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Originally Processed With FOIA(s): FOIA Number: S S FOIA MARKER This is not a textual record. This is used as an administrative marker by the George Bush Presidential Library Staff. Record Group/Collection: George H.W. Bush Presidential Records Collection/Office of Origin: Speechwriting, White House Office of Series: Speech File Backup Files Subseries: Alpha File, 1987-1991 OA/ID Number: 13845 Folder ID Number: 13845-009 Folder Title: [Ross] Perot, 4/12/87 Stack: Row: Section: Shelf: Position: G 26 23 3 2 The Washington Post Magazine Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes to H. ROSS PEROT Everybody knows about Scouting and the How the Last ideals of its action-packed program for red- blooded boys. That's why the nation admires Real Texan the boy in the Boy Scout Uniform. -The Handbook for Boys grabbed the WHEN HENRY ROSS PEROT* WAS BOY American Dream growing up in the border town of Texarkana, by the neck, his mother tacked a Norman Rockwell print above his desk-a Boy Scout at prayer. The wrestled it to picture was meant to advise and inspire. "It was part of my mother's continuing effort to the ground and keep me straight," Perot says. "Rockwell made it cry, painted what I strived to be." Among his favorite books was the Scout "Uncle!" handbook, the primer of citizenship, right- eousness and trees. Many years later, after he had become a million-dollar donor to the BY DAVID REMNICK Scouts, Perot gave a copy of the handbook to the third-ranking member of the Chinese government. The visiting official examined it with sociological care, paging past the Rockwell illustration of a young man chis- eling a Scout homily into an obelisk at the foot of Mount Rushmore, past Baden- Powell's "Knight's Code," past tips on roasting potatoes, sighting bluebirds and tying tourniquets over spurting wounds. He read the requirements for a "sales- manship" merit badge: "Explain why Truthfulness about an article is one of the outstanding requirements of good selling " Thinking perhaps of Mao's Little Red Book, the Chinese official concluded that this must be the central text for the indoctrination of capitalist youth. For his part, Ross Perot saw the handbook as something greater still-a code. Clear, direct, practical, it contained the seeds for an idealized American life, and no American life could be more idealized than Ross Perot's. Today his battered boyhood copy can be found under glass-along with his hatchet and beaded belt-at the Ross Perot Scout Center in Texarkana. The display of Perot's Scout handbook has a deliberately iconic quality, like a museum case with Zane Grey's From the Frederic Remington bronzes to Archibald Willard's "The Spirit of '76" behind his desk, Ross Perot's office at Electronic Data Systems reflects his Image as a pugnacious patriot. APRIL 12. 1987 25 first-grade grammar or Edison's childhood toys. Perot sailor on leave lounges in his ories of now, in many ways, is Perot then. "He never parents' backyard hammock. that mo' changes"-it is a sentence repeated by nearly everyone The grass is brilliant green, Perot who has known him a long time. His scoutmaster at the sun high. His hound sleeps ters bac Troop 18, Sam Shuman, remembers Perot as "the ul- by his side. In another, a Ma- theater timate self-starter. Being small, he always stood up rine home from the Great War go to 1 straight and stuck out his little chest as far as it would Sometimes shows his friends at the local mother go. He was a born salesman and a born Scout." garage his captured Japanese Fort W This inner direction, this combination of energy and memories of flag. They listen with absolute painted ego, was so powerful from the start that Ross Perot be- Texarkana unreel reverence. youth it came much more than the reverent boy above his desk: "And this here may be my way the He became an Eagle Scout, a midshipman, a computer in his mind like a favorite," says Perot as he right. services entrepreneur worth $2.5 billion, a builder of stands before a painting called to scra; modern Dallas, a patriotic hero. Perot's wealth-which film. "You ever see "Breaking Home Ties." A "We is surpassed by that of just one other American, Sam world-weary father, in an old "The Walton of Wal-Mart Stores-is only the foundation of that movie 'Places set of work clothes, and his And his reputation. There are plenty of rich Texans, but in the Heart"? fresh-faced son, wearing his Street, none like him. To Perot, money is merely an instrument Sunday suit and argyle socks, spiky of his will, financing his sense of risk and the right thing That's the town I sit together on the running trees, to do. "Now that I've got all this cash, I've got to figure board of the family car. The back is out what to do with it," he says. knew." boy's valise has a sticker on it The Pt At the very moment when much of the country has reading "State U" and his collie "When become less inclined to worship the once-rosy image of rests its head on the boy's lap. Bette Ronald Reagan, many have found a hero in a businessman. Father and son seem lost in their own thoughts, but they are strange Perot may be the world's first populist billionaire. People meet close, they understand each other. The father's face says every- Tex: him in the street, straighten up and say, "Keep it up!" or "Give thing in the world to Ross Perot: the pain of the Depression days was di 'em hell, Ross!" and the hope that his son will find happiness in the greater world. Perots He first jumped from the business page to front page prom- "Those were my times," says Ross Perot. "That's my life." vided 1 inence 18 years ago when, at the request of the Nixon White In a House, he hired two Braniff jets and tried to airlift 30 tons of FOR YEARS, PEROT'S COMPANY WAS TYPECAST AS SECRE- tra mo supplies to American POWs in North Vietnam. The next mis- tive, arrogant, military, and his interviews were, like an admi- magazi sion was even bolder. During the Iranian revolution, his team of ral's, rare and remote. No more. Pero long ago abandoned the Evenin private commandos freed two of Perot's overseas employes one-dimensional role of private businessman; without running month from a Tehran jail. Perot soon became known as a new sort of for office, he has become the most public of men. He is not shy season corporate raider, the man who succeeded where Jimmy Carter about discussing his foreign missions, business battles or char- ado sh. and the military had failed. At Perot's invitation, novelist Ken itable deeds. When I first asked to visit, Perot just said, "When?" Perot Follett wrote a best-selling account of the Iranian rescue mis- and orchestrated an itinerary that might be called "This Is My busine sion, On Wings of Eagles. Television, sensing a hero on the rise, Life." One day his son Ross Jr. would fly me around Dallas and The made "Wings" into a five-hour mini-series and hagiography. Fort Worth, Ross Sr. said, "to look at the lands. You can see our "Dad's And yet, Perot is such an unextraordinary-looking man that buffalo and longhorns. I don't have much use for 'em but I sure Nancy when the late Filipino opposition leader Benigno Aquino met love to go look at "em." The next day, I would tour some of his was 1: him in Dallas, Aquino was stunned. civic contributions: a women's hospital, a new symphony hall, an sell par "I thought you'd be huge!" Aquino said. arboretum. His daughter Nancy would provide "personal stuff. grown "Aquino probably thought I'd look like John Wayne or some- She'll give you the 'Daddy Dearest' angle." Then his sister Bet- bring thing," Perot says now. "But there I was, just a Filipino-sized te would explain all the details of the family's charitable works; paper businessman." He is 5-feet-6 and 56 years old. What there is of since 1969, Perot says, he has given away $100 million to pro- that be his hair is shaved close and combed military neat. His nose is an jects for education, battered women and the homeless. paperl unholy affair, a lumpy wreck busted a couple of times when he "That'll give you the picture," he said. "Show you my inter- Ross was breaking horses for his dad. His Texarkana speech is as ests." paper high and twangy as a plucked ukulele. His shirts are always But part of his essence is the boy-above-the-desk grown up, people white, the suits blue or gray, the ties muted. He has worn a the past that shaped Ross Perot and the ways he has shaped his Nor uniform nearly all his life: the Boy Scouts, Annapolis, the Navy, own history. "Texarkana's just a teeny town," he said. "You sure better IBM, then his own company, Electronic Data Systems. Where you want to go all the way out there?" Ross he is not known, he blends in. Blue suits, he says, are "camou- "Absolutely." The p flage for the corporate jungle." "Well fine, that's fine. Now I got a bit of business to attend to "shotg Dallas is the City on the Hill of American business. Business- 'fore I see you, but I'll send Bette out with you in the helicopter. subscr men built the city and they have always run it. Of all the neat, She can show you where I delivered papers and all that." read 1. middle-aged men in blue wool suits driving boxy American cars Many times in the course of talking, Perot would grow stern "They to glass office buildings off the Dallas Toll Road, Ross Perot is and shoo away a question as if it were a gnat. "That's more extra I not only the richest, he is the purest of the breed, reminiscent philosophical than I like to get," he would say about questions "Ro: in bearing and speech of the old wildcatters. He is unembar- with the slightest hint of psychology. "You like to go deeper who W rassed by the sort of rough edges that the Dallas gentry be- than I do. With me, it's what you see is what you get." Once I said, Il lieves it lost years ago. Ross Perot may be one of the last real asked him about his height, and he just said, "I never spent any money Texans. time thinking about it." If Perot is introspective at all, he saves Per The Rockwells that line the walls of his office.suite at EDS in it for his most intimate friends and moments. Entrepreneurs made Dallas are genuine. He bought them at tremendous cost not make poor Hamlets. What he will admit to, here and there, is name. simply because he admires their craftsmanship; they are moral "that it must all go back to Texarkana," that what he does is We sh. emblems, stories of American ideals and optimism. In one, a rooted in the East Texas of the '30s and '40s. Sometimes mem- always 26 THE WASHINGTON POST MAGAZINE unges in his ories of Texarkana unreel in his mind like a film. "You ever see Perot learned his "home lessons," too. Ross Perot Sr., who I hammock. that movie 'Places in the Heart? That's the town I knew." made his living selling cotton, was known around town as a Iliant green, Perot used to take his wife, Margot, his son and four daugh- broad-minded man, and when his workers, "guys like Jesse and hound sleeps ters back home fairly often. Now he goes rarely-to dedicate a Uncle Mose," got too old to do their jobs, he took care of them ther, a Ma- theater he's restored or to visit an ailing relative. When he does anyway. Once a year he'd load up the car with friends, black and e Great War go to Texarkana, Perot does not care to see it changed. His white, and visit the country fair. "Dad didn't care what people at the local mother, Lulu May, sold the family house in 1958 and moved to thought." Weekends he'd visit black friends, sitting side by side ed Japanese Fort Worth. When Perot discovered the new owners had with them on the porch, often to the horror of the neighbors. with absolute painted the brick on the house, he was not happy. It was as if The streets near the old Perot place are lined with trees, the youth itself had been whitewashed. Perot has a firm idea of the houses are big and well-kept, the cars new and polished. It is a may be my way things should be, and frequently money can set things calm, pleasant place. But during the Depression, scruffy, half- 'erot as he right. He bought back the house in 1969 and told the workers starved hobos used to jump the trains and come to the Perot unting called to scrape off the offending paint. house asking for food. They always seemed to come to 29th and Ties." A "We can't do that," they told him. Olive. One day one of the men explained to Lulu May why the r, in an old "Then take out all the bricks and turn them around," he said. Perots were singled out. Res, and his And so when his sister Bette and I drive up to 2901 Olive "You're a mark," he said, showing her a white mark etched wearing his Street, the place is just as the Perots left it. Surrounded by into the curb. rgyle socks, spiky St. Augustine grass, holly bushes and spreading pecan "Momma, do you want me to wash it off?" Ross asked. the running trees, the house has a cement porch, a rocker and a swing. Out "No," she said. "Leave it be." dy car. The back is a garage which was once a playroom for Bette and Ross. sticker on it The Perots let a tenant family live in the house rent-free now. and his collie "When we change tenants, I stay here until I find someone," he boy's lap. Bette says. "I make sure there won't be any dope-smoking or but they are strange living." says every- Texarkana sits in both Texas and Arkansas-the Texas side ression days was dry, the Arkansas side wet. As fate would have it, the reater world. Perots lived on the liquor-less side of town. Railroad tracks di- V life." vided the haves from the have-nots. Schools were segregated. In addition to helping his father break horses, Ross made ex- AS SECRE- tra money selling garden seeds and pushing subscriptions to the ake an admi- magazine that made Norman Rockwell famous, the Saturday andoned the Evening Post. His Christmas card business was profitable for a hout running month or two, but he soon learned that those profits were only He is not shy seasonal. Years later when brokers tried to sell him the Color- tles or char- ado ski resort of Vail-an investment he could well afford- aid, "When?" Perot recalled his days in Christmas cards. "I don't do seasonal "This Is My business anymore," he said, and refused the deal. d Dallas and The job that seems to fire Perot's imagination most was a can see our "Dad's paper route. We were raised on that story," his daughter im but I sure Nancy says. "It was like a childhood myth, a fairy tale." When he r some of his was 12, Ross approached the Texarkana Gazette and asked to hony hall, an sell papers. No jobs, they told him. Times were so bad that ersonal stuff. grown men and women were competing for routes that would as sister Bet- bring in just a few dollars a week. Perot offered to deliver the itable works; paper in the black slum of New Town. No one had ever done ullion to pro- that before. He asked for just one thing in return. While most less. paperboys kept about a third of all the money they collected, ou my inter- Ross thought he should keep two-thirds. "The people at the paper said to go right ahead," Perot says, smiling. "They figured sk grown up, people out there didn't read and had no use for a newspaper." as shaped his Norman Rockwell could not have painted "The Route" any nd. "You sure better than Perot lived it. Rising every morning before dawn, Ross climbed aboard his pony and delivered paper after paper. The poor black workers and farmers living in their ramshackle to attend to "shotgun" houses in New Town badly wanted the Gazette, and he helicopter. subscriptions blossomed. Many read the paper, others had it 1 that." read to them. And almost everyone made use of old copies. ld grow stern "They papered their walls with it," Perot says. "They used it for "That's more extra blankets. It was a precious thing." out questions "Ross always knew where he was going," says J.Q. Mahaffey, to go deeper who was a reporter at the Gazette at the time. "In fact. it was I get." Once I said, though I never believed it, that Ross was making SO much ver spent any money on his route that the paper tried to cut his commissions." 1 all, he saves Perot says the story IS true -as do many others- and he Entrepreneurs made an appeal to the publisher. "Mr. C.E. Palmer was his and there, is name. I said to him, 'Sir, we made a deal on my commissions. at he does is We should keep to it, 1 believe.' And he did. From then on, I netimes mem- Breaking horses for his father in lexarkana 40 years ago, Perot always went straight to the top with a problem." broke his nose. Twice. APRIL 12 1957 27 Once, during a conversation about Wall Street, Perot said, "I "Father was up at six," she says. "He ate breakfast standing wate up at the kitchen counter. He came home every day at noon or don't think greed is human nature." "But not your nature?" I asked him. so to eat lunch with the family and at six for dinner. There was thro "We're all what we were taught to be," he said, shaking his always a blessing: 'Gracious Father, make us thankful for all $4,0 these blessings we humbly ask, for Christ's sake, Amen.' At din- "I head no. "You sit there in that little house in Texarkana and see your mother doing things like that when you're a child, that's ner he'd talk about business, or my mother would talk about fruit the greatest lesson in the world. She didn't have to go and share church or the garden club. But mostly they were interested in Chr wou it with other people or make a lecture of it. She just did it." what we were doing. Perot's parents lost their first child. Ross Jr. was born in "Mother believed in reading to us by the hour. Ross was ab- peas sorbed in Grimm's Fairy Tales, the Hardy Boys stories, Boys' cake 1924 and died three years later of spinal meningitis. "They al- ways said that made their marriage stronger," Bette Perot says Life, the Horatio Alger stories. We had the World Book, the and as she pulls up to the rusted, crumbling gates of the Stateline Book of Life, Gone With the Wind, The Life of Will Rogers, and don Cemetery. "Mother always said that not a day goes by that you always the Bible. At night we listened to a big old radio we had. I forget a child you've lost. The doctors told her she couldn't You know the kind-rounded at the top, made of wood. My fa- mas have any more without risk, so of course she went out and had ther controlled what station we listened to. We all loved Red Boy Skelton, 'Fibber McGee and Molly,' 'Amos and Andy.' Gabriel fatl two. First me, then Ross." The graveyard is badly kept except for a few plots. The Heatter gave the news. 'There's bad news tonight,' he'd say mo when the war broke out. I can hear him now. Th Perot plot-G. Ross Perot 1899-1955, Lulu May 1897-1979, Ross Jr. 1924-1927-is trimmed and strewn with flowers. Bet- "Dad made it through the Depression pretty well. But it lov wasn't easy, I can tell you. He paid cash for everything. He lov te stares a while at the names. IF and ing are Sta and of be '7 su Ja tic le he co la he 'H of M ve de C as th re A in 00 qu be "I pr W SQ le y ao le a Perot's family joined him for his graduation from Annapolis in 1953-from left, sister Bette, father Gabriel Ross, mother Lulu May, and n wife-to-be Margot. W 28 THE WASHINGTON POST MAGAZINE ling watched money very carefully, and so does Ross. You There is a wry cockiness don't break the habits of a lifetime. I think it must have about Perot, and he was that n or was thrown Father to have to borrow a little to pay the way long before the riches $4,000 for our house, but he paid it off in a year. came. Questions and meander- all din- "At Christmas we got one present-a toy, clothes, ing contemplation, he seems to fruit was always big. When we got older, we got a bike. think, are for lesser, more hes- out Christmas was the finest time in our family. Mother "We're all what we itant, souls. He tells the story d in would make the same meal every time. Turkey, English peas and carrots, cranberries, combread dressing, fruit- were taught to be. of being the chairman of the honor committee and being ab- bys' cake and a Christmas ambrosia of coconut, pineapple You sit there in appalled when "the son of the and oranges. It was the greatest feast in all the world, someone real famous, I can't and don't you know?" that little house in tell you who," was on the verge had. Later, Ross Perot would remember another Christ- of getting away with a bit of fa- mas, a holiday story that sounds like nothing less than a Texarkana and see campus burglary. Perot would Red Boys' Life tale-at once true and mythic: "One year my have none of it. "I went riel father sold one of his horses in order to have enough your mother doing straight to the top and de- money for Christmas presents and Christmas dinner. That really bothered me because I knew how much he things like [feeding manded justice," he says with a say sharp smile. "Got it, too." It is it loved that horse. But it also showed us how much he the hungry] when an early, yet classic, Perot an- He loved us." ecdote: He saw a wrong and you're a child, acted quickly, simple as that. "I IF THE ROCKWELLS SPEAK TO HIS SENSE OF ORDER don't worry about the way and affection, the Wild West bronzes by Frederic Rem- that's the greatest things look," he says. "I see ington speak to his image as a pugnacious patriot. They what's right and I act." are everywhere in Perot's office. Cowboys firing Colts. lesson in the When Perot was sent to sea Stallions rearing on the plain. There are also battle flags in 1953 on the destroyer U.S.S. and gifts from the families of POWs. On one wall is one world. She didn't Sigourney, he was made assist- of Gilbert Stuart's portraits of George Washington, and have to go and ant fire control officer "and just behind his desk hangs Archibald Willard's "The Spirit of about every other dang thing," '76." Perot is a man given to national verities, and his share it with other including Protestant chaplain. surroundings reflect him. He is unlikely to buy one of The ship sailed around the Jackson Pollock's drip paintings any time soon. Abstrac- people or make a world, a broadening voyage for tions do not become him. "a simple Texas boy, but fie' "I bought 'em, because I like 'em," he says of his col- lecture of it. She soon felt bored, hemmed in by lections. Apparently, he likes the Magna Carta, too, for the Navy's system of lock-step he spent $1.5 million to buy one of the four original just did it." promotions. By 1956 he was copies. "My lawyer Tom Luce found it for me in Eng- looking for a way out, for a land. When he was getting ready to come home with it, "top-flight outfit" where he he asked me if I wanted security guards on it and all that. I said, could make some money and start a family with his new wife. 'Hell, stick it in your briefcase.' When he was at Heathrow, one He settled on IBM. And IBM-as if in cooperation with the of the guards said, 'What have you got there?' Tom said, 'The fast-developing Legend of Ross Perot-sent him to the City of Magna Carta.' Guard never missed a beat. He just said, 'That's Businessmen: Dallas, Texas. very well. Have a nice flight.' His transition from the military to IBM was nearly seamless. The patriotic part of Perot's "myth" (as he so cheerily calls it) The uniform of white shirts and blue suits, the code of behavior, developed after high school. While he was at Texarkana Junior the terrific work load-it was all Christmas ambrosia to him. College, he wrote repeatedly to his senators and congressman Being a young executive in the early computer industry was not asking for an appointment to the Naval Academy. It seemed unlike signing up with NASA a few years later. "Things were so that would never happen. But in 1949, a retiring senator was good in those days at IBM that a salesman could get rich as long reminded that he had yet to send anyone to Annapolis that year. as he didn't get drunk during the day," Perot says. "It didn't An aide remembered that a boy in Texarkana had been badger- take a miracle worker to get somewhere." ing them for an appointment for several years. Wanting as much action as possible, he approached his "Well, then, give it to him," the senator said. branch manager in Dallas, Henry Wendler, and asked to make a When Perot arrived at Annapolis, he had never seen an name for himself. "How could I forget him?" says Wendler. ocean, never been on a ship. His hair was so short that the re- "Practically on Day One, Ross marched in and said, 'Sir, I know quired military buzz-cut was redundant. Lyle Armel, who would you pay higher commissions for new business and tough ac- be his roommate for four years, was not in the least impressed. counts. So give me your toughest accounts." Perot took on a "Who is this little fella?" he asked himself. number of accounts, including Southwestern Life Insurance and It didn't take forever to find out. Perot ran for junior class Blue Cross-Blue Shield. "They gave him the dogs and he made a president with the bulldog vigor of a Chicago alderman. "He fortune," says Thomas Marquez, a colleague at IBM and now went out and saw everybody," says Armel. "He visited every one of Perot's closest associates. "Ross was the most creative square inch of that place. Once he won, he aspired to every guy they'd ever had." leadership position that was available." Perot's reelection senior "Ross made what we called 'The Hundred Percent Club' and year came at the expense of Carlisle A.H. Trost, who is now an had very high earnings for those days," Wendler says. "A lot of admiral and chief of naval operations. "I think Ross was born a the other salesmen were envious. They thought I'd given him leader and a straight-arrow," says Armel, who joined EDS after the cream of the crop. But 1 hadn't." Perot built up his territory a career in the Navy. "He was always neat, always fit. It never to such a degree that he was filling his yearly sales quota faster made sense for him to get drunk, but he wasn't prudish about it every year. In his final year at IBM he filled it by January 19th. when someone else did." But IBM would not let him earn more commissions. "They cut APRIL 12. 1987 29 my territory and I had nothing to do," says Perot. "I fig- your personal life and out- Perot ured I'd go to the YMCA and swim a little during the look-if you could accept that, day. A few times I had my trunks rolled up in a towel on you can be part of it. To a lot of part of the ber is in 1 my desk. The boys in the office thought that was some- people, EDS means uniformity, tified. If S4 a stifling life. But to a lot of thing." One en To keep busy. Perot offered, "like a fool," to cut his technical people, it's the cat's meow." Tom Peters, author of to be put commissions. "I was just bluffing," he says, "but they "I've' always surance. took me up on it." In the meantime, Perot tried to sell In Search of Excellence, a best- IBM on the idea of a service branch. In those days, figured there Sharek W selling book on corporate cul- dent and many companies bought huge computer systems with- tures, once remarked of EDS: must be some facility po out the slightest clue of how to use them or of how long "You say the 'Pledge of Alle- Recently, the technology would last. They just knew that to get secretary there at giance' every three minutes, culture of ahead, they needed hardware. Perot proposed that IBM then charge up the hill. not only sell hardware, but also provide the customized the White House They're like the Marine Corps. probably been a GN software and a staff to help operate the new, mysterious Heck, they are the Marine In the machines. IBM-blue, gray and getting a bit fat-said who stays from Corps." the feder Even while Perot dismisses no. 1965, Pe Perot was looking for the door. "It was the old story," administration to the idea of a military, dictato- states to he says. "If I had stayed in the Navy, I probably would rial shop-"You should see the administration, breakthr have retired as a captain because I would have been too fights we have!"-he has sure- ica's firs controversial. I would have been too direct. If I'd stayed and when someone ly cultivated a homogeneous, $68,000 at IBM, I'd be somewhere in middle management get- Spartan environment. The ing to has ting in trouble and being asked to take early retirement. says, 'Where are EDS buildings are guarded by now had When I got up to the bite-your-tongue level, that's when fences and barbed wire and sit ployes, a I would have gotten in trouble." we going to get in the middle of a nine-hole golf $1.5 mill At about that time, Perot went to get his hair cut. course. When you drive to the ment ban While waiting for the barber, he found wisdom in the money in the gates of EDS on Forest Lane in On Se Reader's Digest. His eyes fell on a line from Thoreau's north Dallas, an armed guard middle of the Perot Wa paean to ascetic self-reliance, Walden: "The mass of wearing sunglasses, a white down: "It men lead lives of quiet desperation." In school, Perot night?' she says, button-down shirt, rep tie, "Ross su had been drilled in American literature "by the beauti- gray slacks and a pistol waves wedding fully educated women" who taught him. But no line, he 'Call Perot.' I'm you over to the side of the road. In the lobby, a carved single gr says, had ever struck him so deeply. There it was, a Scout." little filler quote on the bottom of a page, a revelation in not sure, but I eagle holds dominion. There fastest II agate type. Vintage Perot: at once grand (Thoreau) and are eagles all over the place; it populist (Reader's Digest). think it's Fawn bought I is the company bird. joints. T "At that moment," Perot says, "I got the idea for Behind all the trappings and Hall's mother. only a pir EDS." symbolism, there is a definite he belon substance to Perot's culture. If North D DOUBT-THE SORT OF DOUBT THAT PLAGUED HIM IN you work for it, it works for system the weeks preceding his trip to the barber - was hardly part of you. In the early days, Perot worried that his people were not Perot ch his makeup. Not for long, anyway. When he began writing out seeing their families enough; he gave each family stock now not be a the plans for EDS in 1962 (on a legal pad, at the kitchen table), worth $250,000. Unions never took root at EDS. "I'm all for Indee he did it with rapid assurance. Drawing on the institutions that unions, but we don't need 'em," says Perot. End of discussion. $16.50 made him, Perot created not only a company, but a culture. His When a delegation of Japanese executives visited a number of holding men would dress like IBMers, behave like the finest Midship- American corporations, they told Perot that his was by far the $1.5 bill men, treat one another like members of a big Texarkana family. most Japanese. Perot took it as high praise. "There's a sign over "The pri "Simple and straight," he says. "We clearly codified what EDS the gate of Toyota City and it says, 'Every worker is a broth- Perot. "I is, what an EDSer is. Everything is just nailed down as succinct- er,' says Perot. "That's EDS." stock ph ly as possible. I want people who are smart, tough, self-reliant, Mort Meyerson, who is Perot's closest associate and now million 0 have a history of success since childhood, a history of being the reportedly worth more than $100 million, left his job as a com- New You best at what they've done, people who love to win." puter programmer for Bell Helicopter in 1966 to come to EDS "Peop Image was important because Perot was no longer selling the as a trainee. Soon he discovered what a strange place he had sorry for most famous equipment in the world. In fact, he was not selling joined. what did equipment at all. Ross Perot was selling his people. Soon "I was practically living in the computer center working on By 19 EDSers would be described as the blue-suited shock troops of some Medicare and Medicaid accounts," Meyerson says. "My by both the industry. Green Berets, Delta Force, computer commandos. wife and I had an infant boy and I happened to have off one Sat- millions The military analogy is appropriate. In the years to come, Perot urday. My wife was doing some work in the kitchen and, some- the bigg hired dozens of veterans. As EDS grew, as its burgeoning staff how, she managed to get a little bit of Drano in her eye. It was "A gigan took root in the computer rooms of more and more companies, horrible. Her eye was actually foaming it was so bad. I put the losing $: its image became law. Strict rules of dress. No beards, no mus- baby under one arm and took my wife to the hospital. Ross was "Perot n taches. Employes were given a "code of conduct." Follow it, or there in an instant. The next day he found out who the best pen but be gone. Perot's "clones" his people were called. ophthalmologist in the country was for that sort of injury, he Quist. "R So encompassing was Perot's EDS that Esquire would later rented a Lear jet and flew her to Johns Hopkins. It probably it." call it "the New Feudal Future." Osman Eralp, an analyst at saved her eye. Remember, I wasn't an executive, just a begin- the investment bank of Hambrecht & Quist, says, "If you play ner, and here he was, going to the limit for me and my wife. LIKE AN by Ross' rules you could be happy in EDS. Long hours, total Imagine what I felt for that man. Imagine the loyalty. I would road. And commitment, making sure your professional life became part of have walked through a wall for him." and polit 30 THE WASHINGTON POST MAGAZINE PHOTOGRAPH and out- cept that, Perot made that sort of loyalty almost official, an intrinsic investment bankers as kids "who think they're God's chosen To a lot of part of the culture. "Any time an EDSer or an EDS family mem- people." He describes the entrepreneurial life as a "mission, and informity, ber is in trouble, 24 hours a day. seven days a week, we're no- the mission is to create jobs." Of the Japanese electronics rev- ) a lot of tified. If something happens, it's a five-alarm alert." olution, he says, "It used to be that if your parents gave you an the cat's One employe, a product manager, was in a car crash and had orange for Christmas, you knew they still loved you. But if they author of to be put in a body cast. His medical bills far exceeded his in- gave you a Japanese toy, you wondered. Now they make the re, a best- surance. EDS paid the difference. An employe named Steve best stuff in the world. Just take a look around your house." The Sharek was on vacation in the Mediterranean. He had an acci- crowd loves it. orate cul- I of EDS: dent and is now a paraplegic. Perot got him to the best medical After the applause dies, he walks down a concrete tunnel to a facility possible, and made sure his finances were taken care of. press conference. In a brief session, he compares the "cowboy e of Alle- minutes, Recently, Sharek heard about Perot's battle with the corporate operations" of the National Security Council to the behavior "of the hill. culture of General Motors. In a letter to Perot, he wrote, "I'd a banana republic." Outside the door, the autograph seekers ne Corps. probably be lying on or six feet under that Cypriot beach if I'd wait for him. Three women wearing identical blue business Marine been a GM employe." suits, white blouses and flouncy red ribbons press their copies In the meantime, the company's value skyrocketed. When of On Wings of Eagles into Perot's hands. dismisses the federal government passed medical insurance legislation in "You gals want 'em inscribed?" he says. dictato- 1965, Perot won contracts with state Medicaid programs in 11 "Sher doovou!" Id see the states to develop a computerized oilling system. "That was the Perot signs his name (with no "H.") in broad, bulgy strokes: has sure- breakthrough," he says. Ramparts magazine called him "Amer- Before he can get to the door, a horsy-looking man presses ica's first welfare billionaire." Perot kept his own salary at his card into Perot's hand and asks a favor so obscure and so geneous, nt. The $68,000 but his holdings in EDS were obviously a fortune wait- rushed that no one can possibly understand it. Perot shrugs: "I arded by ing to happen. As John Brooks WIULE in The vote Years, "Perot don't know what it is, but people have this compulsion to talk to re and sit now had 23 contracts for computer systems. 323 full-time till* me. What is it? You got any ideas?" ployes, about $10 million in assets, annual net protits of over He knows. Perot knows it's his role as rescuer-Perot as -hole golf ive to the $1.5 million, and a growth curve so fantastic as to make invest- Liberator. ment bankers' mouths water." He first earned the reputation in 1969 when Henry Kissinger st Lane in ed guard On September 12, 1968, EDS wellt public Overnight, Ross called him to the White House and, according to Perot, said, "Ross, our intelligence reports say that half our POWs in Viet- a white Perot was worth $350 million. And yet no nakes sure " Play it rep tie, down: "It was like getting by a comet HIS sister Belle says. name will die of brutality or neglect before the war is over. We tol waves "Ross sure didn't mind getting rich, out you Know, after ms le of the wedding or the birth of his children, 1 think I know what WaS the a carved single greatest day in Ross' life. Simple. The day he made Eagle Scout." Almost from the moment Perol became known as the n. There e place; it fastest richest Texan," myths grew up amound nis modesty He bought his suits at K mail. He ate all nis meals M. barbecue pings and joints. The family had, no servants. His chilaren would inherit a definite only a pittance. To the contrary, his suits are of the finest cloth, culture. If he belongs to some of the toniest clubs in Dallas, the house in works for North Dallas is well-staffed and possessed of a tight security were not system and a full gymnasium, and no one should expect the tock now Perot children to know anything other than wealth. Perol may 'm all for not be a glutton, but he is no monk, either. iscussion. Indeed, his wealth kept growing. EDS stock had opened at number of $16.50 a share. By 1970, it was selling for $160. Perot was by far the holding more than nine million shares, making him worth nearly sign over $1.5 billion. The numbers on the market were going crazy. a broth- "The price was way higher than it should have been," says Perot. "It was a fool's game." Suddenly the game ended. EDS and now stock plunged, and in seven hours, Ross Perot had lost $450 million on paper, the largest single-day loss in the history of the as a com- e to EDS New York Stock Exchange. ce he had "People ask me what 1 felt," he says. "Money is strange. I felt sorry for the little investors who got taken to the cleaners. But orking on what did I feel for myself? I felt nothing." says. "My By 1971, Perot felt he could do almost anything. Motivated if one Sat- by both good will and the chance of big protits, Perot invested nd, some- millions in an attempt to save DuPont Glore Forgan Inc., one of ye. It was the biggest brokerage houses on Wall Street from bankruptcy. I put the "A gigantic gamble," he says. He rolled the dice and ended up Ross was losing $70 million, an awful failure. It was his biggest failure. , the best "Perot moved in, saw the opportunity to make big things hap- injury, he pen but it turned bad," says analyst Eralp of Hambrecht & 1 probably Quist. "But it was just too big and it bombed. He found his lim- it." st a begin- 1 my wife. y. I would LIKE ANY ROCK 'N' ROLLER, PERO1 AKES THE SHOW ON THE road. And a marvelous show it is. In a speech to business people Perot tried to embarrass the North Vietnamese with his Christmas and politicos at North Carolina State University, he rips young mission for the POWs. PHOTOGRAPH BY DENNIS BRACK/BLACK STAR APRIL 12, 1987 31 have to do something about it, but we can't do it ourselves. Can my wife and the second to call you.' Perot's critics said that any charges you help us?" Perot said he would. His contact at the White the mission had done at least as much for him as for the PQWs. Haig; he call House for the project was Alexander Haig. "We knew he was The following year, Perot read about the exploits of Army every agenc passionate about what was happening to the boys," says Haig. Col. Arthur (Bull) Simons. Simons and a team of commandos but precious had raided the Son Tay prison camp outside Hanoi hoping to Once mor "We knew he had something to offer more than just money." The specific plan was left to Perot. "I spent a lot of time with rescue POWs. Although the mission failed-the camp had been would assen an EDS trainee named Tom Neurer reading stacks of Commu- abandoned-Perot went to Fort Bragg, North Carolina, to con- a rescue. Ja nist literature," he says. "Communists write a lot of literature, gratulate Simons anyway. hardly refus When the POWs returned home from Vietnam, Perot fi- son was dy you know." Perot's guileless sense of symbol and myth and nanced a ticker tape parade for the Son Tay raiders in San ferred to a emotion served him-well. This time Christmas was his tool, his wedge. For $1.5 million, Perot rented two Braniff 707s and Francisco. Nixon's chief of staff, H.R. Haldeman, wanted the after, Cobu crammed them with letters from home, medicine and 1,400 parade to wait until after a White House reception. "That guy needed him canned yule dinners. Although the North Vietnamese would was your classic instance of someone who got to where he was shine Boys, never accept such a shipment, Perot managed a remarkable because he was good at-blowing up balloons in the campaign," at Perot's Perot says. "I told him, 'Look, the guys want this. I'm just pay- vine in Dall public relations victory, arranging public confrontations and press conferences all over Southeast Asia. In Laos, Perot stood ing for it.' He said if we went through with it there could be no Later Pt outside the North Vietnamese embassy shouting into a bull- military bands. Imagine! I told him, 'Fine, we'll get every high security m: horn: "Let us have our men!" He was either a surprisingly ef- school band we can find. But when the subject of why we didn't of foreign P fective Quixote or a masterful self-promoter, depending on your have military bands comes up, I'll let them know about our little comes pret point of view. "He was amazing," says Haig. conversation.' Guess what? We got the military bands." state Cyru The prisoners never had their Christmas dinner, of course, Simons could not have been more impressed with this little quite frank "But wh: but after the war many POWS reported that in the camps they computer jock from Dallas. In 1973, Perot says, he sent Simons had heard about Perot's mission. Eventually, the North Viet- back to Laos to look for POWs. "Simons said they were there," tried the namese allowed more mail, and some POWs reported that their Perot says, "but there wasn't much he could do about it." through the overall treatment had improved. They finally felt they had not Perot and Simons would next work together in 1979. Two bail, which been forgotten, at least not by a Dallas billionaire. "When one EDS executives working in Tehran, Paul Chiapparone and Bill and they fill POW got back, I heard from him right away," says Perot. "He Gaylord, were arrested by Iranian police and thrown in jail- to lose the said, "They told me I've got two phone calls. I used one to call making them the revolution's first hostages. There were never obey the 1 Where we: here and S: rules, but we felt it that simple Chiappa imum-secu Their cell of the ma: heard sou: Once in Gaylord at to hang ti; parone, wi officials let shocked th tell two et cancer at might nev lord, Perot To get "That was Simons Bastille du now. "In a and an Ira the mobs leaders, at leader. WI lice to ope one and ye prisoners. out. The g In the ran out on Hyatt hote them. Once ev was treme Americans Last year In Dallas, Prince Charles awarded Perot the Churchill medal. 32 THE WASHINGTON POST MAGAZINE PHOTOGRAPH BY DALLAS MORNING NEWS/DAVID W00 at any charges. Perot called his old contacts Kissinger and November 4, 1979. He met Haig: he called on the State Department; he called on with Pentagon and CIA officials ny every agency he could think of. He got promises, advice, to offer his advice on a rescue os but precious little help. attempt. "Ross and a whole Once more, Perot came up with his own plan: Simons team of his men came down to to would assemble a voluntary, private commando team for see me on the Sunday after the a rescue. Jay Coburn was one EDS executive who could Perot may be the hostages were taken," says hardly refuse the mission. Years before, when his infant world's first Stansfield Turner, the CIA di- son was dying, Perot made sure the child was trans- rector during the Carter ad- an ferred to a better hospital. The boy lived, and, for years populist billionaire. ministration. "He encouraged after, Coburn said he would be there any time Perot us to look at a rescue as a clan- uy needed him. He joined the team. Known as "The Sun- People meet him destine operation rather than a as shine Boys," they trained for their adventure in Tehran brute, military one." Perot says at Perot's weekend house on the shores of Lake Grape- in the street, he sent two of his business as- sociates back to Tehran: "We vine in Dallas. Later Perot would be criticized for taking national straighten up and put the intelligence on the no security matters into his own hands. "The privatization say, "Keep it up!" ground. But by the end of De- of foreign policy is a dangerous matter, and I think Perot cember we felt so strongly that comes pretty close to the line," says former secretary of Or "Give 'em hell, the rescue plan wouldn't work, state Cyrus Vance. "I was troubled by that mission, that we pulled out." Perot says quite frankly." Ross!" he also tried to talk directly to "But what else were we left with?" Perot insists. "We President Carter, but he could tried the government. No luck. We tried to work never get through. "I was told through the Iranian legal system. Hah! We even tried to pay by two senior guys in the administration that he was in no shape bail, which was nothing more than a ransom. It was $12 million to talk to me. I wanted to tell him that this thing wasn't being vo and they finally refused it. Everything failed. I was either going planned with the right intensity." to lose the guys or try something. Now they say you should After Carter's rescue attempt failed dismally in the desert, obey the law. Whose laws? The law of Iran in a revolution? the public could not help comparing images: Perot's triumphant Where were the laws? There were none. Everybody sits over "Sunshine Boys" and Carter's twisted helicopters. But Zbigniew here and says why don't we go by the Marquess of Queensberry Brzezinski, who was assistant to the president for national rules, but it didn't play over there We took the risk because security affairs during the Carter administration, finds the we felt it was wrong to leave two innocent men behind. It was comparisons specious. "I don't remember him sending intelli- that simple. It was the principle." gence people to Iran, but I know we spoke to him, and it was Chiapparone and Gaylord were locked up in a forbidding max- clear to everyone that the two situations were completely dif- imum-security prison, a fortress with steel doors and towers. ferent." Their cell was near a mental ward, and they heard the screams At EDS, employes understood the rescue mission as an ex- of the mad in the middle of the night. From the streets they tension of the culture, almost a given. "After everything you've heard sounds of gunfire and revolution. heard about Ross and EDS and the loyalty there, well, hell, I Once in Tehran, Perot managed to get permission to see could have told you he would have gone to Iran," says Mort Gaylord and Chiapparone. "The key thing then was to tell them Meyerson. Over the next two years, the public relations depart- to hang tight and that we'd get them out," says Perot. Chiap- ment at EDS got many proposals from authors wanting to write parone, who is still with EDS, remembers the day that Iranian about the rescue mission. Perot arranged to meet the best-sell- officials let Perot visit him and Gaylord in jail. "I was absolutely ing spy novelist Ken Follett. shocked that Ross would travel halfway around the world just to At first Follett found it "a bit difficult to get over Perot's per- tell two employes that he cared. What's more, his mother had sonal magnetism." And, after he began researching the book, he cancer at the time and he came to Tehran knowing that he soon discovered what it was to doubt his subject. "If Ross is might never see her again." After sèeing Chiapparone and Gay- telling a funny story, he'll cheerfully alter the facts to make it lord, Perot flew back to Dallas, leaving Simons to improvise. funnier," says Follett from his estate in Surrey. "I made it clear "To get us out, Simons needed a trick," says Chiapparone. that I wanted the plain facts. I was checking a story on the "That was the only way." phone with someone and I said, 'Well, you know how Ross ex- Simons had read how the French opened the gates of the aggerates A passing remark, but it got back to him, and he Bastille during the Revolution. "We figured on it," says Perot said, "I don't want you going around this town telling people I now. "In a revolution, someone always opens the jails. Simons exaggerate. I have a relationship with the people of Dallas and and an Iranian employe of ours named Rashid spent time with this country and it means more than this book.' Well. It was the mobs outside the jail. They discovered that the mobs had rather like a blast of icy wind that blows into the room when leaders, and so Rashid formed a mob of his own and became a someone opens the door. We are very good friends but I did see leader. When the right moment came, he paid off the local po- a glimpse of that tough side of him." lice to open up the magazine. Rashid threw weapons to every- Not everyone adored On Wings of Eagles. "From what I one and yelled, 'It's up to us revolutionaries to free the political know of it, it's a bit of an exaggeration," says Cyrus Vance. prisoners.' Rashid got the key and everyone started streaming "The Sunshine Boys" say it was fact. One way or another, On out. The guards refused to shoot at their own people." Wings of Eagles made millions for Follett. It codified the legend In the chaos, Gaylord and Chiapparone jumped the wall and of H. Ross Perot. ran out onto the streets of Tehran. They hitched a ride to the Hyatt hotel where Perot had said Simons would be waiting for THE FIRST TIME HE EVER HEARD THE NAME OLIVER NORTH, them. Perot says, he was eating dinner at the Old Warsaw restaurant Once everyone was safely back in Dallas, the news coverage in Dallas. It was December 1981. North called him there and was tremendous. The story got even more attention when 52 asked if Perot would be willing to help the government in a Americans were imprisoned in the U.S. Embassy in Tehran on continued on page 62 APRIL 12, 1987 33 W00 Free Travel Brochures H. ROSS PEROT VIRGINIA Lewis continued from page 33 matter of grave importance. For the time does it all. being, he kept the matter vague. "Ollie just called me up out of the blue," says Perot. "I've always figured there must be some secretary there at the White House who stays from administration to admin- istration, and when someone says, 'Where are we going to get money in the middle of the night?' she says, 'Call Perot.' I'm not sure, but I think it's Fawn Hall's mother. She's been there since the days of Kissinger." CLASSIC POOL Days later, Perot got a call at three in 36 the morning from one of the Joint Chiefs THE HOME AD Enjoy Virginia Brach Go for the the beauty of the Alleghany grand times the surny sandy Mountains Goll on three teaches the night life and the wanting to know if he could deliver courses tennis swemming STREET relaxation of the beach norseback ricing, lishing Lovers beach $500,000 in an hour to Italy as ransom events own Spa for Brig. Gen. James L. Dozier, who had been kidnapped by the Red Brigade ter- rorist group. Perot agreed, and kept in VIRGINIA WEST VIRGINIA close contact with Defense and State De- partment officials. During one phone call WILLAMSBURGVA from a high-ranking government official, WATER COOLFONT he remembers thinking, 'I don't even know who he is.' It could have been any- COUNTRY one on the phone saying he was an assist- NATURAL POOL USA ant secretary. I often think of that. I say, 'These guys ought to have some kind of ID or something.' "Anyway, the guy said, 'Look, noth- ing's working. Could you put together a team to break him out?' I said, 'I'll think Herbeley about it. I'm flying to Dallas, and I'll call West Virginia you when I get there.' For three hours, I sat on the plane and thought, 'How am I going to tell him what a terrible idea it 38 39 was?' When he landed in Dallas, Perot Water Country USA-Wd. ALMOST HEAVEN turned on his car radio and heard the hamsburg Virginia This Fa. COOLFONT RESORT. just a may Water Park features 40 leisurely 140 hour drive from acres of water rides shdes DC Unspoiled natural beau- news: Italian police had freed Dozier. 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If you were is," Brzezinski says of Perot. "There are in my situation and someone called you up at three in the morning and you could all sorts of people who like to see them- selves as actors on the great world stage. save a guy's life by writing a check that Armand Hammer, for example. They're the Credit Suisse Bank of Switzerland. didn't mean anything to you, you'd do it, often self-promoters. Usually they're not North then changed his mind, directing right? Sure you would. If someone said, harmful or pains in the neck, so long as Perot to bring the money instead by cou- well, go outside and pick a flower and you they don't do any damage. They're never rier to Cyprus. "I sent one of my most can save someone's life, you'd say sure. shy. I'm always more impressed by peo- trusted EDS associates," Perot says. Now I say if these guys ever call me again ple who are praised by others rather than "There was supposed to be a rendezvous for anything, I'm going to want a joint somewhere at sea-cash for hostages- resolution from Congress, a note from the praise themselves. I've seen [Perot] on TV. He's no wallflower, that's for sure." but after five days, no one showed up. It president and a legal opinion from the Others, such as Stansfield Turner, view came to nothing." chief justice. Then I'll start to think about Perot's involvement in foreign policy as Before the Iran-contra scandal hit the it." "having nothing at all to do with self- papers, Perot took each request "on the Perot acknowledges the arguments interest: In my experience, he acts as a merits," acting on some, rejecting others. against ransoming hostages, but he patriot." The cartoon version of Perot is, he ad- elects, as usual, to act. "It's kind of hard In 1984, Perot says, North called him mits, "as some kind of right-wing nut," to get up in the middle of the night and to help ransom the captured Beirut CIA and yet his decisions often break out of cough up some money for these preach- station chief, William Buckley. That mis- the hard-right mold. When North asked ers and college professors who just won't sion failed, too, and it was learned later Perot for money for the contras, Perot come home. But, in the final analysis, that the terrorists had killed Buckley. "It's says he balked, citing the "lessons of Viet- they're human beings I don't spend a like fishing," Perot says. "You try and try nam: You first commit the nation before lot of time brooding over the philosophical and try and you're either lucky or you're you commit the troops." meanings of this whole thing. I guess not." At first, he says, the calls from North we're back to you are what you're taught The White House called again. On De- seemed to be simply an extension of pre- to be. I really may know better, and yet, I cember 2, 1986, the day after General vious calls from the White House. "Ollie feel, by God, this is my government." Motors paid Perot $700 million to give up was just a nice guy from the NSC," says Perot says "we haven't seen the tip of the rest of his GM stock and stop criti- Perot. "In my mind it was just like Haig or the iceberg on this thing." To him, the cizing them, The Washington Post re- Brzezinski a few years earlier, just anoth- Iran-contra scandal is the ultimate "squir- vealed that North, in an effort to free oth- er nice guy, handpicked, carefully chosen. relly" affair: "See I think Ollie is almost er American hostages in Beirut, had A guy calls you at three in the morning, an amateur in all this. 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On one "Those characters are all patriots in Regan on the POW-MIA issue. The issue side of the box, a toy soldier shoots his their own minds. The True Path is in has been Perot's obsession since 1969. submachine gun; on the other, an Amer- their heads. Their purpose in life is to With full security clearance, he has spent ican flag flutters in the air-conditioned save the country from the rest of us. days with Pentagon and CIA files. Perot is wind. The house lights dim. Perot walks Now, once a guy gets that in his head, get convinced there are still American pris- down the center aisle flanked by two uni- out of the way. If you went into covert oners in Vietnam. He doesn't know how formed combat soldiers. The guests activity and went into the field for years, many, and, in a sense, doesn't care. Once stand, cheer and rattle their bangles. well, you have no family life, no friends, more, Ross Perot is on a rescue mission. With the spotlight shining in his face, the only people you had contact with were Once more he is the Liberator. "I don't Perot waves to the crowd like MacArthur on the other side. You're an old man as a care if it's one guy. One guy. You don't come ashore at Inchon. In homage to young man in that business. Talk about a sell your people out. You save them." Perot's controversial $700 million split recipe for instability. There it is. What do with GM, the band plays a furious version you do with these guys once you get them JEFF, A HOTEL CLERK, SITS ON THE of "Take This Job and Shove It." wound up and programmed? How do you hors d'oeuvres table handcuffed to a jail The soldiers escort him to a makeshift shut them up in a free society? I guess in door. He's shucked his Dallas Hyatt hotel throne on the stage. The theme is simple: a totalitarian society you'd just put them uniform for prisoner's fatigues and jungle Perot as Liberator. The set decorations away." paint to be a centerpiece, a military vari- are a dark dungeon cell and an angry- Perot resigned from the President's ation on the chopped-liver Bible or the looking banner behind him written in Ara- Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board last carved-ice swan. "It's a job," Jeff says, bic. The applause gets louder and louder. year, sources say, out of sheer frustration eyeing the distant celery stalks. "I do In Perot the audience sees not merely and boredom, and he has been deeply crit- what they tell me to do." He hardly money beyond reckoning, but also inde- ical of the Reagan administration's han- moves, the better not to slip a jackboot pendence, patriotism, a Will Rogers sort dling of the Iran-contra scandal, but he into the radish bowl. Only a few of the of wisdom. At one table a woman can no can hardly avoid politics and the issues hundreds of guests who approach the ta- longer contain herself. "Run, Ross! Run that engage him most. One afternoon dur- ble to dunk their carrots in the dip stop to for president!" she shouts. ing our interviews, Perot flew north in his ask Jeff just what he is doing in such a And at that moment the band invites a Learjet to Washington. A limousine pose. "I'm here honoring H. Ross Perot," local singer to lead the crowd iha chorus dropped him off at the northwest gate of he says. "If I were real, he'd set me free, I of the crowd's favorite Carter-era an- the White House. "Got to see some peo- guess. That's what they tell me." them: Our semi-annual stem sale save on lasting beauty You've always loved flowers around the house. These delicate silky floral stems capture the beauty of nature in life-like detail. Fashion your own bouquet or have our expert floral designers style an arrangement just for you. Choose from an exciting selection of spring stems. By Corham and Dark Silks. Reg. 2.00-23.00, 1.50-17.25 Gifts H. 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