador to US
On break-in of office of Daniel Ellsberg's psychiatrist
5 Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans
after Ellsberg's leak of the Pentagon Papers, Washing-
wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators;
ton Post 26 Jul 73
Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats eat the fish
DWIGHT D EISENHOWER, 34th US President
they catch; Republicans stuff 'em and hang 'em on
the wall.
16 Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on
Quoted in Washington Post 23 Oct 81
the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future
to run over him.
TC DOUGLAS, leader of Canadian New Democratic Party
Presidential campaign speech. quoted in Time 6 Oct 52
6 The Liberals talk about a stable government but we
17 We are tired of aristocratic explanations in Harvard
don't know how bad the stable is going to smell.
words.
News summaries 30 Oct 65
1952 campaign remark that was recalled after more than
a dozen Harvard men were named to high positions in
MAUREEN DOWD
the Eisenhower administration, ib 26 Jan 53
7 His House colleagues still call him "Jackie One
18 I thought it completely absurd to mention my name
Note"-joking that if you ask him how to solve the
in the same breath as the presidency.
problem of teenage pregnancy, he'll tell you to cut
Recalling his initial reaction to suggestions that he run
for office, Mandate for Change Doubleday 63
taxes.
"Is Jack Kemp Mr Right?" NY Times 28 Jun 87
19 [I despise people who] go to the gutter on either the
right or the left and hurl rocks at those in the center.
MARK DUFFY
Time 25 Oct 63
8 In Louisiana we don't bet on football games
We
20 I shall make that trip. I shall go to Korea.
bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or
1952 campaign promise that was credited with winning
not.
the election, quoted in Life 5 Jul 68
On winning wager that Governor Edwin W Edwards
SAM ERVIN, US Senator
would be charged with racketeering and fraud. NY
Times 3 Mar 85
21 Divine right went out with the American Revolution
and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What
JOHN P EAST, US Senator
meat do they eat that makes them grow so great?
9 The average American doesn't know the difference
News conference during Watergate investigation. Time
16 Apr 73
between a Contra and a caterpillar or between a San-
dinista and a sardine.
22 I'm not going to let anybody come down at night
Opposing House-Senate conference agreement to con-
like Nicodemus and whisper something in my ear
tinue ban on covert aid to Nicaraguan Contras. NY
that no one else can hear. That is not executive priv-
Times 12 Oct 84
ilege; it is poppycock.
At Senate Watergate hearings, US News & World Re-
EDMONTON JOURNAL
port 28 May 73
10 The eyes are Paul Newman blue. His hair has the
23 If the many allegations made to this date are true,
swoop of the Robert Redford style and the voice the
then the burglars who broke into the headquarters
resonance of a Lorne Greene school of broadcast-
of the Democratic National Committee at the Wa-
ing. The jaw is by Gibraltar.
tergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of
On Brian Mulroney, newly elected prime minister of
every citizen.
Canada. quoted in NY Times 6 Sep 84
ib
26
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CHER EDUCATION
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430
RESPONSIBILTY
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the
point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
-George Bernard Shaw
W.H. REFERENCE CENTER
REPUBLICAN PARTY / REPUBLICANS
The Republican Party either corrupts its liberals or it expels them.
-Harry S Truman
Every Republican candidate for President since 1936 has been
nominated by the Chase National Bank.
-Robert A. Taft
The Republican Convention [1928] opened with a prayer. If the
Lord can see his way clear to bless the Republican Party the way
it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without
even asking.
-Will Rogers
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one
good one, and the good one always happens to be election year.
-Will Rogers
The trouble with the Republican Party is that it has not had a new
idea for thirty years.
-Woodrow Wilson
RESPONSIBILITY
The price of greatness is responsibility.
-Winston Churchill
Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility
upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
-Booker T. Washington
Our responsibility: every opportunity, an obligation; every posses-
sion, a duty.
-John D. Rockefeller, Jr.
I feel the responsibility of the occasion. Responsibility is propor-
tionate to opportunity.
-Woodrow Wilson
To let oneself be bound by a duty from the moment you see it
approaching is part of the integrity that alone justifies responsibility.
-Dag Hammarskjöld
The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.
-Roy L. Smith
Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment, and
learn again to exercise his will-his personal responsibility in the
realm of faith and morals.
-Albert Schweitzer
DEVIL
159
158
DEMOCRATIC PARTY / DEMOCRATS
When a leader is in the Democratic Party he's a boss; when he's in
The upper classes are
a nation's past; the middle class is its
the Republican Party he's a leader.
-Harry S Truman
future.
-Ayn Rand
If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will
In every well-governed state wealth is a sacred thing; in democracies
stop telling the truth about them.
-Adlai Stevenson
it is the only sacred thing.
-Anatole France
*
*
DESTINY
Where the earth is underpopulated and there is an economic demand
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a
for men, democracy is inevitable. That state of things cannot be
thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
permanent. Therefore, democracy cannot last. It contains no abso-
-William Jennings Bryan
lute and eternal truths.
-William Graham Sumner
There is a destiny that makes us brothers, none goes his way alone.
I have the happiness to know that it [democracy] is a rising, and
All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.
not a setting sun.
-Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
-Edwin Markham
*
*
I am the master of my fate;/I am the captain of my soul.
We have watched American democracy at close hand for many
-William E. Henley
years and we believe few governments are institutionally so suscep-
Anatomy is destiny.
-Sigmund Freud
tible to dictatorship as this one.
-Gerald Johnson
Trend is not destiny.
-Lewis Mumford
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
than we deserve.
-George Bernard Shaw
Man knows at last that he is alone in the universe's unfeeling im-
mensity. His destiny is nowhere spelled out, nor is his duty.
-Jacques Monod
DEMOCRATIC PARTY / DEMOCRATS
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
-Albert Camus
Thomas Jefferson founded the Democratic Party; Franklin Roose-
Fate is nonawareness.
-Jan Kott
velt dumbfounded it.
-Dewey Short
Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible
Republicans sleep in twin beds-some even in separate rooms. That
when he makes a hole in one.
-Horizons magazine
is why there are more Democrats.
-Will Stanton
Intellect annuls fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.
The Democratic Party is like a mule-without pride of ancestry or
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
hope of posterity.
-Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.
I belong to no organized political party-I am a Democrat.
-Thomas Fuller (1608-1661)
-Will Rogers
We have mastered a destiny which broke another man [Napoleon]
Its [the Democratic Party's] leaders are always troubadors of trouble;
a hundred and thirty years ago.
crooners of catastrophe
A Democratic President is doomed to
-Adolf Hitler (Owner of a somewhat clouded crystal ball)
proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.
The future is hidden even from the men who made it.
-Clare Boothe Luce
-Anatole France
If the person you are trying to diagnose politically is some sort of
DEVIL
intellectual, the chances are two to one he is a Democrat.
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1599 I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to
belong to any other party than the party of freedom and progress.
Attributed to FREDERICK DOUGLASS. Unverified.
1600 I knew that however bad the Republican party was, the Democratic party was much
worse. The elements of which the Republican party was composed gave better ground for
the ultimate hope of the success of the colored man's cause than those of the Democratic
party.
FREDERICK DOUGLASS, Life and Times of Frederick Douglass, chapter 47, p. 579
(1941).
1601 I recognize the Republican party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political
hopes and the ark of his safety.
FREDERICK DOUGLASS, letter to men from Petersburg, Virginia, August 15, 1888.-
Douglass papers, Library of Congress.
The Petersburg men had written Douglass seeking advice about supporting John
M. Langston as their Republican candidate for Congress. He would be their first black
representative, but earlier he had worked against the Republican party. Douglass called
him a trickster and said not to support anyone "whose mad ambition would imperil the
success of the Republican party."
1602 Indeed there are some Republicans I would trust with anything-anything, that is,
except public office.
ADLAI E. STEVENSON, governor of Illinois, campaign speech, Illinois state fair,
Springfield, Illinois, August 14, 1952.-Major Campaign Speeches of Adlai E. Stevenson,
1952, p. 14 (1953).
Responsibility
1603 A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based
on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in
the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
ALBERT EINSTEIN, "The World as I See It," Ideas and Opinions, trans. Sonja
Bargmann, p. 8 (1954).
1604 For of those to whom much is given, much is required. And when at some future
date the high court of history sits in judgment on each of us-recording whether in our brief
span of service we fulfilled our responsibilities to the state-our success or failure, in
whatever office we hold, will be measured by the answers to four questions:
First, were we truly men of courage-with the courage to stand up to one's ene-
mies-and the courage to stand up, when necessary, to one's associates-the courage to
resist public pressure, as well as private greed?
Secondly, were we truly men of judgment-with perceptive judgment of the future
as well as the past-of our mistakes as well as the mistakes of others-with enough wisdom
to know what we did not know and enough candor to admit it.
Third, were we truly men of integrity-men who never ran out on either the princi-
ples in which we believed or the men who believed in us-men whom neither financial gain
nor political ambition could ever divert from the fulfillment of our sacred trust?
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/ DEMOCRACY
THE DEPRESSION: ECONOMIC / 77
DEMOCRACY also see EQUALITY; LIBERTY; POLITICS
Democracy may not prove in the long run to be as efficient as other
forms of government, but it has one saving grace: it allows us to know
emocracy, like any noncoercive relationship, rests on a shared under-
and say that it isn't.
anding of limits.
BILL MOYERS, Newsweek, June 3, 1975
ELIZABETH DREW, Washington Journal, 1975
So Two Cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two
ompromise is a noble word that sums up democracy.
because it permits criticism. Two cheers are quite enough: there is no
SAUL ALINSKY
occasion to give three. Only Love, the Beloved Republic, deserves that.
E. M. FORSTER, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951
emocracy begins with a free discussion of our sins.
W.H. AUDEN, quoted on "Bill Moyers' Journal," PBS, June 5, 1973
DEMOCRATS/DEMOCRATIC PARTY also see REPUBLI-
o democracy is possible without friction.
CANS/REPUBLICAN PARTY
NICHOLAS VON HOFFMANN, Make-Believe Presidents, 1978
The Democratic Party is not one-but two-political parties with the
S a lot of people pulling together who hate each other's guts.
"CALUCCIS DEPARTMENT," CBS-TV, Sept. 8, 1973
same name. They unite only once every two years-to wage political
campaigns.
ATTRIBUTED TO DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER
emocracy is the most difficult of all forms of government, since it re-
ires the widest spread of intelligence, and we forgot to make our-
You can never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to wet their
ves intelligent when we made ourselves sovereign.
finger and hold it to the wind.
WILL AND ARIEL DURANT, The Lessons of History, 1968
RONALD REAGAN, quoted in Newsweek, July 10, 1978
emocracy is not merely an electoral parade, but is a sincere effort to
Have you ever tried to split sawdust?
ep in step with the slowest soldier in the battalion.
GIUSEPPE PREZZOLINI, Machiavelli, introduction to Italian edition,
EUGENE J. McCARTHY, when accused of splitting the party, Quote,
May 19, 1968
1927
Listening to Democrats complain about inflation is like listening to
licies are rarely made in a democracy; they emerge.
GARTH L. MANGUM, Annals of American Academy of Political and
germs complain about disease.
SPIRO AGNEW, quoted in Newsweek, July 20, 1970
Social Science, Sept. 1969
e weakness of democracy-the reason why Karl Marx and others
There are only six Democrats in all of Hinsdale County and you, you
ust be laughing in their graves-is precisely that it's about winning
son of a bitch, you ate five of them.
ATTRIBUTED TO COLORADO JUDGE SENTENCING ALFRED E. PACKER FOR
tes. No government can afford to have a survival strategy because
CANNIBALIZING FIVE MEMBERS OF PROSPECTING PARTY, 1874, quoted in
at means losing votes.
Newsweek, Aug. 22, 1977
ANDREW KNIGHT, Newsweek, Jan. 13, 1975
e reason democracy doesn't work is that, while bribing of individual
ters. is illegal, the bribing of whole classes of voters is not.
THE DEPRESSION: ECONOMIC also see DECADE: 1930-
Dublin Opinion, from Quote, Oct. 29, 1967
1939
emocracy is shaking my nerves to pieces.
There's a lot of nostalgia for the Depression, though obviously by peo-
HENRY ADAMS, Democracy, 1880
ple who didn't live through it.
HILTON KRAMER, New York Times, Dec. 26, 1972
226 / REPUBLICANS/REPUBLICAN PARTY
It is
that cluster of memories and myths, hopes and images, rites
and customs that pulls together the life of a person or group into a
meaningful whole.
HARVEY Cox, The Seduction of the Spirit, 1973
There is only one religious problem-being religious.
SOLON B. COUSINS, Quote, Oct. 2, 1966
W.H. INFORMATION CENTER
Being religious means asking passionately the question of the meaning
of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the an-
swers hurt. Such an idea of religion makes religion universally human,
but it certainly differs from what is usually called religion.
PAUL TILLICH, Saturday Evening Post, June 14, 1958
Organized religion is most efficient when it serves the status quo.
WILLIAM CUTTER, speech at Central Conference of American Rabbis,
June 1969
We must respect the other fellow's religion
...
to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful.
H. L. MENCKEN, Minority Report, 1956
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether
impossible.
STANISLAW LEM, The Star Diaries, 1976
The enormous fatigue of trying to live without religion.
DONALD BARR, Who Pushed Humpty Dumpty?, 1971
REPUBLICANS/REPUBLICAN PARTY also see DEMO-
CRATS/DEMOCRATIC PARTY
An endangered species.
SIDNEY VERBA, quoted in Newsweek, Aug. 23, 1976
If Jerry Brown says we have to cut down on big government, that's re-
garded as a liberal coup. If a Republican says that, he's considered as
a first-class sonofabitch.
WILLIAM STEIGER, congressman, quoted in Newsweek, Aug. 23, 1976
Republicans never have mastered the knack, as Democrats seem to
have, of winking while knifing an opponent's jugular.
JAMES M. NAUGHTON ON INTRA-PARTY CONFLICTS, New York Times,
May 9, 1976
RESEARCH / 227
opes and images, rites
It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than
person or group into a
Democrats.
STEWART ALSOP, Newsweek, Dec. 30, 1968
973
For some goddam reason Republicans can't write.
gious.
HENRY R. LUCE ON WHY so MANY LIBERALS WERE ON HIS STAFF, quoted
in W.A. Swanberg, Luce and His Empire, 1972
restion of the meaning
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
swers, even if the an-
WALTER LIPPMANN, obituary in New York Times, Dec. 15, 1974
on universally human,
ed religion.
Now you can't make the Republican Party pure by more contributions
4, 1958
because contributions are what got it where it is today.
WILL ROGERS, four decades before Watergate, quoted in Richard Ket-
es the status quo.
chum, Will Rogers, 1973
ce of American Rabbis,
True Republicanism requires
that every American shall be free to
become as unequal as he can.
to the extent that we
How to Behave, 1850 etiquette book
RESEARCH
essary and altogether
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they're blind.
MARSTON BATES, Quote, Nov. 5, 1967
ligion.
The chance of the bread falling butter-side-down is directly propor-
1971
tional to the cost of the project.
ANONYMOUS
TY also see DEMO-
You can't make a baby in a month by getting nine women pregnant.
RESEARCHER ON CRASH PROJECTS, quoted in Forbes, Oct. 15, 1974
Since one must publish to get grants, and promotion in many institu-
976
tions hinges on the size of the grants, publication and grants rather
than discovery become the goals in the laboratory.
vernment, that's re-
ERNEST BOREK, New York Times, Jan. 22, 1975
t, he's considered as
Among advocates of any group-black, white or Oriental-social re-
week, Aug. 23, 1976
search is welcome only to the degree that it can be used to advance a
desired cause.
Democrats seem to
WALTER GOODMAN, New York Times, June 17, 1979
ar.
S, New York Times,
Ninety percent of the historical researcher's time is spent at the intel-
lectual level of collecting postage stamps.
LAWRENCE STONE, quoted in Princeton Alumni Weekly, Oct. 18, 1971
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If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will
stop telling the truth about them.
Adlai Stevenson
I belong to no organized party-I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers
Republicans sleep in twin beds-some even in separate rooms. That
is why there are more Democrats.
William Stanton
You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a
Democrat.
Jacqueline Onassis
The Democratic party is like a man riding backward in a carriage. It
never sees a thing until it has gone by.
Benjamin Butler
We do not promise what we know cannot be delivered by man,
God, or the Democratic party.
Lawrence O'Brien
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that
all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
Will Rogers
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Stanton
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one
good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.
Will Rogers
The trouble with the Republican Party is that it has not had a new
idea for thirty years.
Woodrow Wilson
Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of
conflict the man before the dollar.
Abraham Lincoln
Every Republican candidate for President since 1936 has been nomi-
nated by the Chase National Bank.
Robert A. Taft
The people are wise-wiser than the Republicans think.
Adlai Stevenson
The Republican Convention [1928] opened with a prayer. If the
Lord can see his way to bless the Republican Party the way it's been
carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Will Rogers
The Republican Party either corrupts its liberals or it expels them.
Harry S Truman
The function of liberal Republicans is to shoot the wounded after
battle.
Eugene McCarthy
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REPUBLICAN PARTY
The Republicans have their splits after the election and Democrats
have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers
Republicans no longer worship at the shrine of a balanced budget.
Jack Kemp
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f my life,
2.
(Screenplay by Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder and
East, I'll
'Can't make it.' 'Can't make it.' That's all I
Richard L. Breen; adaptation by Robert Harari;
hat I was
ever hear from you. It used to be because my
based on an original story by David Shaw)
husband was your friend. Well, he's dead. He's
been dead for six months. What's wrong with
ALSO SEE: Indecision-3; Lies-4.
exit from
of the Au-
me now? Why can't you make it?"
s play
-Ida Lupino pressuring George Raft for some atten-
tion in Raoul Walsh's They Drive by Night
RESPECT
(Screenplay by Jerry Wald and Richard Macaulay;
1.
based on LONG HAUL, a novel by A. I. Bezzerides)
"You know, on the-on the screen, I'm a-you
do. That's
3.
know; in private life, I'm a-well, you know!
nly one I
"Explain! Explain! That's all I've ever done is
But, whatever I do, I-I still respect lovely
be called
explain. I'm tired of explaining, sick and tired
things. And you're lovely. You understand?"
of it. I don't want to have to explain-not to
-Fredric March leveling with Janet Gaynor in Wil-
story with
you. You're my son. You're in with me. My flesh
liam A. Wellman's A Star Is Born
Old Ac-
and blood. You wear my clothes, eat my food,
(Screenplay by Dorothy Parker, Alan Campbell
live in my home. I don't have to explain to you.
and Robert Carson; based on an original story by
ore
If I'm guilty, then you're guilty, too. You under-
William A. Wellman and Robert Carson)
ruten)
stand me? You're guilty, too."
2.
-Edward G. Robinson resenting Burt Lancaster's
"Oh, you mistake me, my dear. I have the high-
bered?"
questions about a wartime crime in Irving Reis's All
est respect for your nerves. I have heard you
My Sons
yramids
mention them with consideration for the last
(Screenplay by Chester Erskine; based on the play
20 years."
by Arthur Miller)
ans about
-Edmund Gwenn calming his excitable wife (Mary
me's The
ALSO SEE: Appearances-6; Stupid-1.
Boland) in Robert Z. Leonard's Pride and Prejudice
(Screenplay by Aldous Huxley and Jane Murfin;
on the
based on the play by Helen Jerome and novel by
Jane Austen)
REPUBLICANS
Γ-2; Let-
3.
1.
3; Pride-
"Hello. I told you never to call me here; don't
(a) "It's so spooky down here. Do you believe in
you know where I am? Now look, baby, I-I
reincarnation-you know that dead people
can't talk to you now, the-my President needs
come back?"
me. Of course, Bucky would rather be there
(b) "You mean like the Republicans?"
with you. Of course, it isn't only physical. I
-(b) Bob Hope neutralizing the ominous question of
deeply respect you as a human being. Someday
(a) Nydia Westman in Elliott Nugent's The Cat and
I'm going to make you Mrs. Buck Turgidson.
the Canary
All right, now listen, hon, you can go back to
e don't
(Screenplay by Walter De Leon and Lynn
sleep now-Bucky'll be back there just as soon
you any
Starling; based on the play by John Willard)
as he can. All right. Listen, suge: don't forget to
say your prayers."
2.
y Bogart
asure of
"Don't tell me it's subversive to kiss a Republi-
-George C. Scott getting a less-than-pressing phone
can."
call from his girlfriend (Tracy Reed) during a War
Room crisis in Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove or:
novel
-John Lund romancing an Iowa congresswoman
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
(Jean Arthur) in Billy Wilder's A Foreign Affair
(Screenplay by Stanley Kubrick, Terry Southern
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Political Quotations
3176. For a workingman or woman to vote Republican this year is the same as a chicken voting
for Colonel Sanders. -Walter F. Mondale, Rolling Stone, Nov 4, 1976
3177. My answer to why did I choose the Democratic Party is that I spent three years in
Washington under a Republican administration. -Dixy Lee Ray, Wall Street Journal, Mar 15,
1976
3178. There's nothing wrong with the Republican Party that double-digit inflation won't cure.
-Richard Scammon, Guardian Weekly, Nov 12, 1978
3179. (Republicans are) men of narrow vision who are afraid of the future and whose leaders
are inclined to shoot from the hip. -Jimmy Carter, Time, Jul 28, 1980
3180. Thou shalt not criticize other Republicans. -Ronald Reagan, Time, Jul 28, 1980
3181. We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich. -Ronald
Reagan, remarks at a Republican fundraising dinner in Washington, D.C., May 4, 1982
3182. Republicians believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day
is April 15. -Ronald Reagan, The New York Times, Oct 10, 1984
REVOLUTION
3183. Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft. -Bible, 1 Samuel, ca. 800 B.C.
3184. Is it not a simple fact that in any form of government revolution always starts from the
outbreak of internal dissension in the ruling class? The constitution cannot be upset so long as
that class is of one mind, however small it may be. -Plato, The Republic, ca. 390 B.C.
3185. A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy. -Guy Fawkes, to James I, Nov 5,
1605
3186. The surest way to prevent seditions is to take away the matter of them. For if there
be fuel prepared, it is hard to tell whence the spark shall come that shall set it on fire. -Sir
Francis Bacon, "Of Seditions and Troubles", Essays, 1625
3187. When the people are in movement, it's not possible to see how calm will be restored; when
they're quiet, you can't see how the calm will be destroyed. [Quand le peuple est en mouvement,
on ne comprend pas par où le calme peut y entrer; et quand il est paisible, on ne voit pas par
où le calme peut en sortir.] -Jean de La Bruyère, "Du souverain ou de la république", Les
Caractères, 1688
3188. If the abuse be enormous, nature will rise up, and claiming her original rights, overturn
a corrupt political system. -Samuel Johnson, quoted by James Boswell, Life of Samuel Johnson,
Jul 6, 1763
3189. The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it
to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong but better so than not be exercised
at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere. -Thomas
Jefferson, letter to Abigail Adams, Feb 22, 1787
3190. I hold it, that a little rebellion now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the
political world as storms in the physical. It is a medicine for the sound health of government.
-Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, Jan 30, 1787
3191. Insurrection is the most sacred of duties. -Marie Joseph, Marquis de Lafayette, speech
to the National Assembly, Feb 20, 1790
3192. Every successful revolt is termed a revolution, and every unsuccessful one a rebellion.
-Joseph Priestly, letter to Edmund Burke, 1791
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STATES
Political Quotations
Political Quotations
REPUBLICAN PARTY
100d is Religion. -William Blake,
3160. I hope that no American will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting
either for me or against me solely on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant. -John
$ inimical to liberty. All separated
F. Kennedy, Time, Jul 25, 1960
Clay, speech in the House of
3161. Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the
oppression or persecution of others. -John F. Kennedy, letter to the National Conference of
Christians and Jews, Oct 10, 1960
iman reason which will not at the
Quincy Adams, letter to Richard
3162. The church must be reminded that it is not the master or the servant of the state, but
rather the conscience of the state. -Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
of gravity in a realm, to which all
3163. If we get the federal government out of the classroom, maybe we'll get God back in.
muel Taylor Coleridge, On the
-Ronald Reagan, Washingtonian, Jul, 1976
3164. I think the government ought to stay out of the prayer business. -Jimmy Carter, The
ing of men's rights and women's
New York Times, Apr 8, 1979
my solemn conviction that, until
3165. The government must pursue a course of complete neutrality toward religion. -John
ctice, the church can do nothing
Paul Stevens, majority opinion, Wallace V. Jaffree, Jun 4, 1985
ina Grimké, Letters to Catherine
REPUBLICAN PARTY
art of a heartless world, just as it
3166. I knew that however bad the Republican party was, the Democratic party was much
[Die Religion ist der Seufzer der
worse. The elements of which the Republican party was composed gave better ground for the
der Geist geistloser Zustände ist.
ultimate hope of the success of the colored man's cause than those of the Democratic party.
tion to the Critique of Hegel's
-Frederick Douglass, Life and Times of Frederick Douglass, 1881
3167. I recognize the Republican party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political hopes
the priest consecrates the heart-
and the ark of his safety. -Frederick Douglass, letter to men of Petersburg, Virginia, Aug 15,
nifesto, 1848
1888
nake the discovery that we were
3168. Th' raypublican party broke ye, but now that ye're down we'll not turn a cold shoulder
liam Ewart Gladstone, letter to
to ye. come in an' we'll keep ye - broke. -Finley Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley Discusses", Mr.
Dooley's Opinion, 1900
ceed from them. -Ralph Waldo
3169. The trouble with the Republican Party is that it has not had a new idea in 30 years. I
am not speaking as a politician; I am speaking as an historian. -Woodrow Wilson, speech in
Indianapolis, Indiana, Jan 8, 1915
ipon the heads of thieves, called
4
3170. Indeed there are some Republicans I would trust with anything-anything, that is, except
public office. -Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., campaign speech in Springfield, Illinois, Aug 14, 1952
his time, Christ keeps aloof from
ssia, 1913
3171. It (the Republican Party) is an ancient political vehicle, held together by soft soap and
hunger and with front-seat drivers and back-seat drivers contradicting each other in a bedlam
only the Conservative Party at
of voices, shouting "go right" and "go left" at the same time. -Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., The New
ondon, 1917
York Times, Nov 15, 1952
1 and State are both demanding
3172. I have been tempted to make a proposal to our Republican friends: that if they stop telling
ry, I would say that that great
lies about us, we would stop telling the truth about them. -Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., quoted,
peech to the Federal Council of
Human Behavior, May, 1978
3173. The elephant has a thick skin, a head full of ivory, and as everyone who has seen a circus
alin, reported conversation with
parade knows, proceeds best by grasping the tail of his predecessor. -Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.,
"The Art of Politics", The Stevenson Wit, 1966
self with the whole of mankind,
3174. Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party. -Walter Lippmann, recalled on
his death, Dec 14, 1974
idas K. Gandhi, Non-Violence
3175. I think the Republican Party is only going to be an effective party if it reflects the best
interests of the American people, and traditionally that is in the center. That is where our country
will cease to be free for religion.
has always been. That is where the Republican Party has won. -Nelson A. Rockefeller, Time,
or 7, 1952
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Ronald Reagan (1911-
): Governor of California and
fortieth president
Once you've seen one redwood tree, you've seen them all.
(Alleged remark at a press conference, 1966, later denied)
I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity,
and guts.
(At a press conference, 1970)
This would be a good time for a botulism epidemic.
scientist
(Remark when kidnappers of Patricia Hearst demanded free canned
aign by a worker expands in
goods be distributed to the poor, May 1974)
at he will derive from his
We are told that détente is our best hope for a lasting peace.
mer 1965)
Hope it may offer, but only so long as we have no illusions about
it.
When the stakes are war and peace, we can bargain suc-
or and civil rights leader
cessfully only if we are strong militarily and only if we are willing to
ovement such as the March
defend ourselves if necessary. We must also have a sense of unity
and a national purpose in our foreign policy.
ith by Negroes in Negroes.
th Negroes depending on
(Speech at Phillips Exeter Academy, 10 February 1974)
ak down the slave psychol-
Double-no triple-our troubles and we'd still be better off
which comes and is nour-
than any other people on earth.
people for direction and
It is time that we recognized that ours was, in truth, a noble
xed organizations that are
cause.
ro.
(On the Vietnam War, speech in Boston, August 1980)
mittee, September 1942)
We are threatened with an economic calamity of tremendous
esswoman from
proportions, and the old business-as-usual treatment can't save us.
(Speech in Washington, 5 January 1981)
fuse to send anyone else.
I hope you're all Republicans.
SS against the declaration of war
(Remark to physicians when he was wounded in an assassination at-
tempt by the son of an oil man, 1981)
They came home without a victory not because they had been
list and politician
defeated but because they had been denied permission to win.
(On Vietnam speech in Washington, 24 February 1981)
es' Home Journal, October 1929)
I could see where you could have the exchange of tactical
[nuclear] weapons against troops in the field without it bringing ei-
ther of the major powers to pushing the button.
(Interview, 16 October 1981)
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145
it waste
George Frisbie Hoar (1826-1904): Senator from
dred miles
Massachusetts
e to have my
The men who do the work of piety and charity in our churches
? I don't
the men who own and till their own farms
the men who
went to war
and saved the nation's honor
by the natural law
of his execution, 18
of their being find their place in the Republican Party. While the
old slave owner and slave driver, the saloon keeper, the ballot box
stuffer
the criminal class of the great cities, the men who cannot
r
read or write, by the natural law of their being find their congenial
ers that violate the
place in the Democratic Party.
wrong with taking
(Speech in Boston, 1888)
Harold Hobson (1904-
): British critic
The United States, I believe, are under the impression that they
are twenty years in advance of this country; whilst, as a matter of
and why.
actual verifiable fact, of course, they are just about six hours behind
it.
(The Devil in Woodford Wells, 1948)
present great cri-
James "Jimmy" Hoffa (1913-?): Labor leader
nciple of interna-
I do unto others what they do unto me, only worse.
ver, and proclaims
(Interview with reporters, 1957)
ed by the govern-
Eric Hoffer (1902- ): Popular philosopher
To the intellectual, America's unforgivable sin is that it has revo-
lutions without revolutionaries, and achieves the momentous in a
matter-of-fact way.
and suffer what is
(Syndicated newspaper column, 9 February 1968)
145)
Eisenhower sat on his ass and we were a thousand times better
off.
(Interview in People, 16 January 1978)
or
entrusted me with
the next five hun-
Abbott "Abbie" Hoffman (1936-
): Leader of "the Yippies"
cisive, not only for
They nominate a president and he eats the people. We nominate
pe and indeed the
a president and the people eat him.
cale has been im-
(On the nomination of a pig as Youth International Party presidential
candidate, Chicago, August 1968)
ember 1941)
CONKLING / CONNOLLY
73
because of this they so carry
Roscoe Conkling (1829-1888): Senator from New York and
corporation lawyer
This angry man, dizzy with the elevation to which assassination
has raised him, frenzied with power and ambition, does not seem to
uman
know that not he but the men who made the Constitution placed it
in the people's hands. They placed Andrew Johnson in the people's
hands also; and when those hands shall drop their votes into the
Sam,
ballot box, Andrew Johnson and his policy of arrogance and usurpa-
e
tion will be snapped like a willow wand.
(Speech in New York, August 1866)
ver,
We are told the Republican party is a machine. Yes. A govern-
's over, over there.
ment is a machine; a church is a machine; an army is a machine; an
order of Masons is a machine; the common-school system of the
State of New York is a machine; a political party is a machine.
(Speech in New York, September 1876)
ndly impressed with the fact
d Stripes, and that has had a
I do not know how to belong to a party a little.
e written. If it had not been
(Attributed)
ce, I might have fallen into
omantic drama, or question-
He will hew to the line of right, let the chips fall where they
1 my heart, and it has done
may.
(Of President Grant, June 1880)
940)
How can I speak into a grave? How can I battle with a shroud?
7 the flag.
Silence is a duty and a doom.
(On hearing of the death by assassination of his political rival, President
James A. Garfield, September 1881)
r, editor
I have but one annoyance with the administration of President
lectual efforts, choose for its
Arthur, and that is, that, in contrast with it, the Administration of
al from it, we consider it a
Hayes becomes respectable, if not heroic.
(Attributed, 1883)
Cyril Connolly (1903-1975): Irish author
I came to America tourist Third with a cheque for ten pounds
President Nixon, later
and I leave plus five hundred, a wife, a mandarin coat, a set of
diamond studs, a state room and bath, and a decent box for the
ir minds and hearts will fol-
ferret. That's what everybody comes to America to do and I don't
think I've managed badly for a beginner.
(Letter to Noel Blakiston, 2 April 1930)
24
ADELMAN / ALCOTT
Morris A. Adelman (1917-
): Economist
Those fellows are not considerate and they're not malicious.
They're just trying to do the best for themselves, squeezing the
goose without killing it.
(On OPEC's increase in the price of petroleum, December 1978)
Spiro T. Agnew (1918-
): Vice-president under Nixon
To some extent, if you've seen one city slum you've seen them
all.
(Speech in Detroit, 18 October 1968)
Now anybody who knows me, or has taken the trouble to read
what I have to say, knows that I respect the right of dissent.
(Speech in Washington, 3 December 1969)
The day when the network commentators and even gentlemen of
the New York Times enjoyed a form of diplomatic immunity from
comment and criticism of what they said-that day is past.
I do
not seek to intimidate the press, the networks or anyone else from
speaking out. But the time for blind acceptance of their opinions is
past. And the time for naive belief in their neutrality is gone.
(Speech in Montgomery, 29 November 1969)
It is not an easy thing to wake up in the morning to learn that
some prominent man or institution has implied that you are a bigot,
Sa
a racist, or a fool.
(Ibid.)
fro
fan
We seem to be approaching the age of the gross.
(Speech in New Orleans, 19 October 1969)
The Republican Party has a place for every American who be-
me
lieves that flag waving is better than flag burning.
the
(Ibid.)
Bronson Alcott (1799-1888): Transcendentalist philosopher
ativ
I consider it the best part of an education to have been born and
to C
brought up in the country.
Hav
(Attributed)
Ref.
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179
66. DEMOCRACY
LANGSTON HUGHES, "The Black Man Speaks,"
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in his first inaugural address,
in Jim Crow's Last Stand, 1943.
March 4, 1801.
37 The death of democracy is not likely to be an
44 Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinc-
with the government of himself. Can he, then, be
tion from apathy, indifference, and undernourish-
trusted with the government of others? Or have we
ment.
found angels in the forms of kings to govern him?
ROBERT M. HUTCHINS, Great Books, 1954.
Let history answer this question.
Ibid.
38 The animosities of sovereigns are temporary
and may be allayed; but those which seize the whole
45 A republican government is slow to move, yet
body of a people, and of a people, too, who dictate
when once in motion, its momentum becomes irre-
their own measures, produce calamities of long
sistible.
duration.
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to Francis C.
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to Charles
Gray, March 4, 1815.
William Frederick Dumas, May 6, 1786.
46 I am not among those who fear the people.
39 If any of our countrymen wish for a king, give
They, and not the rich, are our dependence for
them Aesop's fable of the frogs who asked a king;
continued freedom.
if this does not cure them, send them to Europe.
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to Samuel
They will go back good republicans.
Kercheval, July 12, 1816.
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to Dr. David
Ramsay, August 4, 1787.
47 I know no safe depository of the ultimate pow-
ers of society but the people themselves; and if we
40 [The people] are the only sure reliance for the
think them not enlightened enough to exercise their
preservation of our liberty.
control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to James
not to take it from them, but to inform their discre-
Madison, December 20, 1787.
tion by education.
41 Every government degenerates when trusted to
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to William C.
Jarvis, September 28, 1820.
the rulers of the people alone. The people them-
selves therefore are its only safe depositories.
48 The constitutions of most of our States assert
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to Abbé Arnoud,
that all power is inherent in the people.
July 19, 1789.
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to John
Cartwright, June 5, 1824.
42 The republican is the only form of government
which is not eternally at open or secret war with the
49 All eyes are opened or opening to the rights of
rights of mankind.
man. The general spread of the light of science has
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to William
already laid open to every view the palpable truth,
Hunter, March 11, 1790.
that the mass of mankind has not been born with
saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted
43 Some honest men fear that a republican govern-
and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately, by the
ment can not be strong, that this government is not
grace of God.
strong enough; but would the honest patriot, in the
full tide of successful experiment, abandon a gov-
THOMAS JEFFERSON, in a letter to Roger C.
Weightman, June 24, 1826.
ernment which has so far kept us free and firm, on
the theoretic and visionary fear that this govern-
50 Humble as I am, plebeian as I may be deemed,
ment, the world's best hope, may by possibility
permit me in the presence of this brilliant assem-
want energy to preserve itself?
blage to enunciate the truth that courts and cabi-
214. THE SOUTH
526
3 No hardier republicanism was generated in New
O quick mettle, rich blood, impulse and love!
England than in the slave states of the South, which
Good and evil! O all dear to me!
produced so many great statesmen of America.
WALT WHITMAN, "O Magnet-South," 1860.
WILLIAM E. GLADSTONE, "Kin Beyond the Sea,"
published in the North American Review,
September, 1878.
4 Southerners can never resist a losing cause.
215. SOUTH CAROLINA
MARGARET MITCHELL, Gone with the Wind,
1936.
1 Animis opibusque parati (Prepared in mind
5 In the South the war is what A.D. is elsewhere;
and resources).
they date from it.
Dum spiro spero (While I breathe, I hope).
MARK TWAIN, Life on the Mississippi, 1883.
State mottoes.
6 O magnet-South! O glistening, perfumed
2 South Carolinians are among the rare folk in the
South! my South!
South who have no secret envy of Virginians.
Robert E. Lee: farewell to his army,
April 10, 1865
The surrender of General Robert E. Lee to Gen-
eral Ulysses S. Grant on the day before had been
marked by generosity. Grant allowed all soldiers to
keep their horses and the officers to keep their side-
arms as well. The Civil War was over.
After four years of arduous service, marked by
them to their countrymen.
unsurpassed courage and fortitude, the Army
By the terms of the agreement, officers and
of Northern Virginia has been compelled to
men can return to their homes and remain there
yield to overwhelming numbers and resources.
until exchanged. You will take with you the
I need not tell the survivors of so many hard-
satisfaction that proceeds from the consciousness
fought battles, who have remained steadfast to
of duty faithfully performed; and I earnestly
the last, that I have consented to this result
pray that a merciful God will extend to you His
from no distrust of them; but, feeling that
blessing and protection.
valor and devotion could accomplish nothing
With an increasing admiration of your con-
that could compensate for the loss that would
stancy and devotion to your country, and a grate-
have attended the continuation of the contest,
ful rememberance of your kind and generous
I have determined to avoid the useless sacrifice
consideration of myself, I bid you an affectionate
of those whose past services have endeared
farewell.
348
349
137. ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Who, in the fear of God, didst bear
pleased to know that, in your judgment, the little
The sword of power, a nation's trust!
I did say was not entirely a failure." Everett was
LN
the featured speaker at Gettysburg, but Lincoln's
WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT, "Abraham Lincoln,"
address is the one remembered.)
AR;
April, 1865.
;
13 Lincoln had faith in time, and time has justified
7 O Uncommon Commoner! may your name
his faith.
Forever lead like a living flame!
Unschooled scholar! how did you learn
BENJAMIN HARRISON, in an address on Lincoln
The wisdom a lifetime may not earn?
Day, Chicago, 1898.
S pursued
EDMUND VANCE COOKE, "The Uncommon
14 The President last night had a dream. He was
dian, and
Commoner."
in a party of plain people and as it became known
be called
8 In Washington the most striking thing is the
who he was they began to comment on his appear-
absence of personal loyalty to the President. It does
ance. One of them said, "He is a common-looking
not exist. He has no admirers, no enthusiastic sup-
man." The President replied, "Common-looking
porters, none to bet on his head. If a Republican
people are the best in the world: that is the reason
S but sel-
convention were to be held tomorrow, he would
the Lord makes so many of them."
read is of
not get the vote of a state.
JOHN HAY, diary entry, December 23, 1863.
xes in the
RICHARD HENRY DANA, JR., in a letter to
15 It is absurd to call him a modest man. No great
Charles Francis Adams, March, 1863.
man
was
ever
modest.
I consider Lincoln repub-
Salmon P.
9 Lincoln is one of those peculiar men who per-
licanism incarnate-with all its faults and all its
form with admirable skill everything which they
virtues.
eet,
undertake.
JOHN HAY, on Abraham Lincoln, quoted in
hickory
STEPHEN A. DOUGLAS, in the first
William H. Herndon, Lincoln: The True Story of
Lincoln-Douglas debate, Ottawa, Illinois,
a Great Life, 1889.
August 21, 1858.
16 He ought to hang somebody, and get up a name
10 I am sure if this man had ruled in a period of
for will or decision-for character. Let him hang
y, tall
less facility of printing, he would have become
some child or woman, if he has not courage to hang
mythological in a very few years, like Aesop or
a man.
a
Pilpay, or one of the Seven Wise Masters, by his
fables and proverbs.
WILLIAM H. HERNDON, junior partner in
Lincoln's law firm, in a letter to Lyman
n's Body,
RALPH WALDO EMERSON, "Abraham Lincoln,"
Trumbull, November 20, 1861.
1865, published in Miscellanies, 1884.
17 Lincoln was not a type. He stands alone-no
intent;
11 His heart was as great as the world, but there
sident!
ancestors, no fellows, no successors.
was no room in it to hold the memory of a wrong.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL, "Abraham Lincoln,"
1!
RALPH WALDO EMERSON, "Greatness," Letters
1894.
and Social Aims, 1876.
Themes,"
18 Strange mingling of mirth and tears, of the
65.
12 I should be glad if I could flatter myself that I
tragic and grotesque, of cap and crown, of Socrates
came as near to the central idea of the occasion in
his coarse
and Rabelais, of Aesop and Marcus Aurelius-
two hours as you did in two minutes.
es and his
Lincoln, the gentlest memory of the world.
EDWARD EVERETT, in a note to Abraham Lincoln
lds.
the day after Lincoln delivered his famous address
Ibid.
at Gettysburg, Pa., November 20, 1863. (Lincoln
19 Hundreds of people are now engaged in smooth-
responded to Everett's note, "In our respective
parts yesterday, you could not have been excused
ing out the lines on Lincoln's face-forcing all
to make a short address, nor I a long one. I am
features to the common mold-so that he may be
249. WEALTH
590
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, Poor Richard's Almanack,
ALEXANDER HAMILTON, on the rich, in a speech
1740.
at the New York Ratifying Convention,
Poughkeepsie, June 21, 1788.
24 He who multiplies Riches multiplies Cares.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, Poor Richard's Almanack,
33 It is almost as difficult to reconcile the principles
1744.
of republican society with the existence of bil-
lionaires as of dukes.
25 If your Riches are yours, why don't you take
Attributed to Thomas Wentworth Higginson.
them with you to t'other World?
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, Poor Richard's Almanack,
34 It cannot be repeated too often that the safety
1751.
of great wealth with us lies in obedience to the new
version of the Old World axiom-Richesse oblige.
26 Many a Man would have been worse, if his
Estate had been better.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR., A Mortal
Antipathy, 1855.
Ibid.
35 There is that glorious Epicurean paradox, ut-
27 Wealth is not without its advantages and the
tered by my friend, the Historian, in one of his
case to the contrary, although it has often been
flashing moments:-Give us the luxuries of life,
made, has never proved widely persuasive.
and we will dispense with its necessaries."
JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH, The Affluent
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR., quoting John
Society, 1958.
Lothrop Motley, in The Autocrat of the
Breakfast-Table, 1858.
28 Wealth can be accumulated but to a slight de-
gree, and
communities really live, as the vast
36 Wealth: A cunning device of Fate whereby
majority of individuals live, from hand to mouth.
men are made captive, and burdened with respon-
Wealth will not bear much accumulation; except in
sibilities from which only Death can file their fet-
a few unimportant forms it will not keep.
ters.
HENRY GEORGE, Progress and Poverty, 1879.
ELBERT HUBBARD, The Roycroft Dictionary and
Book of Epigrams, 1923.
29 Nature laughs at a miser. He is like the squirrel
who buries his nuts and refrains from digging them
37 Few rich men own their own property. The
up again.
property owns them.
Ibid.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL, in a speech in New York
City, October 29, 1896.
30 Great wealth always supports the party in
power, no matter how corrupt it may be. It never
38 The opposition between the men who have and
exerts itself for reform, for it instinctively fears
the men who are is immemorial.
change.
WILLIAM JAMES, The Varieties of Religious
HENRY GEORGE, Social Problems, 1884.
Experience, 1902.
31 The ideal social state is not that in which each
39 Misplaced emphasis occurs
when you think
gets an equal amount of wealth, but in which each
that everything is going well because your car
gets in proportion to his contribution to the general
drives so smoothly, and your new suit fits you so
stock.
well, and those high-priced shoes you bought make
Ibid.
your feet feel so good; and you begin to believe that
these things, these many luxuries all around, are the
32 Their vices are probably more favorable to the
really important matters of your life.
prosperity of the state, than those of the indigent;
MARTIN LUTHER KING, SR., Daddy King, 1980.
and partake less of moral depravity.
442
187. POLITICS
443
1 a speech at a Thirteen
ment-unless and until a particular policy appears
that's what you're going to do anyway! No. What
City, December 13,
a failure.
they want you to do is all the things that are wrong.
NICHOLAS D. KATZENBACH, in the New York
Ibid.
! It is a mere fly-speck
Times Book Review, February 18, 1973.
h the rooted and per-
80 What this country needs is more unemployed
at exist in the Euro-
72 Politics is property.
politicians.
permanent force of
MURRAY KEMPTON, quoted by Norman Mailer in
EDWARD LANGLEY, quoted by Charles McCabe
V spirit.
Miami and the Siege of Chicago, 1968.
in the San Francisco Chronicle, October 24,
1980.
o the Dreyfus affair,
73 The secret of the Kennedy successes in politics
[ustin Kaplan,
was not money but meticulous planning and orga-
81 Mr. Chairman, this work is exclusively the
by, 1974.
nization, tremendous effort, and the enthusiasm
work of politicians; a set of men who have interests
longing eye on of-
and devotion of family and friends.
aside from the interests of the people, and who, to
conduct.
ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY, Times to
say the most of them, are, taken as a mass, at least
Remember, 1974.
one long step removed from honest men. I say this
ter to Tench Coxe,
with the greater freedom, because, being a politi-
74 In politics it is difficult sometimes to decide
cian myself, none can regard it as personal.
whether the politicians are humorless hypocrites or
hat I would advise
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, speaking in the Illinois
h them.
hypocritical humorists.
legislature against a proposed investigation of the
FRANK RICHARDSON KENT, in the Baltimore
management of the state bank, January 11, 1837.
er to Martha
Sun, July 24, 1932.
11, 1800.
82 Republicans
are for both the man and the
75 The brains trust.
dollar; but in cases of conflict, the man before the
ip the torches of
JAMES M. KIERAN, characterizing the group of
dollar.
rror.
Columbia University professors who advised
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, in a letter to H.L. Pierce et
to James Ogilvie,
Franklin D. Roosevelt on his campaign speeches,
al., April 6, 1859.
in a conversation with Roosevelt, 1932. (The
phrase caught on and soon became "brain trust.")
83 What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the
naturally divided
76 The public life of every political figure is a
old and tried, against the new and untried?
and distrust the
S from them into
continual struggle to rescue an element of choice
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, in a speech at Cooper
Those who iden-
from the pressure of circumstance.
Union, New York City, February 27, 1860.
ve confidence in
HENRY KISSINGER, White House Years, 1979.
84 I do not allow myself to suppose that either the
the most honest
77 The outsider thinks in terms of absolutes; for
convention or the League have concluded to decide
se depository of
that I am either the greatest or the best man in
him right and wrong are defined in their concep-
ntry these two
tion. The political leader does not have this luxury.
America, but rather they have concluded that it is
e they are free
not best to swap horses while crossing the river, and
He rarely can reach his goal except in stages; any
I declare them-
have further concluded that I am not so poor a
partial step is inherently morally imperfect and yet
morality cannot be approximated without it.
horse that they might not make a botch of it in
trying to swap.
Henry Lee,
Ibid.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, speaking to a delegation of
78 I've never belonged to any political party for
the National Union League, on his renomination
roperly, you'd
more than fifteen minutes.
as President, June 9, 1864.
FIORELLO H. LAGUARDIA, quoted in John
85 I have not been able to convince myself that one
les L. Sanders
Gunther, Inside U.S.A., 1947.
policy, one party, one class, or one set of tactics, is
79 Why do good public servants break with politi-
as fertile as human need.
apporting the
cal parties? It's so simple. The political people
WALTER LIPPMANN, Drift and Mastery,
e in disagree-
never ask you to do anything that's right-and
1914.
187. POLITICS
444
86 The effort to calculate exactly what the voters
94 There is always some basic principle that will
want at each particular moment leaves out of ac-
ultimately get the Republican party together. If my
count the fact that when they are troubled the thing
observations are worth anything, that basic princi-
the voters most want is to be told what to want.
ple is the cohesive power of public plunder.
WALTER LIPPMANN, "The Bogey of Public
A.J. MCLAURIN, in a speech in the U.S. Senate,
Opinion," Vanity Fair magazine, December,
May, 1906.
1931.
95 Politics quarantines one from history; most of
87 In a political fight, when you've got nothing in
the people who nourish themselves in the political
favor of your side, start a row in the opposition
life are in the game not to make history but to be
camp.
diverted from the history which is being made.
HUEY P. LONG, quoted in T. Harry Williams,
NORMAN MAILER, Some Honorable Men:
Huey Long, 1969.
Political Conventions, 1960-1972, 1976.
88 I understand the rules of war in politics. No one
96 A political convention is after all not a meeting
has practiced them more.
of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a
HUEY P. LONG, speaking to reporters, July, 1933,
carnival, a pig-rooting, horse-snorting, band-play-
quoted in T. Harry Williams, Huey Long, 1969.
ing, voice-screaming medieval get-together of
89 The man who pulls the plow gets the plunder
greed, practical lust, compromised idealism, career-
in politics.
advancement, meeting, feud, vendetta, concilia-
tion, of rabble-rousers, fist fights (as it used to be),
HUEY P. LONG, in a speech in the U.S. Senate,
embraces, drunks (again as it used to be) and collec-
January 30, 1934.
tive rivers of animal sweat.
90 Ez to my princerples, I glory
Ibid.
In hevin' nothin' o' the sort;
I aint a Whig, I aint a Tory,
97 Socialism, indeed, is simply the degenerate capi-
I'm jest a canderdate, in short.
talism of bankrupt capitalists. Its one genuine ob-
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL, The Biglow Papers,
ject is to get more money for its professors; all its
First Series, 1848.
other grandiloquent objects are afterthoughts, and
most of them are bogus.
91 At present, trust a man with making constitu-
H.L. MENCKEN, Prejudices, Third Series, 1922.
tions on less proof of competence than we should
demand before we gave him our shoe to patch.
98 The believing mind reaches its perihelion in the
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL, "On a Certain
so-called Liberals. They believe in each and every
Condescension in Foreigners," published in the
quack who sets up his booth on the fair-grounds,
Atlantic Monthly, January, 1869.
including the Communists. The Communists have
92 It is the mark of the successful politician that he
some talents too, but they always fall short of be-
faces the inevitable, and then takes credit for it.
lieving in the Liberals.
Jumping on the bandwagon can be made to look
H.L. MENCKEN, "Sententiae," in The Vintage
like leadership if the move is made dexterously
Mencken, 1955.
enough.
99 A good [politician] is quite as unthinkable as an
CHARLES MCCABE, quoted in Edmund G.
honest burglar.
Brown, Reagan: The Political Chameleon, 1976.
H.L. MENCKEN, quoted in Newsweek magazine,
93 Our differences are policies, our agreements
September 12, 1955.
principles.
100 Any party which takes credit for the rain must
WILLIAM MCKINLEY, in a speech in Des
not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the
Moines, Iowa, 1901.
drought.
258
259
101. GOVERNMENT
ever so ill de-
pursuit of happiness. A man may choose to sit and
119 The only sure bulwark of continuing liberty is
wouldn't work
fish instead of working-that's his pursuit of happi-
a government strong enough to protect the interests
ness. He does not have the right to force his neigh-
of the people, and a people strong enough and well
bors to support him in his pursuit because that
enough informed to maintain its sovereign control
interferes with their pursuit of happiness.
over its government.
enure of being
RONALD REAGAN, Sincerely, Ronald Reagan,
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT, in a radio address,
1976.
April 14, 1938.
in Boston,
114 Government exists to protect us from each
120 The government is us; we are the government,
other. We can't afford the government it would
you and I.
rnment never
take to protect us from ourselves.
rld that thinks
THEODORE ROOSEVELT, in a speech in Asheville,
RONALD REAGAN, quoted in Laurence I. Barrett,
North Carolina, September 9, 1902.
Gambling with History-Reagan in the White
n Boston,
House, 1983.
121 I do not believe in government ownership of
115 The best system is to have one party govern
anything which can with propriety be left in private
the rights of
and the other party watch, and on general princi-
hands, and in particular I should most strenuously
ed no protec-
ples I think it would be best for us to govern and
object to government ownership of railroads.
ew enemies.
the Democrats watch.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT, in a speech in Raleigh,
Boston,
THOMAS BRACKETT REED, in a debate in the
North Carolina, October 19, 1905.
House of Representatives, April 22, 1880.
122 There is something to be said for government
government
116 Whereas a tightly centralized government
by a great aristocracy which has furnished leaders
iman frame
tends, by its disproportionate weight and power, to
to the nation in peace and war for generations; even
finally shall
stifle diversity and creativity in both the public and
a democrat like myself must admit this. But there
melancholy
private sectors, a federal system provides room for
is absolutely nothing to be said for government by
both infinite variety and creativity in all sectors of
a plutocracy, for government by men very power-
national life. This is equally true for political or-
ton
ful in certain lines and gifted with the "money
ganizations, philanthropic associations, social insti-
touch," but with ideals which in their essence are
tutions, or economic enterprises.
merely those of so many glorified pawnbrokers.
free, must
NELSON A. ROCKEFELLER, The Future of
on interest
THEODORE ROOSEVELT, in a letter to Edward
Federalism, 1962.
Grey, November 15, 1913.
ed.
No
tic to the
117 Grand ideas of government-lofty abstract
123 Everything is un-American that tends either to
e whom I
principles, even the wisest constitutions and laws—
government by a plutocracy, or government by a
npound it
depend for their very life and meaning on the will-
mob. To divide along the lines of section or caste
ingness of citizens and leaders to apply them and to
or creed is un-American. All privilege based on
January,
improve them.
wealth, and all enmity to honest men merely be-
Ibid.
cause they are wealthy, are un-American-both of
being as-
118 If we do not halt this steady process of building
them equally so. Americanism means the virtues of
WS and a
commissions and regulatory bodies and special leg-
courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardi-
ing this,
islation like huge inverted pyramids over every one
hood-the virtues that made America. The things
ng with
of the simple constitutional provisions, we shall
that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-
soon be spending many billions of dollars more.
price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-
first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick
e? 1965.
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT, in a radio address,
theory of life.
March 2, 1930. (Roosevelt had just noted
ich are
that the annual federal budget had reached
THEODORE ROOSEVELT, in a letter to S. Stanwood
and the
$3,500,000,000.)
Menken, January 10, 1917.
186. POETRY
438
31 The works of the great poets have never yet
Political saying, describing Republicans who
been read by mankind, for only great poets can read
crossed party lines and supported Grover
them. They have only been read as the multitude
Cleveland, the Democratic candidate, in the
presidential election of 1884.
have read the stars, at most astrologically, not as-
tronomically.
3 The trend of Democracy is toward socialism,
HENRY DAVID THOREAU, "Reading," Walden,
while the Republican party stands for a wise and
1854.
regulated individualism. Socialism would destroy
wealth; Republicanism would prevent its abuse.
32 That may be very good Dutch Flat poetry, but
Socialism would give to each an equal right to take;
it won't do in the metropolis. It is too smooth and
Republicanism would give to each an equal right to
blubbery; it reads like buttermilk gurgling from a
earn. Socialism would offer an equality of posses-
jug.
sion which would soon leave no one anything to
MARK TWAIN, "Answers to Correspondents,"
possess; Republicanism would give equality of op-
Sketches New and Old, 1875.
portunity.
33 I think there is no such thing as a long poem. If
Plank of the Republican Party national platform,
1908.
it is long it isn't a poem; it is something else. A book
like John Brown's Body, for instance, is not a
4 Liberals! They're not leaders! If they were real
poem-it is a series of poems tied together with
leaders they'd understand that their style of poli-
cord. Poetry is intensity, and nothing is intense for
ticking and self-aggrandizement is what's destroy-
long.
ing the capacity of any of us to get anywhere.
E.B. WHITE, "Poetry," One Man's Meat, 1944.
BELLA ABZUG, quoted in Mel Ziegler, Bella!
1972.
34
I love the old melodious lays
Which softly melt the ages through,
5 The establishment is made up of little men, very
The songs of Spenser's golden days,
frightened.
Arcadian Sidney's silver phrase,
Ibid.
Sprinkling our noon of time with freshest
morning dew.
6 Knowledge of human nature is the beginning
and end of political education.
JOHN GREENLEAF WHITTIER, in the proem to
Poems, 1849.
HENRY ADAMS, The Education of Henry Adams,
1907.
7 Modern politics is, at bottom, a struggle not of
men but of forces.
187. POLITICS
Ibid.
See also CONGRESS; CONSTITUTION;
DEMOCRACY; DIPLOMACY; ELECTIONS;
8 I agree with you that in politics the middle way
GOVERNMENT
is none at all.
JOHN ADAMS, in a letter to Horatio Gates, March
23, 1776.
1 Will it play in Peoria?
9 No sooner has one Party discovered or invented
Traditional rhetorical question of American
an Amelioration of the Condition of Man or the
politics (implying that a political action, in order
order of Society, than the opposite Party belies it,
to work, must have the support of the citizens of
misconstrues it, misrepresents it, ridicules it, insults
the so-called average American town).
it, and persecutes it.
2 A mugwump is a fellow with his mug on one side
JOHN ADAMS, in a letter to Thomas Jefferson,
of the fence and his wump on the other.
July 9, 1813.
438
439
187. POLITICS
epublicans who
10 Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as
SAMUEL D. BURCHARD, to James G. Blaine,
rted Grover
a contest of principles. The conduct of public af-
October 29, 1884.
andidate, in the
fairs for private advantage.
18 The Democratic party is like a man riding back-
AMBROSE BIERCE, The Devil's Dictionary, 1906.
ward in a carriage. It never sees a thing until it has
toward socialism,
gone by.
nds for a wise and
11 Politician, n. An eel in the fundamental mud
sm would destroy
upon which the superstructure of organized society
Attributed to Benjamin F. Butler, .1870.
prevent its abuse.
is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agita-
19 [Ronald] Reagan is different from me in almost
equal right to take;
tion of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As
every basic element of commitment and experience
h an equal right to
compared with the statesman, he suffers the disad-
and promise to the American people, and the Re-
equality of posses-
vantage of being alive.
publican party now is sharply different from what
) one anything to
Ibid.
the Democratic party is. And I might add paren-
ve equality of op-
thetically that the Republican party is sharply dif-
12 Stalwart Republicans.
ferent under Reagan from what it was under Ger-
national platform,
JAMES G. BLAINE, describing a faction within the
ald Ford and Presidents all the way back to
Republican Party known for political patronage
Eisenhower.
and domination of the civil service, 1877.
If they were real
JIMMY CARTER, speaking in Independence,
13 A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the
eir style of poli-
Missouri, September 2, 1980.
S what's destroy-
fight starts.
20 We shall not note our increase of virtue too
et anywhere.
HEYWOOD BROUN, quoted in Robert E. Drennan,
much by seeing more crooks in Sing Sing, as by
The Algonquin Wits, 1968.
Liegler, Bella!
seeing fewer of them in drawing rooms.
14 It is into the hands of the parties that the work-
JOHN JAY CHAPMAN, in the periodical The
ing of the government has fallen. Their ingenuity,
little men, very
Political Nursery, published between 1897-1901.
stimulated by incessant rivalry, has turned many
provisions of the Constitution to unforeseen uses,
21 A politician thinks of the next election; a states-
and given to the legal institutions of the country no
man thinks of the next generation.
the beginning
small part of their present color.
Attributed to James Freeman Clarke.
JAMES BRYCE, The American Commonwealth,
22 The other side can have a monopoly of all the
1888.
f Henry Adams,
dirt in this campaign.
15 The American parties now continue to exist,
GROVER CLEVELAND, comment made while
because they have existed. The mill has been con-
struggle not of
destroying documents gathered to smear James G.
structed, and its machinery goes on turning, even
Blaine, during the 1884 Presidential campaign,
when there is no grist to grind.
quoted in Allan Nevins, Grover Cleveland, 1932.
Ibid.
23 Party honesty is party expediency.
e middle way
16 Blindfold me, spin me about like a top, and I
GROVER CLEVELAND, quoted in the New York
will walk up to the single liberal in the room with-
Commercial Advertiser, September 19, 1889.
o Gates, March
out zig or zag and find him even if he is hiding
24 Contact with the affairs of state is one of the
behind the flowerpot.
most corrupting of the influences to which men are
d or invented
WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR., "Notes Toward an
exposed.
F Man or the
Empirical Definition of Conservatism," October,
arty belies it,
1963.
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER, The American
Democrat, 1838.
iles it, insults
17 We are Republicans, and don't propose to leave
our party and identify ourselves with the party
25 The demagogue is usually sly, a detractor of
Jefferson,
whose antecedents have been Rum, Romanism, and
others, a professor of humility and disinterested-
Rebellion.
ness, a great stickler for equality as respects all
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POLITICS
POLITICS
ing contributed to a higher level of political
9
dialogue in the United States.
The vice of our leading parties in this coun-
ADLAI E. STEVENSON, on a London televi-
try is that they do not plant themselves on
sion program in July, 1959, in reply to a
the deep and necessary grounds to which
query about the quality he would em-
they are respectively entitled, but lash them-
phasize if he were able to write his own
selves to fury in the carrying of some local
epitaph. (Contemporary Forum, ed. by
and momentary measure, nowise useful to
ERNEST J. WRAGE AND BARNET BASKER-
the commonwealth. Of the two great parties
VILLE, p. 354)
which at this hour almost share the nation
1
between them, I should say that one has the
The demagogue is the curse of the modern
best cause, and the other contains the best
world; and of all the demagogues, the worst
men.
are those financed by well-meaning wealthy
EMERSON, Essays, Second Series: Politics.
men who sincerely believe that their wealth
10
is likely to be safer if they can hire men with
The Democratic party is the party of the
political "it" to change the signposts and lure
Poor marshalled against the Rich.
But
the people back into slavery of the most de-
they are always officered by a few self-seek-
graded kind.
ing deserters from the Rich or Whig party.
HENRY A. WALLACE, Address to Free
EMERSON, Journals, 1857.
11
World Association, New York City, 8
All free governments are party govern-
May, 1942.
ments.
2
Tin-horn politicians.
JAMES A. GARFIELD, Remarks on the death
WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE, Editorial, Empo-
of Oliver H. P. Morton, U.S. House of
ria (Kan.) Gazette, 25 Oct., 1901.
Representatives, 18 Jan., 1878.
12
You cannot in this game of politics fight
IV-Parties
your own party. It just doesn't work.
3
BARRY M. GOLDWATER, News Conference,
This party comes from the grass roots. It has
Scottsdale, Ariz., 4 Nov., 1964, at which
grown from the soil of the people's hard ne-
he conceded defeat in the presidential
cessities.
contest. He was obviously unhappy
ALBERT J. BEVERIDGE, Address at Bull
about lukewarm support given by some
Moose Convention in Chicago, 5 Aug.,
Republicans during the campaign.
1912.
13
4
He serves his party best who serves the
Stalwart Republicans.
country best.
JAMES G. BLAINE, in 1877, in describing
RUTHERFORD B. HAYES, Inaugural Ad-
the Congressional group who fought to
dress, 5 Mar., 1877.
sustain the privileges of the Republicans
14
in the South.
Yes, I am a Democrat still-very still.
5
DAVID B. HILL, reaffirming his party affili-
Any well-established village in New England
ation rather faintly after the nomination
or the northern Middle West could afford a
of William Jennings Bryan in 1896.
town drunkard, a town atheist, and a few
15
Democrats.
If I could not go to heaven but with a party,
D. W. BROGAN, The American Character.
I would not go there at all.
6
THOMAS JEFFERSON, Letter to Francis
Party honesty is party expediency.
Hopkinson, 1789.
16
GROVER CLEVELAND, Interview, New York
I think that it is very important that we
Commercial Advertiser, 19 Sept., 1889.
have a two-party country. I am a fellow that
7
"I don't like a rayformer," said Mr. Hennes-
likes small parties, and the Republican party
is about the size I like.
sy.
"Or anny other raypublican," said Mr. Doo-
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Press Conference,
ley.
Washington, D.C., 21 Apr., 1964.
17
FINLEY PETER DUNNE, Observations by
There is no Republican way or Democratic
Mr. Dooley: Reform Administration.
way to clean the streets.
8
FIORELLO H. LA GUARDIA, while mayor of
The party should be a knight in shining ar-
New York City. Quoted by John V.
mor on a white charger.
Lindsay during his campaign for the
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER, Interview, New
same post in 1965.
York Times, 13 Sept., 1965, p. 29. Re-
18
ferring to the Republican party.
Is there a distinct and coherent political
ICS
POLITICS
POLITICS
301
a political philosophy with
11
parties in this coun-
movement, a clear set of principles, which one might
The Democratic party is like a mule-with-
plant themselves on
y grounds to which
perhaps call the New Republicanism?
out pride of ancestry or hope of posterity.
ARTHUR LARSON, A Republican Looks at
EMORY STORRS, Speech during the cam-
titled, but lash them-
His Party, ch. 1 (1956). President Ei-
paign of 1888. Also attributed to Wil-
rrying of some local
senhower and his supporters used the
liam C. Linton, Ignatius Donnelly, and
e, nowise useful to
term New Republicanism on numerous
Judge Gay Gordon.
the two great parties
12
occasions thereafter.
ost share the nation
They are sort of like Nixon Democrats.
say that one has the
He was earnest about these objects. They
HARRY S TRUMAN, Reply upon being
er contains the best
were of eternal importance, like baseball or
asked to define a "Truman Republican,"
the Republican Party.
15 Mar., 1964.
13
cond Series: Politics.
SINCLAIR LEWIS, Babbitt, ch. 1.
Now is the time for all good men to come to
2
is the party of the
A headless torso that must find a central
the aid of the party.
the Rich.
CHARLES E. WELLER, Sentence devised to
But
nervous system.
1 by a few self-seek-
JOHN V. LINDSAY, defining the Republican
test the practicability of the first type-
ich or Whig party.
party after its decisive defeat in the
writer, constructed in Milwaukee by
357.
1964 presidential election, in a speech to
Christopher Latham Sholes in 1867.
the Women's National Press Club,
Weller was a court reporter and friend
are party govern-
Washington, D.C., 15 Dec., 1964.
of Sholes. The sentence, which covers a
3
wide range of the keyboard, was in-
temarks on the death
Our differences are policies, our agreements
spired by a political campaign then in
rton, U.S. House of
principles.
progress. It is still widely used.
Jan., 1878.
WILLIAM MCKINLEY, Speech in Des
Moines, Ia., 1901.
V-Liberals, Conservatives, and Others
me of politics fight
4
oesn't work.
There is always some basic principle that
See also Conservatism
14
R, News Conference,
will ultimately get the Republican party to-
A liberal is a man who cultivates the skills
Nov., 1964, at which
gether. If my observations are worth any-
in the presidential
that make freedom operational. He is always
thing, that basic principle is the cohesive
obviously unhappy
a man on special assignment.
power of public plunder.
MAX ASCOLI, The Reporter, 30 Jan., 1964.
port given by some
A. J. MCLAURIN, Speech in U.S. Senate,
15
the campaign.
May, 1906.
The true liberal is liberal in human relations
5
and conservative in his economics. He seeks
est who serves the
My father was a Democrat; my mother was
to conserve a capitalistic system character-
a Republican; I am an Episcopalian.
YES, Inaugural Ad-
ized by free enterprise and the profit motive
GEORGE C. MARSHALL, on his stand in the
because it is essential to liberty.
1952 presidential election.
6
HARRY J. CARMAN, Letter to the Editor,
Il-very still.
Any party which takes credit for the rain
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 10 Aug., 1964.
ming his party affili-
must not be surprised if its opponents blame
Carman was speaking as chairman of the
after the nomination
it for the drought.
American Liberal Association.
S Bryan in 1896.
16
DWIGHT W. MORROW, Speech, Oct., 1930.
7
For all the partisan uses to which the term
en but with a party,
A good party is better than the best man
has been put lately, the "mainstream" does
1.
that ever lived.
stand for something real. It is a shorthand
Letter to Francis
THOMAS B. REED. (W. A. ROBINSON, Life
description of the American political mind
of Reed)
or, more accurately, the minds of tens of
8
millions of voters and citizens who form the
important that we
The Democratic party is like a man riding
broad base of our political system.
7. I am a fellow that
backward in a railroad car; it never sees
ANDREW HACKER, What's the Main-
he Republican party
anything until it has got past it.
stream?; New York Times Magazine, 6
THOMAS B. REED. (W. A. ROBINSON, Life
Sept., 1964, p. 5.
Press Conference,
of Reed)
17
1 Apr., 1964.
9
One of the greatest tragedies would be to
The Republicans have their splits right after
have two political parties made up just of
way or Democratic
election and Democrats have theirs just be-
the right and the left.
fore an election.
ALBERTIS HARRISON, JR., speaking as Gov-
DIA, while mayor of
WILL ROGERS, Syndicated Column, 29
ernor of Virginia. (New York Times, 30
Quoted by John V.
Dec., 1930.
Aug., 1964, p. 11E, "Ideas and Men.")
campaign for the
10
18
I am not a member of any organized political
He's a working liberal and not a talking lib-
party. I am a Democrat.
eral.
1 coherent political
Attributed to WILL ROGERS.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, speaking admiringly
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Browning - Dickens
1 Wanting is-what?
11 "An observer of human nature, sir," said
Summer redundant,
Mr. Pickwick.
Ib. 2
Blueness abundant,
- - Where is the blot?
12 "It wasn't the wine," murmured Mr. Snod-
Wanting Is- What?¹ [1883]
grass, in a broken voice. "It was the salmon."
Ib. 8
2 Out of the wreck I rise.
Ixion [1883]
13 I wants to make your flesh creep.
3 Never the time and the place
Ib.
And the loved one all together!
14 Can I unmoved see thee dying
Never the Time and the Place
On a log
[1883]
Expiring frog!
Ib. I5
4 Help me with knowledge-for Life's Old
15 Tongue; well that's a wery good thing when
Death's New!
it an't a woman's.
Ib. I9
Epitaph on Levi Lincoln Thaxter,
16 Mr. Weller's knowledge of London was ex-
1824-1884
tensive and peculiar.
Ib. 20
5 But little do or can the best of us:
17 I took a good deal o' pains with his eddica-
That little is achieved through Liberty.
tion, sir; let him run in the streets when he
Why I Am a Liberal [1885], l. 9
was very young, and shift for hisself. It's the
6 A minute's success pays the failure of years.
only way to make a boy sharp, sir.
Ib.
Apollo and the Fates [1886], st. 42
18 Be wery careful o' vidders all your life.
7 One who never turned his back but marched
Ib.
breast forward,
19 The wictim o' connubiality, as Blue Beard's
Never doubted clouds would break,
domestic chaplain said, with a tear of pity,
Never dreamed though right were worsted,
ven he buried him.
Ib.
wrong would triumph,
Held we fall to rise, are baffled to fight better,
20 Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.
Sleep to wake.
Ib. 25
Asolando [1889]. Epilogue, st. 3
21 Eccentricities of genius.
Ib. 30
22 Keep yourself to yourself.
Ib. 32
Samuel Dickinson Burchard
23 Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked po-
1812-1891
etry 'cept a beadle on Boxin' Day.
8 We are Republicans, and don't propose to
Ib. 33
leave our party and identify ourselves with
24 She'll wish there was more, and that's the
the party whose antecedents have been Rum,
great art o' letter-writin'.
Ib.
Romanism, and Rebellion.
25 Never mind the character, stick to the al-
Speaking for a deputation of clergy-
leybi.
Ib.
men calling upon James G. Blaine,
the Republican presidential candi-
26 She knows wot's wot, she does.
date, in New York [October 29,
Ib. 37
1884]
27 They don't mind it; it's a regular holiday to
them-all porter and skittles.²
Ib. 41
Charles Dickens
28 Anythin' for a quiet life, as the man said
wen he took the sitivation at the lighthouse.
1812-1870
Ib. 43
9 A smattering of everything, and a knowl-
edge of nothing.
29 Right as a trivet.
Ib. 5°
Sketches by Boz [1836-1837].
30 Oliver Twist has asked for more!
Tales, ch. 3
Oliver Twist [1837-1838], ch. 2
10 He had used the word [humbug] in its Pick-
31 "The artful Dodger."
Ib. 8
wickian sense.
2Life is with such all beer and skittles;/They are not
Pickwick Papers [1836-1837], ch. I
difficult to please/ About their victuals.-C
STUART CALVERLEY [1831-1884], Contentment
¹Browning is-what?/Riddle redundant, / Baldness
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.
abundant, / Sense, who can spot?-ANONYMOUS, in
GEORGE DU MAURIER, Trilby [1894], pt. I
Punch [April 21, 1883]
See Hughes, 590:10.
Susan Brownwell Anthony
578
Anthony - Sherman
1
Make [your employers] understand that
Theodore O'Hara
you are in their service as workers, not as
1820-1867
women.¹
The Revolution (woman suffrage
10 On Fame's eternal camping ground
newspaper), October 8, 1868
Their silent tents are spread,
And Glory guards, with solemn round,
2
Join the union, girls, and together say
The bivouac of the dead.
Equal Pay for Equal Work. 1
The Bivouac of the Dead²[1847],
Ib. March 18, 1869
st. I
3
Woman must not depend upon the protec-
tion of man, but must be taught to protect
11 Sons of the dark and bloody ground.³
herself.
Ib. st. 9
Speech in San Francisco [July 1871]
4
I shall work for the Republican party and
call on all women to join me, precisely
George Frederick Root
for what that party has done and promises to
1820-1895
do for women, nothing more, nothing less.
12 Tramp! Tramp! Tramp! the boys are march-
Letter to Elizabeth Cady Stanton
ing,
[autumn 1872]
Cheer up, comrades, they will come,
5
Here, in the first paragraph of the Declara-
And beneath the starry flag
tion [of Independence], is the assertion of the
We shall breathe the air again
natural right of all to the ballot; for how can
Of the free land in our own beloved home.
"the consent of the governed" be given, if the
Tramp! Tramp! Tramp! [1862]
right to vote be denied?
Is It a Crime for a Citizen of
13 Yes, we'll rally round the flag, boys, we'll
the United States to Vote? Speech
rally once again,
[1873] before her trial for voting
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom.
The Battle Cry of Freedom [1863]
6
Marriage, to women as to men, must be a
luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not
all of it. And the only possible way to accom-
plish this great change is to accord to women
Sir William Howard Russell
equal power in the making, shaping and con-
1820-1907
trolling of the circumstances of life.
14
The Russians dashed on towards that thin
Speech on Social Purity [spring 1875]
red-line streak tipped with a line of steel.
7
Failure is impossible.
To The Times of London from the
At her eighty-sixth birthday cele-
Crimea, describing the British in-
bration [February 15, 1906]
fantry at Balaklava [October 25,
1854]
Lucretia Peabody Hale
1820-1900
William Tecumseh Sherman
8 At last Elizabeth Eliza said, "They say that
the lady from Philadelphia, who is staying in
1820-1891
town, is very wise. Suppose I go and ask her
15 You cannot qualify war in harsher terms
what is best to be done."
than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot
The Peterkin Papers [1880]
refine it.
Letter to James M. Calhoun, mayor
of Atlanta, and others [September
Jean Ingelow
12, 1864]
1820-1897
2Written to commemorate Americans slain in the battle
9 There's no dew left on the daisies and clover,
of Buena Vista [February 22-23, 1847].
There's no rain left in heaven:
³Translation of the Indian name Kentucky.
'Soon the men of the column began to see that though
I've said my "seven times" over and over,
the scarlet line was slender, it was very rigid and exact.
Seven times one are seven.
-A. W. KINGLAKE [1809-1891], Invasion of the Crimea,
Songs of Seven. Seven Times One,
vol. III, p. 455
st. I
It's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to
KIPLING [1865-1936], Tommy, st. 3
¹See Friedan, 898:6.
See Kipling, 708:3.
388
Thomas Jefferson
Jefferson
since the introduction of Christianity, have
9
We are not to expect to be translated from
1
Still one tl
been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet
despotism to liberty in a featherbed.
Letter to Lafayette [April 2, 1790]
wise and frug
we have not advanced one inch towards uni-
strain men fro
formity. What has been the effect of coercion?
10 Let what will be said or done, preserve your
shall leave th
To make one half the world fools, and the
sang-froid immovably, and to every obstacle,
their own pur
other half hypocrites.
Ib.
oppose patience, perseverance, and soothing
ment, and sha
1
Indeed, I tremble for my country when I
language.
labor the brea
reflect that God is just.
Ib. 18
Letter to William Short [March
of good gover
18, 1792]
close the circl
2 Those who labor in the earth are the cho-
sen people of God, if ever he had a chosen
11
Delay is preferable to error.
2 Equal and e
people, whose breasts He has made His pecu-
Letter to George Washington
ever state or
liar deposit for substantial and genuine vir-
[May 16, 1792]
cal; peace, COI
tue.
Ib. I9
12 We confide in our strength, without boast-
with all nati
3 He who permits himself to tell a lie once,
ing of it; we respect that of others, without
none.
Fr
finds it much easier to do it a second and third
fearing it.
the press, an
Letter to William Carmichael
time, till at length it becomes habitual; he
protection of
tells lies without attending to it, and truths
and William Short [1793]
juries impart
without the world's believing him. This false-
13
The second office of the government is hon-
form the brigl
hood of the tongue leads to that of the heart,
orable and easy, the first is but a splendid
before us, an
and in time depraves all its good disposi-
misery.²
age of revolut
Letter to Elbridge Gerry [May 13,
dom of our sa
tions.
Letter to Peter Carr [August 19,
1797]
have been dev
should be the
1785]
14
Offices are as acceptable here as elsewhere,
text of civil
4 The basis of our government being the
and whenever a man has cast a longing eye
which we try
opinion of the people, the very first object
on them, a rottenness begins in his conduct.
and should V
should be to keep that right; and were it left
Letter to Tench Coxe [May 21,
ments of erro
to me to decide whether we should have a
1799]
trace our step
government without newspapers, or newspa-
15 I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal
alone leads to
pers without a government, I should not hesi-
hostility against every form of tyranny over
tate a moment to prefer the latter.
the mind of man.
Letter to Colonel Edward Carring-
Letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush
3 Whensoeve
ton [January 16, 1787]
[September 23, 1800]
quire a resort
and convince
5
Experience declares that man is the only
16
We are all Republicans we are all Feder-
friends and b
animal which devours his own kind; for I can
alists. If there be any among us who would
apply no milder term to the governments of
wish to dissolve this Union or to change its
Europe, and to the general prey of the rich on
republican form, let them stand undisturbed
the poor.
Ib.
as monuments of the safety with which error
4
The care of
of opinion may be tolerated where reason is
not their des
6
I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and
left free to combat it. 3
legitimate ob
then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the
First Inaugural Address [March
To
political world as storms in the physical.
4, 1801]
Wa
Letter to James Madison
[January 30, 1787]
17 But would the honest patriot, in the full
[Mc
tide of successful experiment, abandon a gov-
5
What country before ever existed a century
Politics, lik
7
ernment which has SO far kept us free and
and a half without a rebellion?
The tree
martyrdom to
firm, on the theoretic and visionary fear that
L
of liberty must be refreshed from time to time
this government, the world's best hope, may
with the blood of patriots and tyrants. 1 It is
by possibility want energy to preserve itself?
its natural manure.
Ib.
6
But though
Letter to William Stevens Smith
18 Sometimes it is said that man cannot be
gardener.
[November 13, 1787]
trusted with the government of himself. Can
8
The republican is the only form of govern-
he, then, be trusted with the government of
ment which is not eternally at open or secret
others? Or have we found angels in the forms
7
The earth I
war with the rights of mankind.
of kings to govern him? Let history answer
dead.
Letter to William Hunter [March
this question.
Ib.
Let
II, 1790]
See John Adams, 381:16
yearse
shington
Washington - - Priestley
379
born, and
1
Let us therefore animate and encourage
periment entrusted to the hands of the
Ib. V, iii
each other, and show the whole world that a
American people.
Freeman, contending for liberty on his own
First Inaugural Address [April
ot be sin-
ground, is superior to any slavish mercenary
30, 1789]
are afraid
on earth.
8
Ib.
General Orders, Headquarters,
Happily the Government of the United
New York [July 2, 1776]
States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to
persecution no assistance, requires only that
2
The time is now near at hand which must
they who live under its protection should de-
probably determine whether Americans are
mean themselves as good citizens in giving it
to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to
on all occasions their effectual support.
ricans all!
have any property they can call their own;
Letter to the Jewish congregation
e fall.⁷
whether their houses and farms are to be pil-
of Newport, Rhode Island [1790]
ng [1768]
laged and destroyed, and themselves con-
9 To be prepared for war is one of the most
signed to a state of wretchedness from which
effectual means of preserving peace. 2
no human efforts will deliver them. The fate
First Annual Address [to both
of unborn millions will now depend, under
houses of Congress, January 8,
God, on the courage and conduct of this army.
1790]
Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us
d of right
only the choice of brave resistance, or the
10 The basis of our political system is the
ates; that
ce to the
most abject submission. We have, therefore,
right of the people to make and to alter their
to resolve to conquer or die.
constitutions of government.
connec-
Address to the Continental Army
Farewell Address [September 17,
of Great
before the battle of Long Island
1796]
issolved.
'ontinen-
[August 27, 1776]
11
Let me now
warn you in the most sol-
adopted
3
There is nothing that gives a man conse-
emn manner against the baneful effects of
quence, and renders him fit for command,
the spirit of party.
Ib.
like a support that renders him independent
12
Observe good faith and justice toward all
of everybody but the State he serves.
nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with
Letter to the president of Congress,
all.
The Nation which indulges toward
Heights of Harlem [September 24,
another an habitual hatred or an habitual
1776]
fondness is in some degree a slave. It is a
gust 27,
slave to its animosity or to its affection, either
4
To place any dependence upon militia, is,
1774]
of which is sufficient to lead it astray from its
assuredly, resting upon a broken staff.
duty and its interest.
Ib.
Ib.
13 "Tis our true policy to steer clear of perma-
5
Without a decisive naval force we can do
nent alliances, with any portion of the for-
nothing definitive. And with it, everything
eign world.
Ib.
makes
honorable and glorious.¹
To Lafayette [November 15, 1781]
14 There can be no greater error than to ex-
success
pect or calculate upon real favors from na-
6
If men are to be precluded from offering
tion to nation.
Ib.
Cap-
their sentiments on a matter which may in-
15 It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to
ments
volve the most serious and alarming conse-
go.
Last words [December 14, 1799]
quences that can invite the consideration of
rien de
mankind, reason is of no use to us; the free-
dom of speech may be taken away, and dumb
Joseph Priestley³
ord of
and silent we may be led, like sheep to the
1733-1804
slaughter.
Address to officers of the Army
16 It was ill policy in Leo the Tenth to patron-
etter to
[March 15, 1783]
ize polite literature. He was cherishing an
enemy in disguise. And the English hierar-
and
7 The preservation of the sacred fire of lib-
2See Aristotle, 87:24; Vegetius, 128:25; Robert Burton,
th my
erty, and the destiny of the republican model
259:13; Fénelon, 316:12; and Lowell, 568:9.
ASON
of government, are justly considered as
³See the Bentham footnote to Francis Hutcheson, 342:19.
shing-
deeply, perhaps as finally staked, on the ex-
Bentham credits Priestley's Essay on Government [1768]
or the work of Cesare Bonesana, Marchese di Beccaria
tchet.
'See Themistocles, 70:19; Bacon, 181:11; Waller, 276:3;
[1738-1794] with inspiring his concept of "the greatest
ngton
Mahan, 642:8; and Morison, 800:11.
happiness of the greatest number."
ny Sherman
Sherman - Spencer
579
Hara
Hold the fort! I am coming!¹
11
1
Architecture, sculpture, painting, music,
Signal from Kenesaw Mountain to
and poetry, may truly be called the efflores-
g ground
General John Murray Corse at Al-
cence of civilized life.
ad,
latoona Pass [October 5, 1864]
Essays on Education [1861]. Edu-
lemn round,
cation: What Knowledge Is of Most
2 The legitimate object of war is a more per-
Worth?
the Dead [1847],
fect peace.
Speech at St. Louis [July 20, 1865]
12
Every cause produces more than one effect.
st. I
Ib. On Progress: Its Law and Cause
3
War is at best barbarism
Its glory is
y ground.³
all moonshine. It is only those who have nei-
13
The tyranny of Mrs. Grundy⁵ is worse than
Ib. st. 9
ther fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and
any other tyranny we suffer under.
groans of the wounded who cry aloud for
Ib. On Manners and Fashion
blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War
14 Old forms of government finally grow SO
k Root
is hell.²
oppressive that they must be thrown off even
Attributed to a graduation address
at the risk of reigns of terror.
Ib.
at Michigan Military Academy
boys are march-
[June 19, 1879]. From the National
15
Music must take rank as the highest of the
Tribune, Washington, D.C. [No-
fine arts- as the one which, more than any
ill come,
vember 26, 1914]
other, ministers to human welfare.
Ib. On the Origin and Function of
ain
4
I will not accept if nominated and will not
Music
beloved home.
serve if elected. 3
16
Message to Republican National
We too often forget that not only is there "a
)! Tramp! [1862]
Convention [June 5, 1884]
soul of goodness in things evil,"⁶ but very
flag, boys, we'll
generally a soul of truth in things erroneous.
First Principles [1861]
reedom.
Herbert Spencer
17
The fact disclosed by a survey of the past
Freedom [1863]
1820-1903
that majorities have been wrong must not
5
Progress, therefore, is not an accident, but
blind us to the complementary fact that
a necessity.
It is a part of nature.
majorities have usually not been entirely
I Russell
Social Statics [1851], pt. I, ch. 2
wrong.
Ib.
18 Volumes might be written upon the im-
6
Education has for its object the formation
piety of the pious.
Ib.
wards that thin
of character.
Ib. II, 17
line of steel.⁴
19
We have unmistakable proof that through-
7 The poverty of the incapable, the distresses
ondon from the
out all past time, there has been a ceaseless
the British in-
that come upon the imprudent, the starva-
devouring of the weak by the strong.
tion of the idle, and those shoulderings aside
Ib.
va [October 25,
of the weak by the strong, which leave SO
many "in shallows and in miseries,"⁴ are the
20
This survival of the fittest which I have
decrees of a large, farseeing benevolence.
here sought to express in mechanical terms,
Ib. III, 25
is that which Mr. Darwin has called "natural
herman
selection, or the preservation of favored races
8
Opinion is ultimately determined by the
in the struggle for life."7
feelings, and not by the intellect.
Principles of Biology [1864-1867],
harsher terms
Ib. IV, 30
pt. III, ch. I2
nd you cannot
9
Morality knows nothing of geographical
21
The Republican form of government is the
boundaries or distinctions of race.
Ib.
'alhoun, mayor
highest form of government: but because of
rs [September
No one can be perfectly free till all are free;
this it requires the highest type of human
10
no one can be perfectly moral till all are
nature- a type nowhere at present existing.
slain in the battle
moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all
Essays [1891]. The Americans
are happy.
Ib.
22
The ultimate result of shielding men from
ntucky.
¹He actually said: "Hold out. Relief is coming." General
the effects of folly is to fill the world with
O see that though
Corse replied: "I am short a cheekbone and an ear, but am
fools.
y rigid and exact.
on of the Crimea,
able to whip all hell yet."
Ib. State Tamperings with Money
See Philip Bliss, 635:22.
Banks
e drums begin to
²See Robert E. Lee, 509:8.
³The familiar version is: If nominated I will not run; if
⁵See Thomas Morton, 416:10.
t. 3
elected I will not serve.
⁶See Shakespeare, 208:3.
4See Shakespeare, 217:5.
⁷See Darwin, 514:15.
Talleyrand
Talleyrand - Hamilton
401
1
[To a young diplomat] Don't be eager!¹
Alexander Hamilton
From CHARLES AUGUSTIN SAINT-
1755-1804
BEUVE, Portraits de Femmes [1858].
presume to
Madame de Staël
10 A national debt, if it is not excessive, will
be to us a national blessing.⁶
nerald Isle. 2
2 War is much too serious a matter to be
Letter to Robert Morris [April 30,
[1795], st. 3
entrusted to the military.²
1781]
Attributed. Quoted by Briand to
Lloyd George during World War I.
11
I believe the British government forms the
Also attributed to Clemenceau
best model the world ever produced.
This government has for its object public
strength and individual security.
I wanted to
Benjamin Waterhouse
Debates of the Federal Convention
oung to say
1754-1846
[May 14-September 17, 1787].⁷
sées [1842]
3 Tobacco is a filthy weed,
June 18, 1787
rything!
That from the devil does proceed;
12 All communities divide themselves into
Ib.
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
the few and the many. The first are the rich
And makes a chimney of your nose.
Ib.
and wellborn, the other the mass of the peo-
From OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
ple.
The people are turbulent and
[1809-1894], who was vaccinated
changing; they seldom judge or determine
by Dr. Waterhouse
d
right. Give therefore to the first class a dis-
tinct, permanent share in the government.
Bertrand Barère de Vieuzac
They will check the unsteadiness of the sec-
es are com-
1755-1841
ond, and as they cannot receive any advan-
tage by a change, they therefore will ever
eath on the
4
The tree of liberty only grows when wa-
maintain good government.
Ib.
RTINE, His-
tered by the blood of tyrants.³
Speech in the National Convention
13
17]
We are now forming a republican govern-
[January 16, 1793]
ment. Real liberty is neither found in despo-
tism or the extremes of democracy, but in
5
It is only the dead who do not return.
moderate governments.
Speech [1794]
Ib. June 26, 1787
14 Let Americans disdain to be the instru-
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
ments of European greatness. Let the thir-
1755-1826
teen States, bound together in a strict and
6 Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you
indissoluble Union, concur in erecting one
for coffee
what you are.⁴
great American system, superior to the con-
Physiologie du Goût [1825], ch. 4
trol of all transatlantic force or influence,
ned noth-
and able to dictate the terms of the connec-
7 A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful
tion between the old and the new world!
AT, letter
woman with only one eye.
Ib. 14
The Federalist [1787-1788], no. II
ary 1796]
8 A meal without wine is like a day without
15
sunshine.
Ib.
Government implies the power of making
It is the
laws. It is essential to the idea of a law, that
it be attended with a sanction; or, in other
L'Esprit
Nathan Hale
words, a penalty or punishment for disobedi-
re [1857]
1755-1776
ence.
Ib. I5
religions
9 I only regret that I have but one life to lose
16
Why has government been instituted at
ttributed
for my country.⁵
all? Because the passions of men will not con-
Last words, before being hanged by
form to the dictates of reason and justice,
an who
the British as a spy [September 22,
without constraint.
Ib.
nan who
1776]
tributed
17 Every power vested in a government is in
¹Pas de zèle!
Ireland.
its nature sovereign, and includes by force of
2La guerre! C'est une chose trop grave pour la confier
enfer, / Pur
à des militaires.
⁶At the time we were funding our national debt, we
Sometimes quoted as: War is much too serious to leave
heard much about "a public debt being a public blessing."
coffeepots.
to the generals.
-THOMAS JEFFERSON, Letter to John W. Epps [Novem-
³See Tertullian, 126:3, and Jefferson, 388:7.
ber 6, 1813]
'See Ruskin, 573.5
See Webster, 450:12.
⁵See Addison, 326:1.
At which the Constitution was written.
Ref.
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A53
1989
WH
THE ÇONCISE COLUMBIA
DICTIONARY OF QUOTATIONS
Robert Andrews
Columbi
242
243
Slander
d Silence like a poultice comes
To sin is in itself excusable; to be taken is a
martyrdom meaningless by not committing
heal the blows of sound.
crime.
them?
Dr Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)
John Fletcher (1579-1625)
Jules Feiffer (b. 1929)
American writer, physician
English dramatist
American cartoonist
een breaking silence these twenty-three
No matter how hard the times get, the wages
Sin writes histories, goodness is silent.
d have hardly made a rent in it.
of sin are always liberal and on the dot.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)
H. D. Thoreau (1817-1862)
Kin (F. McKinney) Hubbard (1868-1930)
SEE Wilson on The CHURCH OF
ften repented speaking, but never of
American humorist, journalist
ENGLAND; Milton on CRIME;
my tongue.
There are only two sorts of men: the one the
de Madariaga on The ENGLISH;
Xenocrates (396-315 BC)
just, who believe themselves sinners; the other
Marlowe on MITIGATION; Crane
Greek philosopher
sinners, who believe themselves just.
on PARTNERSHIPS; Twain on
is the virtue of fools.
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
PREACHING; France, Marlowe on
Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
RELIGION; Billings, Dryden on
He that falls into sin is a man; that grieves at
REPENTANCE; Bierce, Wilde on
fool, when he holdeth his peace, is
it, is a saint; that boasteth of it, is a devil.
SAINTHOOD; Molière on SCANDAL;
wise.
Thomas Fuller (1608-1661)
Butler on SENSE OF HUMOUR
Bible, Proverbs
English cleric
It makes a great difference whether a person is
Sincerity
st silent people are generally those who
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are
nost highly of themselves.
unwilling to sin, or does not know how.
also stupid.
William Hazlitt (1778-1830)
Seneca (c. 5-65)
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
English essayist
Roman writer, philosopher, statesman
To abstain from sin when a man cannot sin is
Most remarks that are worth making are
nay be other reasons for a man's not
to be forsaken by sin, not to forsake it.
commonplace remarks. The thing that makes
g in publick than want of resolution:
Saint Augustine (354-430)
them worth saying is that we really mean
have nothing to say.
them.
Dr Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
Many are saved from sin by being so inept at
Robert Lynd (1879-1949)
emies might have said before that he
it.
Anglo-Irish essayist. journalist
rather too much; but now he has
Mignon McLaughlin
I only desire sincere relations with the worth-
nal flashes of silence, that make his
American author
iest of my acquaintance, that they may give me
ation perfectly delightful.
For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure
an opportunity once in a year to speak the
Sydney Smith (1771-1845)
in it,
truth.
English clergyman, writer
And do it for the pleasure.
H. D. Thoreau (1817-1862)
of Macaulay
Gerald Gould (1885-1936)
British poet
Do not wonder if the common people speak
an's silence is wonderful to listen to.
more truly than those of higher rank; for they
Thomas Hardy (1840-1928)
When we sin, we are all ashamed at the
speak with more safety.
SEE Emerson on APPLAUSE;
presence of our inferiors.
Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Chesterton on CONVERSATION;
John Chrysostom (345-407)
SEE La Rochefoucauld on SOCIABILITY
Heine on The ENGLISH; Stevenson
Greek ecclesiast and hermit
on LYING; Eliot on MODESTY
The Sixties
Few love to hear the sins they love to act.
Pericles. Pericles
All that Swinging Sixties nonsense, we all
ak will sink a ship, and one sin will
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
thought it was passé at the time.
David Bailey (b. 1938)
a sinner.
Should we all confess our sins to one another
British photographer
John Bunyan (1628-1688)
we would all laugh at one another for our lack
I was appalled when the San Francisco ethic
hich we call sin in others, is experiment
of originality.
didn't mushroom and envelope the whole
Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931)
world into this loving community of acid
R. W. Emerson (1803-1882)
Syrian mystic, poet
freaks. I was very naïve.
American essayist, poet, philosopher
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world
Grace Slick (b. 1939)
part of mankind is angry not with the
as a public indecency.
American rock singer
It with the sinners.
Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)
Slander
Seneca (c. 5-65)
When the righteous man turneth away from
No character, however upright, is a match for
Roman writer, philosopher. statesman
his righteousness that he hath committed and
constantly reiterated attacks, however false.
g makes one so vain as being told that
doeth that which is neither quite lawful nor
Alexander Hamilton (1755-1804)
a sinner.
quite right, he will generally be found to have
American statesman
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
gained in amiability what he has lost in
holiness.
I will make a bargain with the Democrats. If
it a sin twice and it will not seem a
Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
they will stop telling lies about Republicans
English author
we will stop telling the truth about them.
Rabbinical saying
Chauncey Depew (1834-1928)
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his
American Republican politician
Egoism
80
81
British parents are very ready to call for a
Eloc
The idea that egotism is the basis of the
system of education which offers equal oppor-
general welfare is the principle on which
A
tunity to all children except their own.
competitive society has been built.
Lord Eccles (b. 1904)
Erich Fromm (1900-1980)
British Conservative politician
American psychologist
True education makes for inequality; the
T
An inflated consciousness is always egocentric
inequality of individuality, the inequality of
de
and conscious of nothing but its own existence.
success, the glorious inequality of talent, of
It is incapable of learning from the past,
genius.
incapable of understanding contemporary
Felix E. Schelling (1858-1945)
events, and incapable of drawing right conclu-
G
American educator
sions about the future. It is hypnotized by
a:
Workers of England be wise, and then you
itself and therefore cannot be argued with. It
must be free, for you will be fit to be free.
inevitably dooms itself to calamities that must
strike it dead.
Charles Kingsley (1819-1875)
Ir
English author, clergyman
Carl Jung (1875-1961)
W
Education makes a people easy to lead, but
Edith was a little country bounded on the
difficult to drive; easy to govern but impos-
north, south, east and west by Edith.
L
sible to enslave.
Martha Ostenso (1900-1963)
d
American author
Lord Brougham (1778-1868)
T
Scottish Whig politician
SEE Wilding on ACTORS; Fuller on
St
It is not the insurrections of ignorance that are
BORES; Webb on GENIUS; SELF
dangerous, but the revolts of intelligence.
Elections
J. R. Lowell (1819-1891)
There's small choice in rotten apples.
T
American poet
Hortensia, The Taming of the Shrew
o
Human history becomes more and more a race
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
H
W
between education and catastrophe.
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be
H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
the least disappointing.
When a man's education is finished, he is
Bernard Baruch (1870-1965)
American financier
H
finished.
E. A. Filene (1860-1937)
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
t
American businessman, financier
W. C. Fields (1879-1946)
SEE Shaw on CLASS; Chesterton on
It doesn't matter who you vote for, the
FOREIGNERS; Hughes on PLAY;
government always gets in.
\
PRIVATE EDUCATION; Trevelyan on
graffito in London, 1970s
READING; SCHOOL; STUDENTS;
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TEACHERS; UNIVERSITY
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who
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do not vote.
Egoism
George Jean Nathan (1882-1958)
Man can be defined as the animal that can say
American critic
'I', that can be aware of himself as a separate
I just received the following wire from my
entity.
Erich Fromm (1900-1980)
generous Daddy: "Dear Jack, Don't buy a
Em
American psychologist
single vote more than necessary. I'll be
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damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide'.
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The great act of faith is when a man decides
John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
that he is not God.
Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
The Republicans have a 'me too' candidate
running on a 'yes but' platform, advised by a
American jurist
has been' staff.
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested
Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
in himself than me.
American Democratic politician
Em
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
American author
Indeed, you won the elections, but I won the
count.
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen
Anastasio Somoza (1896-1956)
for hours.
dictator of Nicaragua
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
to an opponent accusing him
A self-made man; who worships his creator.
of rigging the election
John Bright (1811-1889)
SEE Pope on GOVERNMENT
English Radical politician
of Benjamin Disraeli
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Where th' belles dress as scantily as our
A 1 pair of female slacks represents the tri-
girls here at home.
umph of moral courage over vanity.
FRANK MCKINNEY (KIN) HUBBARD, Abe
am'd last night,
Cream of Wit, compiled by ROD ASKELL.
Martin's Primer.
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Tell Me What
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The Big Baboon
A man made by God and not by a tailor.
ANDREW JACKSON, referring to Sam Hous-
The Big Baboon is found upon
ton. (MCELROY, Grover Cleveland.)
The plains of Cariboo;
pproached Mr.
He goes about with nothing on
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his early days
Once at a banquet the Apostolic Nuncio to
(A shocking thing to do.)
company "with
But if he dressed respectably
France [later Pope John XXIII] found him-
g over the face
self seated next to an elegant lady in a dress
And let his whiskers grow
in gruffly, "No,
How like this Big Baboon would be
cut overgenerously low in the neck. When
d them, I'd be
the dessert was served, he invited her to
To Mister So and So!
take the apple which he held out to her.
HILAIRE BELLOC.
Killed Society?
Since the lady showed surprise at this ges-
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It has the subtle flavor of an old pair of SOX.
ture, Msgr. Roncalli added:
7 n Chou, dreamt
WILLIAM COWPER BRANN, The Iconoclast.
"Do take it, Madame, please do. It was
her and thither,
only after Eve ate the apple that she became
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butterfly. I was
aware of how little she had on!"
God makes and the tailor shapes.
ess as a butter-
From Wit and Wisdom of Good Pope
JOHN BULWER, Anthropomet.
Soon I awaked,
John, compiled by HENRI FESQUET.
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myself again.
This same Miss McFlimsey of Madison
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I was then a
Tell him to go ahead with the blue suit. We
Square,
fly, or whether
The last time we met was in utter despair,
can use that no matter what happens.
lg I am a man.
Because she had nothing whatever to wear!
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Reply to a query
o-tze. Columbia
WILLIAM ALLEN BUTLER, Nothing to Wear.
from a tailor from whom Johnson had
er, 1966.
ordered two suits shortly before the lat-
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ter was stricken with a severe heart at-
He was old-fashioned enough to be a trifle
very one of us
shocked on beholding a grandmother with
tack in July, 1955. While Johnson was
ne every night
one leg in the grave and the other in knee-
in a Washington hospital, the tailor
called to inquire whether he should pro-
pants.
ewsweek, Nov.
IRWIN S. CoBB, If I Were a Woman.
ceed with the order. (HENRY A. ZEIGER,
Lyndon B. Johnson: Man and Presi-
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One of our unfavorite sights is a mini skirt
dent, p. 59.)
.0 easy to take
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on a maxi mum.
i. too.
The uniform 'e wore
HAROLD COFFIN, San Francisco Examiner.
Builder, Act
Was nothin' much before,
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An' rather less than 'arf o' that be'ind.
Trousers, trousers, why do women-with
RUDYARD KIPLING, Gunga Din.
had yet to be
the lovely shape which God has given them
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-want to wear trousers?
A sensational event was changing from the
t Thoughts, tr.
LORD CURZON, quoted by LEONARD MOSLEY
brown suit to the gray the contents of his
in The Glorious Fault.
GALASKA.
pockets. He was earnest about these objects.
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They were of eternal importance, like base-
It was such a
Some women grow old gracefully-others
ball or the Republican Party.
wear stretch pants.
SINCLAIR LEWIS, Babbitt.
Thoughts, tr.
ROGER DEVLIN, Tulsa Tribune.
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GALASKA.
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I can not contribute to the end in view.
Your age and my discretion.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, Reply to a request to
MARY GARDEN, to Chauncey Depew when
contribute to buying a Bloomington man
he asked her what was holding up her
a new pair of pants. From The Humor-
daringly low-cut gown. (Time, Jan. 13,
ous Mr. Lincoln by KEITH W. JEN-
Shoes
1967.)
NISON.
hat make fine
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The more a feller really amounts to th'
The miniskirt is a functional thing. It en-
ock.
worse his clothes fit.
ables young ladies to run faster-and be-
FRANK MCKINNEY (KIN) HUBBARD, Abe
cause of it they may have to.
acks that had
Martin's Primer.
JOHN V. LINDSAY, quoting Time.
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Z stands fer Zanibar, in th' tropical zone
I have a hankering to go back to the Orient
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describe holding
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ary, The New York Times, June 21,
More recently one United States Senator
1965.
ving his position
said of another: "There's no use telling that
10
Quoted in Time,
fellow anything. It just goes in one head
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll
and out the other."
be the least disappointing.
GEORGE E. ALLEN, Presidents Who Have
BERNARD M. BARUCH, quoted in Meyer
in ignoring facts.
Known Me.
Berger's New York.
ucation of Henry
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He's certain to get the divorce vote, and
The Payne tariff bill has also shown that the
remember that's one in four these days.
Republicans are expert mathematicians.
uch given to ad-
CLEVELAND AMORY, NBC-TV, April 6,
They can add, subtract, multiply, and divide
periority less ob-
1962.
all in one operation. They can add to the
0 outsiders, one
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wealth of the rich, subtract from the sub-
is own inferiority
The presidential campaign speech is, like
stance of the poor, multiply millionaires,
eldom likes to be
jazz, one of the few truly American art
and divide themselves-all in one bill.
forms. It is not, of course, unknown in
REPRESENTATIVE JACK BEALL OF TEXAS,
ucation of Henry
other democratic countries, but nowhere else
1910.
has it achieved the same degree of virtuos-
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ity; nowhere else is it so accurate a reflec-
Let the hand of discipline smite the leprous
rst vice-president,
tion of national character: by turns solemn
lips which utter the profane heresy, All is
1 for me the most
or witty, pompous or deeply moving, full of
fair in politics.
r the invention of
sense or full of wind.
HENRY WARD BEECHER, quoted in Henry
nation conceived."
ANONYMOUS, American Heritage, Aug.,
Ward Beecher: An American Portrait,
in the Ring. See
1964.
by PAXTON HIBBEN.
NER and THOMAS
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section.
As Maine goes, so goes the nation.
Dr. Beer
had distinguished himself for
ANONYMOUS, political saying that gained
having described the Eisenhower era as a
S whole body,
currency after Benjamin Harrison's vic-
period of "glacial immobility-the Ike age."
gall; his tongue
tory in 1888. See also FARLEY in this
VICTOR LASKY, J.F.K.: The Man and the
section.
Myth.
n John Randolph
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All political parties die at last of swallowing
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and Wisdom of
their own lies.
Disraeli cynically expressed the dilemma
ARD BOYKIN.)
JOHN ARBUTHNOT, quoted by RICHARD
when he said: "I must follow the people.
GARNETT, Life of Emerson.
Am I not their leader?" He might have
I Charles E. Wil-
added: "I must lead the people. Am I not
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uspicious of any
Esthetically speaking, Presidential Inaugura-
their servant?"
dollars when he
tions have begun to go the way of the Holly-
EDWARD L. BERNAYS, Propaganda.
wood biblical epic. Both are afflicted by the
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on Senate con-
national passion for overproducing the sim-
Politics is the art of the next best.
as Secretary of
plest of dramas.
OTTo VON BISMARCK, quoted in The New
d Allen's Letters,
RUSSELL BAKER, The New York Times,
York Times, Aug. 11, 1957.
:)
Jan. 21, 1965.
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Mr. Lincoln is like a waiter in a large eating
tand for nothing
I defined a bureaucrat as "a Democrat who
house where all the bells are ringing at once;
esty in war con-
holds some office that a Republican wants."
he cannot serve them all at once, and so
nding for virtue
ALBEN W. BARKLEY, That Reminds Me.
some grumblers are to be expected.
rainfall in the
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JOHN BRIGHT, Cincinnati Gazette, 1864.
When I was in the House, I was told that
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lents Who Have
the difference between the House Foreign
In several ways, the [political] convention is
Affairs Committee and the Senate Foreign
a peculiar institution. Like an impatient
Relations Committee was that the Senators
Brigadoon, it comes to life every four years;
ears it said that
were too old to have affairs. They only have
it is master of its own rules, and its decisions
but he is our
relations.
are as irrevocable as a haircut. Yet, the con-
or of our support.
ALBEN W. BARKLEY, quoted by PEGGY
vention isn't even mentioned in the Consti-
lents Who Have
McEvoy, Reader's Digest, Feb., 1951.
tution or in any law ever passed by Congress.
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In this sense, it might be described as the
A political leader must keep looking over his
most unofficial official (or most official un-
it pregnant.
shoulder all the time to see if the boys are
official) gathering in politics.
ents Who Have
still there. If they aren't still there, he's no
DAVID BRINKLEY, The Way It's Been;
to Gallup poll
longer a political leader.
The New York Times, July 12, 1964,
BERNARD M. BARUCH, quoted in his obitu-
sec. 11, p. 3.
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tactics. That is like the Observatore Romano
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criticizing the Pope.
What are we going to do with the Republi-
JOHN F. KENNEDY, from The Quotable
cans? They can point to Benjamin Harrison,
Mr. Kennedy, ed. by GERALD GARDNER.
who according to legend saw a man forced
1
by the depression to eat grass on the White
Whenever, he said, a politician means to
House lawn and had only one suggestion for
give you the knife at a convention, the last
him-that he go around to the back where
thing he'll say to you, as he leaves the room,
the grass was longer.
is: "Now look, Jack, if there's anything I
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in Springfield,
can do for you, you just let me know!"
Ill., Oct. 3, 1960.
That's the euphemism for "You're dead."
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JOHN F. KENNEDY, quoted by GORE VIDAL
I want to express my great appreciation to
in Rocking the Boat: Politics, 1962.
all of you for your kindness in coming out
2
and giving us a warm Hoosier welcome. I
Mr. Nixon may be very experienced in
understand that this town suffered a mis-
kitchen debates. So are a great many other
fortune this morning when the bank was
married men I know.
robbed. I am confident that the Indianapolis
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in Alexandria,
Star will say, "Democrats Arrive and Bank
Va., Aug. 24, 1960. The reference is to
Robbed." But we don't believe that.
Richard Nixon's debate with Khru-
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Campaign speech in
shchev.
Anderson, Ind., Oct. 5, 1960.
3
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In the Soviet Union he [Richard Nixon] ar-
Mr. [Harold] Stassen announces he will run
gued with Mr. Khrushchev in the kitchen, it
for Governor of Pennsylvania. He has al-
is true, pointing out that while we may be
ready been Governor of Minnesota. That
behind in space, we were ahead in color tele-
leaves only forty-six states still in jeopardy.
vision.
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in San Fran-
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in Alexandria,
cisco, Nov. 2, 1960.
Va., Aug. 24, 1960.
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I understand Tom Dewey has just joined
It is, I think, a source of concern to us all
Dick Nixon out on the Coast, to give him
that the first dogs carried around in outer
some last-minute strategy on how to win
space were not named Rover and Fido but
an election.
instead were named Belka and Strelka. It
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in New York
was not named Checkers either.
City, Nov. 5, 1960.
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in Muskegon,
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Mich., Sept. 5, 1960. Checkers was the
dog owned by Kennedy's opponent,
Mr. Nixon in the last seven days has called
Richard M. Nixon.
me an economic ignoramus, a Pied Piper,
and all the rest. I've just confined myself to
5
Question: Senator, when does the morato-
calling him a Republican, but he says that
rium end on Nixon's hospitalization and
is getting low.
your ability to attack him?
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in New York
Mr. Kennedy: Well, I said I would not men-
City, Nov. 5, 1960.
tion him unless I could praise him until he
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got out of the hospital, and I have not men-
It's a big job. It isn't going to be so bad.
tioned him.
You've got time to think. You don't have
JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in Burbank,
all those people bothering you that you had
Calif., Sept. 9, 1960, during the presi-
in the Senate-besides, the pay is pretty
dential campaign.
good.
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JOHN F. KENNEDY, Statement about the
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my understand-
presidency, Georgetown, Dec., 1960.
ing that the last candidate for the presidency
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to visit this community in a presidential
What a lousy, fouled-up job this has turned
year was Herbert Hoover in 1928. President
out to be.
Hoover initiated on the occasion of his visit
JOHN F. KENNEDY to Senator Barry Gold-
the slogan "Two chickens for every pot,"
water after Kennedy's election as Presi-
and it is no accident that no presidential
dent. Quoted by VICTOR LASKY in
candidate has ever dared come back to this
J.F.K.: The Man and the Myth.
community since.
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JOHN F. KENNEDY, Speech in Bristol,
I know that when things don't go well they
Tenn., Sept. 21, 1960.
like to blame the Presidents, and that is one
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277
who's against you, then you're in the wrong
role as Senate majority leader during
idate kin place you while
line of work.
the Eisenhower Administration, when he
ce it's no sign he kin do
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, quoted by BOOTH
was frequently criticized by fellow
MOONEY in The Lyndon Johnson Story.
Democrats for not following a more ag-
Y (KIN) HUBBARD, Abe
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gressively partisan course. (HENRY A.
I seldom think of politics more than eighteen
ZEIGER, Lyndon B. Johnson: Man and
hours a day.
President, p. 61.)
ile we miss a nuisance,
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Speech to a Texas
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got a political job.
audience, 1958. (HENRY A. ZEIGER,
"In politics," he drummed into his protégé's
Y (KIN) HUBBARD, Abe
Lyndon B. Johnson: Man and President,
[John F. Kennedy] head, "you have no
p. 68.)
friends, only co-conspirators."
2
ere is none where first
JOSEPH KANE, quoted by VICTOR LASKY
Good-by, Culpeper. God bless you, Cul-
in J.F.K.: The Man and the Myth.
re deceitful than in poli-
peper! What did Dick Nixon ever do for
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Culpeper?
"I have always found Roosevelt [Franklin
ays, 33.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Speech (conclusion)
Delano Roosevelt, Jr.] an amusing fellow,"
in Culpeper, Va., during the 1960 cam-
e that I understand he's
commented the irrepressible Murray Kemp-
paign. This is the best-remembered ex-
vie contract-with 18th
ton, "but I would not employ him, except
ample of Johnson's whistle-stop tech-
for reasons of personal friendship, as a geek
nique during an intensive tour of the
in a common carnival."
REY, Comment on Sena-
South in behalf of the Kennedy-Johnson
VICTOR LASKY, J.F.K.: The Man and the
at banquet of Women's
ticket.
Myth.
Club. (Time, Jan. 27,
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Jack was out kissing babies when I was
There is one piece about how I felt when
passing bills.
Eisenhower beat Stevenson which I have
politics is an iridescent
LYNDON B. JOHNSON. The reference is to
kept because I feel the same way even now.
John F. Kennedy.
\LLS, Epigram.
I quit voting after 1956, the second time
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Stevenson lost; I could not think of a better
They've been peddling eyewash about them-
South, about Alabama
time to stop.
selves and hogwash about Democrats. What
putting his wife up for
MURRAY KEMPTON, America Comes of
they need is a good mouthwash.
OWS make strange poli-
Middle Age.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, charging his op-
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ponents with slurring John F. Kennedy's
vsletter. Quoted in Read-
A political convention is just not a place
patriotism, Oct. 23, 1960.
ot., 1966. See WARNER in
where you can come away with any trace of
5
faith in human nature.
I want to be progressive without getting both
If
MURRAY KEMPTON, America Comes of
feet off the ground at the same time.
les behind
Middle Age.
I had to place a label on myself, I would
es before,
want to be a progressive who is prudent.
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f precedent
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Interview televised
Jack and Bob will run the show,
eodore.)
nationally from Washington, D.C., Mar.
While Ted's in charge of hiding Joe.
The Ballad of Grizzly
Couplet in reference to John F. Kennedy,
15, 1964.
Robert Kennedy, and Ted Kennedy. Joe
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I think that it is very important that we
is Joseph Kennedy, their father. The
heaven but with a party,
have a two-party country. I am a fellow that
accusation had been made that Kennedy
at all.
likes small parties, and the Republican party
senior was kept under wraps during
SON, Letter to Francis
is about the size I like.
J.F.K.'s campaign because he had views
9.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Press Conference,
different from those of the presidential
candidate.
Washington, D.C., Apr. 21, 1964.
S cast a longing eye on
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egins in his conduct.
Talking to Democrats about the qualities of
This district [Brooklyn] was the first dis-
)N, Letter to T. Coxe,
our party-and the shortcomings of the op-
trict to endorse me as a candidate for Presi-
position-is like the preacher telling the
dent
My own family had not even en-
people who are already in their pews what
dorsed me when you endorsed me.
sign.
a sin it is not to come to church.
JOHN F. KENNEDY, from The Quotable
N, Letter to a Commit-
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, Speech, Jefferson-
Mr. Kennedy, ed. by GERALD C. GARD-
ts of New Haven, July
Jackson Day Dinner.
NER.
nce to office holders.
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The irresponsibles win elections-but always
Mr. Nixon, like the rest of us, has had his
and you can't tell when
for the other party.
troubles in this campaign. At one point even
om who's for you and
LYNDON B. JOHNSON, commenting on his
the Wall Street Journal was criticizing his