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Originally Processed With FOIA(s): FOIA Number: S FOIA MARKER This is not a textual record. This is used as an administrative marker by the George Bush Presidential Library Staff. Record Group/Collection: George H.W. Bush Presidential Records Collection/Office of Origin: Speechwriting, White House Office of Series: Snow, Tony, Files Subseries: Subject File, 1988-1993 OA/ID Number: 13895 Folder ID Number: 13895-014 Folder Title: [Magazines] [1] Stack: Row: Section: Shelf: Position: G 18 29 2 3 PRESS AND BOOKS NEW "This is a well-documented, well-balanced read. The warts are there, but so are Hoffa's HOL redeeming qualities.' - Ralph Orr, Retired Labor Writer, Detroit Free Press HOFFA Arthur A.Sloane Arthur Sloane first met Jimmy Hoffa in 1962. Now, nearly three decades president of a corrupt and overly powerful Teamsters Union. To after that first encounter, Sloane has written the only comprehensive biogra- others, he was a devoted family man and a workaholic union leader, phy of the late Teamster leader, having had full access to Hoffa's family, who was both amazingly accessible to his hundreds of thousands of friends, and professional associates. truck driver constituents and hugely successful in improving working conditions for them. In fact, each of these perspectives, Sloane observes, Hoffa is a rich and colorful portrait of one of the most influential figures in is far too limited to tell the full story of this complicated man. American labor. It covers in considerable detail all the facets of Hoffa's remarkable life and death: his rise to total dominance over the largest, Arthur A. Sloane is Professor of Industrial Relations at the University strongest, and wealthiest union in American history; his near-Victorian of Delaware. personal habits; the legal problems that plagued his later years; and, of course, the shadowy events surrounding his presumed Mafia murder in 1991 - 442 pp.- 20 illus. - $24.95 1975. To many, Hoffa was a kind of latter-day Al Capone, the dictator- 0-262-19309-4 SLOHH THE MIT PRESS 55 Hayward Street Cambridge, MA 02142 CHRIS WINSTON Non-Profit Org. U.S.A. DEPUTY DIRECTOR U.S. Postage THE WHITE HOUSE OFFICE PAID If you receive multiple copies of this catalog, please 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE Permit #54518 pass them along to your librarian or colleagues. WASHINGTON DC 20500 Cambridge, MA 02142 Printed in U.S.A. recycled paper NEW NEW LIVES OF THE LAUREATES Ten Nobel Economists GAME THEORY GLOBAL WARMING Second Edition Drew Fudenberg and Jean Tirole Economic Policy Responses edited by William Breit edited by Rudiger Dornbusch and Roger W. Spencer This advanced text introduces the principles of noncooperative game theory - and James M. Poterba including strategic form games, Nash equilibria, subgame perfection, repeated A condensed and personalized history of games, and games of incomplete information - in a direct and uncomplicated style Global warming is debated largely in modern economic thought, with some of that will acquaint students with the broad spectrum of the field while highlighting environmental terms. The contributions in the most eloquent and important contribu- and explaining what they need to know this book focus instead on the economic tors to that history as guides. at any given point. The analytic mate- effects of global warming, providing an rial is accompanied by many applica- DREW FUDENBERG AND TIROLE excellent summary of current thinking on 1990-220 pp.-$17.95 tions, examples, and exercises. this important issue. They raise such 0-262-02308-3 BRELH2 Fudenberg and Tirole focus on the crucial questions as: Which countries will kinds of game theories that have been suffer the most from climate change? 25 most useful in the study of economic What economic initiatives could be ESSAYS IN HONOR OF EDMOND problems. They also include some adopted to reduce carbon dioxide emis- MALINVAUD applications to political science. The sions and chlorofluorocarbons? How will fourteen chapters are grouped in parts Game Volume 1: Microeconomics different nations fare under various that cover static games of complete Theory proposals? What are the prospects for Volume 2: Macroeconomics information, dynamic games of com- international cooperation? Volume 3: Empirical Economics plete information, static games of incomplete information, dynamic Contents: Is There a Global Warming edited by Paul Champsaur, games of incomplete information, and Problem? A. R. Solow. Economic Ap- Michel Deleau, Jean-Michel advanced topics. proaches to Greenhouse Warming, W. D. Grandmont, Roger Guesnerie, Nordhaus. Tax Policy to Combat Global Claude Henry, Jean-Jacques "Fudenberg and Tirole's text will have Warming: On Designing a Carbon Tax. J. Laffont,G Laroque, Jacques an immediate and important impact on M. Poterba. Technological Substitution Mairesse, Alain Monfort, and the way game theory is taught at the Options for Controlling Greenhouse Gas Yves Younes graduate level. Not only does it cover most of the central topics in noncooperative Emissions, D. W. Pearce. Economic game theory, it is as up to date and complete as a book in this area could hope to Responses to Climate Change: A Euro- Available for the first time in translation be." - Charles Wilson, Professor of Economics, New York University pean Perspective, E. Gerelli. Economic the thirty-four essays collected in these Responses to Global Warming/Interna- "Game Theory provides a comprehensive and precise exposition of the theory and three volumes provide English-speaking tional Burden Sharing and Coordination: the main applied topics, plus challenging exercises conveying the key ideas from a readers with an easily accessible and Prospects for Cooperative Approaches to wide literature. The treatments of dynamics and incomplete information unify substantial library of current French Global Warming, T.C. Schelling. The developments of the 1980s. This book will be a standard text and reference." economic thought, conveying the vitality International Incidence of Carbon Taxes, - Robert Wilson, Stanford University of economic theory in France today. The J. Whalley. Global Warming Initiatives: essays reflect Malinvaud's own broad The Pacific Rim, H. Uzawa. 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The authors propose rational criteria for INTERNATIONAL ECONOMICS the implications of using game theory These essays by well-known scholars selecting one uniformly perfect equilibrium to analyze interactions among national - economists, psychologists, phi- point as the solution of any noncooperative Jagdish Bhagwati monetary policymakers. Monetary losophers, and political scientists, game. And, because any cooperative game edited by Douglas A. Irwin Policy in Interdependent Economies inspired by master strategist Thomas can be remodeled as a noncooperative bar- synthesizes the pessimistic view of Schelling - present the most signifi- gaining game, their theory defines a one-point Political Economy and International Eco- sovereign policymaking that results cant recent advances in strategic solution for any cooperative game as well. nomics is the fifth volume of collected essays from the analysis of one-shot games choice theory. In activities ranging by the noted economist Jagdish Bhagwati. with the optimistic view derived from from gift giving to political wheeling "A milestone in the careers of two of the most 21 This, like his earlier books, reflects the analysis of quid pro quo strategies and dealing, men and women strive distinguished game-theorists of our genera- Bhagwati's wide range of interests and his in repeated games. Good outcomes, the ingeniously - though sometimes tion Certain to become a classic and. rare ability to combine economic theory and authors conclude, require coordination counterproductively - to secure an essential work of reference for all serious political analysis. desired outcomes. But as this book among noncooperative policymakers, game-theorists." - Hyun Song Shin, The and that sometimes policymakers must makes clear, the fundamental ques- Economic Journal Many of Bhagwati's writings provide fresh be forced to cooperate. 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Their valuation method serve many a graduate course in interna- disequilibrium real exchange rates, takes regulation, product quality, and work- offers significant advantages over those tional economics by providing a conve- up the question of why devaluations are place safety. commonly in use (such as book value of nient and well-organized single source of the most controversial policy measures in 5 assets) and can provide governments with his papers." - Andreas Savvides, poorer nations, and discusses what 1989 -710 pp.- $50.00 a reliable means of evaluating the costs The Journal of Economics determines their success or failure. 0-262-19275-6 SPURH T and benefits of reforming state-owned THE ECONOMICS OF REGULATION enterprise policies and procedures. 1988 - 488 pp. - $14.95 1989 - 383 pp. - $35.00 0-262-54060-6 DOREP 0-262- 05039-0 EDWRH Principles and Institutions Cloth - $32.50 1991-254 pp.-$29.95 0-262-04096-4 DOREH Alfred E. 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It is an unusually pean Monetary System (EMS), the sion of the principles underlying regula- in comparing Japan with the United tory theory and practice It is a classic thorough analysis that can be used to authors show how the historical experi- States in terms of economic perfor- work in the field [and] has aged strikingly make more systematic comparisons ence and economic institutions justify the mances, underlying institutions, and between markets and governments and to aversion of Europeans to exchange rate well, in large part because it focuses on government policies. Referring to 20 arrive at more intelligent choices between fluctuations. Their thorough and wide- presenting the basic principles underlying cultural factors where appropriate, Ito them. ranging empirical analysis leads them to regulation, and on the difficulties and subjects the basic facts about the conclude that nominal exchange rate options facing those charged with putting Japanese economy to modern theoretical "This book is an important step towards targets in Europe have had significant those principles into operation." - and empirical scrutiny. He concludes a fruitful approach to the theory of real effects. Telecommunications Book Review with a look at such contemporary economic policy and political action and economic issues as the Japanese distribu- it is highly recommendable as introduc- "This book, by two of the worlds leading 1988 -402 pp. - $30.00 paper tion system, Japanese asset prices, and tory reading in this field. Economic authorities on EMS, is the most compre- US-Japan trade conflicts. 0-262-61052-3 KAHEP T Notes hensive study to date of the evidence on the impact of the EMS on member Takatoshi Ito is Professor of Economics 1988-248 pp.-$10.95 paper countries The authors of this book at Hitotsubashi University's Institute of 0-262-73092-8 WOLMP are to be congratulated. Giavazzi and Economic Research in Tokyo and at the Cloth-$23.00 Giovannini help us to separate myth from University of Minnesota. 0-262-23134-4 WOLMH reality in the experience of the EMS." - Alec Chrystal, The Economic Journal Dec. 1991 - 424 pp. - $39.95 0-262-09029-5 ITOJH T 1989 - 244 pp. - $32.50 0-262-07116-9 GIALH Regulation Regulation NEW SOCIALLY RELEVANT NEW POLICY ANALYSIS INCOME DISTRIBUTION, Structuralist Computable General Equilibrium "A synthesis of twenty years' of theory on the regulation of natural monopoly presented INFLATION, AND GROWTH Models for the Developing World with exceptional clarity.' - Elizabeth E. 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Harvey A Theoretical Autopsy Olivier Blanchard, Rudiger Daniel Cohen This new edition of A. C. Harvey's clearly written, upper-level text has been revised and Dornbusch, Paul Krugman, several sections have been completely rewritten with new material on a number of Richard Layard, and This illuminating work on external debt, topics, including unit roots, ARCH, and cointegration. The Econometric Analysis of Lawrence Summers explodes many myths currently popular Time Series focuses on the statistical aspects of model building, with an emphasis on among economists, bankers, and journal- providing an understanding of the main ideas and concepts in econometrics rather than Reform in Eastern Europe provides a ists about the nature of the debt problem, presenting a series of rigorous proofs. It explores the way in which recent advances in comprehensive, accessible statement of its origins, and its cure. 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POSTREL T he President's Council on Competi- takers can't build minimills and nobody blocking a recycling requirement make tiveness isn't the most visible Wash- uses plastic packaging. America more productive? ington institution, the most glamorous, or The younger generation of liberals In part, the council's work serves even the most powerful. It's just the most talks a lot about entrepreneurship and simply to make people realize the costs- aggravating. gripes a lot about bureaucracy. Neither to real live human beings-of popular That's because a lot of Democrats (and Atari Democrats nor high-tech Republi- regulations. If preserving wetlands really certain trendy Republicans) would love cans are likely to propose wage and price benefits the public at large, as en- to claim the "competitiveness" label for controls anytime soon. Most of them vironmentalists aver, then we should all their own policies-and the council want to cut capital gains taxes. chip in to foot the bill. Sticking some keeps reminding them that it just ain't so. unlucky farmer with the tab is hardly fair. Instead of bashing the Japanese or beg- B ut these probusiness, "fiscally con- But acting as though regulation is free ging for subsidies to sunrise, sunset, or servative and socially liberal" folks (no new taxes required!) is not only un- high-noon industries, it watches out for lump certain kinds of bureaucratic over- fair, it's uncompetitive. The reason lies in new regulations, in hopes of keeping sight in with Mom, apple pie, and the what economists call opportunity cost. them at a minimum. right to have an abortion. To paraphrase This is the deceptively simple concept The council is essentially a lobbying Gordon Gekko, they're convinced that that the cost of doing something isn't just group, its only power the power of per- "green is good." the out-of-pocket dollars and cents. It's suasion-but it's persuasive enough to That's why they find the Competitive- also whatever else you didn t do. The cost give regulation lovers conniptions. "They ness Council so subversive. The council of going to a movie isn't only seven bucks can't point to a single item that has made isn't against environmental regulation for a ticket. It's also the time you didn't American industry more productive," per se, but it has a nasty habit of raising spend reading a novel or cleaning the Rep. Gerry Sikorski (D-Minn.) declared embarrassing questions. Like how the garage or visiting your mom; in fact, it's to National Journal. "What they can Clean Air Act, which supposedly con- the acts themselves-the reading, the point to is a bunch of backdoor, secret cerns clean air, came to require garbage cleaning, the visit. decisions that bailed out special inter- recycling. Or why half of California and Regulations impose not only direct ests-business interests." a lot of midwestern puddles suddenly be- costs-for lawyers, technicians, and Sikorski's rant captures the problem came "wetlands." tests-but also broader opportunity costs. facing a lot of "competitiveness" advo- The council has even advanced the Consider the plastic-film maker with a cates, particularly neoliberals. On the one heretical notion that environmental regu- hot new product. Making the new film hand, they're all for "making American lations shouldn't redistribute wealth- produces, at an intermediate stage, a industry more productive." Some, like that the government should pay people brand new compound, one that hasn't presidential candidate and former Sen. when its rules destroy the value of their passed EPA scrutiny. The compound Paul Tsongas, even welcome the "probus- property. Specifically, the council sup- never leaves the plant's property, since iness" label. Others, like Sikorski, seem ported a Senate amendment requiring it's transformed into other, approved sub- to think business is something the God- federal agencies to compensate property stances during later manufacturing father is in. But they all like "competitive- owners for regulations that reduce the stages. Satisfying the EPA takes money ness." After all, they're the people who value of their land. for tests, but more importantly it diverts made it a buzzword. If you think "competitiveness" equals the plant's best engineer from other pro- They also like regulation. They want protectionism or government-directed in- jects for a whole year. to tell industry whom to hire and when to dustrial policy, the council does seem His salary is one cost of complying fire, to dictate benefit packages and way out of line. What, after all, does with the regulations. 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Teasley all conditions might well be unreason- Contributing Editors Jacob Sullum's "Gun-Shy Judges" (May) able. So would licensing and registration Doug Bandow Tom Bethell does both me and the ACLU a disservice schemes that invaded privacy or enforce- James Bovard David Brudnoy by quoting my remarks out of context and ment methods that resulted in illegal Greg Costikyan Steven Hayward Thomas W. Hazlett David R. Henderson therefore misrepresenting what I told him searches. The ACLU would likely support T. A. Heppenheimer John Hood in an interview several months ago. Mr. challenges to any such unreasonable re- Loren E. Lomasky Michael McMenamin Sullum also incorrectly suggested that strictions. But the Brady Bill raises no such Steven W. Mosher Stanton Peele Thomas Szasz William Tucker my views contradicted the ACLU policy issues, which is why the ACLU has not Paul H. Weaver Walter E. Williams on the subject of the Second Amendment. objected to it on constitutional grounds. 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If one believes that the Sec- New York, NY Manuel S. Klausner, Tibor R. Machan, ond Amendment provides an individual Robert W. Poole, Jr. right to bear arms sufficient to resist a REASON is published by the Reason Foundation, a modern government, then it must protect 501(c)(3) nonprofit educational foundation. Contri- not only the right to possess handguns, butions to the Reason Foundation are High Fidelity tax-deductible. Signed articles in but also the right to possess bazookas, REASON reflect the views of the torpedoes, rocket-launchers, tanks, mis- There were two considerations skipped authors and do not necessarily Audit Bureau siles, and the like. And indeed, the Second over by Thomas Donlan's article on represent, those of the editors, the of Circulations Reason Foundation, or its trustees. Member Amendment draws no distinctions among HDTV ("The Sharper Image," June). types of weapons. But most advocates of First, HDTV as currently developed is Reason Foundation the right to bear arms concede that the a very short-range interim technology. It Trustees: Bernard Baltic, Frank Bond, Second Amendment does not prohibit the would be a serious error to encourage a Joseph E. Coberly, Richard J. Dennis, Richard Fink, Neal Goldman, Tony government from banning private owner- lot of capital investment in such a system. Jackson, Manuel S. Klausner, David H. Koch, Robert W. Poole, Jr., Walter E. ship of such weapons. Digital information transmission, includ- Williams Once we concede the constitutionality ing digital television, is (or should be) President: Robert W. Poole, Jr. of government bans on some weapons, very close to implementation. Senior Vice President: Bryan E. Snyder we are not talking any longer about We seem to be stuck with a limited Vice President, Research: Lynn Scarlett whether the government may restrict spectrum. Digital technology seems to Director of Public Affairs: Kevin D. Teasley weapons but rather what constitutes a offer the best shot at data-compression Director of Educational Programs: Greg Rehmke reasonable restriction. If the Second schemes and will fit admirably with Policy Analyst: David Haarmeyer Public Affairs Assistant: Mario E. Clemente Amendment provides no basis for such direct laser transmission and the coming Office Manager: Donna Lee Braunstein distinctions, as it does not, then it is up to fiber-optic information channels. We Bookkeeper: Ellen Baker the legislature. should get moving in this direction Research Fellow: John R. Guardiano The ACLU does not believe that the rapidly. A good libertarian question is, Bookkeeping Assistant: Mike Griffin Second Amendment provides individuals Who or what will control these new infor- Volunteers: Anthony Brown, Mark Lewis, with an unlimited constitutional right to mation carriers? I suspect another gov- Larry Leathers, Eric Lund, Steve Marczeski, Kirstin Simonson, Timothy Wright possess any and all weapons; we there- ernment agency is in the offing. Legal Adviser: Don Franzen fore believe that legislatures may adopt As to Mr. Donlan's concerns about the 8 reason OCTOBER 1991 LETTERS Introducing an exotic new bureaucracy slowing down Japan's entry, I say good for them! That's precisely what the Japanese have been doing to U.S. financial language: imports there for many years. Ted Parker Camarillo, CA English. THOMAS DONLAN'S OTHERWISE fine article contains a few technical errors I hope his book does not have. First, the NTSC television picture is Every issue of The panion was explaining that encoded via amplitude modulation (vary- ing signal strength) but the sound is, in Capitalist's Companion stocks were done going comes with the following down. fact, frequency-modulated (varying sig- guarantee: it will contain no We won't always be right, nal frequency). Second, TV stations do jargon; it will contain no of course. But we'll always not broadcast at 6 Megahertz (MHz) as Mr. Donlan implies. They are allotted a platitudes; and it won't use be skeptical. And we'll give channel which has a width of 6 MHz, but "impact" as a verb. you a viewpoint you won't The Companion looks at get from your broker. Or they transmit at much higher frequency politics and the from the networks or (for instance, channel 17 is the band 488 markets from life's the financial press. MHz to 494 MHz). bleacher seats. Its What's more, we One other note: The American elec- editors aren't won't leave our sense tronics industry, when left to its own de- beltway insiders. of humor in the coat vices, has done a pretty good job of They come from the closet when we sit setting expansive, future-oriented stan- trading floors and down to write. dards. 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The NHK system at 30 megahertz is not the an- OCTOBER 1991 reason 9 "a splendid job!" LETTERS MILTON FRIEDMAN Nobel Laureate swer-it's late '70s technology. Using it as an intermediate system would surely AMERICA'S kill HDTV; remember what competing SCHOOLS Disaster Relief Rebuilding Rebuilding formats did to quadriphonic hi-fi and ste- reo AM radio? American entrepreneurs, Martin Morse Wooster demonstrates re- who continue to lead the world in high- markable disregard for both facts and rea- end audio, could also in high-end video, sonable interpretations in his June if they were allowed to build the highest column ("Eco-Logic"), in which he holds quality system possible. No, the problem me up as a purported example of an anti- isn't the medium, it's the message. capitalist environmental extremist. In ac- HDTV's real market is pay TV. A truly tuality, I am the author of a book, Freedom high-quality wide-aspect picture would Comes from Human Beings, which advo- REBUILDING enhance premium movies, sports events, cates free-enterprise solutions for many AMERICA'S SCHOOLS: travelogues, and nature documentaries. It environmental problems, I advanced the Vouchers, Credits, and would find many customers in cable and same arguments in the 1981 Environmen- Privatization satellite viewers who have already dem- tal Action symposium on the direction edited by Joseph and Diane Bast onstrated their willingness to invest in environmentalism should take during the good video. HDTV is not going to wow 1980s; spent much of 1975-77 ghostwrit- consumers, however, into spending ing a major treatise on capitalism for a "The best piece of work done so kilobucks on hardware to watch game former adviser to Ronald Reagan; and far in a very, very usable form. shows, talk shows, sitcoms, or news and was Canadian correspondent to the now- weather in wide aspect. defunct Libertarian Press Service, 1977- CARL FYNBOE The answer seems simple: a dual tele- 1980. Over the past decade, my articles Washington Federation vision system, each serving different pro- for both environmental publications and of Independent Schools gramming needs. AM radio remains general circulation magazines and news- healthy despite FM. It offers talk shows, papers have repeatedly spotlighted "A major triumph for The news, and golden oldies while FM han- successful private initiatives to clean up Heartland Institute!" dles high-fidelity stereo music. Likewise, pollution, protect animals, and safeguard premium HDTV channels would not in- habitat. Far from "reaching eco-Arma- EDWARD CRANE terfere with the market for the majority of geddon," one of my most important re- Cato Institute NTSC terrestrial programming. The curring themes has been refuting masses could still watch network and doomsday scenarios, pointing out that we a splendid contribution, local broadcasts on inexpensive hard- are not "killing" our habitat so much as theoretically sound, rhetorically ware while videophiles could watch pre- changing it with frequently reckless dis- convincing, with many practical mium programming on the best television regard of the long-term consequences, insights and legislative models." system in the world. including economic consequences. HERBERT J. 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COLLEGE must necessarily diagnose anyone who 16 reason OCTOBER 1991 THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL DEFENSE OF LIBERTY EVER PUBLISHED - NOW BACK IN PRINT! "Looking through Block's book made me feel DEFENDING that I was once more exposed to shock therapy THE by which Mises converted me to a consistent UNDEFENDABLE free market position. Even now I am occasionally incredulous and feel that 'this is The Pimp, Prostitute, Scab, Slumlord, Libeler, Moneylender, and Other Scapegoats in the going too far,' but usually Block is right." Rogue's Gallery of American Society - F.A. von HAYEK WALTER BLOCK "Startling and illuminating! Block's lucid defenses often convince; sometimes they lead us to sharpen our attack. In either case, the reader a cannot fail to be instructed and challenged by III this mind-stretching, provocative, and occasionally infuriating book." "Go inherit your own money! - ROBERT NOZICK "Walter Block is on the loose and the world will never be the same." - ROY A. CHILDS, JR. 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One commer- paign," a health department press release tax went from 10 cents a pack to 35 cents, cial shows a pregnant woman serving announced last year. raising the price of each pack by about 12 dinner to her husband, who is smoking a But figures on cigarette sales from the percent. cigarette. She begins to cough, exhaling state's tax collectors tell a different story. Michael Johnson, chief of the evalua- plumes of secondary smoke, and he con- Between April 1990, when the ad cam- tion unit in the health department's tinues puffing away, oblivious. As the paign began, and the end of the year, the Tobacco Control Section, agrees that "it's coughs become louder, the camera fo- number of cigarette packs bought by Cal- primarily the tax that would account for cuses on her swollen belly. ifornians was only about 1 percent lower the drop." It looks like California has It's tough, but it works. Or so the state than during the same period in 1989. rediscovered the demand curve. Department of Health Services would The sales data do show a significant -Jacob Sullum have us believe. California's "innova- tive," $28.6-million mass-media cam- paign, the most conspicuous result of a cigarette-tax initiative passed in 1988, has gained a reputation for effectiveness Fetal Error that has little basis in reality. That reputation is encouraging imita- E very bottle of beer, wine, and liquor sold in the United States now bears a warning from the surgeon general that "women should not drink alcoholic beverages tors in other states. In May, two Wisconsin during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects." Yet research finds Fetal Alcohol legislators announced plans to introduce a Syndrome only in a small fraction of the children born to heavy drinkers, and there's bill that would raise their state's cigarette no evidence that moderate drinking during pregnancy poses a threat to the fetus. tax by 10 cents a pack and allocate the Nevertheless, the federal government continues to emphasize the risk of FAS, estimating additional revenue to an antismoking that 1 to 3 cases occur per 1,000 births. Gene Ford, editor of The Moderation Reader, recently compared projections based on this estimate to actual cases of FAS recorded campaign. "A similar plan of education by state vital statistics departments. State officials caution that underreporting is a and advertising has already been tried in problem. But the magnitude of the disparities suggests that exaggeration is, too. California," said Senate President Fred (Twenty-four states collect FAS data; these figures are for the 12 with the most births.) Risser, "and Californians quit at about twice the rate as before the campaign. State Births FAS Births Gov't Estimate* That means there are now about 750,000 Ala. 62,530 11 124 fewer smokers in California than before Ariz. 60,822 9 120 the antismoking media campaign." Calif. 569,308 32 1,139 But the impression that California's ad campaign has reduced smoking is based Fla. 193,800 4 386 on data that show nothing of the kind. The Ga. 110,216 25 220 Department of Heath Services reports Ind. 81,414 13 162 that the percentage of adult Californians Mo. 77,386 8 154 who smoke has declined from 26.3 in N.J. 113,284* 22** 226 1987 to 21.2 in 1990. These figures come from two sources: the 1987 National N.C. 102,091 24 204 Health Interview Survey, which included Ohio 163,716 31 326 a California sample, and a 1990 survey Tex. 307,540 10 614 commissioned by the state. The decline in Wash. 75,321 8 150 the number of smokers is 13 percent big- ger than would have been expected based Figures are the most recent available for each state. *based on rate of 2 cases per 1,000 births **averages of figures from four recent years on the downward trend prior to 1988. 18 reason OCTOBER 1991 Why aren't MW MediaWatch, a monthly MediaWatch newsletter that reviews news coverage of politi- Newshites MAKE WAR ON PENTAGON cal and current events by liberals in the television networks, newspapers and news weeklies. "Newsbites" provide ongoing examples of bias and the "Janet the media Cooke Award" examines the month's most distorted story. Plus: In-depth studies and analysis. smiling etc. TV, etc., a monthly news- letter that investigates the Hollywood Left & Children liberal issue agenda perme- anymore? 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Date ers, editors, producers and news executives who have Media Research Center rotated between media jobs Publications Department 113 South West Street, 2nd Floor MEDIA and political positions. RESEARCH Alexandria, Virginia 22314 Compited by the Media Research Center CENTER TRENDS BALANCE SHEET Stop Draggin' My Car Around Assets W ould you sacrifice your car for a Slicing Bacon. U.S. District Judge Charles Legge sexual encounter? Some men in strikes down California's private version of Davis- Oregon now have to ask themselves that Bacon. (See "Exclusionary Rule," Aug./Sept.) Legge question. And their dilemma may soon be dumps three Northern California laws that mandate faced by those in other states. union. wages for private construction projects. Instead of protecting the public from In an effort to stamp out prostitution, incompetent workers, the judge writes, the laws are "economic legislation [primarily] for the benefit of certain unions." police officers in Portland have been taking the cars of men suspected of solic- Dirty Water? Three decades ago, fish couldn't live in the filthy Thames river. Now itation. The seizures are sanctioned by Thames Water, a private sewage-disposal company, restores the river and makes a profit. laws, passed to combat drug dealers, that Sportsmen caught more than 100 species of fish in the cleaner river last year; riverbank allow authorities to take property used in residents now say the water is almost drinkable. Thames Water management also advises committing a crime. water privatizers in the Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, and Africa. Since October 1988, Portland and Private Line. The federal government will auction off 200 MHz of its broadcasting Wayne County police officers have spectrum to firms selling cellular phones and pagers. Bills introduced by Sen. Ted Stevens seized almost 1,000 cars. These numbers (R-Alaska) and Rep. Don Ritter (R-Pa.) mandate frequency auctions. And the president have impressed other cities, who see it as promises to veto any proposals to give the frequencies away. an effective way to help eliminate prosti- tution. Detroit has recently begun its own Salvaged. Junk bonds rebound. Despite record defaults, prominent junk-heavy compa- seizure program. And police in other ci- nies are dumping debt and making money. RJR Nabisco and Safeway now sell common ties have contacted Portland authorities stock. Dallas's Morningstar Foods buys back its bonds. Fortune's Gary Hector notes that for advice the current market promises "adequate returns for taking on very high risks." Undercover officers lure would-be customers into offering them money for sex. Once the deal is made, officers rush in to seize the suspect's car and tow it Liabilities away. "The seizure is made on the spot," says Stevie Remington, executive direc- Soak the Proles. A study prepared for Sen. Connie Mack tor of the Oregon ACLU, which is chal- (R-Fla.) and Rep. Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) shows that last lenging the practice. "They don't have to year's tax on luxury items costs the federal treasury nearly $5.00 for every buck it collects. Lower boat, airplane, and jewelry sales have cut 9,400 have probable cause. They don't have to manufacturing jobs, costing the feds $19 million in lost income taxes and extra unemploy- prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. ment benefits. But I'm sure Dick Gephardt and George Mitchell feel better. They don't even have to charge anyone with a crime." Border Patrol. You visit California's wine country and want to order a precocious Because the seizures are made under Cabernet to enjoy in your Ohio home. Forget it. Federal law prohibits the Postal Service civil law instead of a criminal statute, from shipping alcohol. And most states won't let out-of-state vintners sell to consumers prosecutors only have to show "a pre- unless they buy license and find a local distributor. Wine industry consultant Vic Motto ponderance of the evidence" to justify tells the Los Angeles Times: "Every state is like dealing with a foreign country." taking a car. Executive Odors. White House-imposed regulations force private companies that "What's more," says Remington, "the get federal contracts to use hiring goals and timetables-a.k.a. quotas. Indeed, Fortune's seizures often amount to a stiffer punish- Daniel Seligman reports, the Labor Department arm-twisted nearly 3,000 companies into ment than what the suspect would get if hiring by the numbers in fiscal 1990 alone. President Bush could nix these race-based rules. he were convicted. The maximum fine for But he would rather talk about a color-blind society than actually promote one. solicitation is $2,500, but the police can seize cars worth thousands of dollars Pigs in Space. Sen. Dale Bumpers (D-Ark.) tries to cut funding for more." the space station to $100 million; the heads of 14 scientific societies back him up. (See "Beyond Tomorrowland," May.) But the Senate approves In fact, the Los Angeles Times reports $2 billion in subsidies for next year. Bumpers says this orbiting hamhock that the most expensive vehicle seized in "is not going to have any scientific payback." Astronaut Sen. Jake Garn Portland was a $100,000 tractor-trailer (R-Utah) retorts, "I personally am offended by these scientific groups." loaded with candy bars. -Rick Henderson -Charles Oliver 20 reason OCTOBER 1991 TRENDS CRITICAL REVIEW Bad Trade Special Issue THE WELFARE STATE: REFORM OR ABOLITION? W hen the Clean Air Act was passed last year, the Bush administration hyped its market-based approach to re- ducing air pollution. And when the Chi- cago Board of Trade voted in July to CRITICAL REVIEW allow trading in pollution permits, many a saw the move as a market approval of the Bush approach. But despite the Board of Trade's vote, some economists have reservations about CAN WELF ARE BE REFORMED? Nothan Children Murrey, Anthony de lassy the permit system's viability. WHY 15 THERE HOMELESSNESST Under the Clean Air Act, the Envi- Bowers Hupst THE POOR BEFORE WELF ARE ronmental Protection Agency can issue DATE State THE ==== permits that allow the holders to emit ENGLAND BEFORE THE WELF ARE STATE Signature Patrain 5 prévis - specified amounts of sulfur into the air. INDIVIDUALIST SWEDEN, COLLECTIVIST GERMANY Companies can buy and sell the permits tars $3565 to increase or decrease their level of pol- CLAUS OFFE'S THEORY OF THE WELFARE STATE David the lution. Those who produce less pollution A POST-LIBERTARIAN THEORY or THE WELF ARE STATE than permitted can sell their rights, thus letter creating an incentive for companies to cut JUSTIFYING WELFARE the P. Barry their sulfur emissions. At least that's how it's supposed to W.W. BARTLEY Angela Patront work. But James L. Johnston, senior econ- omist at Amoco Corp., has his doubts. "If you read the act, the allowances— that's what they are referred to as, not rights-aren't property rights. The EPA reserves the right to modify or eliminate them at any time. And companies can't sue, even if the value of the allowances is driven to zero." Permit trading is also supposed to In its four years of publication, the Center for Independent Thought's quarterly force companies to search for the lowest- CRITICAL REVIEW has emerged as the preeminent journal of classical cost way of cutting emissions, but Johns- liberalism - challenging and debating free market ideas'as well as developing ton says that isn't the case either. "Dig them. It is the only journal that takes liberty seriously enough to subject it to into the act and you find all sorts of in- searching criticism and bold rethinking. Stop missing out: begin your direct incentives to use high-sulfur coal subscription with this blockbuster issue on the welfare state. with scrubbers, as well as a promise of $2.5 billion in direct subsidies for utilities Forthcoming: to continue using high-sulfur coal. Never John Baden, Norman Barry, Peter J. Boettke, Susan Love Brown, Tyler Cowen, mind that it might otherwise be cheaper Harold Demsetz, David Friedman, Roger W. Garrison, John Gray, Robert Higgs, to switch to low-sulfur coal." Don Lavoie, Martin Malia, Loren E. Lomasky, Donald McCloskey, Milton Mueller, The effect of these loopholes, Johns- Jan Narveson, Alan Reynolds, George Selgin, Richard Stroup, Andrzej Walicki, ton contends, is to undermine companies' Murray Weidenbaum, Aaron Wildavsky on the environment, public goods, confidence that the system will last and to feminism, legal theory, egalitarianism, democracy, the corporate state, make the permits less attractive to buyers. the regulatory state, more "At best, this is not a very graceful way of dealing with environmental prob- Subscriptions: U.S. 1 year (4 issues) $29, 2 yrs. $54, 3 yrs. $79. Foreign 1 yr. $35, 2 yrs. $66; lems," he says. "At- worst, it may contain 3 yrs. $96. Students (with copy of valid ID) $15 per year. Send check, money order or the seeds of its own destruction." VISA/MC no. and exp. date to: CRITICAL REVIEW, 942 Howard St., Rm. 22E, San Francisco, CA 94103 USA. Phone (415) 495-2157, fax (415) 541-0597. -Charles Oliver OCTOBER 1991 reason 21 RICKBATS I n Orland Park, Illinois, a mother has filed a $225,000 suit against a local high school for unreasonable search of her 16-year-old son. After noticing a sus- piciously large bulge in the crotch of the OH... YOU boy's pants, school officials thought he ARE BLACK IT'S JUST might have stashed drugs there. But a THAT YOU DIDN'T SOUND strip search revealed nothing but teenage BLACK MEAN-ER...UM... boy. Trying to explain the mistake to the mother, a sensitive teacher said, "I don't know how to put this to you delicately, but have you ever heard of [porn star] John Holmes?" DEMS C olumnist: and backyard marksman '92 Carl Rowan pooh-poohs the idea JUDGE CLARENCE THOMAS that Clarence Thomas is the best man for the Supreme Court. "Clarence Thomas is the best only at his ability to bootlick for Ronald Reagan and George Bush." And if anyone knows about licking the boots ©91 of white men, it's the man who spent the AKRON BEACON JOURNAL most important years of the civil rights come the first place in America to jail woman's lawn almost strangled himself movement as spokesman for the State someone for the "appearance" of impro- on a low-slung wire leading to the house, Department and ambassador to Finland. priety. the woman asked the cable company to rehang the wire. When she got home on I n Massachusetts, the mother of a boy who died after crashing a car he stole M eanwhile, the police in Hudson, the day the work was to be done, the Florida, have their own crime woman found the wire still too low and a is suing General Motors and Consoli- wave to worry about. Seems that retirees note from the work crew. The wire was dated Rail Corp. The suit claims that the gather on the beach to play penny-ante fine, it said, but her house needed to be defendants or their agents negligently left pinochle. Police busted seven men who raised. the keys in a car in an auto freight yard. regularly wager as much as $2.00 a week. The suit claims the defendants "knew or Each faces a $500 fine. I n Los Angeles, a judge has found the should have known" that people might trendy nightclub Vertigo in violation trespass at the yard because six weeks C ongress may not be the dumbest of state civil-rights laws for turning away before stealing the car involved in the organization in Washington, D.C., those who aren't smartly dressed. The crash, the boy had stolen another car from after all. District police ticketed a car at club's lawyer said that making those with the same yard. The nerve of these big least once and perhaps as many as three no fashion sense a protected class of corporations. times during a 15-hour period. That's not people "trivializes the Constitution." unusual; the car was in a no-parking zone. T he thong wars continue in Florida. What was unusual is that the car's engine Following complaints about bikini- was idling and a corpse shot in the head C alifornia civil-rights laws have also squashed the AMC theater chain's clad sidewalk hot dog vendors (See was in the rear seat. Only after a passerby plans to ban children under age 3 from its Brickbats, May), the Palm Beach county noticed the corpse and notified police did screenings of PG-13 and R-rated movies. commission tried to find a constitutional officers suspect anything was wrong. After a parent threatened to sue for dis- way to cover up the ladies. Commission- crimination, AMC's lawyers advised it to ers now propose to punish those "appear- A Iso in the running for the District's halt the policy. ing" to be naked in public. If the Dumbest is District Cablevision. ordinance passes, Palm Beach could be- After the teenager mowing one District -Charles Oliver 22 reason OCTOBER 1991 A Feast of Freedom "Liberty is a Glorious Feast." - -Robert Burns Every issue of Liberty offers a Potages feast of individualist thinking de- To accompany its main features, Clarence signed to delight the most refined Liberty presents a variety of pene- palate. Liberty Thomas: trating re-views. A few examples Libertarian from our current issue: Hors d'oeuvres Hero? William Moulton, in the course of Suptember 1991 Vol5,No1 $4.00 To whet your appetite, Reflec- dismissing Bill Buckley's (very tions offers the provocative opin- weak) case for "national service," ions of Liberty's editors. 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You won't want to miss this Account # is yours to keep with probing interview. And it's yours free our compliments. Signature R. W. Bradford with your subscription to Liberty. Publisher Send to: Liberty, Dept. RW, PO Box 1167, Port Townsend, WA 98368 QUACK Q U C K PISEASE-CHART * * ADTACK Got a headache? Back pain? Fatigue? It could earn you big bucks, with the help of clinical ecologists. BY PETER W. HUBER M eet Bertram W. Carnow, M.D., of the University of Illinois School of Public Health. His 22-page résumé lists some 145 publications, some of them never in fact published, at least not under his name. Carnow obtained his medical degree in 1951 but hasn't practiced medicine for 20 years. He registered for the board certification exam in internal medicine in 1957, 1958, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, and Excerpted from the book entitled GALILEO'S REVENGE: JUNK SCIENCE IN THE COURTROOM, by Peter W. Huber. Copyright © 1991 by Basic Books. Published by arrangement with Basic SOA PAM. HOBES Books, a division of HarperCollins Publishers Inc. PAMELA HOBBS reason 25 1964, but withdrew twice and failed five times. He has since countless other symptoms. Seriously afflicted persons grow testified eight times, under oath, that he sat for board certifica- mentally exhausted; they experience what Randolph calls tion in internal medicine only once. "I had completely forgot- "brain-fag." He does not know what causes this "total-allergy ten" the other tries, Carnow explained in a 1984 UPI story. syndrome"; he attributes its symptoms to some as yet undis- Today, Carnow heads up Carnow, Conibear & Associates- covered mechanism. "To be truthful, the mechanism isn't un- the Conibear being Dr. Shirley Conibear, Carnow's fourth wife. derstood or accepted," he told the Associated Press in 1985. (Third, testifies Carnow.) The firm's best-known service is Understanding may be a long time coming, but acceptance expert testimony. The testimonial line is that the human body comes surprisingly quickly, at least at some fringes of the is under almost constant chemical assault, that chemicals cause medical profession-and in the courtroom. The modern clini- nearly every human affliction, their mechanisms wonderfully cal-ecology movement took shape in the two decades after subtle but their effects readily ascertained. It is a line most Randolph published his first big book. The movement would commonly labeled "clinical ecology." grow to encompass a broad range of constantly shifting views, The modern roots of the theory can be traced to 1962, an some of them much less diffident than Randolph's. Today's interesting year for several reasons. By clinical ecologists are a varied group, a mix that time, older theories about cancer- of general practitioners, psychiatrists, urol- that it might be caused by bruises and other simple traumas, for example- After an injection ogists, and pediatricians. Few have scien- tific training in laboratory or clinical were on the wane. Doctors, public- research. The one conviction they all share health specialists, and ecologists were is that lots of people are sicker than main- scouting around for more plausible causes of disease. In Silent Spring, Ra- of formaldehyde, stream medicine admits, and that en- vironmental chemicals are to blame. In the chel Carson had identified something 1981 movie The Incredible Shrinking important: Pesticides accumulate in an- Woman, Lily Tomlin gradually shrinks to imals (like birds) at the top of the food one clinical ecology patient doll size under the onslaught of household chain and can cause real harm. And cleaners and other chemicals. Clinical 1962 also marks the year that Dr. ecologists believe that in such matters truth Theron G. Randolph published his is almost as strange as, and much more Human Ecology and Susceptibility to grave than, the comic fiction. the Chemical Environment, a book "began laughing destined to become the standard text of clinical ecology. C onsider, for example, reports published Like other great eccentrics, Ran- in 1989 in the serious-sounding journal dolph has some serious credentials. He and rocking in the chair Environment International by Sherry A. is a Harvard-trained, board-certified al- Rogers, M.D., a self-diagnosed "universal lergist. By 1950, however, he had been reactor" to environmental chemicals. Ro- dropped from the Northwestern Uni- gers's patients arrive complaining of (take versity Medical School faculty, for and thought she was your pick) hoarseness, headaches, failing what he later smilingly described as his grades in school, and any number of ail- "pernicious influence on medical stu- ments from an endless list. Such symp- dents." But-ostracism of this kind in- toms, Rogers reports, have "baffled spires rather than discourages the Jesus' wife." physicians from many specialties." Ro- new-age Galileos. Randolph claims to gers, however, notices that all the symp- have identified a new illness; he has toms began some time (days, weeks, or created "a new specialty of medicine months-it varies) after moving into a new concerned with a shadowy area unexplored, forgotten, and house, buying new furniture, starting a new job, or doing maligned by analytically oriented scientists." something somewhere. The human body, adapted for the Stone Age, is being as- She injects each patient with small amounts of formalde- sailed by toxins of the Space Age, Randolph reasons. "If viruses hyde. One promptly reports "a warm feeling, ringing in the and bacteria can cause illness, why can't phenol, formalde- ears, and achy joints." Another displays "visible flushing." Yet hyde, chlorine, and pesticides?" Cumulative exposures to the another "began laughing and rocking in the chair and thought wrong chemicals, he concludes, induce a "susceptibility," de- she was Jesus' wife." Amazingly, these are exactly the symp- fined entirely by the symptoms that a patient actually exhibits. toms the patients complained of beforehand. Injections of pure Chemical vapors from plywood and plastic telephones, furni- saline solution reportedly produce no effect, though Rogers is ture and food, may all be implicated. They will trigger allergic sketchy about all details. Sooner or later, declares Rogers, the symptoms, inflammatory diseases like arthritis or colitis, neu- astonishing discoveries of clinical ecologists will "un- romuscular disorders, headaches, wheezing, depression, and avoidably usher in a new era of medicine." 26 reason OCTOBER 1991 A medical breakthrough this grand requires more than un- But no one had reckoned on the clinical ecologists, or on the baffled physicians like Rogers. It requires a theory. What eroding rules of evidence that would allow them into court. exactly is going on? The clinical ecologists have much to The liability revolution of the late 1960s and early '70s explain, for their observations cover a lot of environmental and brought scientific controversies into the courtroom as never medical ground. The chemical culprits in the environment before in an effort to trace the causes of accidents. The drive to include almost everything: urban air pollution, fresh paint, find the "cheapest cost avoider" for any given tort resulted in pesticides, perfumes, household cleaners, felt-tip pens, and tap a relaxation of long-standing restrictions on the use of expert water. These irritants produce infinitely subtle and complex testimony. Prior to the last few decades, courts sought to strike effects. Lots of effects: depression, irritability, poor concentra- a balance between the need to police incompetence outside the tion, poor memory, fatigue, diarrhea, constipation, cramps, courtroom and the risk of rewarding incompetence within. asthma, headaches, joint pain, pounding heart, charley horses, Hence the Frye rule, based on a 1923 federal appellate court cancer, and the common cold. decision, required that expert testimony be founded on theories, Equally significant, however, are the symptoms not ob- methods, and procedures "generally accepted" as valid among served. Clinical ecology patients display no distinctive lesions other scientists in the same field. Federal courts adopted this on their skin, or lungs, or digestive systems. Nor do they standard, and state courts copied them. respond systematically to any standard tests for allergy. There But by 1975, when the Federal Rules of Evidence were first must be some deep, subtle factor at the edges of medical codified, the Frye rule was deemed obsolete. Expert testimony understanding, one that can be implicated in virtually all facets would be allowed, thenceforth, "if scientific, technical, or other of human health. What could it be? The clinical ecologists specialized knowledge will assist the trier of fact to understand gradually settled on the human immune system. the evidence or to determine a fact." This change signaled the It is a convenient, perhaps inevitable choice. Beginning in adoption of a "let it all in" approach to expert testimony. In the late 1970s, and accelerating rapidly in the 1980s, medical came the clinical ecologists. science made huge, genuine advances in its understanding of The clinical ecologists can connect anything to anything. the immune system. The immune system, it turns out, consists The legal stakes rise accordingly. The economic value of a of an army of cells and proteins, differentiated into many chemical pollution case depends on the number of claimants distinct battalions-macrophages helper T cells, killer T cells, signed up. "The 'going rate' for settlements," reports Yale law B cells, memory cells, and five types of antibodies. All can be professor E. Donald Elliott, "is $10,000 to $100,000 per plain- counted and catalogued. The development of monoclonal anti- tiff." Clinical ecology sucks in potential plaintiffs like some bodies, among the most subtle and advanced of biotech enormous, indiscriminate vacuum cleaner. wonders, makes possible laboratory tests that can tag individual proteins on cell surfaces and thus allow dozens upon dozens of different measurements. And all of this arcane detail is sud- W e find Bertram Carnow in Missouri, in late 1985, testify- denly of enormous public interest because of a single, terrify- ing on behalf of 32 residents of the town of Sedalia. At a ing, immune-system disease called AIDS. nearby plant, Alcolac Inc. manufactures specialty chemicals for So the clinical ecologists latch onto a theory perfectly soaps and cosmetics. Pollution from that plant is said to have matched to a public whose health concerns have been defined damaged the immune systems of families who lived nearby. by Rachel Carson and the bathhouses of San Francisco. They The trial will drag on for over four months. The jury will hear maintain that environmental pollutants of every description can from 165 witnesses. The transcript will occupy 10,000 pages. subvert the immune system in just the same way as the AIDS The plaintiffs will blame Alcolac's pollution for dozens of virus. They claim expertise in immunotoxicity, which they also different afflictions, spanning nerve damage and heart disease, label "total allergy syndrome," "20th-century disease," or- brain damage and vomiting, kidney infections and headaches. best of all-"chemically induced AIDS." The beauty of clinical Young women report interrupted menstrual cycles. Others de- ecology is its breadth. You have cancer? It's because your clare that dogs, cats, cattle, chickens, parakeets, and bee colo- immune system's ability to fight off cancer has been impaired. nies died "unaccountably and without signs of predation." You have nothing but the common cold? Same reason. You Carnow has ordered exhaustive laboratory tests. He presents have unspecific minor aches and pains, backaches and head- by-the-numbers reports of immune-cell populations of various aches, problems of digestion, concentration, and excretion? kinds. He has identified at least one abnormality (and as many Same reason. You have no symptoms at all but are gravely as eight) in the immune system of every single plaintiff. worried that someday you may? Well, you have reason to be Carnow is backed up by Arthur C. Zahalsky, Ph.D., who worried, for a crippled immune system is a cold or a cancer just teaches immunology to nursing undergraduates at Southern waiting to happen. You want continuous medical monitoring? Illinois University. Zahalsky never actually studied im- Monitoring is certainly needed. munology in graduate school; but he does claim to have audited The legal implications are enormous. For a time, legal immunology classes at Washington University in St. Louis. In scholars had dismissed liability for chemical pollution as a any event, he is now a big believer in measuring immune-sys- "phantom remedy." It would generally be impossible, the pun- tem performance. He uses every gun in the battery of laboratory dits agreed, to prove any link between pollution and disease. tests that have recently been developed to tag, count, and OCTOBER 1991 reason 27 measure immune-system cells and proteins. He runs test after example, he was on call in the main Agent Orange case, which test, records number after number. And then invariably finds settled for $180 million on the eve of trial; the trial judge then something of deep significance in the results. The implications ruled summarily against all remaining claims, on the ground are always clear: Chemicals have surely undermined immunity. that no serious science stood behind them. In the Sedalia residents he tests, Zahalsky finds "pervasive abnormalities" everywhere he looks. Some of the cell and protein counts are too high-a surprising symptom for a dis- C arnow appears again and again and again. His methods are, ease described as an immune deficiency syndrome. Others are of course, much disputed: He uses such things as a knee- too low. In one plaintiff after the next, Zahalsky finds "a gross jerk test to establish general nerve disorder and a single urine distortion in the ratio," an immune system "functionally wiped sample to reveal probable bladder cancer. A physician for the out" or "out of whack," "a 'severe' form of chemical AIDS," defense in one case testified that "no one educated after 1950 or, at the very least, "moderate immune dysfunction" certain to could possibly" have relied on the tests that Carnow used to "develop [in]to the AIDS condition somewhere down the line." diagnose liver disease. Nevertheless, Carnow bats a pretty good Zahalsky's prognosis, as later summarized by a court of ap- average. In another Agent Orange trial: summary judgment for peals, is gloomy. "The chemicals have the defendant. Chemical spill at Times dampened the immune system so that Beach: a $14.5-million settlement for two the plaintiffs will become subject to a Some cell counts defendants, followed by jury verdict for variety of diseases, neoplastic disease other defendants. Another dioxin case: jury [cancer] included. The findings al- award of $58 million, overturned on ap- ready suggest the possibility of peal, settlement of $22 million. leukemia." There isn't a normal im- are too Carnow is not, of course, the only player mune system in the crowd. Not a one. on the field. Other clinical ecologists come to the aid of a woman who has "suffered T chemical poisoning and damage to her im- he jury is convinced. It awards $6.2 million in compensatory damages a surprising symptom mune system" from formaldehyde vapors emanating from a carpet. The trial judge plus $43 million to punish Alcolac for bars the testimony, but a court of appeals its iniquity. The trial judge concurs. So finds that clinical ecology is good enough does the court of appeals. Its opinion science for Texas. Clinical ecology proves runs 371 pages of bloated prose. Cut for a disease critical in keeping alive another claim through the periphrasis, and the appel- brought by employees of Bridgestone/ late court's logic is simple. Chemicals Firestone in California. Other courts in can cause harm. There were chemicals Louisiana, California again, and South at Alcolac's plant. Carnow and described as an Carolina all weigh in on the side of clinical Zahalsky take care of the rest. Only one ecology in worker's compensation claims. small reservation at the end: The AIDS One case arrives at a $3.9-million verdict, metaphor, the court of appeals con- another at $16.25 million. Other clinical cludes, is just too inflammatory to be immune deficiency ecology-backed settlements for $8 million used in front of a jury. So a new trial and $19 million have been reported. will be ordered for the sole purpose of The clinical ecologists, though not al- recalculating damages. ways successful, routinely do manage to No, Alcolac is not a typical case. It is to tort law pretty much what the syndrome. give the wheel a great big spin. And for repeat players, a spin is good enough. On clinical ecologist is to science: an ab- the plaintiffs' side, there is little to lose and erration, interesting because it is so much to gain. The lawyers and their wit- peculiar. But if the clinical ecologist does not routinely deliver nesses can be quite content if jurists remain zealously agnostic, $49-million verdicts, he can quite often provide a fair shot at let it all in, and wait to see just what comes out. If the judge is one. A busy witness can move from glory to disgrace and back agnostic, clinical ecology goes to the jury. If the jury is agnos- to glory as fast as he can switch courtrooms. tic, perhaps it will split the difference. The difference between Carnow, for example, failed to convince one court that a nothing (as urged by the defendants) and everything (as urged railroad employee's involvement in cleaning up a chemical by the clinical ecologists) may turn out to be a very large spill caused his "multiple illnesses and diseases which have number indeed, especially when "everything" encompasses all been progressive," and another court that the headaches, aches and chills, constipation and cancers in a 50-mile radius fatigue, heat intolerance, nausea, numbness, chest pains, and in the last five years. depression of another employee were caused by a liquid sol- What do top-notch scientists from the mainstream think of vent. More often, however, Carnow delivers at least a split. For all this? One among them is Stuart F. Schlossman, chief of the 28 reason OCTOBER 1991 Division of Tumor Immunology and Immunotherapy at the great significance in being on the edge here; the range of Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and professor of medicine at "normal" is too broad, the boundaries are too blurred. Few of Harvard Medical School. Like Zahalsky, like Carnow, Schloss- the Zahalsky-Carnow tests were repeated, Schlossman points man studies and diagnoses the immune system. The similarity out, and of the few that were, none showed consistent abnor- ends there. When asked about Carnow, Schlossman responds malities. Even the single readings presented no coherent picture with a short chuckle and then a long sigh. of impaired immunity. Three claimed abnormalities involved In print, however, Schlossman works with the swift, sharp trivial elevations, insignificant in themselves but in any event precision of a surgical knife. In 1989, he published a postmor- "clearly inconsistent with 'suppression.' Nine other readings tem on the Alcolac case in the Toxics Law Reporter. Day-to-day fell slightly below the "normal" range but were still not re- living, Schlossman explains, tests the immune system con- motely low enough to suggest immunosuppression. stantly, and when the immune system is really in trouble, the There were, finally, the monoclonal antibody tests-the symptoms are plain. Real AIDS patients all suffer frequent, tests that were so high-tech and exotic, so seemingly compel- unusual, life-threatening infections. They are not, however, ling, so tremendously significant in the eyes of Carnow and unusually susceptible to run-of-the-mill infections like colds, Zahalsky. Nine such tests had been used. Not one, however, the flu, or bronchitis. Thus, as Schlossman points out, "if a had been approved for diagnostic uses by the Food and Drug patient has the kind of routine infections common to most Administration; all, in fact, bore warnings that they were not people-even if he complains that he seems to develop one suitable for any diagnostic purposes. Carnow and Zahalsky cold or sore throat after another-the astute physician will be used them anyway. None of the results, according to Schloss- able to conclude that there is nothing wrong in the immune man, "even suggest a suppression in any of the plaintiffs' system without needing any laboratory tests to reach that immune systems [T]here was no overall pattern to the results conclusion." as one would expect if the plaintiffs had all been affected by a With the exception of Mary Landon, a 71-year-old cancer common chemical exposure." patient on chemotherapy, none of the Alcolac patients had suffered from any kind of recurrent infection at all. "The inquiry should therefore have stopped right there," Schlossman O n one test, nine plaintiffs had results above the reference concludes. "Without any resulting infections, the finding of range, and four had results below the reference range. One damaged immune systems-whether that damage be called plaintiff had a slightly elevated response to one test, and a 'dysfunction,' 'suppression,' 'depression,' 'total suppression,' slightly depressed response to the next, "even though those two or some of the more colorful phrases, makes no scientific tests are supposed to measure the same thing-total T cells." sense." Only the elderly cancer patient on chemotherapy Two other tests were also supposed to measure the same clearly did have immune-system problems. thing-natural killer cells-but only one plaintiff had results In the great tradition of far-siders, Carnow has dodged and out of the reference range on both. bobbed his way around this simple, devastating point. In his A similar degree of confusion surrounded another antibody Alcolac testimony, he has explained away the absence of infec- test, which reportedly detected 14 abnormalities. Carnow tion with what Schlossman terms the "amazing contention" that testified that one patient's results showed "immature, unpro- B-cell deficiencies lead to recurrent infection but T-cell defi- grammed lymphocytes, probably pre-leukemic cells." Schloss- ciencies don't: "Recurrent infection is the consequence of man responds: "There is no monoclonal antibody yet B-cell abnormality, since the B system is that arm of the developed which is capable of detecting 'pre-leukemic cells' in immune mechanism which relates to infections. [Linda Sand- the peripheral blood." There were other errors, ranging from ers's] abnormality, as with most of the Alcolac plaintiffs, was trivial to gross. Natural killers, Zahalsky's statements to the T cells-and they tend to relate to very specific types of notwithstanding, are not part of the T-4 population. HNK-L, infections, like tuberculosis and things like that, and they relate Zahalsky notwithstanding, "is by no means a helper-cell anti- more to destroying cancer cells." body." And so on down the line, as Schlossman dismantles one Here, in reply, is Schlossman: "This testimony is nothing mumbled, misdirected, mistaken claim after another. more than scientific bamboozlement. Not only were all tests of Schlossman writes with a certain quiet authority on the Linda Sanders's T cells normal-and not only did she not have subject. Most of the monoclonal tests relied on by Carnow and a 'very specific type of infection like tuberculosis and things Zahalsky had been developed by Schlossman's own research like that' (whatever that means)-but it is utter nonsense to team at Harvard. Researchers in Schlossman's lab were also the suggest that an abnormality of cells does not lead to recurrent first to describe the T4/T8 or helper/suppressor ratio, on which infections. One only needs to think of AIDS patients to realize Carnow placed great emphasis. "[T]he expert testimony in that. As a result of their loss of T-helper cells, AIDS patients Alcolac was not only outside the mainstream of science," suffer many repeated and severe infections." Schlossman concludes, "it was outside its widest perimeter." And what about the piles of laboratory tests and pages of So if it's all so obvious, why couldn't Alcolac's lawyers numbers? Laboratory tests of the immune system's condition convince a jury? We will never know. But we do know what commonly produce results that vary from day to day, and from convinced the appellate judges. And their reasoning, set out at individual to individual, by 400 percent or more. There is no exhausting length, does show how intelligent people can some- OCTOBER 1991 reason 29 times slide helplessly into junk science's flaccid embrace. methodology used by Carnow to arrive at diagnosis for each Alcolac's biggest mistake seems to have been to rely for its plaintiff here-that of differential diagnosis of risk variables side of the scientific story on a middle-of-the-road expert, and confounding factors as to each individual plaintiff-was inclined (like good scientists generally) to caution and under- the orthodox methodology of environmental medicine We statement: Daniel J. Stechschulte, M.D., a board-certified im- reject, accordingly, the Alcolac contention that the diagnostic munologist and internist, and director of the Division of procedure [was] a new methodology not generally accepted 'in Allergy, Clinical Immunology, and Rheumatology at the Uni- the relevant scientific community." versity of Kansas Medical Center. As any competent immunologist will readily concede, chemicals can harm the immune system. Drugs used in T he relevant scientific community, however, has other chemotherapy and for organ transplants certainly do. Very high views. Though the clinical ecologists say otherwise, their exposures to chemicals in industrial accidents may on occasion claims have not been ignored by mainstream science. Far from have similar effects, though moderate and short-lived. it-they have been reviewed in depth. The results of such Stechschulte is competent, and he was skillfully cross-ex- examinations have been remarkably consistent: Clinical amined. What about the specific ecology is medical fantasy, not fact. chemicals used at Alcolac's plant? Yes, Most tellingly, the theory finds no con- they might in some circumstances be firmation in studies of people who have toxic to human cells. And to immune- Chemicals can harm been exposed to chemicals at levels mil- system cells? Well, they could be toxic lions of times higher than those en- to any cells. And if plaintiffs aren't countered through environmental suffering from any unusual infections pollution. Serious epidemiologists have quite yet, mightn't those infections immune system. studied immune-system responses follow- materialize later? Yes, disease might ing high exposures to suspect chemicals "be just later down the road." Mean- after accidental spills in the United States, ingless concessions, because they are Italy, Japan, and Taiwan. Several of these so sweeping and vague, but perhaps There were accidents involved enormously high expo- highly significant for someone who is sures. Serious follow-up studies tracked eager to be persuaded. various aspects of the immune system for The appellate judges, in any event, many years. As of 1987, with data going are persuaded. Immunologists for both chemicals at the back 40 years, "there had been no pub- sides agree that "toxic chemicals of the lished evidence of disease resulting from kind emitted by Alcolac can adversely impaired humoral or cell-mediated immu- affect the immune system." The num- nity in the subjects studied." bers seal the verdict. What is outside the "normal" range is "abnormal." An Alcolac plant. A review paper thus concluded, "In light of the great excess of immunologic capac- "abnormality" is a disease-actual, in- ity in the human and the compensatory cipient, prospective, or whatever, but shifts in response to injury that are known an injury any way.you slice it. No need, to occur in the immune system, it is un- then, to dwell on the details, on dosages Case closed. likely that significant irreversible damage and exposure levels, on the vast differ- to the immune system has occurred" as a ences between chemotherapeutic result of any of these exposures. Good drugs and ambient pollution, on the science has quite firmly established that, vapid generality of such phrases as "can be toxic to cells." Pure though scads of toxins might theoretically harm immune-sys- oxygen or water, as any competent scientist would readily tem cells and proteins, only a very few, usually delivered concede, "can be toxic to cells" too, but no matter. Just grab a intimately, knock out immune response while leaving no vis- few mildly general concessions from the defendant's side and ible marks on other body systems. run. The colorful confidence of a Carnow or a Zahalsky, their In a systematic examination of 50 patients that clinical "completely zapped" and "chemical AIDS" diagnoses, their ecologists had diagnosed as sufferers, Abba I. Terr of the mind-numbing arrays of mumbo-jumbo charts, tests, and ta- Stanford University Medical Center found that "[n]o pattern of bles, overwhelm the diffidence of a serious scientist on the symptoms emerged to define a disease or syndrome." Physical other side. examinations proved completely normal in two out of three So the appellate judges go firmly on record-in 371 pages, cases. Laboratory tests showed nothing out of the ordinary no less-endorsing Zahalsky, Carnow, and the clinical-ecology either. Thirty-one patients were found to have multiple symp- movement from beginning to end. On appeal, Alcolac's brief toms "most likely of psychological origin The circulating has attacked clinical ecology as "pseúdo-scientific flimflam." levels of immunoglobulins and lymphocytes in this subgroup It's nothing of the sort, replies the appellate court. "[T]he of patients did not differ significantly from those in the other 30 reason OCTOBER 1991 two, subgroups or in normal persons when the effects of prior characterizes the clinical ecologists today is their activist faith. infections were taken into account." None of the patients was Carnow exhorts the modern physician to political action. "cured" by the clinical ecologists' ministrations; "in fact, the "Whether the defense or the plaintiff wins," admits another number of symptoms reported by most of these patients signif- like-minded colleague, "we're going to be much more careful icantly increase after such treatment, probably reflecting in- in the future about the way we use toxic chemicals as a result creasing fear of other possible environmental hazards." of my involvement in toxic tort litigation, and that's my In 1984, a task force appointed by the California Medical purpose in this game." Many concede, more or less directly, Association conducted an independent review of the clinical- that faith must come before the facts. Carnow allows that "[a] ecology literature. Clinical ecologists presented their claims heightened level of consciousness" about the links between and specifically identified three of the best papers in their field. environment and disease "is critical to considering the 'disease Two of those papers, the task force found, failed to define the syndrome.' disease being diagnosed or treated and failed to use proper Anthony Z. Roisman, a plaintiff's lawyer, is just a shade controls. One claimed to have used double-blind testing but, in more careful in his credo: "[D]o I believe that immune damage fact, did not. One reported results that had been crudely fiddled. is caused by toxic chemicals for which plaintiffs can recover in And so on, through the three model papers and the rest of the court. Believe in it? Hell, I've seen it done. I believe." That clinical-ecology literature. "There is no convincing evidence is what clinical ecology comes down to. There is no science that supports the hypotheses on which clinical ecology is here, but none is needed. As one mainstream student of the cult based," the task force concluded. "[C]linical ecologists have has concluded, the clinical-ecology syndrome "constitutes a not identified specific, recognizable diseases caused by expo- belief and not a disease." Unlike his patient, or at least unlike sure to low-level environmental stressors." his patient's immune system, the clinical ecologist himself is A 1986 assessment of clinical ecology by the American an outlier, an aberration, a living example of dysfunction and Academy of Allergy and Immunology reached similar conclu- pathology. He is perfectly adapted, in other words, to modern- sions. "The idea that the environment is responsible for a day testifying. He is adept at prevaricating, playing on credu- multitude of human health problems is most appealing," it lity, scoring verbal points, forgetting inconvenient data, and acknowledged. But there is no "satisfactory evidence to sup- dredging up convenient anecdotes. He has experience with port the actual existence of 'immune system dysregulation' or persuading, for his clinical practice depends entirely on per- maladaptation Properly controlled studies defining objective suading patients first that they are sick, then that they have been parameters of illness, properly controlled evaluation of the cured. He has vast experience with conflict, for he is forever in treatment modalities, and appropriate patient assessment have conflict with his mainstream cousins. not been done." The "diagnostic and therapeutic principles He survives only by hiding and equivocating, for good used to support the concept of clinical ecology" are "unprov- science deals ruthlessly with error presented directly in the en." One by one, other mainstream medical journals examined open. He is not about to be sandbagged on cross-examination, clinical ecology and found no "there" there. for he has survived that sort of attack countless times before. Through it all, he remains, in the words of Dr. Elliot F. Ellis, a S "generally quite charming, often charismatic, reasonable- o what maintains the faith of the clinical ecologists and sounding physician with a definite evangelical bent." He will their patients? Some, especially among the patients, cer- be, in short, an excellent witness in court. tainly have an eye on litigation. Terr's systematic examination He will need to be. Let us visit with Bertram Carnow one of 50 consecutive patients referred for reevaluation of a clini- last time. Yes, in court again-where else?-but this time cal-ecology diagnosis found that 43 were pressing worker's appearing not as a witness but as a defendant. The plaintiff is compensation claims and two others were pursuing tort claims one Paul L. Pratt, Esq., no stranger to courtrooms either, for against chemical manufacturers. Only five, apparently, had no Pratt is a plaintiff's lawyer and Carnow's one-time employer. specific financial interest in being sick, and one of those was According to published reports about the suit, Carnow "mis- involved in child-custody litigation. represented to Pratt the number of times he failed the board In other cases, patients undoubtedly are sick, distressingly examination in Internal Medicine and, in addition, lied under so, but the illness is not centered in their immune systems. A oath about it." 1983 paper by psychiatrist Carroll M. Brodsky describes her Pratt claims that had he known the facts, he would never examination of eight clinical-ecology patients. "[M]ost have a have hired Carnow. Since Carnow's credibility as an expert history of overt psychiatric symptoms," Brodsky reports. "All witness is now ruined, Pratt refuses to pay $643,935.20 in too frequently they are seen by the same network of physicians outstanding promissory notes to Carnow, demands reimburse- who subscribe to clinical ecology, and their self-perception and ment of payments already made amounting to $1,624,596.29, diagnosis of 'allergic' to most substances have become an and seeks over $15,000 in punitive damages. Carnow, for his organizing principle in their lives, central to their identity and part, is suing elsewhere for full payment. life-style." Money surely contributes to clinical ecologists' zealotry, but Peter W. Huber is a senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute it is probably not their principal incentive. What most clearly and a columnist for Forbes. OCTOBER 1991 reason 31 STINS OFFANI TENDER AND PRIVATE 737 GIVING 'TIL WASHINGTO IT HURTS 1789 L8C HOW THE UNITED JEWISH APPEAL GULLS DIASPORA JEWS INTO SUPPORTING CORRUPTION AND SERIES Vice 1988 SOCIALISM IN ISRAEL. By Barry Chamish nic t's Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish calendar. The author of Charity USA, to call it "probably the most successful synagogue is crowded with congregants, their minds focused money-making machine in the history of philanthropy." Non- by fasting and prayer. For several hours they've been absorbed profit Times reports that less than 7 percent of the UJA's budget in introspection, confessing their sins and asking forgiveness. is spent on fund raising and administrative expenses. "The UJA Now it's time for another annual ritual. A speaker ascends the runs a lean operation, and its fund-raising record is spotless," podium while ushers distribute envelopes to the congregation. writes Wall Street Journal reporter Cynthia Crossen. Each envelope contains a card with tabs indicating various But the UJA's reputation for effectiveness rests almost en- dollar amounts. The speaker exhorts the congregants to fold tirely on its ability to collect money. Rarely does anyone take down the tabs. By doing so, they promise to donate money to a close look at what happens to that money once it gets to Israel, the United Jewish Appeal. Their generosity won necessarily where it's filtered through a cumbersome bureaucracy that is expiate all those sins they've been cataloging. But it can't hurt. closely tied to a socialist system. Along the way, the flow is Or can it? North American Jews contribute about half a diverted by political cronies, redundant workers, and monopo- billion dollars a year to Israel, mainly through the UJA. In late listic contractors. The trickle that finally makes its way to the 1990 and early 1991, the organization raised $1.2 billion, intended recipients is more disappointing than the Jordan River capitalizing on Saddam Hussein's Scud missiles and the wave in summertime. of Soviet immigration to Israel. In addition to Yom Kippur The appalling inefficiency of private aid to Israel is instruc- appeals, the UJA's techniques include telephone networks, tive for anyone interested in helping formerly socialist coun- pledge dinners, donor books, and special trips to Israel for big tries make the transition to capitalism. Most free-market givers. The UJA's fund-raising prowess has led Carl Bakal, advocates recognize that government-to-government aid, such 32 reason OCTOBER 1991 as that proposed for the Soviet SSSSSSSSSSSSS PRIVATE AID TO ISRAEL PROPS UP Union, is wasteful and counterpro- ductive. But they may be too quick A HUGE BUREAUCRACY AND STIFLES NEEDED to assume that private efforts are, by contrast, sensible and cost-effective. FREE-MARKET REFORMS. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS$ The example of Israel shows that when private aid is distributed by a quasi-governmental body, heard a good public-relations plan. They asked me to work for when the money is spent in a rigidly controlled economy, and free, since no money was allotted to carry out the project. when charity comes with no strings attached, the results are Hundreds of agency workers are severely underemployed every bit as disastrous as any government boondoggle. but nevertheless draw good salaries. More than 700 are emis- saries (shlichim) sent to cities around the world to convince T Jews to immigrate to Israel. Many are former military officers he demeaning effects of the $1.2 billion in economic aid or obedient civil servants rewarded for faithful service with that Israel receives each year from the U.S. government meaningless posts abroad. Most Jews who immigrate to Israel have been well documented by several commentators. The come from places like the Soviet Union and Ethiopia, because money covers a deficit caused mostly by a repressive economic things are much worse there. The emissaries to Western cities system. (See "Perestroika in the Promised Land?," October are a waste of money, yet American donors to the UJA and other 1990.) Israel's aid addiction is prolonging badly needed free- organizations continue to pay for them. market reforms and propping up a huge bureaucracy, making When my wife immigrated to Israel from Scotland, the the lives of Israelis needlessly difficult. details were arranged by an emissary in Glasgow, a city with But a comparable amount of money enters Israel through all of 5,000 Jews. In a given year, he deals with no more than private donations, and the effects are the same: corruption, a dozen immigrants. He goes on speaking engagements to earn nepotism, and slothfulness. The intention of these charitable spare cash and costs donors to Israel tens of thousands of dollars donations is to reduce poverty, but poverty continues to grow, a year in salary, rent, travel, and administrative expenses. in no small part because of too much charity. A friend of mine once lived with a woman whom the Jewish American donors commonly believe that Israelis are poor Agency sent to the United States to recruit immigrants. She because they spend so much on defense. The $6 billion that found a microwave oven in New York that she wanted to take Israel spends each year on defense is about 20 percent of the back to Israel, but it was out of stock. Her schedule had her GNP. But subtract U.S. military aid to Israel, and Israelis spend ending her tour in Los Angeles and returning from there to Tel about the same per capita on defense as Americans do. The truth Aviv. In the middle of the trip, using her agency expense is that the Israeli economy is hobbled by heavy regulation, price account, she flew back to New York to buy her oven. Now for controls, oppressive taxation, state-sanctioned monopolies, every batch of microwave popcorn she makes, she can thank and huge trade barriers. The well-intentioned efforts of Amer- American donors to Israeli causes. ican donors perpetuate Israel's dependence on handouts, while While some employees get perks and generous salaries for failing to help those truly in need. doing next to nothing, there never seems to be enough money The failure can be traced largely to the quasi-governmental to pay those who do the real work. Esther-who works for the Jewish Agency, which distributes the money raised by the UJA agency for a paltry sum while her boss draws a huge salary, gets and similar organizations. The Jewish Agency predates the free use of a Volvo, and goes on twice-yearly "exploratory" state of Israel; it was the governing body of the Jewish commu- trips abroad-describes a rebellion in her office. The staff nity in Palestine until 1948. With an official working budget of demanded a pay raise. The boss said that was impossible but more than $800 million, the agency manages to run a deficit suggested that each worker fill out overtime forms, which he every year, and the interest on its debt is covered by American would approve. Esther says such fraud is commonplace. philanthropy. (Moreover, the Israeli government borrows aid money from the UJA to cover its deficits.) High personnel costs are one reason for the Jewish Agency's A nother source of waste is the misuse of money in construc- profligate spending; the organization is full of deadwood. Re- tion projects. For the last 13 years, much of the UJA's strictive labor laws make firing an agency worker with tenure money has been directed at a worthy experiment called Project almost impossible, and much American money goes to feed and Renewal. An American community adopts an impoverished house redundant workers. Years ago, for example, the agency Israeli community and raises funds to rehabilitate it. Last year, hired a general and war hero for a public-relations job. Politics The Jerusalem Post sent me to cover the dedication of a in the agency changed, and he was no longer wanted. But labor $2.5-million community center in Gan Yavne built with money rules kept him at his post, and today he runs an office with a from Winnipeg donors. secretary and a minimal budget. Another agency employee I had previously reported on a dozen Project Renewal com- continues to earn a salary as an editor even though his cultural munities, but none was like Gan Yavne. In terms of the size of journal has ceased publication. the homes and the lots they were built on, the place is little I once sat in a meeting with these two people in which I different from New Rochelle, New York. I wrote that this was OCTOBER 1991 reason 33 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKEEPING STORIES OF tains a firm grip on the American Jewish press by outright ownership CORRUPTION AND INEFFICIENCY FROM THE or heavy subsidization through advertising. It plants stories in the AMERICAN JEWISH PUBLIC IS AN OBSESSION FOR Jewish papers about UJA activities that appeal to donors but have noth- THE UJA. ing to do with the reality in Israel. "The Jewish press has kept the least deserving recipient of foreign aid imaginable. In American Jews totally ignorant about Israel," says Joel Bain- retaliation, Keren Yesod (UJA-Canada) launched a smear erman, a former economics editor for The Jerusalem Post who campaign against me. One letter to the Post, from a Keren frequently speaks to American audiences. "They're shocked Yesod official, warned me not to set foot in Winnipeg, as if when I explain the extent of the official corruption and even the UJA ran the town. more shocked when I tell them what role American money is playing in the downfall of Israel's morality. No one has even P hinted to them that there may be a relation between access to roject Renewal donors in Montreal also have reason to huge amounts of unearned cash and hanky-panky." doubt that their money is being put to its best use. In 1989, In its efforts to draw a rosy picture of Israel, the UJA finds former City Councilor Jeff Halper and Idelle Ross, a reporter no shortage of flacks. It pays writers well, and virtually every with Israel Radio, began to wonder what was happening to the English-language writer in Israel has worked for the organiza- millions donated by citizens of Montreal to uplift the slums of tion at one time or another. I'm no exception-I worked for the central Jerusalem. It seemed that little was being done to UJA in the mid-'80s for more than a year. Shale Siegel, an improve the neighborhood. They investigated and discovered ex-officer who was then the UJA's editor, warned me: "Don't that the project's Israeli director, Dan Waxman, was drawing a make the mistake of believing you're actually going to be salary of $120,000 annually. (The average Israeli salary is writing. You'll arrange words the way we want them. Most about $8,000.) The monthly rent for the project's office was writers don't last more than half a year, so don't think this is $2,000. After the Israeli media publicized these facts, Project long-term employment." Renewal's Montreal office fired Waxman and moved the I liked him, and so did most of the writers. But the sheer Jerusalem headquarters. fabrication stabbed at the conscience so deeply that most did A year later, Ross was reporting for Israel TV news on the quit within months. One writer had her fill when, she says, "I dedication of a new recreation center funded by Montreal had to quote a kid saying he wanted to grow up to be a doctor. donors. The first 15 seconds of her one-minute report were The kid wanted to drive a bus, but that doesn't tug at the spent on a glowing official description of the good that this heartstrings. So I changed 'bus driver' to 'doctor' for them." piece of tarmac would do for the residents of the area. The rest The UJA wants to depict Israel as a sort of Long Island set of the report consisted of comments from residents, who in the Middle East. The fact that Israel's answer to the Demo- demanded to know why millions of dollars had been spent to crats, the Labor Party, has not won a national election in 14 buy so little. After the first 15 seconds aired, a sudden technical years does not deter the UJA from hiring as speakers such glitch wiped out the rest of the report. has-beens as Abba Eban and Teddy Kollek, who are well paid The real beneficiaries of Project Renewal largess are the for dinner engagements. Most American Jews have no idea neighborhood administrators. In two cases I investigated in how despised Labor Party leader Shimon Peres is in Israel, nor Jerusalem, the local technocrats who handled the applications do they have any clue as to the scope of the corruption that from residents seeking money for renovations were closely brought the demise of Labor and is slowly eating away at the associated with radical political groups (one actually called credibility of the ruling Likud coalition. "the Black Panthers") and allegedly had criminal ties. A num- When a UJA group lands in Israel, it is treated to a show ber of American communities woke up to the shenanigans and designed to reinforce false images. Although Sephardic music, established better oversight, but others continued to naively by performers such as Ofra Chazeh, has almost totally replaced trust the Israelis who get the checks. the European melodies, Americans are entertained with de- Every four years, when the Jewish Agency elects its execu- cades-old hora songs. Although the kibbutz movement is $4 tive, American fund-raisers try to take over the organization. billion in debt and some two-thirds of its young people are They argue that money is being seriously misallocated and abandoning it, Americans are taken to a rare successful kibbutz deep reforms are needed in a hurry. But the agency is an Israeli to witness the reclaiming of the land. organization, and years of political appointments make a On Project Renewal visits, the prettiest girls in town hand takeover very difficult. After each failed coup, the new Israeli out roses, and later the townspeople, safely cordoned off from director fires a lot of low-level staff to prove he's serious about the Americans, join the dedication ceremony. Speakers, includ- reform, but the executives drawing huge salaries stay in place. ing the mayor and other politicians, mostly from Labor, express Keeping stories of corruption and inefficiency from the gratitude for the Americans' generosity, and then a cute child- American Jewish public is an obsession for the UJA. It main- ren's choir performs a few songs of praise. 34 reason OCTOBER 1991 The UJA groups are called "missions." There are Singles' doctors will arrive from the Soviet Union this year. In order to Missions, Dentists' Missions, and, my favorite, the Hollywood earn a living, many of the doctors will have to be retrained in Artists' Mission. By the time I interviewed Jack Lemmon, he Western methods. Branover estimates that 2,000 of the en- had been moved to tears by the UJA-orchestrated schmaltz. The gineers will bring original ideas with them that will die unless UJA likes to take missions to an air force or army base, give backing is found for development and the engineers are trained them a tour or demonstration, and invite them to a lecture by a in Western patent and marketing methods. middle-level officer. The visitors leave convinced they have Here is an area where the UJA and other philanthropic been privy to top-level military information. organizations could make a real difference. Until now they All the inconvenient facts of Israeli life remain hidden. If have built tennis courts, day-care centers, old-age homes, and money is needed to aid new Soviet immigrants, no one will find the like. Opening a college for Soviet engineers might actually out about the bungling and political infighting that is pre- lead to the development of products, construction of factories, venting new construction to house these people. If funds are and creation of jobs. Of course, these people would wean needed to upgrade housing, no one will discover that the themselves from any need for charity, and that's bad for the housing is falling apart because of shoddy construction, pay- fund-raising business. "Charity organizations don't want offs, and inferior materials. Critical thinking is smothered, lest people to better themselves without their help," Bainerman it ruin the big night when pledges are gathered for donations. says. "They make Israelis apathetic, and, the worst crime of all, The big donors are invited on the President's or Prime they feed a politico-economic system that is strangling the Minister's Missions. The honored participants share dinner whole country." with Israel's president or prime minister, hear a speech, and But there are changes that could make American donations donate. Live Aid raised $90 million from a billion music lovers. work. First, the UJA and anyone else associated with the Jewish I've seen half that raised in an hour at the close of a Prime Agency should divorce itself from that organization and create Minister's Mission. a completely private charity accountable to every donor. American donors are motivated partly by a desire to con- Money should not be allowed to disappear into the Israeli tribute to Israel's well-being. But another element is prestige. bureaucracy anymore. Big donors become the unelected spokespeople of American Second, the UJA and allied organizations should sell off Jews. They get to talk to major Israeli politicians and then get assets such as dental clinics, kindergartens, and nursing homes. debriefed by members of Congress back home. They get inter- This would raise money, and it would employ Israelis with the viewed on Israeli policy by the American media, which tend to initiative to buy the properties. And, finally, if the UJA is really equate money with expertise on Middle Eastern affairs. All this interested in immigration to Israel, providing small-business raises their status within their communities. loans to prospective immigrants would be a better investment than paying unproductive emissaries. Instead of a tax-deduct- B ible Project Renewal, the UJA should establish a Project In- ut American Jews have begun to recognize that they are dustrial, aimed at creating real income. Donors would have to being manipulated. The members of the missions look trade tax write-offs for dividends. "Whenever I lecture abroad," older each year, as younger activists become harder to find. says Bainerman, "I tell the people the biggest favor American Some projects fail. In 1990, the UJA tried to raise money to Jews could do for Israel is to stop giving charity and start bring indigent Soviet Jews from a transit camp in Rome to the investing in industry." United States. These Jews held Israeli visas, though they had About 800 years ago, the great Jewish scholar Maimonides no intention of going to Israel. This deception was one reason described eight levels of charity. The lowest, he said, is tossing very little money was raised to bring them to the United States. a coin to a beggar. The highest is enabling the beggar to become Many UJA workers are not committed to Israel as such; self-reliant by finding him a job, taking him in as a partner, or rather, they are professional fund-raisers. A failed campaign lending him the capital to start his own business. can cost them their jobs. Yet for all the slick selling, they are That wisdom applies to the Soviet Union and Eastern not winning converts. In 1973, they raised $1 billion; in recent Europe as well as Israel. For socialists who want to become years, the annual average has been about half that. The old capitalists, the first lesson should be that capitalists do not tricks are not having the results they used to. throw money away. By investing instead of subsidizing, Amer- This year saw a brief revival. The Iraqi missile attacks, icans can ensure that their money is spent according to the combined with the wave of Soviet immigrants, pushed total discipline of the marketplace, rather than the whim of a bureau- revenue for 1990-91 to $1.2 billion. But not one penny that crat. Instead of being squandered, it would help create more arrives in Israel will help create jobs. A lot of the money will wealth. The output-in profits, jobs, goods, and services— be used to build homes for immigrants. This work will be would be greater than the input. Investment is the kind of aid supervised by Housing Minister Ariel Sharon, who, according that makes recipients into donors, beggars into employers. to a recent state controller's report, runs a ministry loaded with Maimonides would have approved. high-paying but useless posts for friends and supporters. Herman Branover, a professor of engineering at Beersheva Barry Chamish is the author of The Fall of Israel, which will be University, estimates that 10,000 engineers and almost as many published in Great Britain in November. OCTOBER 1991 reason 35 STATE PURE ORKED BEEF y CORNED AMY WASSERMAN WASSE RMAN BY THOMAS HARVEY HOLT our kids into Green. turning schools Are dn Recycled Paper drowing jKkLIMmNnOoPpQqRrSs I n the repentant 1990s, environmentalism is "in." Recy- includes anadromous fish, evapo-transpiration, eutrophica- cling, reusable shopping bags, green marketing, and cloth tion, carrying capacity, and other terms of bureaucratic and diapers are high fashion. Now the trend is infiltrating the scientific art. But some other activities augur ill for the future: primary and secondary schools, where the young generation is The EPA suggests letter-writing campaigns and consumer boy- being taught to be "environmentally literate." Ten years ago, cotts to demonstrate concern for the environment. one unit of a social-studies or science class or one chapter of a As the EPA's programs suggest, environmental education textbook might have been dedicated to ecology. Today, entire includes a wide range of activities-from perfunctory field classes and textbooks focus on the environment, and dozens of trips to nature centers, where students wander along well-worn activist organizations are working to shape environmental trails, to calls to activism, in which students are organized to curricula nationwide. Environmental education has become a lobby for particular regulations. There are few formal grade- growth industry. school environmental texts available, so schools and teachers The overt activism that can accompany environmental edu- generally are left to develop their own programs from press cation is troubling. More subtle, but equally problematic, are accounts of particular issues and from literature provided by the assumptions behind the enterprise: that the goal is to teach environmental and conservation groups. children how to make political decisions rather than to under- "There is no set curriculum," says Dan Mattson, who stand natural processes; that environmental problems neces- teaches environmental education to elementary students at the sarily require political (rather than individual or market) Dowling School, one of three magnet "urban environmental approaches; and that environmental values should be given learning centers" in the Minneapolis Public School System. special weight in trade-offs with jobs, health, safety, con- "That's part of the problem. There's an abundance of material. venience, and other factors. What we have to do is pick and choose." Unlike previous attempts at issues-oriented education- such as peace studies-en- vironmental education seems The textbooks to be taking hold, thanks to T he textbooks that do exist often impart an extremist the efforts of environmental message: If the population explosion doesn't deplete groups and the Bush adminis- the world's resources and cause mass starvation, pollution and often impart tration. The Environmental the destruction of the ozone layer will kill us all anyway. Or Protection Agency's new Of- more simply, the world would be a great place if it weren't for an extremist fice of Environmental Educa- all the humans. tion, created under legislation Scott Foresman's People on Earth: A World Geography signed last year by President declares, "Every twenty-four hours more than 3,000 acres of message: that Bush, is working to "ensure green space are lost around this country. Every year adds up to that topical environmental is- at least a million acres Its place is being taken by housing, sues are part of an en- schools, business, industries, roads, highways." This lament the world would vironmental education seems to assume that "green space"-which, by the way, does curriculum." not mean forest land, since that's actually growing-is an A strategic plan for the of- unqualified good, always preferable to the places where people be a great place fice indicates that it will be live, learn, work, and travel. taking its cues from the Then there is Harper and Row's A People and a Nation, a if it weren't for National Wildlife Federation 1981 civics text still in use. It states: "Ugliness, junk, clutter and other activist organiza- and noise scream for attention. What solution is there to 'too tions. The legislation creating much' of everything? While billions were spent on the moon all the humans. the program requires, among shot and the war in Vietnam, problems of public life mounted. other things, that the EPA an- The United States, like other industrial countries, was plagued nually present a "Rachel Car- by pollution of the water and the air. and by hideous grave- son Award," in honor of the yards of abandoned cars Strong regulations protecting our author of Silent Spring, the natural resources and controlling pollution may be needed to 1962 book that described im- avert a possible ecological disaster. Yet industry sees such pending environmental measures as being too restrictive." catastrophe. Demand for textbooks to serve these new classes is so strong So far, the EPA's efforts that Addison-Wesley, a leading science publisher, revised a have been more comical than college text for high school use. Environmental Science: A worrisome. A suggested en- Framework for Decision Making is in its second edition, and a vironmental vocabulary list third is on the way. The recurrent theme is that people and for elementary schools dis- population growth threaten "the survival of human life." The tributed for Earth Day 1990 text describes Communist China's forced sterilizations and 38 reason OCTOBER 1991 abortions as "highly successful" and "innovative" programs to second, four on the third, eight on the fourth, etc. The father, control population. And while the book does present calculating that the first week's allowance would be only $1.27, point/counterpoint sidebars on various issues, little doubt is left agrees. This is to illustrate exponential growth. After noting that about which view students are supposed to adopt: "Modern the world's population doubled between 1950 and 1987, an NSF industrial society as we know it cannot continue." exercise guide advises: "The population explosion is the cause The works of the alarmist Worldwatch Institute's Lester of many environmental problems These problems are ex- Brown, described as "superb," figure prominently in suggested amples of the limits to human growth that we must face. No reading lists at the end of each chapter of Environmental amount of technological or cultural intervention can change the Science. The work of market-oriented economist Julian Simon, fact that the Earth and its resources are finite." on the other hand, is described as "an economic projection based on past trends that many critics doubt will continue." Despite its title, Environmental Science places nearly as much emphasis on political action as it does on science. "You A gain, the situation is more complex than the exercise can take political actions," students are told at the end of a suggests. Economists such as Julian Simon contend chapter on "Feeding the World's People." "You might chal- that the problem isn't so much excessive population growth as lenge current policies that place military demands above agri- it is inadequate economic growth. Birth rates decline as coun- cultural and economic development Support politicians who tries become industrialized. Simon and other scholars argue take a strong and sensible stand on world hunger. Write the that the best way to advance the welfare of "overpopulated" newspapers with your informed opinions. Start or join discus- countries and to reduce the population explosion is to foster sion groups emphasizing the need for personal as well as economic growth, not stifle it. But the NSF exercise omits this widespread political changes." view. Simon also takes issue with the idea that we are in And what might those changes entail? Among other things, imminent danger of depleting the world's natural resources. He "converting the current economic system of unlimited growth notes that the real prices of most raw materials have been falling to one of steady-state economics. Government can play a major during this century, repeatedly role here" because, as the text notes a few pages earlier, confounding predictions by "redistribution would yield a more equitable sharing of re- limits-to-growth doomsayers. "Understanding" sources." Many of those who shape Environmental Science isn't alone in its call for activism. the environmental education Some texts go out of their way to incorporate demands for curriculum believe that their that the world is environmental activism into totally unrelated subjects. For purpose is not to weigh con- example, Macmillan's Eastern Hemisphere, a 1990 sixth-grade flicting facts, values, and theo- social studies text, leaps in a single sentence from the Code of ries, but to instill a sense of going to hell Hammurabi, a system of laws recorded around 1780 B.C., to crisis. "Understanding that the the tale of a present-day environmental activist: world is going to hell in a in a handbasket "The people of Mesopotamia knew that the Tigris and handbasket is half of en- Euphrates rivers were valuable sources of life. As you have vironmental education," says read, civilization flourished in 'the land between the rivers.' Ed Clark, president of the is half of Even the laws of the Code of Hammurabi warned: 'If a man Wildlife Center of Virginia, fails to honor the rivers, he shall not gain life from them.' In which tries to instill respect of modern times, people have often failed to remember just how animals through school as- environmental important the environment is. There is, however, a senior sembly programs. citizen in Levittown, Pennsylvania, who reminds us of the great In a draft paper, a special value of nature. His name is Ray Profitt and he is a one-man National Science Teachers As- education," says environmental hero. When Ray sees people who pollute, or sociation task force on en- dirty the environment, he does not look away." It goes on to tell vironmental education one activist. how Profitt tracks down and reports polluters to the authorities. suggests a three-step ap- "This sort of thing is common today in textbooks" at all proach, calling for nominal, grade levels, says Gilbert Sewall, president of the American functional, and operational en- Textbook Council, a private organization that reviews text- vironmental literacy. Those books for accuracy and bias. buzzwords translate approxi- Teachers looking for techniques to teach environmental mately to: general respect for courses encounter the same messages. One popular exercise, nature and a gut-level knowl- suggested by the National Science Foundation, is "The Foolish edge of man's impact on the Daughter," which begins with the story of a father who com- environment (nominal); plains that $10 is too much for a weekly allowance. His broader knowledge of the en- daughter offers him a deal: one penny the first day, two on the vironment, the ability to ana- OCTOBER 1991 reason 39 lyze environmental problems and issues on the "basis of sound eral and city legislation that will prohibit the release of CFCs. evidence and personal values and ethics," communicating find- They have created a KIDS S.T.O.P. Starter Kit for teachers or ings to others, and taking some remedial action on issues of students which includes blank petitions, personal letters, particular individual concern (functional); and individual and pledges and a list of suggested projects." political action (operational). "Now what the hell does a second-grader know about While the first two steps are arguably worthwhile, the third chlorofluorocarbons?" asks Jack Padalino, president of the is nothing more than a call to get students involved in political Pocono Environmental Education Center and chairman of the battles, a call that will find a ready audience among at least NSTA task force. There's a difference, says Padalino, "between some teachers. Indeed, some educators have already turned an environmentalist and an educator. An environmentalist is an their classrooms into centers of activism. In an article in The advocate But the people in schools should be environmental Science Teacher, Edna Figueroa, a biology teacher at H.M. educators presenting the balanced view, nonadvocacy." King High School in Kingsville, Texas, suggests these exer- In fact, many educators do try to be fair. When Bev Jones's cises: "Explain the environmental and health problems as- son Tony told her that Earth First! had made a presentation to sociated with incineration of wastes on land"; and "Prepare a his fourth-grade class in Blue River, Oregon, she became quite bill for consideration by your state legislature that will protect upset. His father is a timberman who has little affection for an a particular area of the environment your community is con- organization that allegedly spikes trees. After Mrs. Jones called cerned about." the principal to discuss the matter, however, the school agreed At Kenai Peninsula Borough School District in Alaska, to allow a presentation by an industry group. reports NEA Today, sixth-grade teacher Zada Friedersdorff has had her students construct miniature "landfills" in glass bottles to observe how garbage rots. The students will submit their findings to the local landfill "in the hopes of improving B ut the difference between activism and education is garbage disposal." often subtle. It involves more than allowing compet- "Ah! Building good protesters!" responds Sewall, of the ing interest groups to present their wares. And political action American Textbook Council. can find its way into much environmental education-even the "This is a new kind of citizen- fairest and most evenhanded. KIDS S.T.O.P. ship course, isn't it? Instead of Consider the way Mary Boeni teaches her elective course helping old ladies across the "Science, Technology, and Society" to juniors and seniors at is working to street, we go and present a bill Springfield High School in Springfield Delco, Pennsylvania. of particulars to the local land- She tries to present students with a balanced view of en- fill operator and presumably vironmental issues. "I call it the PMI breakdown-the Plus, save the planet lobby at the local level for Minus, Interesting or Unresolved. And with that, we look at amelioration, some kind of re- known facts, good points, bad points, and information that we form of some terrible local have and 'what are we going to do with it?' from ozone atrocity. I don't mean to be Using the Socratic method, Boeni gets students to list what facetious, but I think en- they see as the pluses and minuses of, say, nuclear power. Low vironmental education does air-pollution emissions might be a plus for nuclear power, and depletion. just fine when it sticks to ap- waste disposal and the "fear factor" might be minuses. She plied science and descriptive sometimes breaks the class into groups, which must list the pros But what do analysis of some of the major and cons of some project-a trash-to-energy plant, for in- problems." stance-and arrive at a unanimous "go" or "no-go" decision. Nor do the young lobbyists The class-as-collective approach suggests that these consensus second-graders stick to local issues. Second- processes are how decision making works, or ought to work, graders at P.S. 174 in Rego in the real world. While particular solutions to environmental Park, Queens, New York, problems may be challenged, this approach leaves children know about CFCs? founded the national KIDS with the impression that most environmental problems should Save The Ozone Project be solved by the political process. The course would be im- (S.T.O.P.). "They are working proved by making this assumption explicit and examining it. to 'save the planet' from the "IfI had my druthers, there would be kids writing legislators deadly effects of ozone deple- saying do this, and there would be kids writing legislators tion caused by continuing re- saying do that," says Joe Premo, Minneapolis's coordinator of lease of chlorofluorocarbons, elementary science education. "If I've done my job, I would or CFCs, into the atmosphere," expect kids to come up with different points of view. And they reports Science Scope, a pub- might take political action on a variety of points of view." lication of the NSTA. "The Premo's main concern is that teachers should not use their children are supporting fed- positions to push their own viewpoints: "I think getting first- 40 reason OCTOBER 1991 graders to picket city hall is probably not appropriate," he says. that it was better to do that which appears to be environmentally "That tends to be using kids for adult agendas." But he does sensitive than that which really is." promote political action, especially by older students. "I think getting them involved in accessing the political system is a logical extension of what you are doing." The problem is that by stressing activism as a solution to environmental problems, I t's possible to teach about the environment without in- educators implicitly urge their students to get involved in doctrinating students into eco-activism. For younger stu- green politics. dents, schools can teach how sewage treatment plants work, what is involved in recycling, and how ecosystems work. They can, in short, teach science rather than public policy. A High-school students, on the other hand, can grapple with nd not everyone is as evenhanded as Premo or some of the public policy implications of environmental con- Boeni. Some teachers get upset when kids make troversies. Teachers should deal with all of the important ques- individual decisions about environmental issues-especially tions: Does a problem exist? If so, how should we decide on when those decisions involve concrete actions. Unlike nuclear how to deal with it? And are the cures more costly than the energy or endangered species, recycling is something students disease? Gilbert Sewall suggests a debate format. "Not a loaded can control themselves. And most teachers seem to have taken debate, where everyone knows there is a right answer, but a a cue from Wilford Brimley and presented recycling as "the kind of 'according to this view x, and according to that view y, right thing to do." and some people weigh in with z. Deborah Rubinstein's eighth-grade class at South Mil- Joe Premo's Dowling School tries an approach similar to the waukee Junior High School conducted a newspaper-recycling one suggested by Sewall. For instance, the school often asks an lab as part of the Earth Day 1990 celebration. The students architect "to talk about how to do building, what materials to made recycled paper "to model the process that reclaims the use and all that. And each of those kinds of decisions is a waste paper that we hope their families will save and take to trade-off-you need strength, you need durability, you need to recycling centers." More common are school recycling clubs worry about pollution, will it and other programs that encourage students to recycle news- ever decay-the whole recy- papers, glass bottles, and aluminum cans. cling business is a very impor- Most teachers, Such programs don't always consider such messy details as tant part of this particular the toxic sludge produced by deinking newspapers or the school. We have to trade off taking a cue from high energy costs of driving old bottles to glass-recycling convenience for pollution. Do plants. And they present recycling not as one choice among we want to do that, and what many but as a requirement of good citizenship-and perhaps are some other options that we Wilford Brimley, of the class itself. have?" Take the Los Angeles boy who announced to his parents that Premo's approach suggests henceforth he wanted his lunch packed in reusable Tupper- that environmental education present recycling ware-style containers; he cited plastic sandwich bags and juice can be taught impartially. But boxes as especially wasteful. His father pointed out that there too often, environmental edu- are disadvantages to reusable packaging. A juicé container cation, unlike history or math- as "the right might spill, but a juice box couldn't be opened until lunch. And ematics, leads to some form of besides, he told the boy, come disposal time a plastic bag takes action, whether it be petition- up very little space, while a plastic container may not crush so thing to do" ing state legislators or choos- well when it's eventually thrown out. ing to recycle. That's the After reconsidering the options, the boy took his lunch to unstated goal of many teach- -a requirement of school the next day in the usual manner-sandwiches in plastic ers, even some of the best bags, juice in a box, and so on. When the teacher wanted to ones. "You want to have know why he hadn't followed her suggestions, he recounted people exhibit behaviors that good citizenship. the conversation with his father. When the father went to pick guarantee that the environ- up the boy that afternoon, the teacher told him, "I heard what ment is going to be here, an you told [your son]. I really wish you wouldn't interfere. We're environment that's healthful trying to make the children more environmentally sensitive." and healing," says Jack The father explained that he thought the way his son's lunch Padalino. "That's ultimately was packed was in fact environmentally sensitive and that the what it is about." teacher's facts about juice boxes and lunch bags were wrong. "That may well be," she said. "But it's what we are teaching Thomas Harvey Holt is as- them, and I wish you wouldn't interfere." sistant editorial page editor of "It was actually rather amusing," says the man. "She thought the Richmond Times-Dispatch. OCTOBER 1991 42 reason SUSAN LAPIDES c H c E CHALLENGES Opposition to public-school choice is fading, t seems like a dream come true. To longtime advocates of media. If choice advocates go too competition in American education, the much-publicized far, too fast, their reforms-vital but daunting adoption of Polly Williams's voucher plan in Milwaukee and to educational improvement and the release earlier this year of President Bush's choice-driven therefore to America's future- education strategy seem to form the crest of a long-awaited could fail. wave of reform, soon to crash through the rickety edifice of the obstacles await So far, most choice programs public-education establishment. New Secretary of Education have been limited to public Lamar Alexander and Deputy Secretary David Kearns are schools, with competition further strongly pitching a parental-choice program encompassing pri- restricted by bureaucratic bar- those who vate and religious schools, using terminology cribbed from riers. The momentum to establish Politics, Markets, and America's Schools, a highly praised such "controlled-choice" pro- choice manifesto by John Chubb and Terry Moe. And state and grams is growing. In Massachu- support more local policy makers are enacting new programs, with varying setts, for example, a statewide degrees of early success and acclaim, to give parents choices public-school choice plan pro- among publicly funded schools. posed by new Gov. William Weld But judging the size and power of an approaching wave is passed the legislature in early substantive reforms. often difficult at long distances. You have to be close to it. 1991, with the crucial backing of That's why it's important for us not to drown in the homilies State Senate President William BY JOHN HOOD and hype surrounding choice, and not to ignore the still- Bulger and other Democrats. In powerful undercurrent of opposition beneath the surface. The Michigan, bills authorizing intradistrict choice among public adoption of truly meaningful reforms isn't guaranteed. It re- schools and experiments with interdistrict choice made it out quires a calm and honest assessment of the choice experiments of the education committee in the state Senate, although they to date and a realistic view of the political and legal obstacles ultimately failed on the floor. And influential Democratic poli- that lie ahead. ticians, from Chicago Mayor Richard Daley to Arkansas Gov. Teachers' unions and other groups with a vested interest in (and potential presidential candidate) Bill Clinton have en- the current system wield tremendous power in state legislatures dorsed school choice in varying forms. and local school politics. Their lawyers have a number of One reason for the popularity of public-school choice initia- weapons to employ, from questions about resegregation to tives is the record of a few long-term choice experiments. These constitutional challenges to state aid for religious schools. And programs give advocates successes they can point to-ex- the general public, while favoring the concept of choice in amples of systems that, while far from perfect, offer a better education, is still largely unfamiliar with the specifics of education, more freedom, and greater flexibility than the typi- voucher plans. Their support is broad but not deep. cal no-choice public-school system. Even given these caveats, advocates of choice can tri- umph-but not all at once, like a crashing wave. Instead, they will need to work gradually, eroding the education estab- lishment's own power base and letting news of choice's early O ne of the oldest public-school choice programs is in successes trickle down further into the public consciousness. Cambridge, Massachusetts, a city of 100,000 located They need to examine the practical, legal, and political ob- across the Charles River from Boston. Under court orders to stacles to choice, and determine ways to overcome them. And desegregate its schools, the city phased in a choice plan over they need to make allies among educators, business leaders, three years, beginning in 1979, as an alternative to the busing politicians, and power brokers in both parties, and the news that ripped Boston apart. Without the choice plan, it seems OCTOBER 1991 reason 43 likely that the school system, which still operates under cum- major objection to choice, even controlled choice among public bersome court decrees, would have exploded long ago. Cer- schools, has been that poor parents aren't nowledgeable or tainly many observers believe the choice system has helped the responsible enough to make good choices for their children. city avoid at least the magnitude of white flight and school Cambridge takes this objection very seriously. It operates a decay that occurred next door in Boston. Chubb and Moe report Parent Information Center to provide information packets and that in 1987, after six years of controlled choice, 89 percent of to answer questions about school choices. The system also new elementary students in the district were enrolled in the employs 13 parent-liaison officers and a number of part-time public system, compared with 78 percent in 1979. and volunteer people (speaking every major language in the city) to serve as intermediaries between parents and the school system. "It takes a conscious, active effort on our part" to provide all parents the information they need, says the system's parent coordinator, Margaret Gallagher. She and other officials visit Head Start centers and public housing projects, mail informa- tion, and make phone calls to parents to tell them about school choice and remind them of deadlines. "Poor parents are often overwhelmed by school choice," she says. More educated or affluent parents may ask about a school's teaching style, atmosphere, or past performance, says Gal- lagher, but low-income parents seem most concerned about how far the school is from their home or whether their children will fit in with other students who may be better dressed, better fed, and generally better off. Of course, most schools don't differ that much from one another, at least within the "alterna- tive" or "traditional" categories. Many Cambridge parents send In Cambridge, Cambridge's parent information efforts provide its critics elementary and with plenty of ammunition with which to snipe at the "con- middle schools trolled-choice" approach. Most recently Abigail Thernstrom, their children to one of the system's compete for stu- an adjunct associate professor of education at Boston Univer- dents (with consid- sity, evaluated the Cambridge system in a report on school erable bureaucratic choice in Massachusetts for the Boston-based Pioneer Institute. bilingual schools. intervention), and She specifically criticized parent information centers in Cam- several different bridge and other Massachusetts school systems for advancing programs operate the school system's interests over those of parents and for within the city's single public high school. Parents select at over-selling their success at informing disadvantaged parents. least three elementary schools for their child, ranked in order "Parent information centers too often steer parents into of preference. The school system's student assignment officer those schools that have room for members of the racial or ethnic then takes those preferences and evaluates their compatibility group to which they belong," she reported. "Often those will with racial balance, available space, and other controls. The be the schools with space precisely because they are régarded system is far from a true market, since unpopular schools don't as problem institutions." close down and popular schools don't expand to reflect Thernstrom also questioned the entire effort. Low-income demand. But, according to Cambridge officials, 87 percent of parents, she wrote, are by definition poorly educated and kindergarteners entering the system receive their first choice. disciplined-otherwise, why should they be in their present Cambridge's schools of choice divide into "traditional" and predicament? More important, it's inherently difficult to tell "alternative" camps, with some programs unique to Cam- schools apart by just hearing about them or visiting them once bridge. For example, the K-3 Maynard School, formerly con- or twice. "Schools are not quite like a grocery store in which sidered undesirable by many parents, became one of the most products can be easily compared," she contended. popular schools in the district by starting the "Amigos" pro- Although she stretches the argument a bit too far (suggest- gram, in which students speak English half of the day and ing, for example, that teaching styles and classroom environ- Spanish the other half. The program is a favorite of Cam- ment, qualities parents value and officials can explain, aren't bridge's middle- and upper-middle-class white parents, many really part of a school's educational mission), Thernstrom does of whom are employed at nearby Harvard University or the raise some important questions about the capabilities of both Massachusetts Institute of Technology. parents and information officers in a choice system. Printed SUSAN LAPIDES But what about the city's less privileged population? A materials on Cambridge's schools of choice are bland and OCTOBER 1991 44 reason pointlessly repetitive. Most school descriptions use the same of finding a school they believe will serve their children well, phrases and codewords to describe their programs-such as and they will send their children to schools outside their neigh- "developmental" education, "diversity," "individual needs," borhood if necessary. More than 40 percent of parents chose "mutual participation"--and provide little useful information non-neighborhood schools last year. with which to choose among schools. But the Cambridge experience also holds some lessons Furthermore, the perfect marketplace for educational qual- about the limits of controlled choice among public schools: ity envisioned by some simply doesn't exist in Cambridge. The current alternatives aren't very different from one another Gallagher told me that most parents, regardless of education or and must operate under many uniform regulations, from racial socioeconomic class, don't put much of a premium on finding balance to class-size limits, which may impede rather than out the test scores or other qualitative measures associated with advance student learning. Rigid racial quotas, for instance, each school. "The schools with the highest test scores are the often hurt minority students by keeping them out of a success- conservative, traditional ones," she says, "but most of the ful school in their neighborhoods because of the need to attract population is liberal and likes the open school." While it's more whites. difficult to attribute performance to any factor, including Most of the shortcomings are hardly a secret, however, and whether a school is traditional or open, the fact is that Cam- the fame of Cambridge's system doesn't seem to have led to bridge parents-and, if inflection and emphasis is any guide, complacency. According to David Thompson, a parent of a school administrators such as Gallagher-don't seem to eval- Cambridge second-grader, the main complaint about the uate schools by results, formally understood, though that has choice plan among parents is that there isn't enough choice. been one of the promises of choice proponents. "There's a groundswell within the parental community," he Still, this proposition doesn't suggest that even this limited recently told the Christian Science Monitor, "to provide more market for education is destined to fail. To point out that curriculum choices." regulated markets-or markets in general-are imperfect is not to say they aren't superior to alternatives. While parent information centers and other formal mechanisms for promot- O ne way to provide more choices to parents would be ing informed choice may have limited effects, the most impor- to expand government-funded choice plans to in- tant source of information is word of mouth-how neighbors' clude private and religiously affiliated schools. Vouchers kids did at a given school or later in high school or college. (known now by the more politically astute term scholarships) Over time, parents will gravitate to schools that produce and tuition tax relief are two mechanisms for accomplishing successful students. this. But these ideas, with all their promise, represent a signif- We already have a model for how this informal selection icant qualitative change in choice, one that many public-school process might work: private schools. They don't just attract choice supporters are loathe to embrace. Consequently, while parents who understand educational terminology and the theo- public-school choice plans have passed in many jurisdictions ries of Montessori or who scrutinize school reading lists to with minimal legal fallout, the few pioneers of broader choice make sure the classics are included. They rely on reputation, have found themselves the targets of lawsuits alleging misuse neighbors recommending neighbors, etc. Having some parents of public funds, violation of the separation of church and state, who know what they're doing is probably enough. Just as and other serious illegalities. consumers who can intelligently compare cars or computers The most prominent choice experiment involving private drive the market toward quality, benefiting car or, computer schools is the Milwaukee Parental Choice Program, proposed buyers (like me) who have no idea what they're doing, so also by state Rep. Polly Williams and passed in the Wisconsin might parents, operating without perfect information or exper- legislature with strong support from Gov. Tommy Thompson. tise, still be able to demand quality in education. One proof of In 1990-91, the plan gave vouchers of $2,500 each to 259 this is that a large number of poor parents are able to name the participating students, all from low-income, inner-city fami- best public or private schools in their communities, at least as lies, who attended one of six private schools in the city eligible measured by the success of those schools' students. They just for the program. Next year a new school, Milwaukee Montes- can't afford to move into the right district or pay the tuition sori, will enter the program, and a total of 546 slots in private necessary to get their own child into them. schools will be available to eligible students-assuming, of The record in Cambridge suggests that 1) the system imple- course, that the state Supreme Court overturns an appeals mented public-school choice mostly to avoid takeover by the court ruling that the plan is unconstitutional because it was courts on racial-balance grounds; 2) the public schools didn't passed as a last-minute amendment to the budget. (The Wis- fall apart, and, on the contrary, choice-driven improvement consin constitution requires that local bills be passed sepa- may have prevented further white flight; 3) formal and informal rately by the legislature.) measures of school performance have improved (achievement Opponents of the choice plan, such as state Superintendent scores are up, and parents, students, and staff seem excited of Public Instruction Herbert Grover, welcomed the news that about their schools); and 4) parents seem at least mildly capable the Supreme Court would review the case. They want the plan OCTOBER 1991 reason 45 struck down on more substantive grounds-such as edu- Epsom pays "tuition" of $4,600 to the high school in neighbor- cational inequity. Grover calls the Milwaukee plan "edu- ing Pembroke for each Epsom student who attends the school. cational Darwinism." He triggered a countersuit by parents of Eventually, other board members and town residents came choice students when he tried to apply state regulations con- around, and Kelleher and other choice proponents drafted a cerning special education and teacher certification to the par- plan. Expecting a legal challenge, the Epsom choice coalition ticipating private schools, arguing that without such asked the New Hampshire Revenue Administration and attor- regulations students would be unprotected. He also says that ney general about the legality of their plan. The coalition the choice plan would cause the best students to abandon public received no objections. Kelleher says the plan is particularly education. suited to New Hampshire, which has given local governments Participants in the choice plan challenge this assumption. broad powers to grant tax abatements for public purposes. "In Sister Callista Robinson, principal of the Harambee Commu- New Hampshire, tax abatements have been granted for every- nity School, which will take 180 choice students next year, says thing under the sun," he says, such as encouraging business that while critics feared the private schools would skim off the development or helping a taxpayer with sudden financial woes. cream of the student crop, "what we got were some very good Before going through with the plan, however, the Epsom students, some poor, and some average." board signed a contract with Bolick to give the town legal Defending the Milwaukee experiment in court is Clint representation; the town's legal budget of $15,000 wouldn't be Bolick, vice president of the Institute for Justice in Washing- enough in case of a lawsuit by the deep-pocket organizations ton, D.C., a public-interest law firm promoting private prop- that oppose choice. By January, the board had approved 12 erty and individual rights. Bolick says that U.S. Supreme abatements for Epsom students attending schools other than Court cases have established some criteria for choice plans Pembroke. And, sure enough, in March, Epsom was sued by that, if met, should guarantee that they will survive challenge the American Civil Liberties Union and the Epsom School in federal court: A choice program can't discriminate in favor Board, represented by the New Hampshire School Board As- of religious schools; state aid must go to parents, to be spent sociation. Among the charges against the plan are that it vio- at their discretion at schools they choose; and the program lates the constitutional separation of church and state and that can't create a permanent and pervasive state influence in it discriminates against residents who do not own property. religious schools. The battle over Epsom's tax-abatement plan demonstrates State constitutions and laws present other obstacles. Bolick how important clearing every legal hurdle, no matter how points to the Milwaukee case as proof that "the battle for choice superficially innocuous, can be. To qualify as an abatement, for programs will not be easy." The education establishment will instance, the tax break must be given on a case-by-case basis, devote enormous resources to challenge choice programs in not as an entitlement. Otherwise, it would be a tax credit, court, often on technicalities. something towns cannot grant as easily. So along with their more ambitious constitutional challenges, opponents are trying to pin the "tax credit" label on the plan. n the low mountains of central New Hampshire, about 10 Bolick gives the antichoice suit a 50-50 chance at trial and miles east of the state capital of Concord, the small town expects an appeal to the state Supreme Court. The trial should of Epsom (population 2,800) has become an important test be over by mid-September. The Epsom case, like the Mil- case in the legal battle for broad school choice. Last Decem- waukee one, illustrates what challenges lie beyond the relative ber, the town's Board of Selectmen approved a "property tax safety of "controlled choice." In most states and localities, the abatement" plan worth up to $1,000 for parents or "sponsors" path to private-school choice will almost invariably pass who send their children to a high school other than the nearby through the courtroom. public school, Pembroke Academy, including private or re- ligious schools. The Epsom plan, says Bolick, "has tremendous potential B efore choice plans are adjudicated, however, they significance for New Hampshire and the United States." Be- must first be passed by state legislatures, local cause it was drafted and passed by a town rather than a state boards, or, in some places, voters by initiative. The elements of legislature, he notes, the Epsom model could be duplicated in the education establishment who oppose choice, particularly other states with similar tax-abatement or tax-credit laws. when it encompasses private or religious schools, are at least Jack Kelleher, an Epsom resident and until recently a mem- as powerful in these political arenas as they are in the courts. ber of its Board of Selectmen, first came up with the tax In New Hampshire, opponents of a state voucher plan abatement idea in 1982. At the time, hardly anyone else sup- sponsored by former U.S. senator and now state Sen. Gordon ported the idea. "You would have thought I had the plague," he Humphrey banished it to a study committee until 1993. "We says. But Kelleher persisted, arguing that an abatement plan desperately need choice in education to spur excellence," Hum- would save the town money, because the cost of sending a phrey told the Senate. But citing constitutional questions and student to Pembroke is much higher than $1,000. In fact, the possibility of "eroding the public school system," a majority OCTOBER 1991 46 reason of senators killed the proposal. The state teachers' union and and state politicians, and they can organize marches, rallies, commissioner of education had strongly opposed the bill. This and other events to get on the evening news. But it's important pattérn has recurred in a number of statehouses where broad to recognize that the leaders of the establishment don't speak school-choice plans have been introduced. for all public educators. The current bureaucratic system hurts Some of the major players in choice debates across the many public-school teachers, especially the most innovative country include: and successful ones, because rewards are unrelated to their The Education Establishment. Teachers' unions, associa- efforts. In Chicago and many other failed urban systems, most tions of principals and administrators, and even parent-teacher teachers either send their children to private schools or would associations (PTAs) are the most reliable and vocal opponents do so if they could afford to. of choice reforms, whether they are broadly or narrowly Even some principals and district and state administrators drafted. The most frequent argument these groups make against support choice, or at least have begun to soften their position such plans is that they would foster segregation by race, socio- against it. Dale Jensen, executive director of the Minnesota economic class, and student ability. They also say that "univer- Association of School Administrators, was a vocal critic of that sal public éducation" must mean state control and provision of state's public-school choice experiments, particularly its inter- that education, in order to promote cultural affinity and demo- district transfer program. Now he's not so sure. Most forecasts cratic values; on this point, they have some moderate-to-con- of dire consequences from choice have been proven wrong by servative allies who view choice warily as a new force for four years of operation, he said in a recent interview. Worst-case educational "Balkanization." And the education establishment predictions like the one that Minnesota students would switch plays up the possibility that, under broader choice plans encom- schools to get into good hockey or other sports programs didn't passing private schools, state money would fund religious really materialize. "If one wants to be honest, that was probably kooks or fly-by-night operators. going on before, where a parent with a 6-foot-10 son was Setting aside these rhetorical points, the education estab- offered a job in a community," he said. lishment is the most vocal opponent of choice because it has The News Media. Once an important source of opposition the most to lose. Controlled choice among public schools may to choice, many of the country's largest newspapers, including not pose a serious threat to teachers' and administrators' jobs, The Washington Post and the Los Angeles Times, have endorsed but it makes people nervous. Pressure from parents to expand the concept-though they still draw a clear line between pub- curriculum offerings tends to rock the boat, and mediocre lic-school choice (good) and vouchers/tuition tax credits (bad). teachers (who, virtually by definition, make up the bulk of In Wisconsin, the Milwaukee Journal and Milwaukee Sentinel union membership) are afraid of falling out. have opposed Polly Williams's voucher plan, while out-of-state State aid for students attending private schools threatens the media and the black-owned Milwaukee Community Journal establishment more directly. If money travels with the student, have supported it. Reporters on education beats in many cities letting someone transfer to a private school means a smaller are more informed about choice issues than they were a few budget for the public school. By bringing independent work- years ago. They ask tougher questions of choice opponents than places into the system, broad choice breaks up the union they used to and treat choice proponents as serious reformers monopoly on teacher supply. And competition challenges calls rather than extremists. for higher pay, smaller classes, and other perks-if private Civil-Rights Groups. While most national civil-rights or- schools get by with less and do more, why can't public schools? ganizations oppose choice as segregation in disguise, local This "vested interest" explanation, though valid, shouldn't minority groups and political organizations are a more diverse be overemphasized. Most leaders of the education estab- lot. In Milwaukee, blacks are the primary beneficiaries of the lishment are ideologically opposed to an education market. voucher plan and its most eloquent defenders. Given the history They see public education as a segment of government-pro- of many controlled-choice reforms as first-and-foremost vided infrastructure, to which market competition does not desegregation plans, they often, enjoy more support among and should not apply. Fundamentally, many are uncomfortable minorities than they do among local white liberals. In fact, with parents exercising judgment over what their children will public opinion surveys confound the national civil-rights estab- learn, because they believe a universal public-education cur- lishment by finding greater support for parental choice among riculum is the primary force holding the country's diverse minorities (59 percent in a recent NBC/Wall Street Journal poll) racial and ethnic groups together. They differ with antichoice than in the general population. conservatives only over the optimal content of that cur- The most persuasive argument for minorities appears to be riculum, not its role. (Both groups seem to have overlooked a the fairness one: that wealthy, mostly white families already vastly more important force that unifies disparate cultures in enjoy parental choice because they can move to the best school one country: popular culture.) district or can afford private schools. Choice plans, especially Leaders of teachers' and state-employee unions have power- vouchers, offer poor and minority families the prospect of ful weapons to translate this ideology into power: They are a having that power, too. Trying to counter the rhetorical appeal significant source of volunteers and PAC contributions to local of this argument, choice opponents have increasingly empha- OCTOBER 1991 reason 47 sized their contention that private schools would have the real in a failed 1990 initiative for tuition tax credits, translating choice in a voucher system by using formal and informal means nominal public support for choice into votes on Election Day to select their students. This argument, however, makes the isn't easy. The initiative lost 2-1, garnering only 32 percent of all-too-common mistake of assuming that the expensive, selec- the vote. "We hadn't laid the groundwork to convince the tive prep school typifies American private education, when in public that we needed radical change," says Steve Buckstein, reality that category comprises a diverse range of schools. who organized support for the choice initiative in Oregon and Business Groups. Although you might expect business now heads up the Cascade Policy Institute. leaders to be a major source of support for market-based Among the tactical errors choice proponents made, Buck- reform, until recently they have been co-opted by the education stein says, were calling the plan a "tax credit" (he plans to use establishment. Public-school leaders and their allies have used the term scholarship in the future) and allowing out-of-state "adopt-a-school" and other partnerships with businesses to parents to receive the credit for in-state students. The initiative cultivate political contacts. They have, in many cases, per- probably shouldn't have included home schooling, he adds, suaded business leaders that the American education system is even though ideally no form of education should be excluded. failing because of resources and reach (suggesting more money "For voters, including home schools was a negative," he says, and expanded preschool programs as remedies) rather than because they raise the specter of state support for kooks and because of flaws in the system itself. extremists. This argument may be a red herring, but it works. As a result, business has often supported the education Buckstein says the home schooling provision may be dropped establishment and even opposed choice. Earlier this year, the in a future initiative. Committee for Economic Development, a New York City Another red herring that nevertheless poses political prob- group of business leaders, called for $10 billion in new federal lems for choice initiatives is the Richmond County, California, spending on education and specifically criticized voucher case. For several years, Richmond operated a highly publicized plans. State associations and local chambers of commerce in controlled-choice plan in a largely poor, minority district. It such jurisdictions as California, Maryland, North Carolina, even hosted one of President Bush's workshops on school South Carolina, New Orleans, and Cincinnati have supported choice in 1990. But earlier this year, the system declared tax increases, pay raises, and other measures without com- bankruptcy and had to be bailed out by the state. mensurate structural reforms. At the same time, however, there have been a few glimmers of hope. In February a group of CEOs from 15 Indiana corpora- S tate education leaders and teachers' unions blamed tions proposed a package of reforms, including school choice, choice, a charge that is likely to reappear should a for the state. The plan, called COMMIT, at least made it out of planned initiative reach the November ballot. As Richmond committee before being bottled up on the Senate floor by the sank into bankruptcy, however, some 19 other California Indiana State Teachers Association and its legislative allies. In districts teetered on the brink of insolvency. Public attention Chicago, reform-minded business leaders have attempted to do eventually focused as much on financial mismanagement, the an end run around the strong teachers' union, first by helping effects of the recession, and perk-filled teacher contracts as on to draft and implement a decentralization plan for the city's the risks of choice. "At first there was a little flurry" of choice schools and later by putting together and vigorously pushing a criticism, says Pam Riley, a Richmond parent and director of "scholarship" plan much like that proposed by Brookings's public affairs for the Pacific Research Institute for Public John Chubb and Stanford's Terry Moe. Policy. But soon, she continues, the focus became the former To be successful, business groups who want to foster edu- superintendent's management style. cation markets rather than throw money at the current system Still, at every debate on school choice in California (and will have to organize themselves to challenge the political elsewhere) advocates must address the Richmond question: power of unions and to pick away at that power by enlisting the Won't choice cost more and create a management disaster? aid of like-minded educators to sell choice to policy makers Answering the question takes time and effort. This dilemma and the public. So-far, this hasn't happened, and the education illustrates the dangers of overselling every choice experiment establishment's ability to stymie broad choice reform (as op- that comes down the pike. Proponents should pick and choose, posed to controlled-choice plans, which are less forcefully placing the most emphasis on those systems with the greatest opposed) in state legislatures remains largely unchecked. amount of freedom for individual schools and longest records of success. More important, choice proponents have to stress that controlled-choice plans that exclude private alternatives n some states, such as California and Oregon, choice and maintain state regulation over much of school operations proponents can go over the heads of the legislature, are a compromise; to be treated only as a first step. directly to the voting public. But taking the battle for choice to Some proponents of education markets think such "first the ballot, via an initiative, doesn't guarantee success or cir- steps" and compromises are sure to fail. The issue of how far cumvent union power. As Oregon choice supporters found out and how fast to implement choice is a microcosm of a larger OCTOBER 1991 48 reason debate among free marketeers: whether gradualism is worth its things have to happen before broad school choice involving cost. For example, one might fault the deregulation of U.S. public and private schools can come about. First, the Su- savings and loans over a decade ago for the catastrophe that preme Court will have to make a clearer ruling about ensued because the institutions were given more freedom to act voucher plans and state support for religion. Without a but were protected from risk by a safety net, federal insurance. prospect of passing constitutional tests, few people will put Partial deregulation, in this case, may have been worse than much political capital behind vouchers and tuition tax-relief standing pat. plans. Second, the public will have to get excited about Similarly, given the limited prospects for private-school success stories such as Cambridge and East Harlem, with choice in the near-term, is controlled choice among public public-school choice, and Milwaukee, with vouchers. schools by itself worth the effort? Many critics, including those strongly supportive of a market in education, don't think so. "The reality is so far off from the rhetoric," says Myron Lieberman, author of Privatization and Educational Choice and other books on school reform. Public-school choice doesn't challenge the power of unions and the security of teachers behind certification and tenure rules, he says. Moreover, it has often been proposed by leaders of the education establishment to forestall more-comprehensive reform involving privatiza- tion and private schools. "The problem is that conservatives lump everything with the word choice in it together," he says, "but nobody has lost his job in public-school choice. Restruc- turing has to hurt." Chester Finn, who served in Ronald Reagan's Education Having two choices is better Department under Secretary William Bennett and now operates the Education Excellence Network in Washington, D.C., used "Right now, the public is to think the same way. After all, he says, "piecemeal reform mildly in favor of vouch- than a mandatory assignment, and often slows the course of revolution." But he says now that ers, but not ardently so," since he doesn't see a strong movement toward vouchers in the Finn says. "But [vouch- near term, "I have been becoming more pragmatic about this." ers] have very ardent op- three choices is better than two. For one thing, public-school choice would help reform in the position." long term by accustoming the education profession to the It's a classic public-choice problem-a vocal minority with principle of choice. And while controlled-choice plans such as access to the tools of the political trade still stands firmly in the those in Cambridge have many shortcomings, he says, "having way of reforms enjoying broad but shallow public support. As two choices is better than mandatory assignment and having in the case of airline deregulation, radical change in education three choices is better than having two, and so on." A little won't make it past the entrenched vested interests without a competition is better than none at all. broad-based coalition of free-market advocates (and their Re- Finn's position brings to mind a different example of gradu- publican allies) and consumers with something to gain (and alism: airline deregulation. Despite the lingering impediments their Democratic allies in city hall, the state legislature, and to competition in air travel, mostly centering on the continued elsewhere), along with as many educators as they can find to government ownership of airports and the air-traffic control buck the system. To build this alliance, it will be critical to have system, the last decade or so of airline deregulation has bene- easily understood examples of choice successes-just as fited consumers greatly. There is reason to believe that even deregulation supporters pointed to the low air fares in the comparatively timid first steps toward education markets, in- unregulated intrastate markets of Texas and California. cluding controlled choice, will more closely emulate airline So choice proponents may have to swallow more gradual deregulation than S&L deregulation in effect. If parents are reform than they would otherwise seek, with all the limitations given alternatives and choice among those alternatives en- and risks that entails. But the alternative-to be right but genders institutional change, school improvement, or at least outmaneuvered-is worse. The trick is not to overestimate the greater comfort with the idea of competition, controlled choice rhetorical appeal of choice or to underestimate the power of its will be a net benefit-while the risk that it will actually make opposition. Catching a wave, metaphorical or otherwise, is all schools worse is rather small. in the timing. So controlled-choice plans, inherently limited scope, probably won't hurt the prospects for broader reform. But they Contributing Editor John Hood is research and publications SUSAN won't necessarily help, either, without a strategy for focusing director at the John Locke Foundation in Raleigh, North frustration on the controls rather than the choice. At least two Carolina, and a columnist for Spectator (N.C.) magazine. OCTOBER 1991 reason 49 THELAW PENISES AND POLITICS BY JACOB SULLUM L ast year, in a letter to even though the material did three radio stations that not meet the "seven dirty aired the "Howard Stern words" test. So the commis- Show," the Federal Com- sion reverted to the generic munications Commission definition of indecency it had seemed to acknowledge that set forth in Pacifica: "lan- "discussions of penis size are guage that describes, in terms not per se prohibited." Still, patently offensive as the commission said, when measured by contemporary such discussions are presented community standards for the as part of a show "dwelling on broadcast medium, sexual or sexual matters in a pandering excretory activities and or- and titillating fashion," they gans, [broadcast] at times of are patently offensive, and the day when there is a rea- therefore indecent-and Tom Leykis says complying with the FCC's indecency standard sonable risk that children may therefore prohibited. So the is like driving on a highway with no posted speed limit. be in the audience." FCC fined the stations $2,000 each. the margins, by discouraging broad- The FCC emphasized that innuendo The commission, which until now has casters from airing controversial mate- and double-entendre, the staples of shows limited this sort of analysis to daytime rial. Most broadcasters are not willing to like Howard Stern's, could be deemed and early-evening programming, is seek- risk getting fined or losing their licenses indecent. Since the Supreme Court had ing authority to apply its expertise in such in order to test the limits. It turns out that stressed that "context is all-important," matters to all radio and TV broadcasts. In it's not as easy to separate indecency from the commission qualified its definition; to May, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the political speech as Fein implies. be indecent, a broadcast had to be D.C. Circuit overturned a 1988 law re- patently offensive "in context." quiring the commission to enforce a 24- T he distinction became a lot more The FCC also said that "contemporary hour ban on broadcast indecency, and the difficult in 1987, when the FCC community standards for the broadcast FCC is appealing the decision. So the broadened its approach to enforcing a medium" would be based on the perspec- Supreme Court may soon be considering federal law forbidding the transmission tive of the average listener or viewer. So what bearing the First Amendment has on of "any obscene, indecent, or profane lan- indecency is what the FCC thinks the discussions of penis size. guage by means of radio communica- average person thinks it is. Some say it has none. "The basic mis- tion." Until then, the commission's staff For broadcasters, this standard is hard sion of the First Amendment, for most had relied on a narrow reading of FCC V. to get a handle on. Because "context" is Americans, is to ensure robust political Pacifica Foundation, the 1978 Supreme crucial to the FCC's definition, and be- speech," says Bruce Fein, a former FCC Court decision upholding the FCC's cause the commission fears accusations general counsel. "The enforcement prob- authority to regulate broadcast inde- of prior restraint, it cannot give broad- lem is a difficult one, but, by and large, cency. Pacifica involved a midafternoon casters clear, specific guidelines that who cares whether they get it right or broadcast of George Carlin's now- would reliably tell them how far they can wrong? You're dealing with things that famous "Filthy Words" monologue, go. Instead, it judges broadcasts after the aren't essential to the First Amendment which featured the repeated use of seven fact, on a case-by-case basis. mission anyway." "words you couldn't say on the public The problem of predicting what the But even those who take this view of airwaves, the ones you definitely FCC will deem indecent is not limited to the First Amendment should be troubled wouldn't say, ever." For nine years after broadcasters of the Howard Stern school. by the vagueness and subjectivity of the Pacifica, the FCC made it clear that Tom Leykis, for example, hosts a fairly FCC's indecency standard. Contrary to broadcasters would be safe if they stayed conventional talk show on KFI-AM in Los the popular impression, "shock jocks" away from the seven dirty words. Angeles. He says trying to comply with like Howard Stern represent a minority of In 1986, however, the FCC received the indecency standard is like driving on those fined by the FCC for broadcast in- complaints about three broadcasts-in- a highway with no posted speed limit. A decency. Moreover, the regulation of cluding Howard Stern's show-that cop pulls you over and gives you a ticket. broadcast speech does its real damage at struck the commissioners as indecent "You say, 'How can you give me a ticket 50 reason OCTOBER 1991 THELAW if I didn't know how fast I was supposed against drug tests, it includes references Similarly, Jim Mueller, counsel for the to go?' And he says, 'You're just sup- to Thomas Jefferson and Patrick Henry. Children's Legal Foundation, cites the posed to know. But it also includes lines like: "I ain't broadcast of Madonna's "Justify My gonna pee-pee in no cup/Less'n Nancy Love" video on ABC's "Nightline" last F urthermore, serious purpose, Reagan's gonna drink it up," as well as a year as an example of indecency. Yet the whether artistic, social, or political, rather graphic description of a symbolic video, which was too salacious for MTV, does not necessarily redeem a broadcast. "urinary moat" around the White House. had sparked a public controversy, one that Indeed, both the FCC and the Supreme It's disgusting, sure, but it's certainly Mueller himself was clearly interested in. Court have indicated that, unlike obscen- political. And any disc jockey who read How do you cover the issue of indecency ity, merely indecent material is not the FCC's definition of indecency would without covering indecency itself? "without merit"; it may simply be inap- have to think twice about playing it. propriate for children. Hence, in 1987 the Barry Hansen, a.k.a. "Dr. Demento," D espite such paradoxes, conservative FCC found excerpts from Jerker, a play is a big fan of Mojo Nixon, but he says he activists do not take concerns about in which two gay men discuss their sexual wouldn't risk a fine by playing "I Ain't a chilling effect very seriously. "That's fantasies over the telephone, to be inde- Gonna Piss in No Jar" on the air. Hansen, nonsense," says Joseph Reilly, president cent. Jerker is certainly raunchy, but it's who has a local show on KLSX-FM in Los of Morality in Media. "It's pretended, not also a critically acclaimed drama that Angeles as well as a nationally syndi- real; it's for the talentless, not the deals with AIDS and homosexuality- cated show, adds that he stopped playing talented The rule is pretty plain. There topics that are, in part, political. are those who are risk takers, who are In 1989, the FCC fined a Miami radio going to try to push the envelope, and station $2,000 for airing the song "Penis By regulating broadcast there are those who are creative enough Envy," by the Roches. Far less explicit indecency, the FCC that they don't feel they have to titillate than Jerker, "Penis Envy" is also a lot or descend to the gutter in order to main- funnier. The song-which begins, "If I has transformed tain the attention of the immature." had a penis a satire of macho atti- Howard Stern from As Tom Leykis and Mojo Nixon dem- tudes. a vulgar loudmouth onstrate, not everyone who "pushes the The FCC stresses that it's the manner envelope" does so for purposes of titilla- and not the content of a broadcast that into a martyr in tion. But those who do, such as Howard makes it indecent. Thus the commission the cause of freedom Stern, actually benefit from the threat of might argue that the sexual references in -and made him rich FCC action. Like a drug dealer, Stern these broadcasts were gratuitous and earns a premium for taking the govern- therefore "patently offensive." After all, in the process. ment-imposed risks that others avoid. His you can discuss homosexuality and appeal is based on expectations created sexual stereotypes without mentioning by government regulation; his show is anal intercourse or penises. Still, there's "Penis Envy" in L.A. after the commis- shocking (and profitable) precisely be- no question that the impact would be sion found it indecent in 1989. "We don't cause people have come to assume that different. Moreover, in some cases a want to get our stations in any more there are certain things "you can't say on political message is inextricably tied to an trouble than necessary," he says. "It's all the radio." The FCC is making Stern rich. indecent medium. a matter of what you can get away with." It may even make him respectable. For example, authorities in Hunting- The regulation of broadcast indecency When the government tries to suppress a ton Beach, south of Los Angeles, recently also threatens news coverage of political certain category of speech, merely utter- threatened to prosecute a local bar for controversies. In 1990, several viewers, ing it becomes a form of protest: Pushing sponsoring a "fake orgasm" contest, in- including the omnipresent Donald Wild- the envelope is a statement in itself. By spired by the movie When Harry Met mon of the American Family Association, regulating broadcast indecency, the FCC Sally. Leykis says he wanted to protest by complained that WGBH-TV in Boston had transforms a vulgar loudmouth into a holding his own fake-orgasm contest on shown some of Robert Mapplethorpe's martyr in the cause of freedom. the air. "I didn't do it," he says. "I have to sexually explicit photographs during a 10 Stern has combined the themes of worry about whether [the FCC] is going p.m. newscast. (An exhibit of his work money and martyrdom in his greatest-hits to see that as political speech. The point was opening the next day at a local album, now available on cassette and was not to titillate people. The point was museum.) The FCC considered the case compact disc. It's called Crucified by the to taunt the authorities in Huntington for about eight months before deciding FCC, and the cover pictures Stern carry- Beach and point out that what they were not to fine the station, and then only be- ing a cross. doing was wrong." cause the segment had aired after 10 p.m., Or consider the Mojo Nixon song, "I which fell within a court-ordered safe- Jacob Sullum is assistant editor of REA- Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar." A protest harbor period. SON. OCTOBER 1991 reason 51 MAGAZINES CAMPUS FOLLOWERS BY MARTIN MORSE WOOSTER I n the first half of 1991, a quiet debate veyed were professors of public affairs, beer and a very loud band. If the Ameri- over the orthodox-left wisdom on col- 88 percent of whom said they were liber- can professoriat are tenured radicals lege campuses erupted into a public feud. als. None of the professors of military whose only purpose in life is to win the "Political correctness" entered the media science polled declared themselves liber- hearts and minds of their students for vocabulary in a big way. It was a barroom als, though 90 percent thought themselves communist revolution, they are agitators brawl, with friends and foes of P.C. slug- middle-of-the-road. Seventy-six percent whom Mao, Lenin, or Eugene Debs ging it out in weeklies, monthlies, quar- of humanities professors (including his- would have swiftly fired for incom- terlies, and virtually any magazine that torians, philosophers, literature profes- petence. had space to cover the affair. By the time sors, and theologians) said they were Second, the "political correctness" vi- summer rolled around, various factions rus has not affected all disciplines equally. had declared themselves politically cor- In particular, the hard sciences and math- rect, anti-politically correct, and anti- Men interviewing for ematics have withstood the left-wing on- anti-politically correct. The New English and slaught, largely because their foundations Republic's Andrew Sullivan was, how- rest not on a canon of accumulated-but- foreign-language ever, the only person to declare himself changeable wisdom but on laws and prin- anti-anti-anti-politicall correct. professorships ciples based on the results of experiments The political correctness debate cast a routinely worry about conducted over hundreds of years. A fem- good deal of light upon American univer- which earrings they inist named Alison Jaggar charged that sities. Certainly the feuders involved, Copernicus replaced "the female (earth)- particularly on the left, were some of the should wear. An centered universe with a male (sun)- smartest and toughest intellectual pit aesthetically incorrect centered universe," but even she could bulls in America. But all the verbal earring can determine not prove that the sun orbited the earth. scratching, clawing, pushing and shoving by the P.C and anti-P.C. forces leads to a whether or not an A nd consider economics, a social wider question: What are American col- applicant is hired. science firmly grounded in mathe- leges and universities like? matics. Most economists say they are lib- They are certainly peculiar places. The erals. In the Wirthlin Group poll cited best illustration of the essential oddness liberal, and 15 percent said they were earlier, the liberal-conservative split of the academic world was in a New York conservative. Among social scientists among economists was 63-20. But if you Times Magazine report on the annual con- (including psychologists, sociologists, polled the members of the American vention of the Modern Language Asso- and political scientists), the vote was 72 Economic Association on various ques- ciation. The reporter noted that men percent for liberalism and 14 percent for tions, you would find that nearly all entering the job market for English and conservatism. (The remaining professors economists realize the importance of free foreign-language professorships in these surveys thought they were markets. My guess would be that 99 out routinely worry about which earrings middle-of-the-road.) of 100 AEA members would be opposed they should wear in interviews. Earrings, Does this mean that the left has turned to protectionism and 96 out of 100 would you see, are important "signifiers" of the campus into a Stalinesque or Maoist favor abolition of rent control. class, privilege, and status, the reporter institution? Hardly. There are two reasons Is this uniformity of opinion among noted, and wearing an aesthetically incor- why most American colleges don't re- economists, as Robert Kuttner has rect earring can decide whether or not an semble totalitarian states. First, most col- charged, due to a form of "economic cor- applicant is hired. lege students these days are apolitical. rectness"? No. The reason economists It is also true that most college profes- Over the years, I have quizzed recent favor free trade is not that economists sors say they are liberals. The alumni of private and public institutions think protectionism is yucky but that cen- July/August American Enterprise has across the country. They all tell me that turies of data support the notion that free two pages of polling data about profes- about 5 percent of students are devout trade leads to growth, and protectionism sors, from a survey by the Wirthlin Group leftists or liberals and about 5 percent are to autarky and decline. 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If agency, who coyly admits that the latest either party is still not satisfied with the PAR, are taught, but how they are taught. waiting time to process a rent overcharge the case can then be brought before the civil complaint is now an incredible 27 months. courts for another two year wait. Most of the courses proposed by cam- Before we go any further, let me explain So what we really have is not 27 months, pus leftists, Bryden argues, could be as briefly what a rent overcharge complaint is. but a TEN YEAR period during which time easily be taught by liberals or conserva- After renting a regulated apartment, NY NOT A PENNY in rent need be paid. At that tenants have the right to question the point, any still sane landlord will either go tives. Consider the demand for more "legality" of their rent. Anyone can file this bankrupt or sell the building, which starts the courses on race, class, or gender. 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In addition, a few Republican policies of the try. Democrats lawmakers who opposed the deal, partic- ularly Minority Whip Newt Gingrich, have swallowed administration propaganda that restrictions on Democratic spending ini- tiatives are the silver lining to last year's dark tax cloud. Indeed, Democrats are publicly com- plaining that spending caps prevent them BUSH from increasing domestic discretionary BUDGET spending as fast as they would like to. This, however, is more an indictment of NEW NEW KNOW Democrats than it is an endorsement of the budget agreement. Under the spend- ing caps, domestic discretionary spend- ing will climb by 7 percent annually Once it becomes apparent that last year's the tax burden, Tax Freedom Day, the day between 1990 and 1993, nearly three and budget deal increased rather than reduced the average taxpayer has earned enough a half percentage points above the long-term deficit spending, pressure will to satisfy annual federal, state, and local amounts needed to keep pace with infla- build for a new budget summit, probably tax obligations, fell on May 8 this year, tion. It is true that the budget agreement to occur after the 1992 election. Even three days later than last year and the makes it difficult to increase spending though these higher deficits will prove latest it has ever occurred. even more, but this is hardly an argument how flawed the 1990 agreement was, While defenders of the agreement pon- in favor of the budget deal since domestic Darman's continued presence and the tificate about the theoretical value of trad- discretionary spending growth was prestige garnered from current favorable ing higher taxes for real controls on nearly held to the rate of inflation when press coverage mean the president will federal spending, the reality is that last the old Gramm-Rudman law was in force. likely fall into the same tax-increase trap. year's deal resulted in the largest spend- If the current campaign to reinterpret ing increase in history-a record jump of the effect of the budget agreement suc- B ecause of the threat of future tax more than $250 billion between 1990 and ceeds, the unfortunate consequence in- increases, a favorable reinterpreta- 1992. Indeed, under Dick Darman's stew- side the White House will be to strengthen tion of the 1990 agreement will have ardship, federal spending will have climbed the power of those advisers, including catastrophic consequences. Fortunately, from 22.3 percent of gross national prod- Budget Director Richard Darman, who for every clever quote Darman can pro- uct in 1989 to a projected peacetime re- led President Bush down the primrose vide in defense of the agreement, there cord of 24.9 percent of GNP by 1992. path. As a result, the already-slim chances are dozens of facts demonstrating last The alleged purpose of the budget of getting the administration behind a year's deal continues to be a monumental summit, or so we were told, was to progrowth proposal such as the tax-re- mistake. By every criterion important to reduce the budget deficit. Unfor- form legislation offered by Sen. Malcolm economic growth and budgetary re- tunately, like spending and taxes, the Wallop (R-Wyo.) and Rep. Tom DeLay sponsibility, Darman's budget moved fis- deficit rose-to nearly $300 billion, an (R-Tex.) will be effectively destroyed. cal policy in the wrong direction. all-time record. The 1992 deficit will be There is an even grimmer consequence The agreement stuck the American even larger, climbing to nearly $350 should Darman's campaign to manipu- people with the largest tax increase in billion. Oddly enough, even though the late official Washington opinion succéed. history. Largely due to this huge surge in deficit today is approximately twice the 56 reason OCTOBER 1991 WASHINGTON You deserve to know the facts about The "West Bank" and Gaza Should Israel withdraw from the territories? size it was when Ronald Reagan left of- The "intifada," the uprising of Arab Palestinians in Judea/Samaria (the "West Bank") and fice, the "deficit crisis" seems to have Gaza has been going on since December of 1987. It has so far caused over 1000 deaths. disappeared, at least if press coverage is Many believe that the conflict would end if Israel were to withdraw from the territories, cede them to the Palestinian Arabs, and allow them to create a Palestinian state in them. a reliable indicator. Defenders of the budget deal claim What are the facts? these figures on taxes, spending, and the The suggestion that Israel should give up existence of Israel an intolerable offense to deficit aren't meaningful because of fac- the territories and that good things would their sense of history and destiny. It is not flow from that is based on two assumptions, Israel's administration of the "West Bank" tors theoretically outside policy makers' namely 1) that the demands of the Palesti- that is unacceptable to the Arabs; it is the control, notably the recession and the de- nian Arabs for independence from Israel are very existence of Israel. There is no reason the source of the Arab conflict with Israel; to believe that Israel's withdrawal and the posit-insurance bailout. Legislators can and 2) that Israel's withdrawal from the ter- establishment of a Palestinian state would hardly blame the recession, however, since ritories and the creation of a Palestinian appease the Arabs and induce them to make their tax and regulatory policies caused state in them would satisfy the aspirations of peace with Israel. the Palestinian Arabs, that it would end the One can speculate as to what would be the downturn. Nor should lawmakers hostility of the Arab nations against Israel, likely to happen if Israel-inadvisedly or avoid responsibility for the deposit-in- and that it would restore peace to the area. ultimately bowing to pressure-were to yield surance bailout, which will account for Unfortunately, both of these assumptions the "West Bank" to Arab control. The are not in accord with reality. The desire of murderous fratricidal passions that have less than one-fourth of the $250-billion the Arab nations to destroy Israel has been been played out in Lebanon in the last fif- 1990-92 spending increases anyway. unrelenting from the day of the creation of teen years would be repeated in even more Israel in 1948. It has given rise to five major violent form. It is an improbable expectation wars, has caused tens of thousands of that a state dominated by the murderous casualties, and untold destruction. The PLO, PLO would be the first Arab state ever to Tax Freedom Day, whose covenant-never changed and never adhere to anything resembling democratic amended-unequivocaly calls for the and human rights principles or that it would the day the average destruction of Israel, was founded in 1964, be a friend of the United States, and not an long before Israel's administration in the eager pawn of the Soviet Union. taxpayer has earned territories. Thus, the almost single-minded The Lebanon slaughter would be shifted enough to satisfy all obsession of the Arabs to destroy Israel, and to the new Palestinian state, with Israel not Israel's refusal to accede to the creation being a more likely target of its fury. A annual tax obligations, of a Palestinian state, is the cause of the Palestinian Arab state on the "West Bank" never-ending conflict in the area. would cut through Jerusalem, touch on the fell on May 8 this year, It is difficult for the Western mind to suburbs of Tel Aviv, and have a long border, understand the depth of passion on the part nine to fifteen miles from the sea, with three days later than of the Arabs for the destruction of Israel. Israel's most thickly populated areas. Palesti- last year and the latest Among reasonable people, most conflicts nian militias, armed, not with gasoline might eventually be amenable to peaceful bombs and stones, but with helicopters, it has ever occurred. and rational solution. But in the Arab-Israel missiles, artillery and automatic weapons, conflict, no such solution is in the cards would have Israeli pedestrians within rifle for the foreseeable future. The reason is range, and Zion Square in Jerusalem and that 300 million Arabs consider the very Ben Gurion airport within mortar range. Finally, those tempted to believe last Few responsible elements in Israel's government and society wish to annex Gaza and the year's "compromise" is really a good deal territories of Judea/Samaria (the "West Bank"). But also, hardly any responsible elements would consider relinquishing those territories for the creation of a Palestinian state. The after all should recall the origins of the Palestinian Arabs enjoy full civil rights and have been offered free elections and full agreement. In May 1990, Washington autonomy by Israel, in line with Israel's commitments in the Camp David Accords. More- politicians faced the specter of automatic over, Israel is ready and has always been ready to discuss the permanent status of the ter- ritories with responsible Palestinian representatives three years after the implementation budget cuts that would have reduced pro- of the autonomy. The situation of Israel and the territories is a bad one-no doubt about it. jected 1991 federal spending by as much But the alternative to bad is not necessarily good. In this case, at least at the present time, as $100 billion to comply with the the alternative would likely be a catastrophe, which, in its consequences, could even put the horrible situation of Lebanon in the shade. Real peace in the area will not come by Gramm-Rudman law. Notwithstanding Israel's yielding minimum strategic depth to its mortal enemies. It can only come about by pious pronouncements about deficit re- the eventual rise of democratic governments in the "front-line" Arab states, governments duction and the need to make "tough that would accept Israels existence and could learn to live in peaceful co-existence with it. choices," the real purpose of the budget This ad has been published and paid for by summit was to prevent this $100-billion sequester from happening and to emascu- FLAME Yes, I want to help in the publication of these ads and in clarifying the situation in the Middle East. include my tax-deductible contribution late the Gramm-Rudman law that had Facts and Logic About the Middle East in the amount of imposed real fiscal discipline by slashing P.O. Box 590359 San Francisco, CA 94159 $ R/24 the inflation-adjusted growth of federal FLAME is a tax-deductible, non-profit educational spending by more than half. 501(c)(3) organization. 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In part, I n the ongoing hero-or-villain quarrel for freedom as a "natural" or "basic" argues Patterson, this was because over Columbus, Newsweek was re- human instinct. But can something that slavery always remained socially margi- cently taken to task by an irate reader for was alien to most of humanity most of the nal in these cultures, as did, to an even suggesting that without the European time be taken for granted as an intrinsic greater extent, the manumission (release) colonization of the Americas, the world part of human nature? Patterson says no: of slaves. Moreover, distinctions between today might have been composed of Since freedom is far rarer than unfree- the slaves and the nonslave poor were not democracies in Europe and totalitarian, dom, it is the emergence of freedom that as sharp as they were to be in classical human-sacrificing empires across the requires an explanation. Greece and Rome: "Relations of personal Atlantic. Since the Europe of Columbus's Patterson's criticism of the West's "in- dependence affected all areas of day was anything but democratic, was it verted parochialism" in assuming that society." What slaves lacked was a net- not flagrantly ethnocentric to presume freedom is a universal ideal may sound work of kinship ties to protect them; thus, that the Aztecs or the Incas would not jarring to some (particularly since the re- paradoxically, the opposite of slavery have progressed toward freedom as well markable appeal of freedom to so many was not freedom but belonging, and the if left to themselves? of the non-Western peoples who have slave's best hope was acceptance as a We shall never know how the high been exposed to it suggests some univer- full-fledged member of society. civilizations of the Americas might have sality, as Patterson himself acknowledges Here, it seems to me, Patterson's turned out on their own. But if there is a at the end of the book). Nonetheless, his theory suffers from a logical flaw. He conclusion to be drawn from Freedom, quest for the origins of liberty and its admits that in order for slaves to desire the seminal new work by Harvard sociol- development into the Middle Ages yields freedom, freedom had to be a viable so- ogist Orlando Patterson, it is that even a richly rewarding results. cial alternative, something that nonslaves sophisticated civilization cannot be ex- Patterson's provocative basic thesis is possessed. But that means some form of pected asia matter of course to become a that the notion of freedom first arose in freedom had to exist before it was "con- free society (take China). "For most of human societies as a result of the institu- structed" by slaves. Why did it exist in human history, and for nearly all of the tion of slavery: "People came to value some societies and not in others? Climate, non-Western world prior to Western con- freedom, to construct it as a powerful national character, accident of history? tact," writes Patterson, "freedom was shared vision of life, as a result of their That is likely to remain a mystery. I anything but an obvious or desirable experience of, and response to, slav- hasten to add that this in no way detracts goal." Indeed, "most human languages ery in their roles as masters, slaves, and from the bulk of Patterson's sociohistori- did not even possess a word for the con- nonslaves." (While, by his own admis- cal analysis. In any event, he leaves no cept before contact with the West." On sion, this is not a wholly original insight, doubt that the articulation of freedom as the other hand, although the European Patterson is the first scholar to make it an ideal, and the valuation of its impor- monarchies of 1492 were hardly hospi- central to his conception of freedom.) tance, were informed in a major way by table to freedom as we know it, Patterson In primitive societies, individuals had the experience of slavery. maintains-disputing the widespread no- no existence apart from the tribe. With Patterson offers a view of freedom as tion of a 2,000-year hiatus in the history persons in their midst who were a "tripartite value," a "chordal triad" of freedom in the West-that "freedom stripped of their full humanity through whose three "notes" are personal freedom has been the core value of Western culture a "social death," members of the com- (freedom from constraint and interfer- throughout its history." munity began to define themselves as ence by others or the state), civic freedom Today, as more and more of the non- the opposite of the slave, gaining their (political participation), and "sovereign- Western world embraces this value, it has "first experience of freedom as a socially al" freedom (freedom to exercise power become common to speak of the yearning valued good." Freedom was also a posi- over others). While the last may strike us 58 reason OCTOBER 1991 THEBOOKCASE as a contradiction in terms, Pat- common preconception-that terson shows that it has played a freedom was irrelevant in the crucial and often positive role in Middle Ages-Patterson dem- the development of the West: onstrates that the feudal lords "Men with unrestrained free- and kings clung zealously to dom of power" were able to their "sovereignal freedom," "create and transform their and townsmen to the free status worlds," freeing those in their that distinguished them from power from "the inertial weight serfs. A peculiarity of the medi- of tradition." eval vision was the "divisibility ofliberties"-specific rights and P atterson traces the evolu- immunities conferred on in- tion of freedom in ancient dividuals or groups, and subject Greece from an elitist ideal of a to buying and selling. Despite warrior caste to a much more overtones of a crude protection democratic and human vision. racket, "these bartered liberties He argues that the oligarchies' WOW did constitute the transfer of willingness to extend political genuine rights or freedoms. rights to all freeborn males Patterson links the Greeks' increasing appreciation The "note" of personal freedom, stemmed in part from the need to of freedom to the danger of enslavement in foreign wars. while muted, was also, kept alive have them as allies in the event of a slave masses. If they cared little for civic lib- by serf revolts and heresies. revolt; he also links the increasing appre- erty, he says, it was because to them it ciation of freedom-uniting, for the first meant the elite's freedom to exploit them. time, all the elements of the triad-to the T hirty years ago, it would have been But this same urban plebs-composed possible to write a book such as this danger of enslavement in foreign wars. mostly of freed slaves or descendants of with hardly any mention of women and Patterson challenges the widespread such, and therefore especially attuned to their experience of freedom. That this is view that the Greeks saw liberty only in the value of "the right to do as one pleased no longer possible is, I think, altogether a civic, not personal, terms. Analyzing Per- without constraint from others or from good thing. But Freedom exemplifies the icles' funeral oration in the Second the state"-passionately cherished per- dangers of moving too far in the direction Peloponnesian War (441 B.C.), he finds sonal freedom. of a "gendered" approach. Patterson's that the Athenian statesman articulated a Ironically, the best guarantee of such contention is that women were no less very modern, not to say American, vision freedom was seen to be a strong imperial than "the creators of Western freedom of freedom: "We do not get into a state power capable of reining in the rapacious because it was they who first socially with our next-door neighbor if he enjoys oligarchy. Thus, the sovereignal freedom constructed personal freedom as a value." himself in his own way Each single one of the emperor became a source of per- The basis for this conclusion (which is of our citizens, in all the manifold aspects sonal freedom for the average citizen. At likely to overshadow everything else in of life, is able to show himself the rightful the same time, new philosophical and the book) is that in early Greece, slavery lord and owner of his own person." Other religious trends evidenced a turn toward was a woman's fear: In wars of conquest, Greek thinkers, such as Aristotle, were inner freedom as mastery over one's pas- men were usually killed and women deeply suspicious of individualism and sions and appetites, freedom as spiritual taken as captives. Most of the references excessive democracy-but their very redemption-culminating, of course, in to freedom in the Iliad, Patterson finds, criticism of such notions suggests that Christianity. One of Patterson's most il- have to do with fear of the enslavement they were commonly held. luminating insights has to do with how of the city's women. But can this value Turning to ancient Rome, Patterson the Christian sense of freedom as a gift have existed in the consciousness of has little time for the civic-minded from, and submission to, an omnipotent women only when, in the passages cited, Roman elite, whose notion of liberty, he God mirrored the Roman relationship be- the fear is voiced by men? argues, implied the preservation of its tween the master and the freed slave and Even more dubious is the assertion own legal privileges. and restricted the between the emperor and the citizen. that women in classical Greece and in competition for power to members of the Refashioned in their image by Roman medieval Europe, excluded from power, ruling class. This conception of libertas ex-slaves, Christianity became "the first, "construct[ed] a compassionate, THE BETTMANN ARCHIVE "fully accepted the right and power of the and only, world religion that placed free- womanly version of personal freedom." state to interfere [with the individual] as dom at the very center of its theology." The word womanly seems to imply that long as it did so in a constitutional man- It also affirmed the equal worth of every this compassionate freedom is inherently ner." Patterson undertakes a spirited person, regardless of social status, in the female. The evidence comes from female defense of Rome's much-maligned eyes of God. Once again taking on a characters in Greek tragedies created by OCTOBER 1991 reason 59 THEBOOKCASE male writers-and very selectively inter- 'losers,' it sounds distressingly close to cestry who speaks of Western culture as preted at that. In discussing Antigone, a politically correct diatribe. And he un- his own. Patterson posits a dichotomy between accountably neglects to acknowledge A monumental work by an original male freedom-as-power embodied by that the evils which tainted the birth of and courageous thinker, Freedom can be, Creon, and female freedom-as-love em- freedom in the West-slavery and the by turns, eye-opening and infuriating, but bodied by Antigone; yet the chorus of oppression of women-were no less never boring and always informative. male city elders takes Antigone's side, as prevalent in other, unfree cultures. And, though Patterson claims in the pref- does Creon's son. Patterson never men- Yet Patterson's ambivalence has very ace that the book offers no value judg- tions Medea, in which a woman murder- little to do with the fashionable multicul- ments and is only "a historical sociology ously asserts her freedom. tural credo; rather, it is a sobering re- of our most important cultural value," it minder that "the tragic interdependence is also a stunningly passionate work. of good and evil" is part of the human Starting with the dedication, "To the un- "Most human condition. He does not hesitate to affirm free of the world," Patterson makes no languages did not the unique though flawed greatness of the secret of his sympathies and his antip- West, to say that "freedom is undeniably athies. Whether one shares them or not, even possess a word the source of Western intellectual the passion is refreshing. So is the clear, for [freedom] before mastery, the engine of its extraordinary graceful style uncluttered by jargon, contact with the West," creativity, and the open secret of the tri- while the sheer scope of Patterson's vi- umph of Western culture" worldwide. sion is something all too rare among says Patterson. This is a statement to raise the blood scholars today. Can something that pressure of campus radicals-particu- was alien to most of larly coming as it does from a descendant Contributing Editor Cathy Young is a of slaves and a man of non-Western an- writer in Middletown, New Jersey. humanity most of the time be taken for granted as an intrinsic Wandering in the Wilderness part of human nature? BY WALTER E. WILLIAMS The Promised Land, by Nicholas Lemann Even more telling is Patterson's ob- New York: Alfred A. Knopf, 416 pages, $24.95 vious discomfort with the fact that the more emancipated women of late Roman N icholas Lemann's story begins in life, she is called into a tenant interview antiquity proved as power-hungry as their Clarksdale, Mississippi, just as by Chicago's Taylor public-housing pro- men: "What does it mean that women, mass mechanization of agriculture ject after a long wait. At the interview, once given the chance, could have so begins to displace black farm workers she discovers that the housing authority horribly sublated their personal freedom and sharecroppers, creating the largest has a policy against renting to unwed into monsters of sovereignal power...? internal migration in U.S. history. In mothers. She lies about her marital sta- Perhaps it means that women are human. 1940, 77 percent of black Americans tus, but the next day Ruby and Luther But Patterson feels compelled to express lived in the South. Between 1940 and Hayes, her common-law husband, go to the hope that "they were not typical of 1970, 5 million left. Only 50 percent of the courthouse and get married. their class of women"-and continues to the total black population remained in Lemann passes over this minor inci- identify the corruption of freedom into the South. dent without comment, but it is a telling power with masculinity. In a modified John Dos Passos style, commentary on today versus yesterday. Lemann treats us to interesting vignettes While people have always behaved ir- T he book, which is to be followed by of the trials, tribulations, and successes responsibly, years ago the institutional a second volume exploring the mod- of several Clarksdale residents who went setting and social mores did not support ern history of freedom, ends on a up the Mississippi to Chicago in search or tolerate it as much. Ruby Lee strangely ambivalent note of warning that of greener pastures. Ruby Lee Daniels, a Daniels's hurry-up wedding is one ex- freedom should not be seen as an unqual- former farm worker, is one of the people ample of how institutional requirements ified good. When Patterson says that "at whose lives of disappointment and oc- made fathers live up to their responsibili- its worst, no value has been more evil and casional achievement Lemann chron- ties. The now unheard-of "shotgun" socially corrosive inducing selfishness, icles, a technique that adds a nice human wedding was another; there was also ar- alienation, the celebration of greed, and touch to The Promised Land. rest and the possibility of a jail sentence the dehumanizing disregard for the At one point in Ruby Lee Daniels's for failure to provide child support. 60 reason OCTOBER 1991 THEBOOKCASE M uch of Lemann's book is about the which no one would defend as successful for naught. The only income redistribu- government policies affecting the in achieving their stated missions. No tion that occurred was the massive shift lives of people like Ruby Lee Daniels. one, that is, except perhaps Nicholas of income from the people to the govern- "Washington" is the book's most impor- Lemann, who criticizes the assessment of ment. Surely one can point to some iso- tant and by far its most interesting chap- the War on Poverty programs offered by lated successes of the War on Poverty, but ter. The reader is treated to details of the Irving Kristol, Ronald Reagan, and the policy-relevant issue is success per deals and behind-the-scenes political in- George Bush. Reagan's assessment was dollar of expenditure. fighting behind the passage of the Civil captured in one of his favorite quotes: "In All evidence suggests that govern- Rights Act of 1964. People who criticize the 1960s, we fought a war on poverty, ment can do little of significance to in- the Founding Fathers for having com- and poverty won." fluence income short of taking one promised morality, counting each slave person's earnings and giving them to as three-fifths of a person for the pur- another. After all, the main ingredients of poses of apportionment, will be inter- As senator, John higher income are behavioral factors that ested in the deals made by John F. Kennedy voted to add influence individual productivity, such as Kennedy. When Kennedy was senator, sacrifice of present enjoyment to invest in preparing to run for president, he voted an amendment to the human capital. What can government do along with his Southern colleagues to Civil Rights Act to ensure that kids behave in school, do add an amendment to the Civil Rights of 1957 that guaranteed their homework, and give up summer fun Act of 1957 that guaranteed jury trials for for remedial education? How can it get people accused of violating a black's jury trials for people parents to postpone the purchase of a voting rights. In the South, of course, a accused of violating luxury item in order to save for a nicer jury trial meant acquittal for the offend- a black's voting rights. home? These and other behavioral factors ing white. But Kennedy, like Nixon, are very important to individual develop- needed the South to win the White In the South, ment, but they cannot be easily manipu- House; thus, he had to devise an early of course, a jury lated by government. version of the "Southern strategy." trial meant acquittal for Government has a much greater cap- Among the seedier Kennedy-clan acity to eliminate options than to expand political strategies was an attempt to win the offending white. them. Lemann discusses, but chooses not the black vote by paying off Jet magazine to criticize, how the extension of the columnist Simon Booker so he would minimum wage to farm laborers, in allow Kennedy staffers to write his Lemann says: "Rhetorically, the war 1967, created the chemical revolution, column. To appease segregationists, the on poverty was made to sound more which far exceeded the suddenness of the Kennedy White House offered to give tax sweeping than it actually was and so set mechanical revolution. The minimum breaks to James Farmer, then head of the itself up to seem as if it ended in defeat wage made labor-intensive farming far Congress of Racial Equality, if CORE when it didn't vanquish all poverty. But too expensive. In the Mississippi Delta, would call off demonstrations. to say that the experience of the late '60s as a whole, according to a confidential The main thrust of Lemann's "Wash- and the early '70s proves for all time that HEW memo, some 11,000 farm workers, ington" chapter and the "Chicago" chap- federal social welfare programs can't representing 50,000 family members, ter that follows is a detailed account of work, or that they cause poverty to wors- lost their jobs as a direct result of min- how the idealism of "Camelot," cut short en, is to cross over into the realm of imum wages. The fact that this policy by Kennedy's assassination, evolved into political fantasy." But the statistics are no forced many blacks to flee to the President Johnson's War on Poverty. fantasy. Today, official poverty among pathology of Northern ghettos, and over- Lemann notes the futility of some poverty blacks is higher than in the mid-'60s. whelm whatever mediating institutions programs, such as urban-renewal projects were available, seems to faze Lemann that simply destroyed poor neighbor- ore important, since the U.S. Cen- not one iota. hoods and replaced some of them with M sus Bureau began collecting the Daniel Patrick Moynihan, a con- what were to become today's crime-in- figures in the 1940s, the distribution of gressional aide at the time, warned of the fested high-rise projects. Urban re- income has remained remarkably stable, declining black family and recommended newal-some people call it "urban with the lowest quintile earning about 6 the Family Assistance Plan, which would removal"-was a failed policy that percent or 7 percent of the national in- give welfare money to intact families as mostly benefited the developers who got come and the highest quintile getting well as female-headed ones. He was the building contracts. about 40 percent. During those 50 years, roundly condemned as a racist. In addi- Then there were the Office of the nation has spent hundreds of billions tion to his hope that the plan would stem Economic Opportunity, the Job Corps, of dollars in the name of combating the the breakdown of the black family, Moy- and Community Action Programs, all of "unfair" distribution of income, and all nihan thought that it would remove the OCTOBER 1991 reason 61 THEBOOKCASE incentive for poor people, blacks espe- cially, to migrate to states offering higher welfare payments. Lemann says that Civics from Hell Moynihan "stoutly denies" this motiva- BY MATTHEW B. KIBBE tion. One of the reasons the Family As- sistance Plan was defeated is that it would Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government have made welfare workers redundant. By P.J. O'Rourke, New York: The Atlantic Monthly Press, 233 pages, $19.95 P art of Lemann's mission is to argue with the sometimes- against the idea, prominent in con- ugly science of making servative circles, that today's pathology little cows and a whole among many blacks is new and possibly lot to do with the al- caused by the poverty programs of the ways-coercive nature '60s and '70s. To make his case, he cites of government fi- studies in the '30s and '40s by scholars nance: "The same such as Hortense Powdermaker, John look-and for the Dollard, Charles Johnson, and Gunnar same reason-ap- Myrdal. Among other things, they ob- peared on my own face served that the typical black family was when I began reading matriarchal and that the rate of illegiti- the 1990 farm bill. macy was extremely high among blacks Every five years or so -some 16 percent, eight times the rate the U.S. Congress among whites. Plus, black communities P.J. O'Rourke: "What the do they do all day, and votes on a package of in the South had high rates of murder, why does it cost so much money?" agricultural legislation sexually transmitted diseases, and O nly P.J. O'Rourke could glean a that does to the taxpayer what [we] did to bootleg-whiskey consumption. valuable civics lesson from the ar- the cow." Although black families and black tificial insemination of a cow. Get the point? neighborhoods have always had prob- Imagine you are that cow, in a barn, on This bovine allegory is only one of lems, the magnitude and kind of dysfunc- a farm, somewhere in New Hampshire. many powerful tools employed by tion we see today are entirely new. While Life as a cow isn't all that bad, if only O'Rourke to construct his twisted, mostly 16-percent illegitimacy was high in the because you are too stupid and too busy libertarian view of government and '30s and '40s, it compares favorably to going about the mundane business of be- politics into "a kind of Devil's Civics the 61-percent (and rising) illegitimacy ing a cow to know that forces beyond Text." O'Rourke's political satire is the rate of today. Only recently has murder your control completely determine your 198-proof, grain-alcohol type: harsh, out- become the leading cause of death among life. Unfortunately, all good things usu- rageous, and intoxicating to the point of young black males. Today, thousands ally end sooner than later, and sure enough, unpleasantness, like government itself. upon thousands of black men reach the one day three men rudely interrupt your But even when describing an apparently age of 25 without ever holding a job. idyllic lifestyle. One of the men, Pete, is sexual admiration for MK-41 Vertical These statistics reflect modern black life, wearing two very long rubber gloves. Launch Missiles, he is hilarious. "This," which is entirely missing from Lemann's O'Rourke was also there on that fate- drools P.J., "is the way to waste govern- stories about people who made the trip to ful day, and he is thoughtful enough to ment money." Chicago to earn $30 a week or more in share a cow's-eye view of the experience High school seemed like hell at the laundry, factory, or restaurant work in- in his latest book, Parliament of Whores. time, but I don't recall civics class being stead of $20 or less picking cotton. "Getting a cow in the family way is not anything like this. In fact, I don't remem- All in all, The Promised Land is a very accomplished," observes O'Rourke, ber even taking civics, although I'm sure well-researched book of great benefit to "with a bull and some Barry White tapes I did. As far as I can figure, the lessons of anyone trying to understand the hopes in a heart shaped stall." It is instead a high school civics are still with most of and failures of the '60s and '70s for black rather unpleasant procedure, particularly us; they lurk deep in the subconscious Americans. Some of the conclusions that if you happen to be a cow. mind, torturing the moral sensibilities of Lemann extracts from his findings blem- "It's an alarming thing to watch, and I the rest of the brain. Civic-minded be- ish an otherwise fine job of reporting. am glad to say that I didn't watch it be- havior only occasionally emerges as an cause I was at the other end," recalls uncontrollable reflex, like regurgitating Contributing Editor Walter E. Williams is O'Rourke. "But I'll tell you this, I will the Pledge of Allegiance, registering for John M. Olin Distinguished Professor of never forget the look on that cow's face." the military draft, or voting for either MEDORA HEBERT Economics at George Mason University. The moral of the story has little to do George Bush or Michael Dukakis. No 62 reason OCTOBER 1991 THEBOOKCASE EXPERIMENT IN LIBERTY "The history of civilization is the one, except maybe George Bush or Mi- ing tax on those of us who look at a record of a ceaseless struggle for chael Dukakis, paid enough attention in Victoria's Secret catalog with more hope liberty." (Ludwig von Mises) high school civics class to know why we than regret is now up to as much as actually do these things. $3,855.60 a year. That means some old W. M. Gray's book EXPERIMENT O'Rourke's civics text, on the other doll whom I don't even know is pestering IN LIBERTY examines man's first hand, I would have remembered. Instead her daughter-in-law with querulous long- 500 year struggle for liberty in the of the usual lessons, like "How a Bill distance calls, littering her front lawn USA. Europeans came seeking lib- Becomes a Law," we learn that "the U.S. with plaster ducks, overfeeding her toy erty and found it. In this century Government is a sort of permanent frat fox terrier and haunting the bingo par- their heirs have traded freedom, re- pledge to every special interest in the lors-on my dime." sponsibility, and opportunity for nation-willing to undertake any task no equality, security, and constancy. matter how absurd or useless." Or, "voting in the House of Representatives W here, you might wonder, do such Mankind is free to choose, but if he keen political insights come continues to choose this course, is done by means of a little plastic card from? Like investigative journalism, individual liberty will disappear. with a magnetic strip on the back-like a political humor is only as good as the VISA card but with no, that is, absolutely questions asked. The well-placed query EXPERIMENT IN LIBERTY: The no, spending limit." ferrets truth from the most evasive poly- First Five Hundred Years of Free- On democracy: "Now majority rule is ester-clad bureaucrat and insight from the dom in America, 1492-1992. By a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. most vacuous politician. Here, O'Rourke W. M. Gray. 436 pp. $30.00 hard- But-like other precious, sacred things, is no slouch. He asks broad, philosophical back, delivered. Order from the such as the home and family-it's not questions regarding the merits of rent- publishers: Dixon, Gray, Springer. only worth dying for; it can make you seeking behavior within our political in- 210 E. First, Chanute, KS 66720, wish you were dead. Imagine if all of life stitutions ("What the fuck do they do all Phone 316-431-9580, or from your were determined by majority rule. Every daý and why does it cost so goddamned local book store. meal would be pizza. Every pair of pants, much money?"); and he asks the specific, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, technical questions required to make would be stone-washed denim. Celebrity sense out of the economic and legal quag- diet and exercise books would be the only mire surrounding the S&L bailout ("What PROFESSIONAL thing on the shelves at the library. And- the fuck, huh?! I mean, what the fucking OPPORTUNITY since women are a majority of the popu- fuck?!"). It's an ugly job that O'Rourke lation-we'd all be married to Mel seems to relish. Gibson." EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT So, apparently, do a lot of other FOR FREE-MARKET On political parties: "When you people, such as the readers of Rolling looked at the Republicans, you saw the Stone. P.J. O'Rourke's Irrational Affairs ADVOCACY GROUP scum off the top of business. When you column is reportedly the magazine's most Citizens for a Sound Economy is a 250,000 looked at the Democrats, you saw the widely read-an amazing feat, consider- member free-market citizen advocacy group based in Washington, D.C. We seek an execu- scum off the top of politics. Personally, I ing the left-of-center political agenda of tive vice president to report directly to the prefer business. A businessman will steal the vast majority of Stone's writers, and president, with responsibility for managing the day-to-day operations of the organization. from you directly instead of getting the presumably, its readership as well. IRS to do it for him." In fact, some of the best chapters in The ideal candidate is a strong free-market On taxes: "Remember that all tax re- advocate with several years of senior manage- Whores originated in the pages of Rolling ment experience in for-profit or non-profit venue is the result of holding a gun to Stone-the text most teenagers are actu- organizations. A background in economics is somebody's head Thus, I-in my role ally reading in Civics 101, while the helpful/desired. as citizen and voter-am going to shoot teacher (probably the same one you had) Our environment is dynamic, growing and you-in your role as taxpayer and ripe drones on about the unique structure of challenging. We are out front and making an impact on such issues as trade policy, tax and suck-if you don't pay your share of the bicameral legislatures and the delicate budget issues, and deregulation. If your inter- national tab. Therefore, every time the balance of power between the three est, background and experience are up to the challenge, forward your resume (no calls government spends money on anything, branches of government. please) and salary requirements to: you have to ask yourself, 'Would I kill my Maybe your kids are learning some- Citizens for a Sound Economy kindly, gray haired mother for this?' thing in the public schools after all. Attn: Paul Beckner 470 L'Enfant Plaza, S.W. On Social Security: "Ninety-two per- Suite 7112 cent of the nation's mortuary bait gets a Matthew B. Kibbe is director of federal Washington, D.C. 20024 Social Security check. A typical current budget policy for the U.S. Chamber of retiree's yearly take is $8,674. In order to Commerce. Nothing written here neces- pay for this, the Social Security withhold- sarily reflects the views of the Chamber. OCTOBER 1991 reason 63 THEBOOKCASE Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert known and most notorious of Heinlein's closed sexual episodes or more A. Heinlein, New York: Ace/Putnam, numerous novels, it is a social/political blasphemous treatment of received wis- 525 pages, $24.95. The original version satire of some of the basic premises of dom will not find them in this restored of Robert Heinlein's classic novel was today's civilization-in Heinlein's own edition. What they will find, however, is published earlier this year, including words, challenging the "two untoucha- greater elaboration on Heinlein's charac- more than 50,000 words he was required bles" of monogamy and monotheism (al- ters' challenges to conventional wisdom, to cut. though it also challenges many prevailing making the whole enterprise more com- The book caused quite a sensation notions of politics and government). prehensible and, in my judgment, better when it was published in 1961. The best- Readers seeking previously undis- done. Thirty years after its publication, the book holds up very well, both as crit- icism and as science fiction. The "Politically Correct" are the "Moral Majority" of the 90s In Stranger, some sort of (non-all-out- Up from Libertarianism nuclear) World War III has led to a New by D. G. Lesvic World Order in which a U.N.-type Fed- eration government is the dominant political authority on the planet. The U.S. president is reduced to one among many statesmen, with the Federation secretary Is It, Legal answers Murray Rothbard with general the numero uno world leader— For You To Be his own words! Looking At This? the George Bush of the day. As if the story were concocted from today's headlines, Workers of the World Unite! 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All this provides the backdrop for Heinlein's literal use of the "man from ESCHOOLS E ducation can break the cycle of poverty, Mars" device to highlight and question the but today's inner-city schools have received wisdom on sex, religion, and become a major element of the poverty trap. politics. He posits a human infant, the sole survivor of the first manned Mars mis- In Cato's new book Liberating Schools: sion, raised to adulthood by a very alien Inner City P: Education in the Inner City, 11 scholars and race of Martians with "psi" powers and educators examine inner-city education and without gender and sexual reproduction. edited by David Boaz The book follows the career of Valentine propose educational choice as a way to Michael Smith, from his return to Earth give all families access to quality schools-an idea as a young adult to his evolution into a cult figure, religious leader, and martyr. drawing attention from the White House to the Milwaukee ghetto. 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HAZLETT M atty Rich's Straight Out of Brook- fessional editing machines go for about opened the gates for scores of new left- lyn is a sobering film about the $3,500-and can be rented by the week. wing publications theretofore economi- futility of life in the ghetto. Old theme? The current barrier to entry into filmmak- cally impossible. Likewise, forget about Tired plot? Maybe. But there is some- ing is a MasterCard. the union label on a Spike Lee project. thing distinctive in this portrayal; it As entry costs have plummeted, the Experts said such vulgar economic pounds the incessant meanness of the number of outlets for films has exploded. forces would breed the culture's subjuga- projects right into the viewer's soul. Video peddlers now have not just the tion to the saga of Ozzie and Harriet. How How has Mr. Rich achieved such ar- big-screen theaters and the TV-network wrong they have become, as offbeat tistry? Not by dazzling technique. His triopoly but 70 cable channels, hundreds flicks and directors of color flourish due movie is an uneven affair, almost ama- of new independent broadcast stations, to new production and marketing effi- teurish at moments. Not by fancy cinema- and the direct-to-cassette market as well. ciencies. They don't all tell the truth tography, special effects, or studio editing Add new foreign markets-America is (Roger & Me was a commercially tricks: The film is decidedly low-budget. the South Korea of entertainment soft- successful gaggle of lies packaged as a Nor by dint of long years of training under ware exports-and the ghetto kid with documentary), but they expand the circle the masters of the film art. Matty Rich, moxie becomes bankable. of democratic debate to a radius unheard you must know, is but 19 years of age. of in less profit-hungry nations. To bring The power of this film comes from the S ociety's experts all have their heads Lenin up to speed, the capitalist gladly personal vantage point that society has turned the other way. The com- sells left-wing activists the audio-visual bequeathed the young director. Matty munications schools are self-absorbed in equipment to frame capitalism, and at an Rich has come straight out of Brooklyn, lost worlds and obsolete market defini- increasingly competitive price. and the images on screen haven't been tions, ranting about the increasing con- prettied up by a Harvard MBA reading centration of daily newspapers in fewer scripts at Paramount. As a truth-teller in hands and corporate censorship of broad- E ven friendlier to freedom are the free-lance filmsters. When George a medium created for fantasy, Rich offers cast television, while entirely missing Holliday videotaped the LAPD pummel- viewers a megadose of reality. the show up on the Big Screen: society's ing a defenseless Rodney King, he in- But the big picture is this: Rich has economics-driven atomization of news, stantly entered America's political arena shown that today a ghetto kid with some information, and entertainment services. as a social critic of great influence. Today, moxie can become the niftiest thing you From online databases to cable's explo- millions of unregulated private citizens can be on this planet-a filmmaker. sion of choice to the burst of "alterna- patrol the precincts of the world, armed Moxie didn't used to be enough. For tive" weeklies now serving the with Japanese video cameras made decades, would-be directors had to learn yuppie/counterculture submarket, new possible by technology and made cheap on the job. Convincing a production com- media make Americans less and less de- by market competition. They delight in pany to give you the jack to make a fea- pendent on mainstream news and enter- taping the offensive actions of agents of ture without long years of studio tainment. the state, from the streets of Los Angeles apprenticeship (or an uncle on the inside) It would be easy to attribute this to a to the back alleys of Croatia. was about as easy as being the Dodgers' wave of awe-inspiring technology, since As a sensation-seeking journalist, opening-day pitcher without having the electronics revolution, desktop pub- George Orwell saw society's horrible fu- tossed an inning of Little League. lishing, and the enlargement of the televi- ture: Science would progress to serve the Today, however, a good, solid video- sion dial all seem linked to the science state in its quest for total control of the cam can be had for about $700 at any lab. But that would mistake the invention individual. He seemed oblivious to the electronics discount house. That ma- for the innovation. New tech may spark reverse possibility: The flowering of chine, powered by the magic of the mi- the new product, but it need not: Only technology now allows the citizen to spy crochip, will perform cinematic tricks after the villainous Rupert Murdoch upon the state. 1984 was a pretty good beyond those possible just 15 or 20 years smashed the British newspaper unions book, but I like our movie version much ago by full-fledged studio equipment under the political cover of the early better. costing tens of thousands of dollars. A Thatcher years did British papers switch used 16mm Bolex, on which big-time from the old "hot type" printing to com- Contributing Editor Thomas W. Hazlett movies are made, can be picked up in puterized typesetting. Paradoxically, this teaches economics and public policy at good condition for under $1,500. 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In taking his unpleasantness. by Robert Dallek own advice he found that "the splendid lies within a plain cov- by CULLEN MURPHY by DAVID M. KENNEDY er." A report on the floods, tornadoes, tallgrass, cattle, and (most of all) people that have formed the county. 24 OKLAHOMA CITY: 119 A VOICE AGAINST SEPARATE AND EQUAL ANONYMOUS DEATH by WILLIAM LEAST HEAT-MOON The James Jones Reader: The desegregation of Oklahoma City's schools in Outstanding Selections From 87 THE DECIPHERMENT OF ANCIENT MAYA the 1970s, our correspon- His War Writings dent writes, followed As recently as 1960 only a few glyphs had been deciphered of the by MICHAEL LYDON the familiar trajectory: "re- writing system of the greatest pre-Columbian civilization of all- sistance, submission, racial that of the ancient Maya. 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CONTRIBUTORS by JAMES TRAUB 8 LETTERS HUMOR, FICTION, TO THE EDITOR AND POETRY 18 THE SEPTEMBER ALMANAC 40 PRINCIPLES OF HOLIS- TIC MEDICINE APPLIED 75 FIRST ENCOUNTERS TO INFRASTRUCTURE MAINTENANCE: 94 HONEY still making vibrant contri- Joan Crawford and Bette Davis A TEST CASE by ROBERT MORGAN butions to jazz. by FRANCIS DAVIS by EDWARD SOREL by FRED CATAPANO ARTS 110 TRAVEL: 125 THE PUZZLER 66 WITHIN THIS TREE AND LEISURE AN ASIAN AGENDA by EMILY Cox by JANE HIRSHFIELD AND HENRY RATHVON Consider the "second city" 106 MUSIC: approach: avoiding national 78 SOLE CUSTODY BETTER WITH AGE 127 WORD HISTORIES capitals and instead seek- by LYNNA WILLIAMS At the age of eighty-four, ing out cities like Chiang by CRAIG M. CARVER the alto saxophonist and Mai and Jogjakarta. composer Benny Carter is by JAMES FALLOWS Cover illustration by not merely persevering but Braldt Bralds THE ATLANTIC (ISSN 0276-9077) is published monthly by The Atlantic Monthly Company, 745 Boylston St., Boston, MA 02116. 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As LONG AS UNLIMITED VISION IS POSSIBLE EVEN WITHOUT PERFECT EYESIGHT There will always be a CHIVAS - REGAL. 12 CHIVAS REGAL 1801 BLENDED SCOTCH WHISKY 745 BOY STREET HAT NEED FOR a man to make a trip to Looking- the Wild; and what I have been preparing to say is, that in "W glass, Oregon, when he'd been seeing his own Wildness is the preservation of the world." In the 129 years image all across the length of the country?" Wil- between these two writings The Atlantic has published scores liam Least Heat-Moon asked in Blue Highways. Literature at of others that portray the westering of America. There were its best anticipates reality. The journey chronicled in Blue two, for example, in the August, 1897, issue. First: "Sloping Highways took place in 1978, but Heat-Moon's book, pre- down from a gentle hill toward a creek, the Kansas town viewed in the September, 1982, issue of The Atlantic Monthly, shows at a distance its pointed steeples, its great iron water- anticipated some of America's 1980s self-absorption. Now tower, and its massive schoolhouse, which stands above the Heat-Moon is back with a selection of portraits from his sec- elms and cottonwoods and maples" ("A Typical Kansas ond book, PrairyErth, which may rival Blue Community," by William Allen White). Sec- Highways in its ability to plumb the American David Rees ond: "I suppose we need not go mourning the situation. PrairyErth, which took twice as long buffaloes. In the nature of things they had to to write (the author's journeys for the book be- give place to better cattle, though the change gan in 1983), is a darker, deeper survey of man- might have been made without barbarous wick- kind's historical, ecological, and ethical position edness" ("The American Forests," by John on the planet. By drawing a complex map of Muir). one isolated Kansas county, "the most easterly Heat-Moon is in a sense two people, and he piece of the American Far West. the last re- writes about our continent, its leaves of grass, maining grand expanse of tallgrass prairie in its geology, and its denizens with both the America," Heat-Moon moves Atlantic readers canny worldliness of his Irish and English back- along the great circle they began with Henry ground and the mystical time sense of his David Thoreau in June of 1862: "Eastward I go Osage ancestors. It is not surprising that he con- only by force; but westward I go free The tinues the great circle that has absorbed this West of which I speak is but another name for magazine since its inception. -THE EDITORS CONTRIBUTORS awards from the Chicago Book Clinic and ROBERT MORGAN ("Honey") teaches the Association of American University creative writing and modern poetry at Presses. BRALDT BRALDS (cover art) was born and Cornell University. His book Green River: educated in the Netherlands and moved New and Selected Poems was published last JAMES FALLOWS ("An Asian Agenda") is month. to the United States in 1980. His work The Atlantic's Washington editor. He is has been widely exhibited in the United writing a book about the future of East DAVID ROBERTS ("The Decipherment States, Japan, Korea, and the Nether- Asia. of Ancient Maya") is the author of Jean lands, and has received awards from the Stafford: A Biography (1988) and Iceland: Society of Illustrators and the New York WILLIAM LEAST HEAT-MOON ("Prairy- Land of the Sagas (1990). He is working Art Directors Club. Erth") is the pen name of William Trog- on a book about Geronimo and the don. Trogdon holds a bachelor's degree Apaches. FRED CATAPANO ("Principles of Holistic in photojournalism and a doctorate in Medicine Applied to Infrastructure English from the University of Missouri. JAMES TRAUB ("Oklahoma City: Sepa- Maintenance: A Test Case") is the depu- He is the author of Blue Highways, a por- rate and Equal") is a free-lance writer ty vice-president for auxiliary services at tion of which first appeared as the cover whose articles on race-related issues have Columbia University. He is at work on a story in the September, 1982, Atlantic. appeared in The New Republic and collection of short stories. Harper's. He is the author of Too Good to JANE HIRSHFIELD ("Within This Tree") Be True: The Outlandish Story of Wedtech FRANCIS DAVIS ("Better With Age") is a poet whose most recent collection is (1990). writes frequently about music for The At- Of Gravity & Angels (1988). lantic. His second book, Outcats: Jazz LYNNA WILLIAMS ("Sole Custody") Composers, Instrumentalists, and Singers, DAVID M. KENNEDY ("A Fairer Like- teaches fiction writing at Emory Univer- was published last year. ness") is the William Robertson Coe Pro- sity. Her collection Things Not Seen and fessor of History and American Studies at Other Stories will be published next spring. TERRY EVANS (cover-story photographs) Stanford University. lives in Kansas and specializes in photog- The September Almanac was compiled raphy that involves people and the prai- MICHAEL LYDON ("A Voice Against with the assistance of Gail Cleere, on be- rie. Her photographs illustrated the At- Anonymous Death") is a musician and half of the U.S. Naval Observatory; Jac- lantic cover story for November, 1989, writer who lives in Manhattan. He is queline Bogard, of Del Monte Foods; "Back to Eden." Evans's book Prairie: working on a book of essays about litera- James R. Tischer, of Woodland Biomass Images of Ground and Sky (1986) received ture, Real Writing. Power; and Nielsen Media Research. 4 SEPTEMBER 1991 CAMRY MURPHY'S LAWBREAKER. If ever there was a car with a reputation for working like it's supposed to, this is it. The Toyota Camry. 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The Chemical Manufacturers Association. We want you to know. The Atlantic Editor WILLIAM WHITWORTH Washington Editor LETTERS THE EDITOR JAMES FALLOWS Senior Editors JACK BEATTY, C. MICHAEL CURTIS, CORBY KUMMER, BARBARA WALLRAFF Managing Editor CULLEN MURPHY Art Director JUDY GARLAN National Correspondents THERAPY FOR CHILDREN kindle joy in our hearts. On second KATIE LEISHMAN, NICHOLAS LEMANN thought, my original perception makes Associate Editors PETER DAVISON (poetry), SUE PARILLA, MARTHA SPAULDING An n otherwise helpful article, "Ther- a lot more sense than the bizarre no- apy for Children," by Katharine tions put forth as science by the child Staff Writer PHOEBE-LOU ADAMS Davis Fishman (June Atlantic), was se- analysts. What sensible parent would Staff Editors riously flawed by its acceptance of the sentence a child to a lengthy exposure ELINOR APPEL, AVRIL CORNEL, STEVEN CRAMER, ERIC Haas, myth that for "normal" children, to this type of "therapy"? AMY MEEKER, LUCIE PRINZ mourning lasts one year. Grief educa- DONALD HOPE Art Staff ROBIN GILMORE-BARNES, Associate Art Director tors, therapists, and counselors are Richmond, Vt. ELIZABETH URRICO, Assistant Art Director coming to realize that grief is one of the GILLIAN KAHN, Art Assistant major turning points in the life of chil- Assistants to the Editors LESLIE CAULDWELL, ANN LEOPOLD, dren at any age. Children who are K atharine Davis Fishman did a fine job of presenting readers with a KAREN SONTAG (archivist), KATHRYN SYLVESTER, LOWELL WEISS grieving over the death of a parent or working knowledge of child therapy. Editorial Promotion Manager sibling may normally express their My only criticism is that the author re- SARAH FINNIE ROCKWELL grief for an indeterminate period of gards parents as consumers, in the Contributing Editors Roy BLOUNT, JR., FRANCIS DAVIS, time, especially if the grief is related to same manner that they are consumers GREGG EASTERBROOK, SEYMOUR M. HERSH, a violent and unexpected death. of camps and schools. Parents certainly TRACY KIDDER, MICHAEL LENEHAN, JAMES ALAN McPherson, CONOR CRUISE O'BRIEN, Fishman does not clarify how diffi- have an obligation to investigate a THOMAS POWERS, WILLIAM SCHNEIDER cult it is for a child to express pain and therapist's training and credentials, suffering to adults who are reluctant to and a right to feel comfortable with the acknowledge, for lots of reasons, the therapist's personality and style. How- child's difficulties. Children do not ever, parents almost always have very Chairman have the vocabulary to express their strong feelings about bringing their MORTIMER B. ZUCKERMAN pain and are often quieted by parents, children for treatment. These feelings Vice Chairman and Chief Executive Officer FRED DRASNER teachers, and counselors who don't ex- may enhance or detract from their pect that serious experiences of death, child's treatment. The author refers to President and Publisher IRA ELLENTHAL violence, suicide, and murder will be parents as "suffering, intimidated, and Circulation & Consumer Marketing expressed by children over long peri- guilt-ridden." Parents may also be an- CINDY J. STILL, Associate Publisher PETER WATT, Circulation Business Manager ods of time. At Fernside Center for gry at their child, their spouse, the KRISTEN EIMILLER, Circulation Promotion Manager ADRIENNE ISELHART, Assistant Promotion Manager Grieving Children, in Cincinnati, we child's school, even perhaps at the MICHAEL P. PRESTO, Director, Retail Marketing see many children from three to eigh- therapist they have yet to meet. Advertising teen who, having found support for Though the author mentions Kazdin's JAYNE YOUNG, Associate Publisher JAMES SHERIDAN, Vice President their grief experiences, move on in finding that 94 percent of child thera- DONNA PALMER, Vice President, West Coast their development. This rarely takes pists work with parents, the author's FRANCES V. BROUDY, Advertising Director MEREDITH WELCH, Marketing Director place in a year. discussion of this work is sparse. DEBORAH B. FARNHAM, Promotion Director TAYLOR GRAY, Research Director It is time for the psychological and I would advise parents that before EDWIN COOPER, Marketing Consultant social-work communities to add the they walk into a therapist's office for MATTHEW BARBA, SARAH BENENSON, MARA HART FILO, LINDA NIEPOKOJ SHAUGHNESSY area of children's grief to their lists of the first time, child in hand, they dis- Operations priorities. cuss their own thoughts and feelings KIMBERLY SMITH JENSEN, General Manager STEVE SUNDERLAND with a spouse, a friend, or-best yet- JAN MORRIS, Production Director JOSEPH O'CONNELL, Production Director Emeritus University of Cincinnati the child's new therapist. Most child MARTHA JEVSEVAR, Business Manager Cincinnati, Ohio therapists would be pleased to know KAREN WESOLOWSKI, Special Projects Manager SANDRA CICCONE, MICHAEL DRNACH, that they and the parents are in the RAYMOND FORD, DEBORAH HOFFENBERG, MICHAEL JONES, DAN O'KANE, LIAM O'MALLEY D Γ. Charles Sarnoff certainly cap- same corner. tured the poetry of childhood. Gila HARTSTEIN Editorial/Business Office Now when I kiss my children good- Jewish Board of Family and 745 Boylston St., Boston, MA 02116, (617) 536-9500 night I see them as biologically celi- Children's Services New York Advertising Office bate soldier-dwarfs one day closer to Brooklyn, N.Y. 599 Lexington Ave., N.Y., NY 10022, (212) 326-5350 Chicago West Coast Detroit ludic demise. Silly me: I used to be- Christopher Schuba Donna Palmer Mara Hart Filo lieve that they were miraculous beings (312) 482-8099 (213) 479-4729 (313) 353-4000 K atharine Davis Fishman seems to (415) 389-8439 recently arrived from beyond the be- treat the classificatory system of the yond, come to redeem the world and Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Men- 8 SEPTEMBER 1991 ® MONTBLANC ® ® Solitaire® SOLITAIRE The art of writing. MONT BLANC Available at fine jewelers, department stores, quality stationers and other select retailers. Koh-I-Noor Inc. (800) 877-4810. In Canada, (416) 670-0300. tal Disorders, Third Edition, Revised, O ne idea in "Therapy for Chil- disservice by distorting the field's de- as if it provided an accurate description dren" that deserves further con- mographics and falling into a boy's net- of specific disorders. Children and sideration is the possibility that a diag- work in her interview choices. adults do not read the DSM-III-R be- nosed condition may be more a CATHERINE MONK fore they develop symptoms and do reflection of society's intolerance than Brooklyn, N.Y. not know how to behave in order to fit a measure of a true problem. Unfortu- the named condition. While classifica- nately, actionist professionals are have one bone to pick with Katherine tion is useful, at the least it needs to be ready, and seem to be more than will- Davis Fishman. She identifies the accompanied by a dynamic description. ing, to do their thing. "types of practitioners available [as] And while I appreciate Fishman's in- A return of strong traditional family psychiatrists, psychologists, or social tent not to become mired in theoretical values wouldn't hurt. Furthermore, a workers." Nowhere does she mention differences, parents seeking treatment controlled clinical trial may reveal that master's-level trained therapists other for their child need to recognize that the wisdom and services of Grandma than M.S.W.s. Her cautionary state- psychodynamic approaches are not all may be just as effective as a gang of ment that "many 'therapists' hang out alike. In traditional Freudian psycho- professionals. shingles without adequate credentials dynamic approaches the therapist re- JOHN F. HART of any kind, and consumers should be lies heavily on drive theory, which Blair, Nebr. wary" (after defining "adequate cre- tends to understate the interpersonal dentials" as M.D.s, Ph.D.s, or influences on personality and develop- W hen the cover story of a magazine M.S.W.s) can be interpreted as warn- ment, including cultural factors as well deals with a subject as special- ing people away from competent as familial ones. ized as your cover story did this time, I trained therapists who simply have dif- The interpersonal psychodynamic can't help feeling shortchanged. ferent (read "smaller") "tribal affili- approach, derived from the teachings ERWIN FUCHS ation[s]." I have a master's degree in of Harry Stack Sullivan, views devel- Seattle, Wash. "existential, phenomenological, thera- opment differently, and assumes that peutic psychology" from Seattle Uni- personality, style, and pathology are T he Atlantic remains on our active versity. This accredited two-year pro- the result of many influences. In addi- subscription list because of in- gram, which includes a nine-month tion, the presence and identity of the depth articles like "Therapy for Chil- clinical internship, is at least as rigor- therapist or analyst is a vital part of the dren," by Katharine Davis Fishman. ous as any M.S.W. program. Granted, treatment. Sullivan did not work di- BONNIE B. FALLON clinical social workers are the dominant rectly with children, although his ap- Marblehead, Mass. master's-level practitioners of psycho- proach is quite applicable to the treat- therapy in the United States today; for ment of them. And although he used onsidering the theoretical and example, an M.S.W. is the only mas- language as the central form of com- technical complexities of clinical ter's degree accepted by many insur- munication, he was aware of all the therapy and the state of war between ance companies. But this speaks more nonverbal means of communication. differently oriented practitioners, I to powerful lobbying than to superior Additionally, he saw the therapist as a found "Therapy for Children" infor- ability as a therapist. participant-observer, very much aware mative and evenhanded. However, I EMILY M. DAVIES of the input of the therapist and fully am appalled by the choice of spokes- Chugiak, Alaska using the relationship between a pa- persons. Despite the article's own sta- tient and an analyst. tistics that there are more female than STANLEY SPIEGEL male psychologists and social workers "T herapy for Children" was infor- mative and certainly helpful for Supervising Analyst and roughly an equal number of psy- those parents who need reassurance William Alanson White Institute chiatrists (57 percent male, 43 percent and need to choose the most appropri- New York, N.Y. female), three men are profiled. Fur- ate therapy. However, Katharine Davis thermore, other men in the piece are Fishman overlooked an entire group of was amazed at Richard Chasin's han- quoted as clinic directors or authors therapists who are prepared to engage dling of the four-year-old boy's enco- (Kissinger, Catlin, Kazdin, Parloff, Sil- in therapy with children: marriage, presis as if it were merely a behavior verman) while women are primarily family, child counselors. MFCC thera- problem. Thousands of silent sufferers relegated to the role of talking only as pists have a master's degree in counsel- should be told that this physical symp- therapists about cases (Roth, Laura ing or in a related field, have interned tom, source of family conflict and Chasin). And look at those numbers: of for 3,000 hours under supervision, and heartbreak for the school-age child, is the professionals interviewed, eight have passed a rigorous oral and written not self-limiting, is not "outgrown," are men and three are women (includ- licensing exam. and is not responsive to scolding, pun- ing Combrinck-Graham)! PATIENCE SHUTTS ishment, or rewards. Women may not have the "requisite Huntington Beach, Calif. It can be cured at the encopresis beard," as Katharine Davis Fishman so clinic of any large pediatric center, glibly puts it, and I have no doubt that Katharine Davis Fishman replies: such as the Children's Hospital in years of sexism have kept the profes- In my article Philip Kendall suggest- Seattle. sion's higher echelons male-dominat- ed that a grieving child might get along BARBARA M. GOLD ed. But Fishman has done your read- without professional help during the Edmonds, Wash. ers, the profession, and women a first year of mourning, but if grieving 10 SEPTEMBER 1991 disrupts the child's life after that, some them. That, I believe, is what social Interview, but must have stored that therapy might be helpful. While Steve workers call "empowerment," and it's information in another part of my brain. Sunderland would, apparently, go fur- why I wrote the article. Although I do think I made it reason- ther and start therapy immediately for The first issue that Stanley Spiegel ably clear that not all psychodynamic all grieving children, I assume it's the raises seems to be a hot button with therapists are Freudians, I wish I had implied distinction between "normal" professionals, even though they them- included a phrase explaining that Sulli- and "abnormal" or "maladaptive" that selves have put DSM-III-R together vanians are more participatory. gives him trouble. because, as he says, classification is To Barbara Gold, Richard Chasin Donald Hope is fortunate indeed useful. I stated specifically that the says he doesn't believe that all enco- that his children are well and happy, book is only "a point of departure for presis has one source or is simple to and can be described as he perceives diagnostic consultation." Many par- help. But it seemed harmless to try a them. It is only when the miraculous ents haven't the foggiest notion wheth- dramatic family situation, and he him- beings have, for example, hysterical er their children's problems merit self was surprised at how responsive night terrors that won't go away that treatment, and while it would be nice this child was to this intervention. Sarnoff's idiom John Hart ought might be called to know that good into play, in order therapists are (to to make the be- varying degrees) ings feel better True beauty mindful of the and ready to kin- social context of dle joy once more. their patients' Sarnoff, inciden- tally, puts forth comes from within. problems. I didn't meet a therapist his treatment as a (or a parent) who "mixture of art wouldn't claim to and science," but And we have the believe in "strong if parents don't traditional family like the vocabu- values," but what lary, they should seek another type face to prove it. specifically those values might be of therapy for varies with the in- their children. dividual and the If Gila Hart- tradition he or she stein would reread was brought up in. my article, she If Grandma can re- would find expla- lieve a child's suf- nations by Drs. fering and clear Sarnoff, Falcone, up the symptoms, Kendall, and Cha- sin of how they WILD she should by all means have at it. work with parents. The particular ses- TURKEY The kids I saw, alas, were beyond sions I reported Grandma's reach. dealt with chil- 8 years old, 101 proof, pure Kentucky. Catherine dren alone be- Monk's praise does cause adults know KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY ALC BY VOL 50.5% AUSTIN NICHOLS DISTILLING CO., LAWRENCEBURG, KY © 1990 much to mitigate less about what the harshness of they experience in her objection to therapy. The field of child therapy in- to say "If you're miserable and the the presence of so many males in my cludes, besides the skilled practition- child seems to be too, check out ther- article. My purpose was not to talk ers I described, some charlatans and apy," parents (especially those who with practitioners who had been sorted high-pressure salesmen, as well as might disagree with each other) often out by sex but to work with profession- good clinicians whom parents might feel the need for something more con- als who were both distinguished in the just find uncongenial. Since therapists crete. So they get out DSM-III-R, they field and willing to make time for me. see outpatients at most a couple of look up childhood disorders, and if a My book on the subject will cast a hours a week for a few years, whereas collection of symptoms described wider net and, perhaps, quiet the gen- parents live with their children, and therein sounds familiar, they're more der police. since parents are where the buck stops, comfortable consulting a professional. As for Emily Davies and Patience I suggest once more, in disagreement As for the second issue, I can only Shutts, I have some sympathy for their with Dr. Hartstein, that they should say, "Oops!" Sullivan's work did come complaint, and I have no doubt that behave like skeptical, well-informed up in conversations I had with several each is competent to work expertly consumers, and keep their wits about therapists, and I've read The Psychiatric with children. SEPTEMBER 1991 11 CAN POETRY MATTER? Dana Gioia replies: allowing fiduciaries to accumulate divi- I cannot argue with Barbara Adams's dends at a greatly increased rate, and As a poet tenured in academia, I sad assertions that America defines second to reward enterprises for fi- think most of what Dana Gioia success financially and that our educa- nancing through debt rather than equi- ("Can Poetry Matter?," May Atlantic) tional system is too narrowly pragmat- ty, because interest on debt counts as says about the isolated state of poetry ic. But if De Crevecoeur observed the an expense but dividends on equity do today is sadly true. I disagree, howev- ill effects of our materialism, a later not. Large-scale debt financing not er, with his reasoning about why this French visitor, Alexis de Tocqueville, only reduces the exponential gain from condition exists. noted with surprise how many nine- equity investment but also dilutes the Americans are now and always have teenth-century American homes con- ownership function of equity and pro- been indifferent to poetry. De Creve- tained well-thumbed copies of Shake- motes the outrageous theft of equity coeur pointed out in 1782 the debilitat- speare and the Bible. Whatever its represented by current patterns of ex- ing effects of a pluralistic, materialistic materialistic obsessions, our nation ecutive compensation. society on the literature it would pro- also has immense spiritual potential. Far from being irrational speculators, duce and support. Immigrants are by Surely the ambition of artists and intel- our modern investors are playing pre- necessity opportunistic and materialis- lectuals must be to nourish this energy. cisely the role that the U.S. tax code tic; obviously, when they come from It is encouraging to remember that directs them into. Adding another tax every culture in the world, they have while American culture has always had on equity will not solve the problems no common literary tradition and no a down side, masterpieces do get writ- Fingleton describes. understanding of the importance of ten and win-however slowly-their BRUCE P. SHIELDS one in gluing together a society's high- readership. The challenge for artists Wolcott, Vt. er values. and intellectuals is to be realistic with- Success in the United States has al- out being discouraged-or, to twist Eamonn Fingleton replies: ways depended on income and, to a Ms. Adams's own metaphor, to be Bruce Shields is right that fiduciaries lesser extent, on education. Our edu- saints without being sissies. get nice tax breaks, but I doubt if re- cational system serves vocational moving the breaks will remove the fi- needs, not the higher values of a meri- duciaries. In any case, no one under- torious democracy which were envi- HIGHLY SPECULATIVE stands better than the fiduciaries that a sioned by Jefferson, Adams, and small trading levy would have a big im- Franklin. Donald Trump, for all his ve- E amonn Fingleton ("Finance: Highly pact on reducing trading volume. nality, was the role model adopted by Speculative," June Atlantic) points most of my students until General out a serious problem in contemporary S ince it marks the end of the week- Norman Schwarzkopf came along to American finance, but his solution end and heralds the start of yet an- tap their love of more obvious vio- would intensify the problem. Here are other work week, I would suggest that lence-a violence inherent in our ob- four causes of the present speculation any Monday qualifies as "black" for a solete frontier attitude. Poetry is for and volatility in the equities market. sizable portion of the labor force. Octo- sissies. Frost recited a poem at Kenne- First, the sharply progressive gradu- ber of 1989 included five such "black dy's inauguration like a clergyman giv- ated tax on income. This has two rel- Mondays": the second, the ninth, the ing the country its dose of religion. evant effects on finance: the first is to sixteenth, the twenty-third, and the The modernist poets to whom Gioia throw most long-term (pension-relat- thirtieth. None of those black Mon- refers-Robert Frost, T. S. Eliot, and ed) investment on behalf of individuals days, however, should be confused (as Gertrude Stein-had to go to Europe into the hands of fiduciaries, and the Eamonn Fingleton has confused one) to find an audience before America second coincides with the problem of with Black Monday, October 19, 1987. would deign to wake up from its stupor the treatment of capital gain, whereby That Monday was "the most devastat- of greed and hypocritical piety to rec- an investor does better to realize a se- ing day in the history of financial mar- ognize their native genius. William ries of small gains than to realize a sin- kets at least since the bursting of the Carlos Williams did indeed stick it out gle large one. South Seas Bubble in the 1720s or the here, but he got very little readership Second, the tax code treats all long- collapse of the imaginative speculative outside the coterie of émigré poets in term gain as equally subject to tax. For structures of John Law in Paris in the England and Europe. Why bother with individuals this provides no incentive, same years," according to John Ken- poets?, Americans ask. They don't and for fiduciaries strong disincentive, neth Galbraith, in his The Great Crash, make any money. to keep large unrealized gain in an in- 1929. A doubly black Monday for Real poetry breathes and has a vestment portfolio. many investors. heartbeat, but Americans never get Third, the tax on estates, as de- FRANK GROSSMAN close enough to hear it. Unless and un- signed, rewards owners of enterprises Ottawa, Ont. til we forge a unified culture that is di- who break up and distribute their hold- vorced from pluralistic greed and self- ings during their lifetimes. Many en- The mistake noticed by Frank Gross- serving violence, poetry will remain terprises expire at the demise of the man (and others) was the result of an isolated-it will be read only by saints owner because of tax complications. in-house editorial glitch, not a misread- and sissies. Fourth, the double taxation of divi- ing of history on Eamonn Fingleton's BARBARA ADAMS dends serves first to squeeze private part. Newburgh, N.Y. investors out of the equity market, by -THE EDITORS 12 SEPTEMBER 1991 ILLIBERAL EDUCATION ty member opposed to the establish- place" it with something new. The ment at Duke of a chapter of the Western-culture requirement was D inesh D'Souza's article "Illiberal National Association of Scholars wrote modified in 1988 by faculty vote, and Education" (March Atlantic) raises to "the university provost demanding is thriving in its updated form, under important questions about contempo- that [NAS] members be barred from its new name, Cultures, Ideas, and rary scholarship and its relationship to serving on academic committees that Values (CIV). critical issues facing a changing Ameri- have any say on matters affecting the As before, freshmen must complete can society. But in two instances in his curriculum. The Duke faculty rejected a year-long sequence of courses article about which I have intimate the demand. On this point, at least, (known as tracks) from among eight knowledge, D'Souza is in error. On the old standard of academic freedom choices-seven of which continue Duke's recruitment of a number of seems for the time being to have pre- from the former Western-culture pro- scholars in the humanities, he writes, vailed." D'Souza fails to note that I im- gram. One track, "Europe and the "Oddly the university's administration mediately rejected the suggestion and Americas," began on an experimental seems to have had little idea of the na- reaffirmed the administration's com- basis and has now been fully integrated ture of its acquisi- into the program. tions even as its "Europe and the humanities de- "TEN YEARS AGO, OUR LOVE BECAME LEGAL. Americas" stud- partments were THIS ANNIVERSARY, I'M BREAKING ALL THE RULES." ies European tra- transformed." ditions alongside, Not true. and in interaction In the early with, other im- 1980s, with the re- portant compo- tirement of a large nents of culture number of faculty in the Americas. members in the Major European department, sev- texts are read eral respected alongside texts people from the from North, Cen- English and other tral, and South humanities de- America and the partments pro- Caribbean from posed that with the fourteenth thoughtful invest- century to the ment we could re- present. It was establish Duke as this one track that a leading center of was the subject scholarship in the of so much atten- humanities. Duke tion and misun- set out to do that THE DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY BAND. derstanding. with full knowl- As a result of edge that many of the change from the professors we Western culture sought were at This year. tell her you'd marry her all over again. to CIV, faculty the cutting edge members can now of literary scholar- A diamond is forever. more easily incor- ship, which by Suggested retail price for rings $2,000-$4,500 For more information, call 800-777-8220 BEST® porate addition- definition meant al classic works that they would that had been be controversial. We also assumed that mitment to academic freedom, a posi- excluded from the previous reading these people would help to attract out- tion that was endorsed later by the list. In fact, a comparison of readings standing students to Duke in a field Academic Council. What explanation across tracks shows that both Plato and where student interest nationally had can there be for this omission of my re- Machiavelli are read in six of the eight been moribund. Judging from the ex- sponse unless D'Souza wanted to tell a tracks, and Shakespeare and Aristotle traordinary demand for admission to our story that supported his thesis? in all eight. Obviously, many of the humanities departments and the ex- PHILLIP A. GRIFFITHS books from the previous Western-cul- ceptional quality of these students, we Provost ture requirement are still used. succeeded in achieving our objective. Duke University The mandate of the revised CIV D'Souza also asserts that the Duke Durham, N.C. curriculum remains to provide a com- administration colluded with the so- mon intellectual experience for all called radical fringe to deny free ontrary to Dinesh D'Souza's allega- Stanford freshmen. It is through a reg- speech. Here D'Souza borders on in- tions, Stanford did not "abolish" its ular process of curricular revision that tentional deceit. He writes that a facul- Western-culture requirement or "re- the undergraduate curriculum re- SEPTEMBER 1991 13 sponds to changes in knowledge and most blatantly ideological among ed, and, one presumes, dedicated by changes in the world. them. local politicos, in 432 B.C. THOMAS WASOW I am in favor of an inclusive ap- KENT SHAW Dean of Undergraduate Studies proach that exposes liberally educated Vergennes, Vt. Stanford University students to the best that has been Stanford, Calif. thought and said in both Western and Mr. Shaw is not the only one of our non-Western cultures, but unfortu- correspondents to have misread John Dinesh D'Souza replies: nately Stanford's CIV curriculum, in- Sedgwick's text, which refers to the Phillip Griffiths raises two such mi- cluding the controversial "Europe and Pantheon, originally built by Marcus nor cavils that I read his letter as confir- the Americas" track routinely results in Vipsanius Agrippa in 27-25 B.C. and mation that my major criticisms of the assignment of works, such as reconstructed in its present form by Duke University are essentially cor- Frantz Fanon's Wretched of the Earth, Emperor Hadrian around A.D. 125. rect. I clearly stated that his universi- that are less representative of Third -THE EDITORS ty's intention was to place itself at the World thinking than of the political "cutting edge." My point was that this stances of Stanford professors. This is pursuit of literary fashion was exacting bogus multiculturalism. ADVICE & CONSENT a high cost in terms of the diminution of intellectual standards, both in the PX LIQUOR T 0 set the record straight, I did not hiring of faculty members and in write that 80 percent of the Bolshe- course content. In numerous conversa- viks' Cheka agents were Jews, as Fa- tions with Duke administrators I de- E ither Kathleen Cushman or the au- ther Andrew L. J. James maintained in tected lots of enthusiasm for controver- thor of the book she reviews, Mili- Letters to the Editor (January Atlantic). sy and publicity but little or no tary Brats ("Government Issue," June Nor did I write that Jews who served in understanding of ideas such as reader- Atlantic), has been separated from the the Cheka tortured prisoners out of response theory and deconstruction. pleasure of shopping in post exchanges "grief." Second, I did not mean to slight Pro- and commissaries for too long. What- Citing George Leggett's definitive vost Griffiths; indeed, I am pleased to ever the causes of alcoholism in the study on the Cheka, I wrote in Red Vic- see him rejecting the demands of the military may be, "heavily discounted tory: A History of the Russian Civil War "cutting edge" when they reach ab- tax-free booze sold at base liquor (p. 314) that "Jews made up nearly surd extremes. But it's far from clear stores" is not among them. Prices at eighty percent of the rank-and-file why this omission could be considered package stores on bases with which I Cheka agents in the Ukraine." The nefariously calculated to support my am familiar are comparable to those at Ukraine is only a small part of the Sovi- thesis. My goal was to compliment liquor stores in the areas surrounding et Union, and despite turbulence Duke's governing bodies in this case them; in fact, it is often possible to get there, the portion of the total Cheka for rejecting Stanley Fish's demand better bargains-for instance, in case forces assigned to it in 1918-1921 re- that members of the National Associ- lots-on the "outside." flected that fact. ation of Scholars not be permitted to V.T. BOATWRIGHT I also pointed out on the same page serve on tenure committees. Stonington, Conn. that the Cheka represented an early As for Stanford, the university used example of the Bolsheviks' readiness to have a Western Civilization require- Kathleen Cushman replies: to use national, religious, and ethnic ment that included fifteen classic Major Doug Hart, of the Pentagon's antagonisms to set various nationalities works. It replaced this popular se- Public Affairs Office, points out that against one another in the lands under quence with Cultures, Ideas, and Val- Class VI liquor stores on military instal- their control. I hardly need add that ues (CIV). The abbreviation makes lations are exempt from state taxes on the successors of the Soviet Union's the new course sound like the old liquor; abroad no federal tax is charged founders are reaping that bitter harvest course, and is designed to convey the either. Thus, in states where alcohol today in Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, impression that little has changed. But is not taxed, prices may indeed be the Ukraine, and Uzbekistan, not to this is not the message that Stanford comparable to those in civilian stores mention such more-recent Soviet ac- communicated to student and faculty nearby. quisitions as Lithuania, Latvia, and activists who charged the old curricu- Estonia. lum with having a Eurocentric white W. BRUCE LINCOLN male heterosexual bias. And although PUT CONCRETELY Distinguished Research Professor the new sequence includes some West- Department of History ern classics (Marx is a particular favor- ohn Sedgwick's exposition on con- Northern Illinois University ite- one overrepresented white crete ("Strong But Sensitive," April DeKalb, Ill. male here," one Stanford professor Atlantic) was as sturdy as his subject, tells me), the CIV legislation explicitly just the right aggregate of fact and fan- requires professors in all eight tracks to cy. But much as we may admire the D Γ. Jeff Miller's April Letter to the Editor was one of the most beauti- give "substantial representation" to achievements of the Romans, it was fully concise pieces of writing to ap- works by women, minorities, and na- the Grecian team of Ictinus and Callic- pear in The Atlantic in a long time. tives of the Third World. The "Europe rates who supervised the construction A. T. KLINE and the Americas" track is simply the of the Parthenon, which was complet- Miami, Fla. 14 SEPTEMBER 1991 FOCUSING ON EDUCATION THIS IS THE THIRD IN A SERIES OF PUBLIC-SERVICE ADVERTISEMENTS SPONSORED BY ROCKWELL International CORPORATION ABOUT THE NATION'S EDUCATION CRISIS. THEY ARE PUBLISHED TO ENCOURAGE INFORMED DISCUSSION AND DEBATE. DUCATION "RESTRUCTURING" In the not too distant past, the sci- E has captured the imagination of entific-management movement, led by policymakers, business leaders, people like Frederick Taylor, de- governors, state legislators, ed- scended on schools and businesses ucation-association leaders, and citi- alike, stopwatches and clipboards in zens at large. Almost everyone in the hand. Using a "scientific" approach education business is absorbed with it. to management, schools were "teach- Almost everyone, that is, except teach- er-proofed": designed in the hope ers. Yet without their support and in- 0 that they would run whether or not volvement, education restructuring the teachers were any good, echoing will never be more than a dream. similar practices on the nation's as- As we all know, schools can be no sembly lines. The assembly line, it better than their teachers. Indeed, giv- Empowering Teachers must be remembered, was a triumph en the state of American education, it of the "dumbing down" of work, mak- is a wonder there are so many dedi- ing it routine enough for unskilled cated and caring teachers, men and BY DENIS P. Doyle workers to do. And while no one talks women who tolerate bureaucracy, un- any longer about teacher-proofing the satisfactory working conditions, low status, and low wages. classroom, most teachers in America are familiar with its legacy. The hard truth is that in many respects teaching looks more What about the high-tech assembly line? In the most mod- like blue-collar than white-collar work. Only in private schools ern manufacturing firms, of course, the routinized work has and a handful of the best public schools are teachers treated as been so "dumbed down" that robots perform it (and do a bet- professionals, with the opportunities and obligations profes- ter job, because they never get bored or distracted) while the sionals enjoy. Most teachers must work to the clock, use text- human beings on the line do what they're good at: trouble- books adopted by a remote bureaucracy, submit lesson plans shooting and problem-solving. for administrative approval, and employ tests and measures What is the lesson for schools? At least as a trial, we should imposed by a third party. Other professionals-lawyers, doc- begin an experiment: teacher-run schools. Teachers can form tors, architects, accountants, clergy-work for themselves. Hos- cooperatives or partnerships or collaboratives or, as Dale pitals and law firms, accounting partnerships and architectural Mann of Teachers College recently suggested, teacher ESOPs— firms employ administrators to do the partners' or senior staff's Employee Stock Ownership Plans. It works in the business bidding, not the other way around. Few teachers have access world, why not in schools? This is not an idle question. If teach- to the simple things other professionals take for granted: a ers are to become true professionals, they must seize the mo- telephone, for example, or a decent faculty lounge where they ment and demonstrate to their own satisfaction-as well as their can have a cup of coffee and share notes with colleagues. Teach- clients'-that they really can do it right. ers are limited in their choice of opportunities for professional How to begin such a radical experiment? One step at a time. growth and renewal, something most professionals expect rou- A great virtue of American federalism is that each state solves tinely. Most important, teachers are not in charge of their pro- its problems its own way; so too can the nation's 15,000 school DRAWING BY JEAN-FRANÇOIS ALLAUX fessional lives. Unions bargain, but bread-and-butter issues are districts. Bold and visionary schools can experiment and when not the same as professional issues. the evidence is in, the others can follow suit. What explains this unproductive state of affairs, and what might we do about it? Much of the blame is traceable to a bad- Denis P. Doyle is an education analyst and a senior fellow at the Hud- son Institute. With David T. Kearns, the deputy secretary of education, ly out-of-date business metaphor. And the solution lies in a he is a co-author of Winning the Brain Race: A Bold Plan to Make Our modern, high-tech metaphor. Schools Competitive (ICS Press). 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The school, which of- drinking from the far side of a fers a low student-teacher ratio glass-work, doctors think, 100 YEARS AGO and demands substantial par- because they irritate the soft Woodrow Wilson, writing in ental involvement, is located palate or the pharynx, and so the September, 1891, issue of in a community that is largely may inhibit impulses transmit- THE SKIES The Atlantic Monthly: "The poor and Hispanic. ted by the vagus nerve to the modern critic is a leader of hiccup center. Others-in- September 9, New Moon. 10, fashion. He carries with him cluding breath-holding and a rare conjunction of the elu- the air of a literary worldliness. breathing in and out of a paper sive planet Mercury and the If your book be a novel, your bag-appear to be effective bright planet Jupiter occurs, at 6:00 A.M. EDT, 45 minutes reviewer will know all pre- because they disrupt respira- before sunrise. 23, Full Moon, vious plots, all former, all pos- tory rhythm and, it is thought, sible motives and situations. also known this month as the inhibit the diaphragm's ability to contract. In cases of persis- Harvest Moon. Today is also You cannot write anything ab- solutely new for him, and why ARTS & LETTERS the occasion of the Autumnal tent and so-called intractable should you desire to do again September 25, Scarlett hiccups, more-drastic measures Equinox; the sun rises precise- what has been done already? If O'Hara's 55-year-long wait for may be called into play: drug ly in the east and sets precisely it be a poem, the reviewer's another shot at Rhett Butler in the west, and will be seen therapy, acupuncture, hypno- head already rings with the comes to an end today, when sis, and negative-reinforcement directly overhead at noon by whole gamut of the world's Alexandra Ripley's Scarlett: The techniques. those who live along the Equa- metrical music; he can recog- Sequel to Margaret Mitchell's tor. 28, Venus, in the south- nize any simile, recall all turns Gone With the Wind, for which DEMOGRAPHICS east, reaches its greatest of phrase, match every senti- Warner Books paid $4.94 mil- September 1, the first nation- brightness-17 times brighter ment; why seek to please him lion, appears in bookstores in ally televised game of the Na- than Sirius, the brightest anew with old things? If it con- 40 countries. 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REPORTS & COMMENT NOTES suffering, this last category being from Chicago who testified in the case, widely held to encompass such intangi- that hedonic loss (his term, from the Coming to bles as "loss of companionship" and Greek hedone, meaning "pleasure") "loss of enjoyment." Over the years, was a legitimate consideration. It also Grief however, intangibles have loomed accepted as valid the complex econom- ever larger in the eyes of lawyers and ic models that Smith employed to esti- juries, and in a 1984 case that was mate the monetary value of the hedon- The calibration of misery heard in Illinois, Sherrod V. Berry, a ic loss involved in Sherrod. Smith's federal court agreed for the first time economic models needn't be ex- that a life's forgone pleasures-the plained here; suffice it to say that pleasure of residing among one's fam- they derive from a calculation of the OPENED THE mail a few days ago ily, of singing in a choir, of gardening or value of a human life, which in turn is I to find a letter from a friend, and playing tennis, of a first kiss or a sum- based on a cold-blooded, Chicago- with it an article from the Journal mer day-constituted a whole new school analysis of what Americans, as of Humanistic Psychology, which he category for which damages could be individuals and through governments, commended to my attention. The ar- awarded, over and above any award for pay to preserve and protect human ticle, titled "Panetics," was written pain and suffering. In coming to this life. For the purposes of computing he- by R.G.H. Siu, who is a chemist, a conclusion the court accepted the ar- donic loss, Stan Smith estimated the former director of the Justice Depart- gument of Stan V. Smith, an economist value of the life of a typical thirty-year- ment's National Institute of old at between $500,000 and Law Enforcement and Crimi- $3.5 million. (His estimates nal Justice, and the author of are always presented to juries several books, including Micro- as a range-what he calls a bial Decomposition of Cellulose. No sooner had I glanced at the article's abstract than a le- gal term I had recently "hedonic loss"- $1,0 "zone of fairness.") With sums like these at stake, it is not sur- prising to find lawyers for the plaintiffs in hedonic-loss cases speaking eloquently to juries came forcefully to mind, of life's unfolding pleasures, its along with the realization that vast, ineffable bounty: a Pacif- hedonic loss might soon have ic sunset beneath an amber sky some competition. a soft breeze caressing a I'll come back to panetics stand of pines the trill of a in a moment. First: are you mountain stream cascading familiar with hedonic loss? It over polished stones the is a concept that has by now warm unknowingness of a spread from the federal court newborn's smile. system to the state courts, I don't have any legal train- and from lawsuits involving ing, and I don't know whether, wrongful death to those in- in terms of justice or efficiency, volving personal injury. Brief- sonal-injury cases the plaintiff used to be able to seek dam- 000 the concept of hedonic loss ly, in wrongful-death and per- makes sense. It has certainly provoked much comment and much opposition. What seems ages from a defendant for loss most remarkable about the of earnings, for the cost of concept to me, though, is its medical care, and for pain and implicit assumption that the 20 ILLUSTRATION BY MICHAEL BARTALOS SEPTEMBER 1991 I BEAT HIM at the country club. The grass was too long. I beat him at Pebble Beach. The grass was too short. I beat him at St. Andrews. There was a ROCK in the way. Finally, I called his bluff. This time, it was the FELT. "How smooth does it have to be?" I begged. Smiling, he held forth his glass of Glenfiddich® single malt Scotch. Isighed. Tennis anyone? Glenfiddich Singularly LENFID SINGLE MALT Smooth Pure Malt PURE MALT SCOTCH WITH DISTILLED AND BOTTLED BY EXTRAORDINARY CHARACTER. THE GRANT FAMILY SINCE 1887. NOT BLENDED WITH NOT MATCHED BY GRAIN WHISKIES. ANY BLEND. To SEND A GIFT OF GLENFIDDICH ANYWHERE IN THE U.S., CALL 1-800-238-4373. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. BOTTLED IN SCOTLAND. 43% ALC/VOL (86 PROOF). ©WILLIAM GRANT & SONS INC., NEW YORK, NY 10020. OKLAHOMA CITY so tattered that they had to leaf it had become an inconvenience and through the first few pages to divine an irritant rather than a moral affront. Separate and the subject. Former students recall And now the school board had come trudging several miles north to school to propose a return to the status quo Equal from the neighborhood where blacks ante. In 1977 a federal judge had con- were confined. There were no school ceded that schools could be excused buses for black children. from the busing plan as the neighbor- To many black parents, a On a summer evening twenty-three hoods around them became integrated. desegregated school is less important years later, in 1984, a group of school- By 1984 blacks were sufficiently scat- than a good one. A growing number even board members ventured up to North- tered across Oklahoma City that many of prefer to send their children to an all- east High School to speak with parents the schools could be integrated without black school, if it is nearby and the and community leaders. In the inter- busing. A committee of the school equal of any in the system vening years the world had turned up- board, led by a black man, was propos- side down, and it was about to turn up- ing a return to neighborhood schools at side down again. The first great the elementary school level. The only change had taken place in 1972, when, schools that would become "racially N 1961, WHEN a black dentist named after a decade of dithering and appeals, identifiable" would be right there in the I A. L. Dowell sued the Oklahoma the school board had implemented the Northeast neighborhood, which had City School Board for refusing to Finger Plan, a desegregation plan that gone from all white to all black. grant his son Robert admission to all- called for the mandatory busing of The striking thing about the meet- white Northeast High School, the both black and white children. The ing at Northeast High that evening is city's black population was living under Oklahoma City schools followed the that the great majority of parents spoke Jim Crow. Robert Dowell was enrolled trajectory of desegregated urban school in favor of the new plan, despite the in the only black high school in town- systems all over the country: resis- fact that it would return many of their Douglass, located about a mile from tance, submission, racial tension, children to segregated elementary Northeast. Douglass teachers from white flight, and peace, if not always schools (an option of the plan allowed those days remember the hand-me- harmony. By the end of the 1970s the black parents to send their children to down textbooks they had to work with, school bus had lost its totemic status: a white-majority school, using trans- The photographs in this article were taken at Oklahoma City's Longfellow Elementary School and at the Millwood School, in a nearby district. 24 PHOTOGRAPHS BY SKEETER HAGLER SEPTEMBER 1991 portation provided by the school board). Civil-rights activists bitterly re- proached the board members for marching backward. But the activists constituted a distinct minority, and they were seen as remnants of an older order. "It was very painful," says Susan Hermes, who chaired the school board at the time and is an advocate of the plan. "Many of these people have fought for civil rights all their lives. The most difficult part for them is to let go of that and let people work to- gether in other ways." The NAACP Legal Defense Fund took the school board to court, as it had two decades earlier. After five years the matter landed in the Supreme Court. The case was expected to provide the most important busing decision of re- cent years. In mid-January of this year the Court concluded, with a restraint somewhat disappointing to both sides, that a school board can be released from court-ordered busing and can even permit some resegregation as long as it has taken all "practicable" steps to eliminate the "vestiges" of past discrimi- nation. The case was remanded to fed- eral court, where it remains. In his dissent Justice Thurgood Mar- shall condemned the decision as a re- versal of the progress made since 1954, when the Court nullified the principle of "separate but equal" in Brown V. Board of Education. Many civil-rights activists, including those in Oklahoma City, have expressed fear about just this point. But most of the parents and "To make a shoe this comfortable, there is only one way teachers and administrators I spoke with recently during a week in Oklaho- to look at leather. My Dad's way." ma City viewed the neighborhood plan Like his father, Dan Marshall takes a hands-on approach to for elementary schools in nonracial leather. He looks for consistent color character and uniform terms. Black parents often repeated grain texture. He feels for the break that will allow each shoe to what was said during the 1984 discus- retain its look and fit year after year. He knows there are no sions at Northeast High: they believed in integration, but they were more con- short cuts to the one-shoe-at-a-time comfort of Sebago cerned about the quality of their chil- Classics. Like father, like son. dren's education. And they believed that their children could get an equal education in a racially separate set- ting-a historic change from the era of forced segregation. I asked Arthur Steller, who came to Oklahoma City as superintendent of schools six years ago, whether desegre- gation had become irrelevant. Steller, a poised, dark-suited Yankee who is white, had obviously given a lot of SEBAGO thought to the question. He replied, America's World-Class Footwear™ "People have said historically that we need to have black youngsters in white SEPTEMBER 1991 25 schools because that's the only way may affect their hearts and minds in a schoolchildren were attending schools they're going to get a good education. way unlikely ever to be undone." with white children. But the passage of At one point in time that may have Black children had a right to equal the Civil Rights Act of 1964, President been true. However, there's nothing education, and segregated education Lyndon Johnson's personal commit- that makes that inherently true if you could not be equal. ment to advance the civil-rights agenda can eliminate the inequity of resources The NAACP lawyers who argued despite the political costs of doing so, and if you put a focus and attention on Brown were explicit on this score. Rob- and a series of decisions at the federal reducing the achievement gaps be- ert Carter, now a federal judge in Man- and Supreme Court levels all worked tween minority and majority students. hattan, has written, "When we fash- together to compel recalcitrant school It's more important for us to desegre- ioned Brown, on the theory that equal boards to design and implement bus- gate educational results than it is to education and integrated education ing plans. From 1968 to 1972 the pro- physically desegregate students." were one and the same, the goal was portion of southern black children at- When I asked Steller whether he equal educational opportunity, not in- tending schools that were at least half would contemplate returning all levels tegration." It was mere common sense, white shot from 19 percent to 45 per- of schools to a neighborhood plan, he in the world of Jim Crow, that black cent. Then progress stalled; the fig- didn't blink. "You could," he said. "We children could not get a decent educa- ures have remained essentially stable. just haven't gotten in any discussion of tion without access to white facilities. Southern schools are in fact more de- that particular issue yet." That segregation also had a stigmatiz- segregated than northern ones. In most ing effect on black children seemed no of the great northern cities desegrega- HE CAMPAIGN to desegregate less obvious, though the proof consist- tion either was never seriously tried or T the schools was conducted as ed largely of controlled experiments in was tried only after so many whites had part of the civil-rights struggle, laboratory-like settings; one famous left the city for the suburbs that there not the education-reform movement, example was Kenneth Clark's survey simply weren't enough of them to go so most people assume that the inte- of children's racial attitudes using around. (In a 1974 ruling involving De- gration of the schools was an end in it- white dolls and black dolls. troit, the Supreme Court struck down self, as was the integration of lunch The nature of the Brown decision a "metropolitan solution," of a kind counters and bus terminals. But that's and of the expectations it raised meant that had also been tried elsewhere, in not quite so. The Brown decision did that desegregation could be both a suc- which children would be bused be- not repudiate the doctrine of "separate cess and a failure. It could be a success tween city and suburb.) New York's but equal" as a simple violation of the because the schools were integrated schools have never been significantly equal-protection clause of the Four- and because those schools helped knit desegregated, nor have those of Chica- teenth Amendment. Rather, the Court the races together. It could be a failure go, Philadelphia, or Detroit. But in concluded that "in the field of public because blacks could continue to lag most cities with a more equal racial bal- education the doctrine of 'separate but behind whites educationally. That's ance in the schools-among them Buf- equal' has no place." This was so be- more or less what has happened. falo, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, St. Paul, cause state-sponsored segregation, ac- Desegregation has generally taken Louisville, Nashville, and Portland, cording to contemporary sociological root where courts have ordered it, not- Oregon-desegregation is a fact of life. research, "generates a feeling of inferi- withstanding appalling exceptions like Desegregation, though, has not ority [among excluded black children] Boston. Ten years after Brown less brought blacks the expected educational as to their status in the community that than two percent of southern black advantages. A task force in Milwaukee found that in the system's fifteen high schools, all but one of them integrated, blacks were scoring an average of 24 on a reading test on which white students were averaging 58. At every grade level and on virtually every index blacks lagged far behind whites. In 1990 black children nationwide scored al- most 200 points lower than whites on their combined math and verbal SATs. Of course, it is unreasonable to ex- pect the "integration effect" wholly to compensate for the socioeconomic deficit with which many black children arrive in school. The real question is, How large is the effect? Hundreds of scholars, maybe thousands, have de- voted themselves to this question. Their findings do not make a strong battle cry for a cause as unpopular as mandatory busing. A study of the stud- ies, by Robert Crain and Rita Mahard, 26 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE SPORTS SEDAN FOR PEOPLE WHO INHERITED BRAINS INSTEAD OF WEALTH. BiR There are two ways to approach sengers. It's the only import roomy. (HLDI), ranks among the safest in a sports sedan. You can enough to be rated a its class. 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"Maybe school works for some people-they get a job, they wear a suit-but I don't see too many people like that where I live, and they sure don't see me. "They just put up their slogans and hope I buy it. But I don't. "I need more to look up to than a poster." Here are two reasons why kids stay in school: because they think it's worth it, and because they think they're worth it. Unfortunately a lot of very promising students aren't convinced of either, and all the preaching in the world won't change their minds. They need personal attention, and that's why hundreds of IBMers get directly involved, serving as mentors for students at risk. With help from teachers and school administrators, our people form close bonds with individual students, meeting at least once a week to help with homework, to serve as role models, to advise and to listen. The success of these efforts has been very encouraging, producing results a lot more quickly than you might expect. Mentoring is just one of the ways that more than 20,000 IBM people volunteer their time to the cause of education. To learn more about what we're doing, write to us at IBM, P.O. Box 3974, IBM Dept. 871, Peoria, IL 61614. © 1991 IBM Corporation harmony almost to the exclusion of educational matters. State legislators, who hadn't shown much concern for public education when it was segregat- ed, lost all interest now that it was inte- grated. Oklahoma City today spends less money per pupil than Birmingham or Jackson, and less than half as much as Pittsburgh or St. Louis. As a result of all this neglect, children in the late seventies and early eighties were faring worse with every year they stayed in school: elementary students who scored above the national average on achievement tests were becoming be- low-average high school students. Black parents as well as white voted with their feet. Millwood, a formerly all-white neighborhood that constitut- ed a separate school district, became a middle-class black enclave. Millwood had only one school building, which concluded that most evaluations of de- ten finagled the placement of their housed all the grades, and it became segregation in terms of achievement children in the neighborhood school, the separate-but-equal facility of are somewhat favorable; Crain and Ma- which left other schools too heavily choice for black parents. Russell Perry, hard posit an average gain of four IQ black. Children were shuttled all over the publisher of Oklahoma City's black points. Gary Orfield, of Harvard Uni- town. The burden fell most heavily on newspaper, The Black Chronicle, told me versity, probably the leading scholar of black parents, as it generally does with that "eighty percent of black parents desegregation issues, concedes that desegregation, because at levels up to would send their children to Millwood "nothing makes a huge difference" to the fifth grade all busing was from if they could find a way." test scores, including integration. Or- black to white areas. Blacks, few of Many of the black parents I spoke field argues that the most beneficial ef- whom had much choice, stayed in the with mentioned the Millwood school fects of desegregation come later, with system, and whites, especially affluent with undisguised envy. Sandra Stut- college and career prospects. Yet an- ones, left. Local private schools quick- son, who recalled the years she spent other overview, from 1988, concludes ly learned to mail their literature to at the integrated Northwest Classen that "the impact of desegregation on parents whose children were complet- High School as the formative experi- college attainment is positive, though ing fourth grade and facing the pros- ence of her life, said nevertheless, "I not strong, for Northern blacks." Data pect of being bused to schools in black would give my eyeteeth to get my kids on career attainment are sketchy. neighborhoods. Enrollment in public into Millwood." School authorities, It may be that Kenneth Clark's ex- schools has dropped from 71,000 at the she said, have begun cracking down on periments with dolls don't have much time of desegregation to 37,000 today. nonresident parents trying to sneak to do with the real world of the schools. The racial composition of the student their children in. "I just haven't found (They were widely criticized by other body has gone from 75 percent white a way of getting an electricity bill with social scientists in the ensuing years.) to 45 percent white. Today, as you my name on it and an address in Mill- Thirty years ago, when southern gov- drive along the city's ruler-straight four- wood," she told me. ernors, school boards, and sheriffs lane roads, your eye is drawn to aging It was in this demoralized atmo- were barring the way to the school- red-brick structures with school names sphere that the school-board commit- house door, this question didn't really incised into the masonry and real-es- tee introduced its proposal to return to matter. As one study after another has tate signs out front: ghostly reminders neighborhood schools at the elemen- declared the schools a national dis- of the system as it once was. tary level. One reason the idea encoun- grace, especially over the past decade, The problem wasn't just a matter of tered so little resistance from black the debate over busing has been re- whites fleeing blacks, or even whites parents is that their children were the placed by a far more pragmatic ques- fleeing busing. By the mid-seventies ones being bused in the first through tion: What works? racial hostilities had abated, and the as- the fourth grades. Even the Urban signment system had become less ec- League, which had helped shape the N 1972, THE first year of its school centric and disruptive. But the schools, Finger Plan, initially supported the I busing plan, Oklahoma City lost like urban schools generally in the proposal, though the NAACP opposed more than 20 percent of its enroll- 1970s, were in a tailspin. Many of the it. Leonard Benton, the head of the ment. 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Seventy percent of the children tablishment of a giant "educational limits and for applying the tenets of are eligible for the federal free-lunch park" to which all children would be the effective-schools movement in program, which means that Longfel- bused. The proposal sounds wildly ex- whatever ways seemed relevant. low is one of the least impoverished of pensive and cumbersome, but Benton Schools were encouraged to bring low the Dowell schools. Many, if not most, claims that it would correct the inequi- achievers into before-school and after- of the kids come from single-parent ty and provide quality education. school programs, and also programs on families, and at the end of the day a Arthur Steller took over as superin- Saturdays and during vacations. Steller grandparent or an elder sibling is likely tendent of the Oklahoma City public and the school board raised graduation to come fetch them. Still, the sur- schools in 1985, the year the elemen- requirements, eliminated many elec- rounding streets are lined with houses, tary school neighborhood plan was im- tives, and stressed advanced-place- not apartment blocks or projects. It is plemented. His previous posting had ment courses. not nearly so mean a setting as that of been Mercer County, in the most From 1988 to 1990 Oklahoma City's the average inner-city school. In the backward region of West Virginia. black students moved from the 43rd to playground the basketball court was Steller was a convert to the "effective the 49th percentile on achievement cracked and the rims had been torn off schools" movement, whose tenets had tests; blacks from the most disadvan- the backboards by middle-school stu- been laid out a decade earlier by the taged backgrounds jumped from the dents on one of their regular rampages, late black scholar Ronald Edmonds. Ed- 36th to the 45th percentile. White stu- but the principal, Beverly Story, as- monds had insisted that social scientists dents also advanced-from the 65th to sured me that new rims would arrive in like James Coleman and Christopher the 68th percentile. The "Dowell a few days. The school was clean and Jencks were flat wrong in concluding schools"-the ones that under the orderly and at least superficially well that, as he put it, "family background neighborhood plan have been effec- equipped. The students were quiet causes pupil performance." What count- tively resegregated, so that they are when they were supposed to be, and ed, he said, were the characteristics of virtually all-black-each receive noisy the rest of the time. the school. In schools that focus on basic $40,000 in additional program funding, Longfellow has become a Dowell skills-schools with high expectations and students in them have recorded showcase, because over four recent and a secure sense of authority-any the largest advance, from the 34th per- years achievement levels have risen child can learn, Edmonds argued. The centile in 1986-1987 to the 48th in from the 35th percentile to the 62nd. racial composition of the school was 1989-1990. The system-wide dropout Teachers at Longfellow attribute the largely irrelevant. "Desegregation," rate has also fallen considerably during improvement to Story's focus on basic Edmonds said, "must take a backseat Steller's tenure. Earlier this year the skills and her insistence on retesting to instructional reform." American Association of School Ad- and reteaching until a child has ministrators gave Steller its annual achieved mastery. Story talks about the N OKLAHOMA CITY, Arthur Steller award in recognition of these changes. extra funds she's able to pry loose from I committed himself to desegregat- The Dowell schools have become the school board on short notice, but ing educational results. Steller in- the basis on which Steller's experiment even more about Edmonds's effective- structed every school in the system to is judged. I spent a morning at Long- schools tenets and the renewed in- break down achievement-test results fellow, an elementary school whose en- volvement of parents, who now live much closer to where their children go to school, usually only a few blocks away. Story, who, like Steller, is white and a Yankee, acknowledges the argu- ments for integration, but says, "A lot of these kids weren't making progress in desegregated schools. The advan- tage of the neighborhood schools is that you can target aid to them much more easily." Still, as an experiment in separate- but-equal the Dowell schools have a long way to go. Last September the POOL Equity Committee, which had been KUWAIT charged by the school board with mon- itoring the treatment of black students once the neighborhood plan went into effect, kicked up a mighty storm by claiming that the all-black schools were worse than a group of "comparison schools" in the city, which it had se- lected-not only in test scores but also SEPTEMBER 1991 34 Lay Down Your Arms in "teacher performance" and in some kids from the projects butted up cases physical facilities. The report ar- against privileged whites in Classen's rived a month before the school board hallways, told me that although those was to defend the neighborhood plan days are gone, black students still com- before the Supreme Court. It was a po- plain of bias from white teachers. tentially disastrous conjunction, and Oklahoma City's principal gangs, the board took the extraordinary step the Bloods and the Crips, have mem- of rejecting the report and firing the bers at Classen, but the principal, paid "equity officer." Arthur Steller Richard Vrooman, has succeeded in produced hundreds of pages of minimizing their presence. Students at memos, statistics, and directives to re- Classen say that "Northeast is a gang fute the committee's findings, which school," but at their own school an at- he charged were motivated by a "per- mosphere of harmony appears to reign. sonal political agenda"-to subvert the Classen is 40 percent white and 35 per- Ah, to read without aching arms and board's argument before the Court. cent black, with the remainder Asian, dented elbows. Now you can with our The report was tendentious and al- Hispanic, and Native American. No Reader's Table from Denmark. It adjusts most certainly unfair, given the strides student or teacher I spoke with could easily to hold your book at just the right made by black students and especially remember a recent racial incident in- height and angle. Reading becomes those in the Dowell schools, but it was side the school. Both the official school surprisingly comfortable in a chair, in bed, also a sign that the black community attitude and spontaneous comments or beside a desk. An intelligent design and intends to hold Steller to his promises. reflected the belief that desegregation a handsome piece of furniture in The fact is that family background does is a good thing. mahogany, teak, cherry, or black ash. strongly influence pupil performance, One morning I asked the students in $195 + $9.75 shipping via UPS ground but black parents are even less inclined Elizabeth Grove's eleventh-grade Eng- Assembly required than reform-minded school administra- lish class what, if anything, it meant to MC/VISA/AMEX/Check Florida add 6% tors to accept the idea of predestined Money-Back Guarantee Catalog on Request them to be going to an integrated 800-544-0880 or 407-276-4141 outcomes. The equity-committee re- school. A black girl sitting up front, port also touched a sensitive nerve- Katrina Watson, had just said that she LEVENGER the expectation of blacks that whites had as many white friends as black TOOLS FOR SERIOUS READERS will deny them their fair share. Thel- friends, that race wasn't an issue, when 975 S. Congress Ave., Code ART14, Delray, FL 33445 ma R. Parks, the president of the Erin Bixler, a timid-looking pale board, who voted to accept the report, blonde girl sitting behind her, piped says, "There are still pockets of segre- up. Erin had grown up in Bethany, an gation in the system." Some black par- all-white suburb just west of Oklahoma ents have seized on a supposed pre- City. When her family moved, she was ponderance of inexperienced teachers enrolled at Taft, a middle school near in all-black schools to argue that their Classen. "I was scared to death," she children are not getting the education- said. "I didn't know anything about al opportunities given to others. In the black people. We'd hear all these Dowell schools, Parks says, "those things in Bethany about how you were teachers just assume that the black going to get beaten up in those children are going to fail," and thus re- schools, you were going to get killed." inforce the students' low expectations. After a few weeks of terror she discov- ered that she had nothing to be afraid T HE PASSION play of court-or- of. Now Erin considers her friends in dered desegregation remains in Bethany hopelessly benighted. "The the memory of veteran teachers schools there all have air-conditioning in the Oklahoma City schools, but lit- and they're carpeted and everything tle of it is visible in the schools them- else, but I like it more here." Guess which baby's mother selves, and the surprise is how little at- As I was leaving, another student smoked while tention anyone pays to the issue of beckoned me over. His name was Ryan integration. A few years ago a fight at a she was pregnant. Veirs, and he had arrived just last De- sandwich shop erupted between a cember from the little town of Quin- white student and a black one attend- If you're pregnant, see a doctor now. ton, in eastern Oklahoma. His story Fight low birthweight. ing Northwest Classen High School, was like Erin's only more so. "There March of Dimes and when the members of their respec- Campaign For Healthier Babies wasn't a black within twenty miles of tive factions joined them, a minor race Quinton," he said in a deep drawl. "It riot ensued; but this was cited to me as was heavy, heavy KKK." When he ar- March of an anachronism. Racial issues tend to rived at Classen, he fully expected to Dimes be more subtle now. Charles Albritton, Birth Defing Defects have to fight for his life. He joined the a guidance counselor at Classen who wrestling team, which turned out to in- recalls the bad old days when black clude only one other white kid. To his SEPTEMBER 1991 35 As a procedure designed to help blacks-as an education reform-de- segregation has not been terribly suc- cessful in Oklahoma City, or in a great many other places. But as a cure for the pathology of racial hatred and racial fear, it may have accomplished a great deal. Racial familiarization may have more significance for black students than for whites, for whom the white- dominated larger world is a natural home. "Every black kid who's going to make it has to cross that line at some point," Gary Orfield, at Harvard, says. "And the sooner you cross the line, the better." Desegregation is not an "issue" at Classen, and a number of teachers were upset that I talked about it. There are no interracial discussion groups, as there were in the early days of the Finger Plan. Nobody talks about amazement and utter relief, he was be- thought that it worked the other way as the hardship of getting on a bus, or friended by the other members of the well, but older students assured me leaving the home neighborhood. De- team. He told me with great pride that that there was virtually no such thing segregation is simply there, a fact of he now regularly hangs out with his as a black who "acted white." life that stretches beyond the memory black friends. One day at the Taco Bell just south of all the kids and many of the teach- A high school is probably one of the of Classen, I found two tables of black ers. Racial difference-in achieve- most highly ramified social organiza- and white kids killing time over lunch. ment, background, manner-is simply tions in the universe, so I was scarcely A black freshman, James Williams, im- there too, generally acknowledged, at in a position to say, after a few days, ex- mediately appointed himself the least among students. It's not a utopia, actly how integrated Classen is. In the group's designated talker. He enjoyed but it's a mingled world. This seemed cafeteria blacks, whites, Asians, and a measure of fame as the wide receiver to me to be more than enough justifica- Hispanics generally isolated them- who had caught the touchdown pass tion for the pain and suffering Oklaho- selves; the same was true in the park- that had ended the Classen Knights' ma City went through to desegregate ing lot as the students drove home. But astounding forty-two-game losing its schools. they thought of racial and ethnic streak. When I asked about desegrega- grouping as natural. There was group tion, James said, half jokingly, "I think HE POSSIBILITY is not altogether identity, but there was latitude for in- it really has an effect on white people." T remote that by the fiftieth anni- dividual nonracial choice. I heard both After James's monologue wound down, versary of the Brown decision, sides on the question of whether a one of his white friends said, with thirteen years hence, school desegre- black kid would come under pressure mock gravity, "I'm actually black. I'm gation will be a historical artifact and a for dating a white; it was a riskier just white on the outside." So am I, curiosity. The suburbanization of choice for a black girl. said another. whites and the urbanization of non- Teachers generally seemed to take It's paradoxical, but scarcely absurd, whites has made desegregation im- what desegregation researchers call the to suggest that desegregation provides practicable in an increasing number of "color-blind" attitude. I asked one as much of a benefit to white students places. In the forty-seven school sys- teacher of an honors class whether as to blacks. I was scarcely the first per- tems that make up the Council of the tracking had the effect of separating son to notice the sense of relief and Great City Schools, nonwhite students students along racial lines. No, she pride that white students felt in having constitute three quarters of the enroll- said; her class faithfully represented achieved nonchalance with blacks. A ment; in 1988 the Hispanic enrollment the school's racial balance. In fact I study of five desegregated schools by overtook that of whites. At the same counted four black students and about two scholars, Janet Ward Schofield and time, desegregation has lost its advo- twenty whites-far from the school's H. Andrew Sagar, found "a reduction cates, one by one-first the White overall racial balance. Another teacher in the almost automatic fear with which House and Congress, then the courts, said that she had stopped noticing who many students, especially whites, re- then the bulk of black intellectuals and was white and who was black. Many of sponded to members of the other race." activists. The sudden appearance in the students made no such pretense. Schofield and Sagar also criticized the recent months, in New York, Milwau- When I asked about interracial friend- predominant view of desegregation as kee, Detroit, and elsewhere, of pro- ships, several kids said to me that only "a procedure designed to help blacks," posals for "Afrocentric" schools de- whites who "acted black" had many rather than "to foster a two-way flow of signed specifically for black students is black friends. A ninth-grade girl information and influence." signal proof of the declining prestige of 36 SEPTEMBER 1991 "What you'll find at the end of Bermuda's integration. When I called up the longest resort beach is no mirage." NAACP in Louisville to ask about the John Jefferis, General Manager city's famously successful desegregat- ed system, the head of the education Actually, it's more like an committee, John R. Whiting, said that oasis. A bastion of taste the chapter was looking seriously at and civility set among the the Afrocentric-school proposals. "We palms in this 34 acre don't worship at the shrine of racial bal- tropical (yet oh-so-close- ance," he admonished me. by) getaway. It may be that Brown, having served Here you'll lounge in its express purpose of making equal your private room or suite and get away from it all. education accessible to black children, Enjoy 24-hour tennis can now safely be retired. It may be courts, a sparkling pool, that desegregation isn't needed. At the a complete health spa time of the decision, the black legal and, of course, our pink scholar Derrick Bell has written, it was sand beach. Our highly acclaimed culinary a legal as well as societal impossibil- delights are never far ity to provide equality in schools away, thanks to our that blacks were required by law to three restaurants. attend, in a system where such at- tendance was a badge of inferior- Whatever you fancy, the Elbow Beach Hotel will ity. Brown is significant because it ended the legal subordination of most surely become your blacks, removed the barriers that personal oasis in this prevented blacks from going to trying world. school with whites, and made it pos- THE ELBOW BEACH HOTEL BERMUDA sible for black parents to gain an For Reservations Call Toll Free, (800) 223-7434. equal educational opportunity for Elbow Beach Hotel, Paget, Bermuda. John R. Jefferis, President and General Manager. their children wherever those chil- (809) 236-3535. Telex: 32-68 ELBOW BA. dren attended school. We should thus think of the offspring of Brown as including not only North- west Classen High School but also the equity committee and the effective- schools movement and Arthur Steller's commitment to desegregating educa- tional results. And so school desegregation has lost its momentum, lost much of its con- stituency, and may even have lost its reason for being. What remains by way of justification for this cumbersome and intrusive process is the unmeasura- ble effect of growing up with schools like Classen. Some integrated environ- ments might have the effect of rein- forcing prejudices, and this point has been made by scholars of desegrega- tion. But if they replace otherness with familiarity, if they help dissolve fear SPAR FOR THE COURSE and contempt-is that so very little? As the age of desegregation gives way They're contentious and contagious. They beat spar. to the age of truly separate-but-equal, They're The McLaughlin Group. (Clockwise from left) we might do well to recall something Jack Germond, Eleanor Clift, John McLaughlin, Fred Barnes, Morton Kondracke, and Pat Buchanan. that Gunnar Myrdal wrote in An Ameri- Made possible by a grant from GE. can Dilemma, almost fifty years ago: "The American Negro problem is a THE McLAUGHLIN GROUP problem in the heart of the American. Check your local listing for station and time. It is there that the interracial tension has its focus. It is there that the deci- We bring good things to life. sive struggle goes on." -James Traub SEPTEMBER 1991 37 AIG Issues Forum America needs a ne fastand effective clean AN ALARMING LACK OF PROGRESS IN CLEANUP. When Congress enacted the Federal Superfund program in 1980, the goal was to quickly clean up America's most dangerous hazardous waste sites. Congress and many others assumed there would be only a relatively few such sites and that cleanup costs would be limited. Now, after a decade of trying to make Superfund work, it's clear these assumptions were wrong and that a quick fix was never possible. What's wrong with Superfund and why has SO little been accomplished? The problem is twofold. First, the real scope of our nation's hazardous waste situation is far greater than Congress anticipated. With 1,200 priority sites already identified, growing numbers DANGER of sites are being found in every state. The Environmental Protection Agency expects that by NO TRESPASSING the year 2000, there may be as many as 2,000 priority sites. HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES PRESENT With rapidly rising cleanup costs, which now average about $25 million per site, the eventual price tag is staggering. According to a top government agency, cleaning up all of America's delayed cleanup and enormous legal, consulting hazardous waste sites could take from 30 to 60 and other costs unrelated to cleanup. years and cost up to $500 billion! COMPOUNDING THE PROBLEMS A second problem is Superfund's alarming INSTEAD OF SOLVING THEM. lack of progress in cleanup. A decade and billions of dollars later, fewer than 60 out of the 1,200 This is because working out who pays and sites have actually been cleaned up. how much for cleanup is very difficult. Under Why? One major reason is Superfund's Superfund, anyone who simply used or owned liability system. It requires that cleanup be paid for the site at any time could be liable for the entire by establishing liability-who sent what waste, how cleanup bill. Users can include major corporations, much and where-and then negotiating or small businesses, local governments, hospitals, litigating with those believed to be responsible. nursing homes, schools, even individuals. And it While this sounds good in theory, it hasn't does not matter who caused the harm or whether worked in practice. Instead, the result has been they did anything wrong. Superfund's retroactive W system to achieve up of our environment. liability provision makes parties pay for past liability provisions would still apply for future actions based on today's standards. pollution, as would all other state and federal For example, at 422 sites almost 14,000 environmental laws designed to promote parties have been notified that they could be responsible waste management. liable. In turn, many of them are identifying still One way this fund could be financed would others who contributed in some way to the be by adding a separate fee to commercial and presence of waste at each site. And since industrial insurance premiums in the United Superfund liability deals with past waste disposal, States. Even a modest assessment, say 2% of the record of users can go back 25, 30 or even 40 premiums and an equivalent amount for self- years and can number in the hundreds. insureds, would provide about $40 billion over the The result? The focus on cleanup has been next decade - more than enough to clean up the lost as private and public parties spend years in 1,200 highest-priority sites. Without endless time difficult but unavoidable negotiations and and money spent on legal debates about liability. litigation, trying to work out agreements that A national advisory board consisting of would provide funds for cleanup. At some sites, private individuals, industry and public officials more money has been spent resolving complex could be charged with overseeing the program. factual issues than on cleanup itself. This does a We also suggest giving consideration to lot for lawyers and consultants, but very little for establishing local technical monitoring committees the environment. And of course, these costs are in each community. These groups of local citizens, eventually passed on to all of us as consumers in representatives of industry and others would work higher prices for goods and services. Isn't it time with the Environmental Protection Agency and to stop this wasteful process and get on with their own state on the particular cleanup site- cleaning up our environment? from the very beginning of the cleanup effort. At AIG, we think SO. There is little to be gained by arguing over waste disposal that You CAN HELP. happened long ago. America needs a system that will promote fast and effective cleanup, reduce We've waited long enough and spent enough money in the courtrooms. Now it's time for unnecessary legal fees, spread the cost of cleanup action. A cleaner America should be all Americans' broadly, and encourage responsible waste shared goal and shared responsibility. management practices today. To express your views, or if you would like A PROPOSED SOLUTION: further information about AIG's proposed THE NATIONAL ENVIRONMENTAL TRUST FUND. National Environmental Trust Fund, write to Mr. M.R. Greenberg, Chairman, American To accomplish this, we have proposed International Group, Inc., 70 Pine Street, New creating a National Environmental Trust Fund, York, NY 10270. similar to the National Highway Trust Fund. Its resources would be used exclusively for cleaning up old hazardous waste sites. Superfund's tough AIG World leaders in insurance and financial services. Hypertension Hyper Astro- helicopter NEGATIVE WEAKENED Nutritional Aura Low vibes Key Self- Deficiency Anxiety 2 devpressure ESTEEM r Stress K ZONES Points 1 HEAVY LACK Traffic of bio. EmotiONAL thythms thins Suppor T Rogers PRINCIPLES OF HOLISTIC¹ MEDICINE APPLIED TO INFRASTRUCTURE MAINTENANCE: A TEST CASE BY FRED CATAPANO INTRODUCTION nicely punctuated question "Could ho- has generally been resisted by the en- Though successfully practiced in listic engineering be applied to the re- gineering profession. 10 While several the East for centuries,² holistic medi- mediation of infrastructure deteriora- recent efforts have been made to intro- cine-that is, the treatment of the en- tion, and if so, how?" duce holism in transportation plan- tire physical and emotional configura- Taking as a test case New York City's ning,¹¹ these attempts have been uni- tion of the patient instead of the solely ailing Williamsburg Bridge,⁸ we strove formly laughable. Monographs from medical aspects of the condition³-has to discover which, if any, holistic prin- other disciplines, however, have, in only recently been accepted by the ciples could be employed in the main- isolated instances, touched on the pos- American medical community,⁴ and tenance of this historic and decrepit sibilities for holistic applications in the has, in fact, begun to be embraced by structure.⁹ field of capital-plant maintenance: other professions, as its efficacy has Bettina Collingsworth has suggested been established. 5,6 Last year the SUMMARY OF RESEARCH that the introduction of labor-saving Skepticism Committee of the Ameri- The perception of infrastructure ele- mechanized repair equipment, such as can Society of Civil Engineers commis- ments as sensitive and sentient organ- jackhammers, has resulted in the loss sioned the author⁷ to investigate the isms responsive to holistic treatments of the "personal" aspect of mainte- 1 See Alistair Cooke-Simm, "Whatever Happened to the 'W' in 'Holism'?" Annals of the Anglo-American Orthographic Society, XII (2), pp. 31-40. 2 For an illuminating overview, see "Why the Japs Never Get Sick," Medical Corps Bulletin, U.S. Army of Occupation (Tokyo: 1946), p. 17. 3 An excellent summary of the field is Ann Meaculpa, M.S., "You Have Only Yourself to Blame: A Holistic Approach to Health and Illness," Psy- chosomatics Today, June, 1985, pp. 42-57. 4 Cf. "How You Feel May Indeed Determine How You Feel" (editorial), N. Amer. Jrnl. Obvious Med., XIX (3), p. 4. 5 E.g., Francis X. Postfacto, Esq., "A Lawyer's Nirvana: Maybe Your Client Is a Total Legal Basket Case," ABA Guide to Profits (New York: Upper East Side Press, 1982), pp. 114-239. 6 E.g., Steve Leisure, D.D.S., "Why Stop at the Mouth? Holistic Dentistry and the Country Home," Dental Dollar$, April, 1986, pp. 12-40. 7 B.A., M.A., Ph.D., inter alia. 8 Documented in To Hell in a Handbasket: The State of the City (City of New York: Office of the Mayor, 1988), pp. 752-806. 9 See "DEATHTRAP!!!" 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Prices in bold print are for Club hardcover editions. with membership AL 9/91 nance; she has urged a return to the ness of millions of tons of overhead wa- a sense of civic value and societal more "caring" hands-on practices of ter pressure as a quotidian fact of life, contribution. 22 earlier times. "It is no accident," she they have hypothesized the presence Alter the paint scheme. Experience in- asserts, 12 "that the Great Wall of China of high levels of immunosuppressive dicates that primary-color infrastruc- is extant. Just think of all those deli- chemicals in mortar joints near those tures such as the Golden Gate Bridge, cate little Chinese hands lovingly lay- cute little traffic signals on the ceiling the Blue Ridge Parkway, and the Yel- ing stone upon stone, and think of how of the Lincoln Tunnel. low Brick Road turn out to be relative- good that wall must feel. Hypertension may be a heretofore ly maintenance- and trouble-free, Performance-related insecurity has unconsidered risk to certain cold-cli- while neutral-shade structures, such as been identified as a valid phenomenon mate roadways that undergo seasonal Zane Grey Viaduct, in Arizona, and by P. J. Coomeraswamy and others, 14 salting, according to Morton Free- Hollywood's Shirley Temple Black who have suggested that phrases such man. 17 Comparative studies of traffic- Bridge/Tunnel, along with others too as "bumper to bumper," "five-mile bearing infrastructure elements in up- numerous to mention, are in virtually backup," and "thirty-minute delays" state New York have revealed that total disrepair. may produce deleterious effects when sanding is preferable. 18 Observe significant anniversaries. No overheard by aboveground ferrous single life event causes more disheart- structures that can receive commer- RECOMMENDATIONS ening reactions than the failure to cele- cial-radio-transmitted motorists' advi- The study finds merit in a holistic brate important dates. 23 Suitable anni- sories. Coomeraswamy believes that approach to infrastructure mainte- versaries might include date of such structures cannot help having nance and urges that, as a test case, the opening, first suicide by jumping, and feelings of deep inadequacy after Williamsburg Bridge be treated as a other statistical milestones. public ostracism over their inability to feeling, caring, and vulnerable entity. Clean up the neighborhoods. Since en- perform their vehicle-delivery tasks It is suggested that the following mea- vironmental shortcomings are known satisfactorily. sures be implemented without delay: 19 to be psychic stressors, the stable but Nutritional deficiencies may cause Change the name to Gotham Skyway. untidy neighborhoods on both ends of the failure of some structures' natural Enhanced self-esteem, resulting from the bridge should be razed and re- immune systems, according to Wallace metaphoric nomenclature, will in- placed by landscaped promenades and Willis, whose work on the effects of hy- crease the structure's natural immunity waterfront revitalization. 24 Approach peringestion of asphalt by laboratory to disease. 20 ramps should be redesigned to include animals¹⁵ inadvertently focused world- Provide sensitivity training to repair flowered median malls, seductive ac- wide attention on an imperfectly un- crews. Recent research has suggested celeration lanes, and grassy shoulders. derstood aspect of highway rehabilita- that inanimate objects may, in fact, be tion programs. sensitive to pain²¹ and should be treat- CONCLUSION Miller and Jacobs have pointed to ed accordingly. The author has proposed new tech- anxiety-accelerated deterioration in Greatly increase tolls. Studies have niques to bridge the gaps between the the pathology of tunnels. 16 Citing the shown a positive and lasting relation- past and the future. The next step is subaqueous passages' constant aware- ship between revenue production and up to someone else. 12 Bettina Collingsworth, R.N., "Effects of Therapeutic Touch on Elevated Railway Rights of Way: An Overview," Amer. Jrnl. Metallurg. Nursg., XII (3), pp. 9-83. 13 For an incisive refutation, see "RR Execs Kibosh 'Screwball' Ideas," New York Times, June 30, 1986, p. 29. 14 P. J. Coomeraswamy et al., "Breaker One-Niner: Some Broadcasting Challenges Presented by Shakespearean Asides in Timon of Athens and Coriolanus, and Sundry Other Observations," C.B. News 'n' Views, December, 1978, p. 46. 15 Reported in "Laboratory Prank Yields Surprising Results," Newsletter, Columbia Univ. Psych. Dept., October, 1987. 16 A. B. Miller and C. D. Jacobs, "Comparison of Ante- and Post-Diluvian Shanty Roofs in Tell-el-Amarna: A Follow-up to the Leakey Study," Competitive Archaeology, X (1), pp. 26-219. 17 See M. Freeman, Risk Factors Associated With Sodium in Highly Salinized Expressways (Salt Lake City: Brigham Young Univ. Press, 1982), p. 78. 18 H. Youngman and M. Berle, "Sandy Claws: What the Cat Got When She Crossed the Desert," in J. Leno, ed., A Treasury of Superannuated Hu- mor (Catskill, N.Y.: Borscht Belt Press, 1988), pp. 183-201. 19 It may already be too late. See Juan Tegucigalpa, M.D., "Holistic Interventions in the Treatment of the 'Mañana Syndrome," Psychology To- morrow, June, 1990. 20 Cf. Bud Waxman, "Correlative Productivity and Longevity Survey of 'Janitors' and 'Custodial Engineers," Jrnl. Mgmt. Manipulatn., LVI (2), pp. 4-70. 21 See Mary Anderson, M.S.W., "Would You Sandblast Your Daughter?" Neonatal Hygiene, June, 1977, pp. 42-51. See also Bernard "Dutch" Kramer, P.E., "Highways Have Feelings Too," Paving News, August, 1988, p. 9. 22 A riveting example of this phenomenon is Luther Lassitude, Call Me "Garbage": Memoirs of an Unemployed Head of Household (Pittsburgh: Rust Belt Press, 1979). 23 For the classic representation, see cartoon by Roz Chast in The New Yorker, July 12, 1985, p. 18. Captioned "Ooops!!-Sorry, Honey the illustration depicts a man standing on the left, looking at his wristwatch, while on the right a woman stands arms akimbo. The living room is a mess. In center foreground a beagle wags its tail. 24 Pro bono work in this field has been highly successful. See "At Absolutely No Cost to the Public: A Developers' Guide to Big-City Pork-Barrel Politics" (18th ed.), in-house publication of the Trump Organization. 42 SEPTEMBER 1991 Where Normal First, what exactly is Normal? does beef 180 calories for three ounces.* Now you know Well, it's an aver- AVE fit in where beef fits in the age Illinois town 35 miles east of Peoria. Normal diet. On the right side a of the plate next to the Which makes it ex- diet? vegetables. tremely normal. You see, ordinary folks Here in Normal, people enjoy a ignore food crazes. They prefer a variety of foods, including lean beef. more balanced, moderate approach. The reasons are pretty obvious. A well- Everything from carrots and cran- balanced diet means well-adjusted berries to wild rice and lean beef. adults. Normal people also Remember, outlandish diets come choose the Skinniest Six 7 N and go. Eventually things E cuts of beef. Hardly always return to S strange behavior, I'd Normal. 3 say. These cuts S See you in the H run less than next town. BEEF T ROUND TIP 157 calories EYE OF ROUND 143 calories 5.9 gms total fat* (2.1 gms sat. fat) 4.2 gms total fat* (1.5 gms sat. fat) TOP ROUND 153 calories TENDERLOIN 179 calories 4.2 gms total fat* (1.4 gms sat. fat) 8.5 gms total fat* (3.2 gms sat. fat) TOP LOIN 176 calories TOP SIRLOIN 165 calories 8.0 gms total fat* (3.1 gms sat. fat) 6.1 gms total fat* (2.4 gms sat. fat) Beef. Real food for real people. *Sources: USDA Handbook 8-13 1990 Rev., U.S. RDA National Research Council 1989, 10th Edition. Figures are for a cooked and trimmed 3 oz. serving. 4 oz. uncooked yield 3 oz. cooked. ©1991 Beef Industry Council and Beef Board. © 1991 Schieffelin & Somerset Co., NY, NY, Cognac Hennessy 40% Alc./Vol. (80°) If YOU'VE VE EVER BEEN KISSED you ALREADY KNOW 6092 I 1765 Jai ESTD THE Hennessy FEELING of COGNAC HENNESSY THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY PRAIRY ERTH Portraits From Chase County, Kansas BY WILLIAM LEAST HEAT-MOON I t was probably necessary that we develop an American E ternal prairie and grass, with occasional groups of name system, for many of our native soils are unique trees. [Captain John] Frémont prefers this to every and should bear their own identities. But in a stroke of other landscape. To me it is as if someone would prefer a scientific shorthand, the soils of our central grasslands are book with blank pages to a good story. sometimes called simply "prairyerths." -CHARLES PREUSS, Exploring With Frémont (1842) -JOHN MADSON, Where the Sky Began (1982) K ansas is the navel of the nation. The statistics of K ansas is no mere geographical expression, but a "state of mind," a religion, and a philosophy in one the census tables are more eloquent than the tropes The Kansas spirit is the American spirit double and phrases of the rhetorician. The story of Kansas needs distilled. It is a new grafted product of American indi- no reinforcement from the imagination. vidualism, American idealism, American intolerance. -JOHN JAMES INGALLS, "Kansas: 1591-1891" (c. 1896) Kansas is America in microcosm: as America conceives itself in respect to Europe, SO Kansas conceives itself Nic, one, I discover, begins to know the real geograph- in respect to America. democratic, indissoluble American Union in the -CARL BECKER, "Kansas" (1910) present, or suspect it in the future, until he explores these Central States, and dwells awhile on their prairies or amid their busy towns. K ansas brags on its thunder and lightning; and the boast is well founded. -WALT WHITMAN, Specimen Days (1882) -HORACE GREELEY, An Overland Journey (1859) SEPTEMBER 1991 PHOTOGRAPHS BY TERRY EVANS 45 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY the last world war there was more of almost everything thing easily, unless it's horizon and sky. Search out its except abandoned farmhouses and collapsing windmills. variation, its colors, its subtleties. It's not that I had to You may see the county from one of the many trans- learn to think flat-the prairies rarely are-but I had to continental flights that pass right over it, or you may see begin thinking open and lean, seeing without set points it from an Amtrak window (no stops in the county), or of obvious focus, first noticing the horizon and then you may be fired down the long, smoking bore of the drawing my vision back toward middle distance, where turnpike that shoots across it. You may also see it from its so little appears to exist. I came to understand that the graveled roads, dirt lanes, pasture tracks, or vestiges of prairies are nothing but grass as the sea is nothing but wa- historic trails, or from its couple of hundred miles of ca- ter, that most prairie life is within the place: under the noe-navigable waters, and you can travel it by foot or stems, below the turf, beneath the stones. I came to un- chair-that is, by walking or reading. There's another derstand that the prairie is not a topography that shows its means, too: call it dreaming, where the less-conscious all but rather a vastly exposed place of concealment, like mind can mouse about. the geodes so abundant in the county, where the splen- People passing through from other counties have did lies within a plain cover. At last I realized I was a man sometimes found it a good spot to get thumped. A man not of the sea or coasts or mountains but of the grass- from Marion, immediately west of here (now residing lands. Once I understood that, I began to find all sorts of safely in Colorado), told me, "We used to call it Chasem reasons why, and here comes one: County. The story there was chase 'em, catch 'em, kick I am driving west of Emporia, Kansas, on Highway 50 'em." I add only that people in Cottonwood Falls will where it takes up the course of the two-mile-wide and comment on the number of federal marshals shot down in east-running Cottonwood River, and I've just entered the Marion. But one thing is certain here: Chase County, prairie hills through a trough of wooded bottom that runs Kansas, looks much the way visitors want rural western some way into the uplands before the road rises out of the America to look. A college student, a Pennsylvanian floodplain to reveal the open spread of grasses. The working on a ranch near Matfield Green, said to me, "I change is sudden, stark, surprising. If I kept heading can't believe this county. I can't believe it's still like this. west, I would ride among the grasses-tall, middle, I mean, it's so Americana." short-until I crossed the prairie and the plains (the words are not synonyms) and climbed into the foothills of FIRST ENTERED CHASE COUNTY, AS ALMOST EVERY- the Rockies. By following Route 50 into Chase County, I one traveling from the East did for a generation, along up out of the shadowed woodlands, out of the soybean Highway 50. The year was 1952, and I was twelve and sorghum bottoms, and into the miles of something years old and riding in the front seat as navigator while too big, too wild, to be called a meadow, I am recapitulat- my father drove our Pontiac Chieftain, with its splendid ing human history, retracing in an hour the sixty-five-mil- hood ornament, an Indian's head whose chromium nose lion-year course of our evolution from some small bot- we followed for half a decade over much of America. In tom-dwelling mammal that began to climb trees and the past few weeks I've probed my memory to find even evolve and then crawl down and move into the East Afri- one detail of my first passage into the western prairies. can savannas. It was tall grass that made man stand up: to What did I see, feel? Nothing except the route now re- be on all fours, to crouch in a six-foot-high world of thick turns. My guess is that I found the grasslands little more cellulose, is to be blind and vulnerable. People may pre- than miles to be got over-after all, that's the way Ameri- fer the obvious beauty of mountains and seacoasts, but cans crossed Kansas. Still do. we are bipedal because of savanna; man is man because In 1965, when I came out of the Navy, I drove over the of tall grass. When I walk the prairie, I like to take along prairie again on a visit to California, and the grasslands the notion that although my blood may long for the ha- looked different to me, SO alive and varied; I believe now ven of the forest, its apprenticeship in the trees, it also that two years of watching the Atlantic Ocean had recognizes this grand openness as the kind of place where changed the way I viewed landscape, especially levelish, it became itself. rolling things. I also had begun to see the prairies as na- Now: I am in the grasses, my arms upraised, spine and tive ground, the land my home town sat just out of sight legs straight, everything upright like the bluestem, and I of, and I began to like the American grasslands, not be- can walk a thousand miles over this prairie, but I can't cause they demand your attention, like mountains and climb a tree worth a damn. coasts, but because they almost defy absorbed attention. On Highway 50, exactly two miles west of the eastern At first, to be here, to be here now, was hard for me on the Chase County line (man-made things are often exact dis- prairie. I liked the clarity of line in a place that seemed to tances here, because they grow up along section-line require me to bring something to it and to open to it ac- junctures), a gravel road crosses the highway, and I am tively: see far, see little. I learned a prairie secret: take walking it southward, toward where it passes over old the numbing distance in small doses and gorge on the lit- Route 50 and then over the old Santa Fe tracks and then tle details that beckon. The prairie doesn't give up any- the new tracks, and then drops steeply down the high 48 SEPTEMBER 1991 SOME CLASSICS ARE MORE RELIABLE THAN OTHERS. Fortunately, for those who appreciate classics, not all of them come with four wheels. Woolrich, for instance, has been around for over 160 years and, as far as we know, we've yet to leave anyone stranded twenty miles from town. EAGLES NEST Woolruch BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAIN SPORTS EST. 1830 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY grade to the oldest Route 50 and runs a mile to the Cot- tonwood River. Between tracks and river stand four houses, a brick school, and, off in a grove, a wooden de- I can pot used as a storage shed, and the sign, although fading, came still says SAFFORDVILLE. Saffordville: population five, the youngest fifty-five, to understand the oldest eighty-five. The village, once called Kenyon (I haven't discovered why), takes its name from a Kansas that the prairies are judge who advocated passage of the Homestead Act of 1862. I am in the grass and scrub that was once the town. nothing but I climb concrete steps leading to nothing and shuffle down native-stone sidewalk slabs going nowhere. Ahead is the grass as the sea concrete cooler house of a grocery; behind, the block shell of an auto garage. In 1940 two hundred people lived here. is nothing No town in the county has increased its population since the Second World War, and what I am about to say is true but water, that most of other villages nearby, the two towns excepted. As a form of shorthand, let me call this dying the Saffordville prairie life syndrome: in the thirties the town had a doctor, three stores, two schools, one hotel, a blacksmith shop, a lum- is within the place: beryard, a creamery, a café, barber and butcher shops, a bank, a garage, a church, and five lodges (Masons, under the stems, below Woodmen, Eastern Star, Royal Neighbors, Ladies Aid). These happened: farmers needed fewer hands to get a the turf, beneath good crop from the rich bottoms, and bigger implements required more land to make them pay; automobiles and the stones. paved roads opened the commerce of Emporia (so prop- erly named); county schools consolidated. That much is general American history. Saffordville added a detail that, in one Kansan's words, "capped the climax." Speculators trying to make a killing by invent- ing towns and then selling lots laid out Saffordville not just between Buckeye and Bull creeks but also on the first terrace of the Cottonwood River, so that heavy rains rush the village from three sides, and on the south a high bluff forces the Cottonwood in flood northward toward Saffordville, where the high railroad grade dams it. The effect was something like building a town at the bottom of a funnel; even after the citizens cut away a loop in the river, it didn't drain fast enough during a flood. In the 1940s an old raconteur wrote, The Indians used to warn settlers who settled near the river. They said they had seen the water from bluff to bluff. The settlers did not pay any attention to the Indi- ans warnings, and in 1904, there came a flood and the Cottonwood River overflowed its banks and flooded ev- erything. Two weeks later it overflowed again, which was the last flood for nineteen years. Again in 1923, there came another flood. It was the last one until 1926. In 1929 there were two floods-one in June and the other in November. In the period from 1923 to 1929, the river overflowed eight times. And then, as if to prove that these floods were not mere and rare chances of nature, in 1951 the Cottonwood Along the Madison- flooded four times, the last the worst in white men's Eureka Road, memory. Less than a hundred feet wide here, this river, southeastern Chase County 50 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY which had caught fire from an oil-well spill a generation not much more effective than wet towels against dusters. earlier, and two generations before that had gone dry As goes the Cottonwood, so goes Chase County: (countians tell of walking the twelve miles to Emporia on through the quarter-billion-year-old limestone hills the the riverbed and of helplessly standing by their empty typically slow waters have cut a sixty-mile dogleg trough, wells and watching their houses burn to the ground that northeast, east. Before the recent building of several im- summer)-this same river gathered the waters of its trib- poundments, all the storm runoff in the county, except utaries, running full of July rains, and went overnight from two small portions in the south, along with much of from five feet deep to thirty feet, and took off once again the drainage of Marion County, rolled past Saffordville. across the valley, just as it was to do in 1965, 1973, 1985. Although nearly every village in Chase sits in the valley Had there been an economic reason for Saffordville to of the Cottonwood or one of its tributaries, only Safford- continue, these repetitions of muddy water would have ville, on the east, sooner or later gets the runoff from been serious drawbacks, but in the absence of reasons 1,700 square miles, an immense drainage for such a small beyond the inertia of initial settlement, the Cottonwood, channel. Without the Cottonwood watershed there like a wronged red man, finally drove out the town. A fel- would never have been much settlement in Chase or ag- low told me, "That river ate our dinner once too often." riculture other than upland grazing, and the railroad and The residents packed up possessions, picked up their Highway 50 would not likely have passed this way, since houses and church and even some of the stone-slab transport crosses the hills through the gaps cut by the sidewalks, and moved a mile north to the higher ground Cottonwood and the South Fork. The valleys hold the of faceless Toledo, a mere assembling of houses that hap- towns and the cultivation, but only 14 percent of the pen to stand in some proximity. Since the big flood of county is bottomland, and it is the rain falling on the oth- 1951 only two families have stayed on in Saffordville, and er 86 percent, the uplands, that creates floods. Like a couple of decades ago another moved in. To my knowl- Kane, an ancient Hawaiian god of creation, the Cotton- edge, no one around here thinks them crazy. wood gives life and destruction with equal nonchalance. Now the river is rising: On the First Terrace The uplands, in saturation, can no longer hold the rain, and they slough it down the slopes to the creeks AM AT THE DINNER TABLE IN TOM BRIDGE'S HOUSE, A where a few days earlier quiet waters flowed blue-gray, I solid one-and-a-half-story red-brick, red-tile-roof the color of moonstone, but now they climb banks and place built in 1921 in Saffordville. Although it's not a rip off ledges with mad turnings of earthen roil, and big house, even today it stands out in the county. where they join larger streams, they meet walls of water For twenty-five years Tom Bridge, tall and angular, has and back up until the whole county, its veinings of water- taught geology at Emporia State University, but he grew ways become a huge thrombus, starts to overflow, and up on the Colorado grasslands at the foot of the Front the word goes out by radio, by neighbors in pickups: Range. "River's on the rise!" And all the time it's raining, raining In 1966 Tom got lost and drove into Saffordville and so long that the Emporia Gazette has time to print front- asked the old banker's son for directions to a piece of land page jokes about it: "If you've been saving for a rainy he was considering buying. The son said he might sell day, brother, this is it." Raining, and the Cottonwood, Tom his house, and later he did, and Bridge knew all now thirty feet deep, tops out and starts across the bot- along that the house sat in the floodplain of the Cotton- toms and begins losing its hundred serpentines as it wood River. He moved in with his wife, Syble, and their straightens itself to fit the more linear contours of the val- four children, and it's quite possible that Tom and Syble ley, and the word goes out, "Take high ground!" and will be the last citizens of Saffordville. From 1966 to 1973 people wonder, Am I high enough?, and now only parallel they averaged a flood a year, but the water never got out lines of cottonwoods and sycamores and willows mark the of the basement. Tom didn't complain about the water usual river course, and a man stands on a bridge and re- but he did about Syble's overstocking canned goods, be- members how last week his rowboat hardly moved in the cause they seemed a needless burden. In 1985 the river slow river when he fished east of the old milldam, and began to swell, and the Bridges began raising furniture, now the silent river has voice, loud, and one fellow says and they were soon out of bricks and concrete blocks, to his son, "It's that sound I don't like," and farmers start and they started setting cans of corn, tomato soup, and their combines and tractors (and one machine won't fire V-8 juice under the furniture legs. Of the three inhabited up) and move them to higher ground. "How high is high houses remaining in Saffordville, the Bridges' is the far- enough?" "Is there time to get the cattle out?" And ev- thest from the river but on the lowest ground, and it isn't erywhere along the South Fork and the Cottonwood the feasible to raise their brick house, as their neighbor did usual argument: "I'm not leaving. This is where I live. his big two-story frame place. So while the radio crackled This is mine." And the old, benign river turns malevo- out flood updates, the Bridges put down cans of chili and lent, and a farmer shouts at his wife, "It's sweeping us pork and beans-their sole defense against the river, and away!" and she won't listen, because women here are al- 52 SEPTEMBER 1991 Molinari Liqueur, 42% alc. /vol. Product of Italy Imported by Munson Shaw Co., Deerfield, IL EZA and 72.3% of them drink only one Sambuca. Molinari Sambuca. The only Sambuca Extra. The Italian courts have awarded Molinari the "Extra" designation because of its authenticity and choice ingredients. MOLINARI But judging by the fact SAMBUCA that over 70% of all the EXTR Sambuca sold in Italy is Original Molinari, we'd say that extra-smooth taste is what's made it one of the few LIQUEUR things Italians agree on. 750ml 42% OF Molinari®Sambuca. L'unica "Extra." THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY Flood lines, Tom and Syble Bridge's garage ways the last to leave, and out back the corn and milo are I ask, Where did you see the water first? and she says, going under, green to brown, and she shouts, "I'm going "In '85 I opened the basement door, and it was coming upstairs!" and he shouts, "No you're not!" And she: "It's up the stairs at me. It was rising faster than we'd seen it not going to take my house while I stand up on the bluff, do before. I'd already gotten my home-canned goods out not this river!" And he: "It ain't no river now!" It's a thing of the basement, and then they went under up here: moving as if it knows what made this valley and knows its sweet pickles and dills. Afterward we were afraid to eat million-year right of tenancy, and it's going to tear out the them, but we ate the stuff in tin cans. Two dozen jars of fences and flush the squatters and their privies away and pickles, still pretty and green, went to the dump, along scrub the valley of the septic intrusion and let them go with some furniture and mattresses and rugs: three flat- down with their hogs and stories of Noah. bed-truck loads. You understand, in '85 we never left the The river has risen. house. That's the way it is for us here-our neighbors, Edith and Frances, don't leave either. We have one room HIS IS SYBLE BRIDGE, SMALL AND TRIM. SHE SAYS upstairs, and Tom and I go up to it, but we come down in T to me, "The problem isn't the water, really; it's our rubber boots and sit in the water to eat at the table. the mud that stays behind. The water drains out. The man who built this house, Bill ImMasche, the bank- The mud settles." And Tom says, and he is thinking of er, did the same thing: went upstairs and waited it out. Dust Bowl days, too, "We get that same layer, the same During a flood Stanley North always came up to the back type of dust or mud precipitated out of water." I'm laugh- of the house in a rowboat to bring Bill his paper and mail ing, and I say, All your life you keep getting soil in your and milk every day. In '51 they took the screen off the house from one agency or another. You're an earth sci- upstairs window to pass things in. Before he pulled away, entist, and earth keeps coming in to live with you. It Stanley said, 'You want this screen back on?' 'No,' says must make you glad you're not an entomologist. Or a Bill. 'Leave it off. I'll swat flies. It'll give me something mortician. to do.' The floods never bothered him, but people say 54 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY that his wife's severe heart trouble came from worrying house again, and he says, "That's a real possibility, but I over this house flooding. He watched his pennies, but don't worry about it. Our lives aren't threatened. Our she shook him loose to build this place." possessions, yes." The Bridges have lived here twenty-two years, and I Now the meal is over, and we are talking about geolo- ask why they haven't at least built a levee around the gy, and someone has said that the Kansas pioneers' great house, a four-foot berm should do it, and Tom says, fear was drought, and I say, Since erosion is the primary "When we get time," and I ask whether living here geologic force in Kansas, isn't it appropriate for a geolo- makes them watch the sky, and he says, "We've had gist to live amid the cycle of flood, erosion, and deposi- floods when we've had no rain on our place. We have to tion? And Tom says, "Twenty-two years here now and I listen to the radio, go down to the bridge to check on the really understand sedimentary layering, what made these river, especially at night, when we can't see it coming hills." over the fields." Syble says, "When the forecast is for flood, Tom starts The Emma Chase moving vehicles to higher ground, and I mow the lawn so the grass clippings will wash away. If the forecast was for ROADWAY, WEST SIDE, A STOREFRONT WINDOW, flooding tomorrow, I'd head right now for the canned goods, especially juice cans, the forty-six-ounce size. B and painted on the plate glass a cup of steaming coffee; morning, Cottonwood Falls, the Emma Two years ago it was ten inches in this room, but in '51 it Chase Café, November: I'm inside and finish- was five feet, and that's what damaged the house. When ing a fine western omelet and in a moment will take on we bought it, we had to put everything inside back to- the planks of homemade wheat bread-just as soon as gether. We decorated with the idea that things would the shadow from the window coffee cup passes across my probably get wet." Now Syble is setting the table to little notebook. The men's table (a bold woman some- serve a pork loin and mashed potatoes and broccoli, and times sits at it, but rare is the man who sits at the wom- she says, "In high water it gets quiet. About all we hear is en's table) has already emptied, and now the other one the water slopping outside." does too. On the west wall hangs a portrait of a woman Tom: "This house is a riverboat that won't float. I'll from the time of Rutherford B. Hayes, and she, her hair look out a window and see carp jumping on the lawn. parted centrally, turns a bit to the left, as if to answer Frogs in the basement. Cordwood floating off the porch." someone in the street, her high collar crisp, her eyebrow And Syble: "I looked out the window in '85 and saw ever SQ slightly raised, her lips pursed as if she's about to the workbench float out the garage. An eddy carried it speak. (And now someone calls out from the kitchen to away. It wasn't a regular workbench: it was an old grand the new waitress, "On your ticket, what's this U.P.?" and piano that had been gutted, but it had fancy carved legs. the girl says, "Up," and from the kitchen, "You can't We kept tools and nails sitting on it. We watched it float have scrambled eggs up.") The portrait is of "the woman out, go past the house, moving right along. It stopped history forgot"-Emma Chase, who said, "You can't start over east, in Edith's field, tools still on top of it." a revolution on an empty stomach." She was not wife, Tom: "I had three Honda motorcycles in the garage. daughter, sister, or mother to Salmon P. Chase, the great They went beneath. There isn't time to get everything, enemy of slavery and Lincoln's Chief Justice, whose so we go for the books first, then things in the basement. name the county carries. Emma stands in no man's shad- I turn off the electricity if water's coming upstairs. Syble ow but in the dark recess that the past mostly is. In this got shocked the last time. You'll feel the electric current county she's famous for having been forgotten; after all, in the water, a kind of vibrating; it can kill you. We take who remembers that it was on the back of one of Emma's oil lamps to the second floor. The toilet stops working, envelopes that Lincoln outlined his Emancipation Proc- the bathtub backs up with foul stuff. There's no question lamation? That's been the story in the Falls, anyway. a flood's inconvenient." Most countians now understand that Emma "A-Cook- Syble: "You don't live in a floodplain and get excited ie-in-Every-Jar" Chase has the reality of an idea and an about water. Now, a tornado gets us excited. Tom calls us ideal, even if she had to be invented. When Linda collectors who need a flood every so often to clear things Pretzer Thurston decided to open the café, a couple of out anyway. When the water drops, we get the brooms years ago, she cast about for a name, something local, and hose and squirt it and keep the water riled up, make something feminine, and she searched the volumes of it take the mud back out. If you let the mud dry, it's like the Chase County Historical Sketches for an embodiment of concrete. We pump out the basement." certain values but came away unsatisfied by or unaware The Bridges have no flood insurance, and Tom tells of the facts, such as those of 1889 about Minnie Morgan, me he sold their canoe, and Syble says, "I wouldn't want of Cottonwood, one of the first women in the country to to be out in a flood in a canoe." They don't have a CB ra- be elected mayor and the first-and probably the only dio to make up for losing the telephone when the buried one-to serve with an all-female city council. Minnie has lines short out. 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She was also the her brother's "Jayhawker in Yurrup" travel books, but it president of a large chapter of the National Organization says not one word about Minnie's mayoralty. There has for Women, and she campaigned and typed and not been a female mayor since. marched. When Ronald Reagan became President and So the café had no name until one night, at the family inner-city social programs started disappearing, she supper table, Linda and her identical twin said simulta- found herself depressed and beginning to wonder who neously in response to something she's now forgotten, the enemy was, where the battlefield was, and she didn't "The Emma Chase!" Soon newspaper ads for the café understand why ideas so apparently democratic and hu- printed Emma's chocolate-chip-cookie recipe, and asked mane were SO despised, and she was no longer sure what townspeople to search their attic trunks for information it meant to help anyone disadvantaged or to be a femi- about her. One day the president of the county historical nist. Women seemed in retreat from action to the easier, society, Whitt Laughridge, came in with a large framed safer battles of awareness. Things were retrogressing. portrait of an unidentified woman he'd found in the On a trip home to Elmdale she learned that the old and vault. Thurston cried, "Yes! At last we have Emma!" Un- closed Village Inn Café was for sale, and she looked it satisfied with history, she had invented a persona and over, found a broken-down and fouled building. Sudden- then had to invent ways to get people to accept the ly a fight against dirt and dilapidation, enemies you could name. Her ads and fabricated history worked so well that lay your rubber-gloved hands on, looked good, especially she, who grew up five miles west, in Elmdale, became to when she heard that the county-seat citizens wanted a the citizens "Emma down at the café," and she doesn't pleasant place once again to sit down with a coffee and mind. find out whose cattle it was that went through the ice, There are other things she does object to, such as the whose horse had sent him over the fence. A group of racist joke a fellow told a while ago at the men's table, Broadway business people met in Bell's western-clothing and to which she said loudly from across the room, "Did store and offered to buy the café building and lease it to you hear that one at church, Ray?" and sometimes in an- her-after all, she was a native-and so Linda Thurston swer to sexist comments she'll recite from the café refrig- decided to live out her fantasy of running a homey little erator, covered with stick-on slogans like a large, upright restaurant, and she moved back to Chase County, where, bumper: THE ROOSTER CROWS BUT THE HEN DELIV- she hoped, "the Hills could heal." Her friend Linda ERS, or WOMEN'S RIGHTS-REAGAN'S WRONGS. Woody, a state lobbyist for NOW, had also wearied of the Linda Thurston is trim and pretty, a dark strawberry struggle against Reaganism, and joined her, and the once blonde given to large, swinging earrings; today she wears dingy, moribund café became unofficially the Retreat for a pair of silvery stars almost of a size to be hoisted atop Burned-Out Social Activists, a place where the women the courthouse cupola for Christmas. She sits down could serve homilies, history, and cold pasta salad. across from me to see what I'm scratching in my note- Linda Thurston says: "I saw it as a haven of rest from book. I'm copying what is on her coffee mug: political struggles, a place I'd have time to write up my research. If we could undermine a few stereotypes along I HAVE A B.A., M.A., PH.D. ALL I NEED NOW IS A GOOD J.O.B. the way and wake up a few people, that was fine too. I've never seen my return as going home so much as going Her doctorate is in child psychology. She is thirty-nine, forward to my roots, and I don't think I'll stay long divorced, and has a son, John. She calls across the little enough to grow old here-unless I already have-and I café to the new waitress, "We can't do scrambled eggs believe when the time comes to go back to whatever, I'll over easy." know where that is. I've learned you can go home again, She pushes the guest book toward me. In it are names but I don't know whether you can stay home again." from many states and also from Russia, Italy, Israel. She Refurbishing the café became a community task: the says, "My friends say I'm the white Aunt Jemima of the seventy-eight-year-old furniture dealer power-sanded the women's movement, a radicalized storefront feminist chipped floor, the clothier painted, a dry-waller showed whose job is to get cowboys to eat quiche Lorraine even the women how to mud wallboard, and they came to love if they call it 'quick lorn.' I'm an aproned militant known the exhaustion of such work. Then they got to the Wolf for scratch pies, soups, and breads, the one who's taught stove, which yielded its encrusted grease to no woman or a waitress Lamaze breathing on a café floor." man or method from scrapers to torches. One day two fel- A man, his spine crumbling with age, his eyesight al- lows came in with an idea: they dismantled the range, most gone, comes up and holds out a palm of change for put it in the back of a pickup, hauled it to the county his coffee, and Linda takes out thirty-five cents, forget highway yard, turned a steam hose on it, and reassem- 58 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY bled it into the beauty of new sculpture, and someone pared calf fries fresh from county pastures (and tolerated happily wrote on the blackboard Thurston had set up to jokes attendant to feminists grilling ballocks), and they list possible names for the place: The Clean Stove Café. catered meals to businessmen in lodge meetings and Also on the board were The Double L, The Quarthouse, ranch hands at corrals. and Soup and Psychological Services, this last already be- Linda says to me: "Scratch cooking all the way. The ginning to have some meaning. highest compliment is a woman saying, "This is as good The women did not flaunt their politics, and the town as I make at home.' But the men bitched all the time was enough impressed with their hard work to ignore about no french fries or white bread, so we gave in and their ERA NOW! bumper stickers, and strollers stopped in cut our own fry potatoes and baked our own white bread, to watch the work or help out or just pour themselves a but still, today, if you want your grilled cheese on Rainbo cup of free coffee. After six weeks of reconstruction, the bread, you'll just have to go someplace else. That's the women papered over the street windows to create a little only thing we haven't compromised on. We've never al- suspense for the opening, a couple of days later, while tered our deeper values, because we refuse to divorce they completed last details. In a county where beef being café owners from our feminism. We're tolerated for stands second only to Christianity, where gravy and it and sometimes we're explained by it: I heard a man ask chicken-fried steak are the bases from which all culinary his friend what a crepe was and why something like that judgments proceed, the women offered eggplant Parme- would even be on the menu, and the waitress explained, san, clam linguine, gazpacho, fettuccine Alfredo, and "They're for the ERA.' And that's right. We employ only chicken-fried steak. Business was excellent, and the first women, and we try to bring to them what we've learned. day they sold out of pasta primavera, and the women In the first days of the café a wealthy lady told me there were certain they could keep their pledge never to serve were no battered women in the county, and she believed french fries or factory white bread. All their eggs came that, but she's been misled-the problem is just buried. from Chase farms; on weekends, in season, they pre- Not long ago, at the health fair in the school gym, we Broadway, Cottonwood Falls SEPTEMBER 1991 59 Get involved in someone else's life. BIOGRAPHY Tuesdays 8pm ET/9pm PT A&E © 1991 Arts & Entertainment Network HEARST/ABC/NBC. THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY sponsored a display about services for abused women and most powerful enforcement is gossip and scorn, the sap children, and we found out later that some people were and sinew of a small town." afraid to stand in front of it because a neighbor might When she gets up to ready the kitchen for lunch, I ask think they were abused. And one day a woman, holding whether she or the Emma Chase has ever been scorned, back tears, said to me, 'You ought to get out of here-the and she says, "You'd be more likely to hear that than I longer you stay, the worse you'll feel about yourself as a would." woman.' Maybe that's a minority view, but it's valid. The other side is that people here are still close to their pio- OW, LATE AFTERNOON, A YEAR LATER: THE PAINT- neer ancestors, and they all can tell stories about strong and capable grandmothers. For a long time women have N ed coffee cup still steams on the window, and stalwart Emma Chase looks over the stacked owned businesses in the county, SO we're accepted, but chairs and onto Broadway, and the dank odor of an old then the café isn't a hardware store or a transmission shop." and unused building slips between the locked twin The young waitress has just given a single check to a doors. The café has been closed for nearly a year, and man sitting with two women, and Linda explains to her there's nothing more than a hope of somebody's reopen- that she should give a check to each person and says, ing it, although everyone is tired of coffee in foam cups "Don't assume the male always pays," and to me, "Sepa- and factory cookies in the Senior Citizen's Center, a few rate checks also protect privacy-people will watch and doors down. Linda Woody has gone to Washington as a read something into who picks up the tab," and I ask NOW lobbyist, and Linda Thurston is sixty miles up the whether lack of privacy isn't the worst thing about a small road, at Kansas State University, an assistant professor in town, and she says, "And also the best: I love going to rural special education. The café is for sale, and she's ask- the post office in the morning and knowing everybody. ing $8,000 less than she paid for it, in spite of its having The only time we honk a car horn is with a wave. It's become known as one of the best small-town eateries in touching when somebody asks about my son or my dad's the state, in spite of a Kansas Citian's offer to underwrite health. We can't afford not to care about other people in a the franchising of Emma Chase cafés. place this small. Our survival, in a way, depends on mini- I've just returned from lunch with her in the student mizing privacy, because the lack of it draws us into each union, where she said, "Standing in front of that big Wolf other's lives, and that's a major resource in a little town stove, I kept remembering my degree and how useless it where there aren't a thousand entertainments. There's an was getting with every fried egg. I'm ten years behind elderly man who lost his little granddaughter to a drunk, my colleagues. I worked hard at the café, and my feet a hit-and-run driver, a few months ago. Every time the hurt all the time, and I got arthritis in my hands, and fi- old fellow comes into the Emma, he retells the story, and nally I realized I didn't want to work that hard day after every time people listen. What's that worth to a person? day and still not earn enough money to send my son to Or to a community? A café like this serves to bond us." college. Every other business person on Broadway has at I'm scribbling things down, and she watches and says, least one additional source of income-the furniture "Growing up in this county, I learned not to ask ques- dealer runs a funeral parlor, the owners of the two wom- tions. If people want you to know something, they'll tell en's dress shops have their husbands' income, the filling- you," and I say that I must be a popular fellow, what with station man has another in Strong City. The Emma a question mark in every sentence, and she says, "You Chase would support one frugal person, but it wouldn't don't count. You don't live here. Besides, the word is out even do that without weekend city people. Tourists com- that you're in the county. You'll be tolerated even if they ing to see the Hills, bicycle clubs-they kept us alive do think you're about a half bubble off plumb." She after we earned a name around the state by being special. watches me write that down, and she says, "We can't af- But there were local folks who never came in, and I'd ask ford to ostracize each other just because we don't like this them what it would take to get them inside, and they'd one's politics or the way that one raises her kids. You can say, 'We let the kids decide where we're going to eat out, get away with it in a city-picking and choosing-but and they choose McDonald's.' How does a box of toys in here we're already picked. Participation by everybody the Emma Chase compete against television commer- discourages change, and the radical gets cut off. But if we cials? And there's something else: good home cooking is give aberrant behavior a wide berth, we don't usually re- common in the county. Franchise food is the novelty, es- ject it completely. Every merchant on Broadway can tell pecially when it's twenty miles away. What our café of- a story about some petty shoplifter whose pilfering has fered, city people wanted, but they also wanted clean been ignored to avoid a bigger problem. For an outsider, floors, and the cowboys were afraid to come in and get it's different: if you would espouse something terribly un- the floor dirty." popular, like government ownership of land, they'll just I asked, Was it a loss? and she said, "I lost some money question your sanity, but if you pocket a candy bar, and something professionally, because I never found they'll have you arrested. If I do either one, it would be time to write, but I realized my fantasy, and I was at just the reverse. We have limits, of course. The first and home for the last two years of my father's life. And I got SEPTEMBER 1991 61 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY to live again according to the dictates of rainfall and the posite, of clear skies, days and days of clear skies, of a price of cattle and grain and the outbreaks of chicken drought that nobody escapes, not even the shopkeepers. pox. I was part of a community rebuilding its café, and That any one person in particular will suffer losses from a working with those helpers got me to see men again as tornado, however deadly, goes much against the odds, people instead of the enemy, and it meant something for and many residents reach high school before they first my son to go to school with children of people I went to see a twister; yet nobody who lives his full span in the school with. And-I think I can say this-because of the county dies without a tornado story. Emma Chase, I see my femaleness differently: now I "Tornado": a Spanish past participle meaning think feminism means being connected with other peo- "turned," from a verb meaning "to turn, alter, transform, ple, not just with other feminists." repeat," and "to restore." Meteorologists speak of the She was quiet for some time, and then she said, reasons why the midlands of the United States suffer so "There were losses, no question, but there was only one many tornadoes: a range of high mountains west of a real failure-we never did get the farmers to eat alfalfa great expanse of sun-heated plains at a much lower alti- sprouts. They know silage when they see it. Maybe we tude, swept by dry and cold northern air that meets warm should have tried it with gravy." and moist southern air from a large body of water and combines with a circulation pattern mixing things up- Wind that is to say, the jet stream from Arctic Canada crosses the Rockies to meet a front from the Gulf of Mexico over HEN THE KANSA INDIAN PEOPLE, THE SOUTH the Great Plains, in the center of which sits Kansas, W Wind people, were pushed out of the state, where since 1950 people have sighted 1,747 tornadoes. It they carried with them the last perception is a place of such potential celestial violence that the me- of the wind as anything other than a faceless teorologists at the National Severe Storms Forecast Cen- force, a force usually for destruction, that power behind ter, in Kansas City, Missouri, are sometimes called the the terrible prairie wildfires, the clout in the blizzards Keepers of the Gates of Hell. Countians who have and droughts, and, most of all, in the tornadoes that will smelled the fulminous, cyclonic sky up close, people take up everything, even the fence posts. But people who have felt the ground shake and heard the earth itself here know the wind well, and they often speak of it; yet, roar and who have taken to a storm cellar that soon filled despite the dozen names in other places for local Ameri- with loathsome greenish air, find the image apt. can winds, in this state (whose name may mean "wind Meteorologists speak of thunderstorms pregnant with people") it has no identity but a direction, no epithet but tornadoes, storm-breeding clouds more than twice the a curse. A preacher here once told me, "Giving names to height of Mount Everest; they speak of funicular enve- nature is un-Christian." I said that it might help people lopes and anvil clouds with pendant mammati and of connect with things, and who knows where that might thermal instability of winds in cyclonic vorticity, of rota- lead, and he said, "To idolatry." Yet the fact remains: the tory columns of air torquing at velocities up to 300 miles people are more activated by weather than by religion. an hour (although no anemometer has survived the eye of Chase County is in the heart of the notorious Tornado a storm), funnels that can move over the ground at the Alley of the Middle West, a belt that can average 250 tor- speed of a strolling man or at the rate of a barrel-assing nadoes a year, more than anywhere else in the world. A semi on the turnpike; they say the width of the destruc- hundred and sixty miles from here, Codell, Kansas, got tion can be the distance between home plate and deep thumped by a tornado every twentieth of May for three centerfield and its length the hundred miles between successive years, and five months ago a twister "touched New York City and Philadelphia. A tornado, although down"-mashed down, really-a mile north of Safford- more violent than a much-longer-lasting hurricane, has a ville at Toledo, a small collecting of houses and trailers, life measured in minutes, and the meteorologists watch it and the newspaper caption for a photograph of that snuff out as it was born: unnamed. crook'd finger of a funnel cloud was "HOLY TOLEDO!" I know here a grandfather, a man as bald as if a cyclonic Years earlier a cyclone wrecked a Friends' meetinghouse wind had taken his scalp-something witnesses claim there, but this time it skipped over the Methodists' has happened-who calls twisters "Old Nell," and he church and went for their houses. In Chase County I've threatens to set crying children outside for her to carry found a nonchalance about natural forces born of fatal- off. People who have seen Old Nell close, up under her ism: "If it's gonna get me, it'll get me." In Cottonwood skirt, talk about her colors-pastel pink, black, blue, Falls, on a block where a house once sat, the old cave re- gray-and a survivor said this: "All at once a big hole mains, collapsing, yet around it are six house trailers. opened in the sky with a mass of cherry red, a yellow Riding out a tornado in a mobile home is like stepping tinge in the center," and another said, "A funnel with into combine blades-trailers become airborne chambers beautiful electric-blue light," and a third person, "It was full of flying knives of aluminum and glass. No: if there is glowing like it was illuminated from the inside." And the a dread in the county, it is not of dark skies but of the op- witnesses speak of shapes: formless black masses, cones, 62 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY Paul and Leola Evans, tornado survivors cylinders, tubes, ribbons, pendants, dangling lariats, ele- came upstairs to bed, and Paul gawked at me. He said, phant trunks. They tell of ponds being vacuumed dry, 'What are you doing?' I was wearing my good rabbit-fur eyes of geese sucked out, chickens clean-plucked from coat and wedding rings, and I had a handful of wooden beak to bum, water pulled straight up out of toilet bowls, matches. It wasn't cold at all. I said I didn't know but that a woman's clothes torn off her, a wife killed after being something wasn't right, and he said, 'What's not right?' jerked through a car window, a child carried two miles and I didn't know. We went to bed and just after dark it and set down with only scratches, a Cottonwood Falls began to rain, and then the wind came on and blew hard- woman (fearful of wind) cured of chronic headaches er, and we went downstairs and tried to open the door but when a twister passed harmlessly within a few feet of her the air pressure was SO strong Paul couldn't even turn the house. knob. That wind had us locked in. We hunkered in the corner of the living room in just our pajamas-mine were AUL AND LEOLA EVANS ARE IN THEIR EARLY SEVEN- P new seersucker-and me in my fur coat. The wind got ties but appear a decade younger, their faces louder, then the windows blew out, and we realized we shaped by the prairie wind into strong and pleasing were in trouble when the heat stove went around the cor- lines. They have no children. Paul speaks softly and to ner and out a wall that had just come down. We clamped the point, and Leola is animated, the kind of woman who on to each other like ticks, and then we were six feet in can take a small, smoldering story and breathe it into the air, and Paul was hanging on to my fur coat-for bal- bright flame. Paul listens to her in barely noticeable last, he says now-and we went up and out where the amusement and from time to time tosses tinder to her. wall had been, and then we came down, and then we Leola says: "It was 1949, May. Paul was home from the went up again, longer this time, and then came down in a Pacific. We'd made it through the war, then this. We heap of animals: a cow and one of our dogs with a two-by- were living just across the county line, near Americus, on four through it. The cow lived, but we lost the dog. We a little farm by the Neosho River. One Friday night I were out in the wheat field, sixty yards from the house, SEPTEMBER 1991 63 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY and Paul had a knot above his eye that made him look frayed cotton, and his pronunciation is that of the south- like the Two-Headed Wonder Boy. Splintered wood and west hill country. He is six feet tall and big-boned with- glass and metal all over, and the electric lines down and out being burly, has had a little heart trouble, lives sever- sparking, and here we were barefoot. Paul said to walk al miles away in Newkirk, no phone, drives a Lincoln only when the lightning flashed to see what we were Continental. His name is Jesse Mehojah, Jr. stepping on. We were more afraid of getting electrocuted A few yards north of the shed stands the old Kaw coun- than cut. We could see in the flashes that the second sto- cil house and south of it the dance-ground, a big circle of ry was gone except for one room, and we saw the car was buffalo grass with a high view of the former reservation, an accordion and our big truck was upside down. The old east across the river. Yesterday I came to the dance- hog was so terrified she got between us and wouldn't ground with Johnnie Ray McCauley, once a pipeline leave all the way up to the neighbors'. Their place wasn't welder, now a recovering alcoholic and the new sub- touched. They came to the door and saw a scared hog stance-abuse counselor for the Kaw tribe. Polite and and two things in rags covered with black mud sucked up kindly, he too has had heart problems; at fifty-seven, he's out of the river and coated with plaster dust and blood, the youngest of the half-dozen full-blood Kansa remain- and one of them was growing a second head. The neigh- ing and the only one who still sings and dances, although bors didn't know who we were until they heard our he does not know any of the old Kaw songs: when the voices." Wind People dance here, they bring in distant relations, Paul says, "That tornado was on a path to miss our the Poncas, to sing and drum. Johnnie has learned two house until it hit the Cottonwood and veered back on us. Ponca songs, the Calling Song, which opens a dance and The Indians believed a twister will change course when invokes the Great Unknown to join the circle, and the it crosses a river." Finishing Song, which closes a dance and asks for bless- Leola: "The next morning we walked back home- ing. He wants to keep alive the traditions that remain, in the electric clock was stopped at nine-forty, and I went part because he now sees them as a shield to help fend off upstairs to the room that was left, and there on the chest the alcoholism: in singing and dancing he finds strength my glasses were just like I left them, but our bedroom and self-esteem. Yesterday, Johnnie said to me, "I'd like was gone, and our mattress, all torn up, was in a tree to sing them for you," and he did, and I listened and where we'd have been." watched the strong, uplifted face I'd seen before in the Paul: "We spit plaster for three weeks. It was just plain Kansa portraits of George Catlin. The songs were a gift, a imbedded in us." moment, at last, to enter the heart of the Ones-of-the- I'm thinking, What truer children of Kansas than those Wind. taken aloft by the South Wind? Johnnie McCauley is a nephew of Jesse Mehojah, the most recognized of the full-bloods. I've read about Jesse Last of the Kaw and know something of his history, but he doesn't realize it even when I help with a detail of biography or history N KAY COUNTY, OKLAHOMA, FIFTEEN MILES SOUTH that allows him to pull up a string of others, as if I'd put a I of the Kansas line and twelve northeast of Ponca minnow on his hook so that he could haul in something City, on a hilltop, in the distance the dammed and bigger. Today people pronounce his name Meh-hoo'-jee, inundated valley of the Arkansas River turned to a but he says the correct way is Mikk-ho-jay: you must catch reservoir called Kaw Lake: I am sitting in a maintenance the first syllable in your throat. The name means "Gray shed with a grandson of a Kansa chief in a broad shaft of Blanket," but he doesn't remember its significance. sunlight sloping through the open door; it warms us in Among the old Kaws his father was simply Mikkojay, but the cool wind. He is seventy-seven, wears a slender to accommodate white understanding, he added the first moustache trimmed in the mode of the thirties: it and his name of Jesse-two syllables. The father was born in the wire-frame spectacles and billed cap make him appear Neosho Valley near Council Grove, Kansas, on the Di- less Kansa than he is, but his large, distinctive earlobes minished Reserve; in 1873, when he was just four, he reveal the ancestry. From time to time he removes the came with his family and 500 other Kaws on a forced mi- hat to stroke his palm over his thinning hair; his hands are gration of 150 miles to Indian Territory, a foot journey of big, darkened as if oxidized, except for weathered-in seventeen days. Jesse can't remember his father ever networks of white like dried-up saline creeks; the finger- talking about the walk or the time in Kansas, but he was nails are thick and broken. For twenty-eight years he was at the old reservation once, in 1925, when he was twelve, an oil-field pipeline worker, although he once attended to see the Monument to the Unknown dedicated. Those business college. In a paper sack is his lunch: a can of Vi- memories are now dim. enna sausage, two slices of white bread, an apple, an or- In the Smithsonian Institution archives is a cracked ange; during the time we talk, he does not eat, because glass-plate photograph of a traditional Kaw bark-house, a he forgets about food and the passing hours. His words remarkable structure the people learned to build genera- are soft with a slight rasp at the edges, as if they were old, tions ago, even before the departure from the Ohio River 64 SEPTEMBER 1991 Her Sto oesn At General Motors, safety isn't one thing. It's everything. It's accident avoidance. It's crash protection. It's driver performance. 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In the picture, on each side of the single doorway stand a He says, "Mama and Dad spoke English but not very man and a woman, Nopahwiah and Pahkahshutsa, Jesse's good. She never did teach us two younger boys to speak grandparents, and in this house, built near the Arkansas Indian, although my older brothers and sisters spoke it. River soon after the exodus from Kansas, his mother was Mama wasn't ashamed-she was just looking at what was born. Nopahwiah, a descendant of White Plume, was the ahead of us, thinking of our welfare. She wanted us to chief of the Kahola Band, the group that lived along the learn office work and how to speak correct English, but northern edge of Chase County; this branch of the tribe Mama and Dad spoke Indian at home, prayed in Indian, held out longest against the cultural erosion that worked but I and my little brother talked to them in English. I apace once the Kaw reached Indian Territory and settled understood Indian-and I still do. When I hear Osages on the east bank of the Arkansas River where it enters talking, I know what they're saying, but I can't join in. I Oklahoma. Jesse considers Nopahwiah the last "blood," remember hello: hoo-way." He sits quietly, thinking. "I or hereditary, chief of the tribe. can't seem to remember other words now. A person lets Mehojah is the next youngest of seven children; when things get away from him. Sometimes I wish I'd gone he was born, in 1913, his parents lived in a two-story ahead and learned it. My older brothers used to speak it frame house on reservation land his father farmed. Actu- in the oil fields when we were all pipeliners." ally, the reserve by then no longer existed, the allotment Again he reckons, then: "As far as I know, only old of 1902 having taken the land from the tribe and parceled Elmer Clark can still speak Kaw. He's a half-breed, grew it out to individual Kaws, the best acreage going mostly up around the Osage over east here. They speak slower to the growing number of mixed-bloods. His parents at- than the Kaw. But the last full-bloods, none of us can tended regular church services, worked their land, and speak it." looked to the future of their children: they had become He turns his thumbs, listens to the wind in the fence. Thomas Jefferson's Christian farmers. "Now, 'Kansas': that's not the proper pronunciation-it's One day when Jesse and his younger brother and par- Kohn'-zay. My parents always called themselves Kohnzay. ents were in their buggy, on the way to the nearby white I don't know where this 'Kaw' come in, but that's what settlement of Kaw City, his father suffered a paralytic we are today, officially, the Kaw Tribe of Oklahoma." stroke. He lived on for some years, but the family had to Were it not for Jesse Mehojah, there would probably move into Washungah, the reservation village laid out in not be a Kaw Tribe of any kind today. When, in 1902, the 1902 as part of the allotment. Washungah was a mile up- federal government, encouraged by Vice President stream and across the river, on the east side, from the Charles Curtis and other Kaw mixed-bloods, forced allot- white town. When the Army Corps of Engineers flooded ment onto the people, the tribe ceased to exist as a legal the bottomland, in the early 1970s, Kaw City moved up entity and most of the Kaw records went off to the Okla- onto the bluff; its population is now about 300. As for Wa- homa Historical Society, as if they were old papers from shungah, only the council house and some graves made it some family come to the end of its line. Eighth-blood out. When Kaws today talk of cultural erosion, it has an Curtis, once a real-estate developer (and, like Jesse, a additional, literal meaning. descendant of White Plume), never lived in Indian Terri- Jesse is speaking: "We always ate well when I was a tory, although he saw to it that he and his sixteenth-blood boy. Dad and Mama knew how to preserve food, can it children got nice parcels of tribal land at the expense of up. Dad would butcher an animal, and the womenfolks poor full-bloods. went out and sliced the beef into long slivers and put it "After 1902 our land went like wildfire-to whites— over a fire and cooked it. Then they hung it up on lines to and we ended up with nothing. The Osages, next to us, cure. We call it jerky now. It was real good eating. Mama sold off a lot of their land but they kept the mineral would make up hominy and boil it with the jerky, maybe rights, and that's how they became such a wealthy tribe. add some potatoes or beans. We were efficient in pre- But we let it all get away. If I'd been chieftain then, I serving food. We hunted for the table-rabbits, squir- would've never approved of allotment, because you're rels, coons. In the summer the river would get low and depriving your people. If you're a chief, then you don't we could walk along with a pitchfork and gig channel cat- think singularly. That's just born in my system." fish, and up on Beaver Creek we'd catch mudcats and When Jesse graduated from Kaw City High School, in flatheads and perch. We used to take water from the creeks the 1930s, and went off to the oil fields, his town of Wa- and springs in big stoneware pitchers, and pass them shungah, its streets named after mixed-bloods, still had a around the table, and each of us would honor Wakonda by mission school, an agency building, a council house, and drinking from the sacred water. It was pure then." a round house, where he danced in traditional costume. As he talks, he turns his thumbs slowly. Through the In the late sixties, when he began losing feeling in his open door the wind carries a peculiar wavering voice, as fingers, Jesse discovered that he suffered from pernicious if from some creature dying, and when I ask what bird anemia (an irony for a red man who was about to become SEPTEMBER 1991 65 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY embroiled in issues of blood quantums), and he retired nized the Kaw Protective Association to watch over the from pipeline labor and returned to home ground to find interests of "the Indians," those who fit one federal defi- tribal buildings falling apart or gone and his people nition of that time of a Native American-a blood quan- broken into factions, generally along blood-quantum tum of 25 percent or more. The awakened tribe persuad- lines; the ruinous tension between full- and mixed- ed the corps to turn over a few acres of surplus land on bloods left the full Kaws dispirited and struggling to hold the west side of the river and move there, block by block, to old ways and communal values, while the people of the stone council house and rebuild it. With that evident lesser blood pursued aggressive and successful individ- symbol and the support of the full-bloods, the new group ualism. The problems of the Neosho Valley had not sim- in 1973, exactly one century after the last removal, brought ply reappeared-they had at last overwhelmed the tribe. suit in federal court against "the breed people," or mixed- The great American melting pot was bubbling hard, and bloods, for the right to direct the tribe. The court decided mixed-bloods SO controlled things that full-bloods were in favor of the plaintiffs; led by the full-bloods, a new tribal no longer represented in what little remained of tribal or- council appeared with Jesse as chairman. Even though the ganization. The rape of the Kaw realm, after almost two Kaw once again had legally qualified and energetic native centuries of facing Caucasians, was nearly complete. leaders who put tribal welfare first, their assets consisted That's when ancestral ghosts began stirring things and of only the cemetery and the small council house: their awakening the living. With water backing up behind the original 100, 137 acres of Indian Territory were gone. dam a few miles downriver, the Corps of Engineers start- They set up an office and sent representatives to ed moving graves in the old cemetery at Washungah to Washington, where they discovered $17,000 of Kaw high ground twelve miles away: the removal and the money, a sum intended for tribal operations. With this as careless methods of doing it angered the seventeen re- a base, they went after grants to build low-income hous- maining full-bloods. ing at Newkirk, a few miles west of the old reservation. Two other things also roused them: the last intact his- Establishing health-care facilities and providing employ- toric Kaw structure was about to go under, and, even ment for Kaws were more difficult steps, until the open- though its bylaws specified that council members had to ing of a bingo hall at Newkirk. Now, among their several be at least one-quarter Kaw, the tribe was under the con- enterprises and 1,100 new acres (none of it on the original trol of a sixteenth-blood who, full-bloods believed, was reserve), the hall is their largest source of income. Ex- doing little for the people, instead pursuing a claim cept for the spiritual aspects, what the bison once was to against the government for damages resulting from an the Kansa, bingo is today. 1825 treaty, money that could be collected not by the "We didn't know anything about tribal government or tribe but only by individuals. Jesse and a few others orga- laws or investments, but we said we were going to learn-learn good-and we dedicated ourselves. People told us, 'I didn't know there was any Kaws left.''' WITHIN Today, in the contemporary tribal office at Kaw City, the enrollment ledger shows 1,550 members, a popula- THIS TREE tion coincidentally close to the historical number of Kansa before the ravages of the earlier reservation years Within this tree in Kansas. It appears that Jesse, the next to last full-blood another tree ever to lead the tribe (his younger brother served as inhabits the same body; chairman a few years afterward), has helped his people within this stone restore themselves, a success foretold in his Kaw first another stone rests, name, Hohm-beh-scah, Coming Morning, an image that seems to extend Gray Blanket. He and the new council its many shades of grey made significant progress-landmark achievements, in the same, some ways, for Native Americans-so much so that it its identical seems fair to raise the question implicit in the growing surface and weight. tribal roll: What is a Kaw? Jean-Paul Sartre said that a Jew And within my body, is one so considered by others; at least to the Bureau of Indian Affairs, that is also a Kaw. The survival of the another body, Wind People at last looks secure. whose history, waiting, But what survives? Six full-bloods (all males and only sings; there is no other body, one under seventy), five three-quarter-bloods, seventy- it sings, three half-bloods, about two hundred quarter-bloods, there is по other world. and a few others with odd quantums above 25 percent: that is to say, four fifths of the tribe are less than one- -Jane Hirshfield quarter Kaw. Some members who come into the office to 66 SEPTEMBER 1991 "There are over forty-five Scotches with 'Glen' in their names. The Glenlivet® is the father of them all." -Sandy Milne, our Resident Sage. H is Majesty's Government bestowed on The Glenlivet Dis- tillery the very first license under the Act of 1823 to legally distill single malt whisky in the High- lands. It was thus that The Glenlivet became known as the father of all Scotch. Ever since, experts on Scotch The Γ enlivet Dist have heaped high praise on this, the most sophisticated of whis- kies. Their prose is strewn with words like "classic" and "deli- cate" and "elegant" and, quite simply, "the finest." Small wonder that, for some time now, The Glenlivet has been the most sought-after single malt Scotch in the U.S. "Canny people, the Americans," says our own Sandy Milne. 3. The GLENLIVET AGED YEARS She The GLENLIVET. LIVET. 12 YEARS OLD Male Sandy Milne bemused by all the "Glens." What is a single malt Scotch? A single malt is Scotch the way it was originally: one single whisky, from one single distillery. Not, like most Scotch today, a blend of many whiskies. The Glenlivet The Glenlivet. single malt Scotch whisky should therefore be compared to a château-bottled wine. Blended Scotch is more like a mixture of wines from different vineyards. The Father of All Scotch. ©1990. Imported by The Glenlivet Distilling Company, N.Y., N.Y. 12-year-old single malt Scotch whisky. Alc. 43% by vol. (86 proof). The Glenlivet is a registered trademark. THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY conduct business are blue-eyed blonds; others have Ho quantums as low as 1/128. According to a full Kaw, "Stick a needle in their finger and that drop of blood you'll squeeze out is all the Kaw they got." To appear on the roll a person need only prove descent many of these from a 1902 allotee: a single Kansa ancestor qualifies you, provided you are not also on some other tribal roll. A half no-bloods could tell Kaw and half Osage, say, must decide where to put his al- legiance. For years the roll was SO loosely maintained that you who White people went to it and simply added their names. Now, without the benefits that Jesse and other councilmen and Plume was, or could chairpersons (the current one is a woman, only the sec- ond) helped establish, just how many of these members distinguish would bother to maintain their enrollment no one knows, although recently it has been more difficult to get a good a Kaw dog dance turnout for the annual meeting. Worse, how many of these no-bloods (as quarter-and-aboves sometimes call from a Cheyenne them) could tell you who White Plume was, or what hap- pened up at Council Grove, or could distinguish a Kaw sun dance? dog dance from a Cheyenne sun dance? How many could give you even so much as a hoo-way? How many could Although a person must still be at least one-quarter Kaw to serve on the council, the time is coming when give you even so much that proscription will have to change. Jesse says, "In fifty years there won't be much Kaw Indian left-there won't as a hoo-way? be much blood at all. The decision's made, and we all helped make it: I married a white woman. My children are half-breeds-but if you don't want to get on the wrong side of them, don't call them white." A man walks into the maintenance shed and listens. Jesse says he is his second cousin, Joe Mehojah. "Joe's a half-breed. He was tribal chairman after me, my right- hand man, but he works in maintenance now. He's my boss." Joe Mehojah is sixty-three, burly, squarely built, his baldness giving him the look of a Kansa warrior or a Ma- rine grunt, both of which he has been: twenty-two years in the corps and, later, several weeks at Wounded Knee when the last federal attack occurred there. Along with Jesse, he also happened to be on Kaw business in the BIA building in Washington when Indians took it over in 1972; both of them stayed for the seven days of the occu- pation, until the bureau agreed to talk with the people whose welfare it supposedly oversees. A graduate of Has- kell Institute, then the Indian high school in Lawrence, Kansas, Joe spent most of his early years with Native Americans of several tribes. "When I was younger, my mother and I would go into a café and people would stare. They were wondering what that Indian was doing with a good-looking white woman. She used to tell me, 'You're half white, but you should take up for the Indian people.' My grandmother used to tell me, 'Marry an In- dian, marry an Indian.' And I did-a full-blood Oneida from Wisconsin. And I told my kids, 'Marry an Indian,' Jesse Mehojah, Jr., and they did. Their children married Indians, so my full-blooded Kaw grandchildren are seven-eighths Native American, but SEPTEMBER 1991 69 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY only an eighth Kaw. In fifty years quarter-blood Kaws will branched out and depleted our numbers-that's the sad be like full-bloods today. It'll be a tribe of no-bloods." part of the whole thing." Joe laughs before he says this: "Me, I know I'm a half- I say the Missouria tribe is down to a pair of full- breed, but for years I blamed my father because a pretty bloods, a brother and sister in their nineties, and then I white woman looked at him and he fell in love and mar- ask, Is it sad watching and waiting for the last Kaw? Jesse ried her, and then I was brought into the world. She's my shakes his head. "What else? What else? We were a mother-whatever else she is, that's what I want her to proud tribe. To be the last—I don't even want to think be-but I'm an Indian and I show it." about it. If I'm the one, I'll be a lonely Indian. When Looking at the first two chairmen of the reorganized your people are gone, what have you got? A void." tribe, men who four hours ago were picking up debris, I Coming Morning turns his thumbs, the sun shaft ask why they are working out of a maintenance shed rath- gone, the air colder, the voice of the wind hung up in the er than in the tribal office: a silence, shuffled sentences, barbed wire. silence, a few words spoken for my ears only, silence. Some topics a stranger doesn't engage in without harming One Last Question others. Jesse says, "If I had one wish granted for my tribe, it would be for unity, harmony, prosperity. In har- HE PINK POLISH ON THE SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD mony you can prosper. Today the almighty dollar gets in the way. For some people, it's a good investment to build T girl's fingernails is chipped, and dried blood is caked around the cuticles: she grasps the scro- a chemical-waste dump on our new land, but people tum gently and pulls it taut and with a scalpel who've lived here and remember this land, the changes cuts off the tufted base and throws it down, and reaches bother them because they see it turning ugly. We get so deep into the sac to find the testicular cords, jerks them far apart, and that hurts me." loose, and drops the testes into the clouded water of a (Later a senior Kaw explains this much: "Tribal poli- gallon jar holding another three dozen. The whole oper- tics can be bad. Too much treachery. It used to be we ation is nearly bloodless. Cheryl will cut calves, but she spoke out directly, but not now. And younger ones don't refuses to brand them-that she leaves to the others. In go to the older members for advice. I even heard one kid my nostrils is the smell of burnt Hereford hair, an odor say, 'I wish you'd tell those elderly people to stay out of that takes getting accustomed to; white smoke from the our Kaw business.' He was talking about the blood Indi- electric branding iron swirls up for a few moments and ans who rebuilt this tribe.") then blows clear; on the little bull's haunch is a flying J, I ask, While we're on politics, why not get into reli- the raw skin shining brown like new harness leather. Lin- gion, too? Both men are Latter-Day Saints. Before he da leans and thrusts an inch-long hypodermic needle into goes back to cleaning, Joe recites the notion about Native the haunch. Through all of this the four-month-old bull Americans descending from the Lamanites, an ancient has lain silent, but when Arlene puts the electric iron to tribe of Israel that (according to the Book of Mormon) mi- its skull to burn off the buttons that would grow into grated to the Western Hemisphere. The widely held idea horns, and smoke swirls again, the animal bawls keenly. that Asian peoples crossed over the Bering land bridge he Then it's all over, and the calf table-a hinged chute that believes to be fiction. Jesse seems less sure, but he says, clamps and lays out the Hereford-swings back upright "About the Lamanites-that all's been brought down to and opens, and the little fellow shoots across the corral me. I've been told that these lost tribes have been re- and looks around in confusion, and somebody calls out in corded. If it's documented, that's the way it is. But, even falsetto, "Welcome to steerdom!" The five women move though we're Lamanites, I still feel we're Native Ameri- the next animal toward the calf table, but this one is re- cans. I believe that every inch of ground you step on is calcitrant, and Jane says, "Come on, sugar," and it takes a Indian country." step or two and then throws its heavy little skull against I ask Jesse whether he would do anything differently if Cheryl's head, and she drops to the dust, and it's a few he could go back to the year he graduated from high minutes before she can continue. When she does, there school, and he says, "Like what?" and I ask whether he is no vengeance in her work; throughout the hot June might marry a Kaw woman. morning none of the all-woman crew has cussed or He doesn't like the question: "You're asking me to for- kicked the animals. If you've ever watched men castrat- sake some fifty years of love." He falls silent. Then, "To ing, branding, dehorning, and inoculating cattle, you be rational, in these times you can see it would have been know it just isn't done this way. better for the tribe for me to have married into my own Jane Beedle Koger owns these calves and the land they people-but who? Where was the woman for me? I was graze on; she is thirty-five, dark blonde, about a thumb's related to them all." length taller than five feet, and she often does things the Silence again, but for the wind. Jesse says, "If I could way they aren't done. Consider her corral attire: a pink go back with the voice of a chieftain, I'd advise my peo- pith helmet, high-top pink sneakers, an emblazoned T- ple to be more clannish rather than intermarrying. We all shirt: WE'RE OUT TO WIN OUR SPURS. Earlier she said 70 SEPTEMBER 1991 © 1990 Delta Dental Plans Association Finding a dental plan is one thing. Finding its participating dentists is something else. 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She can see no reason for rodeos, last little bull has been cut, I'm the only intact male in six which only perpetuate adolescent-male myths about miles, and one of the women has just flashed the knife cowboys and encourage a moronic masculine desire for toward where I sit watching above the calf table and said, dominance over dumb animals: "Some of these guys are "Next?" and another says, "Forget it-he's a canner," so bright they can't even see when they're running a pas- meaning an animal too old to bring a good price, the kind ture calf to death." Koger believes goes into most franchise burgers, and When the cattle are again on the grass, we climb into someone says, "Couldn't even get a Little Mac out of her Jeep, and she hands me the jar of ballocks, which roll him." sluggishly in the thick water as we bounce back to the Jane Koger has awakened her employees to feminism ranch, where she will clean the little creamy ovoids, heavily as Linda Thurston helped awaken hers, and this morning veined with purple and looking like nothing so much as she said, "Agricultural knowledge doesn't pass on a Y nighthawk eggs, and dole them out to her friends like chromosome-it's learned behavior, and if a cowboy can Godiva chocolates. As for herself, she's never eaten one. learn to work cattle, anybody can. I mean, his idea is, 'If it I've known Jane for a year or so, occasionally seeing don't fit, get a goddamn hammer.' When a woman is her along the desolate roads near her pastures in the around animals, her nurturing instinct comes out." Jane southeast part of the county, but it was only a couple of knows that any cowboy who didn't scorn such talk would weeks ago that I went to her house in Bazaar, after I be ridiculed, and she knows that in spite of her early suc- heard her crew was going to cut and brand. That evening cess, men here still say an all-woman operation can't last we stood and talked on her back porch, and she said ab- long; her response is to quote native son William Allen ruptly, "Do you eat red meat?" and I thought she was set- Near Homestead Ranch, southeastern Chase County 72 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY ting me up, as she likes to do, and I said, If it's brown, and I read. Still, people here think I've had it all handed and she said, "I just got some steaks today." We went in- to me. They say Evan Koger was born with a silver spoon side and she began fixing two mail-order strips. Jane in his mouth but his kids have left him with a plastic doesn't eat her own animals; about that she said, "Incon- fork." sistency is just great," and she put the cuts on the grill She set out the steaks and rice and broccoli, and I said and said, "I grew up eating beef twice a day. Now maybe that I'd heard she had one of the biggest ranches in it's once a week." Jane Koger's 6,000-acre Homestead Chase among those who run their own cattle, and she Ranch, a third of which she leases for transient grazing, said, somewhat absently, "I suppose," and then, "People goes mostly to her year-round COW and calf operation, here sit around and compare how poor they are, see who's where she allows eight acres to each animal, twice the the worst off. I mean, being successful in this county is transient ratio. suicide. Nobody wants you to succeed. People get to- She grew up in Cottonwood Falls. Her father, Evan, a gether and tear you down, and that used to bother me un- Yale graduate in English literature, is an heir to one of the til I realized it wasn't just me they tore down-I saw that big ranching operations in the state, a place partly com- if they could chew me up and spit me out as a potential posed of land an ancestor bought from the New York failure or whatever, they wouldn't even pause before go- Rockefellers. On that ranch, in the Gypsum Hills of ing on to the next person. They'll get around to you, too. southwest Kansas, Jane and her sisters used to spend I just don't understand it: they talk about economic de- summers working cattle. Her mother is a native countian velopment here, and at the same time they don't want and a descendant of an old ranching family. When Jane anybody to achieve anything." went off to the first of several colleges, she vowed never I said someone had told me that in spite of all the low- to return to Kansas; she studied some religion but never income families here there were a dozen countians worth graduated, although she did earn her pilot's license. At a more than a million dollars out of a population of only tiny Nazarene college in Idaho she realized that the Flint about 3,000, and she nodded and said, "But this is still a Hills still held her, even after eight years, and a novel great county for not taking risks and not having a good gave her the final urging: "Evan challenged me to read time. Before my parents moved away, they belonged to Atlas Shrugged, so I did, and Dagny Taggart became my the Over Forty Club, and all they did was have good mentor. I thought if she could run a railroad and succeed times. There's nothing like that around now. A lot of peo- while playing by men's rules, I could operate some outfit. ple don't know what they have, because they've always She woke up in me the importance of ethics in business lived here, and it's the only world they know, so it looks and the dangers of compromise. So I came home to run typical and ordinary. That's sad." my railroad, which turned out to be a ranch, and I've (Later she would say, "Last year a colt was born in the been motivated-like Dagny-by anger at people saying early morning, and I was there with it. That afternoon I 'You can't.'' was in New York on Broadway, buying a ticket for The Evan Koger saw several reasons for not buying Chase Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, Lily Tom- pastureland at more than the fifty dollars an acre he had lin's one-woman show. I was standing in line with trash last paid, years earlier, and he refused to help Jane buy blowing around, bag ladies limping by, everything shoul- back land once in her mother's family. She said to me, "I der to shoulder, and I was thinking of that wet colt in figured it was better to buy it and lose it than never to try. Chase County, Kansas, and I felt I knew how different Evan antagonized me to success. He'd say, 'Jane, you this place is and what it's worth. I love New York, and just can't do it-there are things you can't do.' But I one of the reasons I love it is that it shows me what I have knew that because we're not as strong as men, we don't in this county.") have to be as dumb, so instead of muscle we use a come- To the end of helping city people explore the tallgrass along to pull a calf from the uterus, or we get a front-end country and understand where their Whoppers and ten- loader to move a chute. Gears and ratchets and hydrau- derloins come from, for several weeks each year Jane lics are great equalizers. The upshot of all this was that opens the Homestead to a few women; for sixty dollars a with my sister Kay, I committed at twenty-five to a quar- day, a visitor can eat and sleep in the old south ranch ter-of-a-million-dollar debt to the Federal Land Bank. house on Thurman Creek and loaf about the prairie, or Evan gave me some seed stock. Later I bought out Kay's she can join the crew and help work cattle, even down to interest-she and her husband run a ranch up at Hymer. castration. Jane said, "I like people, but I live where After my grandmother died, I bought her home, this there aren't many, and I want to share some of this prai- house, and remodeled it a little, and now I've reassem- rie-a few people at a time. But to get outsiders to see bled a lot of family land. When I'd proved a few things- the beauty, they have to slow down and stay for a while. had succeeded almost in spite of Evan-then he contrib- This place comes to you slowly-or maybe we come uted some more land. I've taken a ranchers' short course slowly to it. I want women to see the reality of my oper- at Kansas State-my family calls it a short rancher's ation, and if they're not afraid, they can watch a pregnan- course-and I've attended a stockmen's school in Texas, cy check or watch the electro-ejaculator go up the bull's SEPTEMBER 1991 73 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY rectum, and they can help measure testicles to determine I'm really interested in is my cows' digestion, and that's a if he's fit to service my cows. People should understand result of microorganisms in soil and water and stomachs. at this basic level what has to happen to put a burger in Basically, this is a bug ranch. Don't thank a rancher for their mouths. The women who come in here are great- your steak-thank bugs." they ask all the questions you hope nobody will ever ask, I leaned toward the floor and said, Thank you one and like 'How do you make silage?' They don't mean how do all, and she groaned and with her pink sneaker kicked you cut and pack it-they want to know how carameliza- my chair. She said, "Look: one day I'm going to write an tion works. They want to know about chemical enhance- essay called 'Maggots and Rattlesnakes,' and the idea ments in my beef, and I tell them I use antibiotics only will be that we're all in this together, even the things we by injection-they're necessary to inoculate against may not like. Maggots are an integral part of my world, blackleg, pinkeye, and influenza, and I put antibiotics where I have dead animals and disease. I need all kinds into feed only during the three weeks' stress of weaning. of decay-my business depends on it. My crop is really Hormones I don't use at all. I tell these women they grass, and cattle are just the means to harvest and pack- should get on the cattle industry, because too much shit age it." goes into beef-not nearly as much, of course, as goes I said that not everyone here saw things that way, and into hogs. If it was feasible now, I'd raise only natural especially the absentee landlords did not seem to act as beef. I'd feel better about organic meat, but ranchers' stewards, and Jane said, "The bad thing about absentee traditions and consumers' unwillingness to pay a few ownership is the system of payments where the manag- cents more makes it difficult. When the Europeans an- ing cowhand receives the check from the cattle owner nounced they wouldn't buy American beef because of and then pays the landlord. We need to reroute it so that possible dangers to humans from animals laced up with the cattle owner pays the landlord, who will inspect the hormones, I cheered. I mean, when will we wake up?" pastures to protect her investment, and then pay the After we finished the meal and pushed our chairs from cowhand. The way it is now, in the short term overgraz- the table, she said, "There's no public access in the Flint ing gives more dollars to managers and cattle owners." Hills worth talking about, so my 'internships'-the real I asked whether absentee owners didn't often treat name is Prairie Women Adventures-help out, and I their land like old-time bonds, where all the investor did have some control over who explores my land. I think a was clip a coupon and send it in, and she said, "It's hard private response like this is better than the prairie park, to care about what you don't see. A couple of years ago I even if I can only take five or six people a week." wanted to double absentee owners' taxes, which would I said, You're an assault-rifle radical until the park have included Evan, and the county treasurer said she'd comes up, and then you turn into a shoot-that-clock reac- go along if I could convince my father. Well, good-bye to tionary, and she said again, "Inconsistency is just great. that idea." Jane sat quietly for a while, and I picked up You know that my grandmother was one of the leading the plates, and she said, "If anyone anywhere should be park opponents, but I've never been opposed to main- environmentalists, all of us here should: if we lose the taining grassland, although I am against overrunning the land's productivity, we've lost our hope of living on place. You've got two million acres in Yellowstone, and here." now they're moving out bears instead of Winnebagos- Out along the near tracks the Santa Fe horned and die- that's mismanagement I don't want to see happen here." seled through Bazaar, its noisy regularity a kind of Big She was warming up, and what she took to be my views Ben to the hamlet. Jane said, "Ask one last question and on issues may have altered her words somewhat. "I like then go home," and I asked what was so special about the Aldo Leopold's idea of stewardship: the recorder of Flint Hills. Picking and handling her words carefully, as deeds saying the land is mine doesn't really make it if they were newborn, and taking her time, she said, mine, but in this county I'd rather say I'm a feminist than "These hills are so everlasting. I get bored with the work an environmentalist. People tolerate me-they even ex- sometimes but never the place. But you need an excuse pect me to be a feminist, but being an environmentalist to stay on, and ranching is one we all understand." And, a is just not an acceptable mode of behavior, although one moment later: "I've come to see that if I can sit still, day ranchers and conservationists are going to be on the things and people will come here. Even canners like same side. Already we both agree that the place can't be you." And she was quiet and then said, "Maybe that's the opened to Winnebagos or tourist strips and then survive." religion I left Kansas to find." There was a silence and For the third time the phone rang, and for the second then, when I thought it safe, I said, And then you clicked time she said, "No, he's here," and when she sat again, the heels of your ruby slippers three times, and she let fly she said, "I've learned that I can't get the land to do what a pink sneaker, and she said quietly, "Nevertheless." I want it to do-mostly I have to follow what it wants to After I was out the door and in the cool and dewed do, so it's my responsibility to learn how the prairie lives. night, a chuck-will's-widow calling from a wooded slope, If the land wants fire, I give it a match. I'm a manager, I noticed for the first time her Jeep license-plate letters: that's all, and basically what I am is a bug manager. What IMNXTC. 74 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY FIRST ENCOUNTERS JOAN CRAWFORD AND BETTE DAVIS A FTER A YEAR IN Hollywood, playing teary-eyed in- more private meetings. Davis is sure she can win genues in dull movies, Bette Davis is ready to the upper-class Phi Beta Kappa from the shallow movie throw in the Kleenex and head back to Broadway. queen. She is wrong. When shooting ends, Crawford Her bags are packed when Warner Brothers surprises and Tone marry. Davis's consolation is her first Oscar. her with a contract and transforms her into a platinum Cut to 1942. The war is on. Crawford will soon dis- blonde. Film exhibitors take note, and in 1932 vote her a band her fan club for the duration. Davis wonders if she "Star of Tomorrow." At the awards banquet the diminu- should continue acting. "But then I felt that's what tive Davis steps up to the radio microphones and is the enemy wanted-to destroy and paralyze America. So I about to gush her thanks over the airwaves when loud decided to keep on working." By 1945 she is the highest- shrieks are heard, followed by the glittering entrance of paid woman in America, but soon thereafter the tide Joan Crawford and her husband, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. turns. Crawford, now at Warner's, wins an Oscar for Mil- The radio crew and photographers zoom to the divine dred Pierce and replaces Davis as the studio's big money- couple, leaving Davis stranded, forgotten-and fuming. maker. Fade to 1935. Davis, too, is now a star. Crawford, The years slip away but the grudges don't. In 1962 her marriage to Fairbanks and her affair with Clark Gable both are fifty-four, washed up in Hollywood, and the sur- both over, eyes her new leading man, Franchot vivors of four marriages apiece when, in desperation, Tone. Just as their romance heats up, Tone is sent over they sign to co-star in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? to Warner's to co-star in Dangerous with Davis. She's Bette plays Joan's sister, who, jealous of her sibling's suc- married, but falls for Tone anyway. She demands cess, schemes to kill her. You could hardly call it a that their scenes together be expanded, which entails stretch. -Edward Sorel SEPTEMBER 1991 75 THE RESERVE CELLARS OF Ernest &Julio Gallo NorthCoast CHARDONNAY OF CALIFORNIA & bottled BY ERNEST & JULIO GALLO, MODESTO, CALIFOR OF on Mont It's time for a change to Gallo. THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY A Short Story Sole Custody by Lynna Williams NNA HAS DECIDED TO FLY TO CHICAGO TO what she is going to do, she decides, and she works her A kidnap her ex-husband's new baby. She head against the headrest, waiting for sleep to overtake hasn't known what to pack for this trip-she her. She has only a second to prepare herself for the im- does not know how long she will be gone or age rising before her. She and Katie are at the kitchen ta- exactly where she will go when she has the ble in the old house on Turtle Creek. It is the summer child-and the garment bag she is dragging past the before Katie got sick, so she was five, and she had come boarding gate to the airplane is swollen with too many home from day camp so excited about her discovery of sweaters and shoes. When she leaves Dallas on business dinosaurs that Anna had to hold her against the overpow- for her law office, she is a no-nonsense "two dresses, one ering joy of it. jacket, two blouses, one skirt" packer who takes pleasure "Slow down, Squeaky, I can't understand what you're in weaving in and out between more heavily burdened saying," Anna said when Katie was gathered in her lap. travelers. On the plane Anna has to ask a young man Katie looked at her, all eyes and mouth and impatience. wearing a baseball jersey to help her lift the bag into the "Mommy, I don't have time," she said, scrambling off overhead compartment. She sits down feeling relieved Anna's lap in a run. She came back into the kitchen that the evidence she is not herself today has been safely with scissors and glue and several colors of construction hidden away. Before she fastens her seat belt, Anna paper, and she and Anna made blue dinosaurs instead of stands to look around the airplane. The flight isn't crowd- dinner. ed for a Friday morning, and she sees only three children, Anna opens her eyes. She is not going to be able to little boys in Sunday suits, the oldest about nine. They sleep, and she uncovers her mouth, where one hand has seem to be traveling alone; as she watches, the oldest gone automatically at the thought of Katie feeding reaches across the middle seat to wipe cracker crumbs cheese to a grinning construction-paper dinosaur. from around the mouth of the smallest boy. The sweet- Two and a half years have passed since Katie's death. ness of it reaches her from a dozen rows back, and she Anna has different ways of measuring the time: two base- looks away. She is glad ball seasons, two birth- she has seen the boys so Since the death of her daughter, Anna days, two rounds of fall early in the trip, though, because she has searches the faces of children in public places, school clothes in Sanger's downtown win- learned that the unex- noting that they are individual dow. At times Anna is pected-what she does and alive, not re-enactments of Katie deliberate in remember- not see coming-can ing her daughter; she pierce her heart. shuts out the world with Since her daughter, Katie, died, Anna has made a rou- no other purpose than to recall whole some piece of her tine of this searching out of the faces of children in public past with Katie. At other times thoughts of her daughter places. She looks directly at them, she registers that they are like Muzak in Anna's mind: low-key and familiar, but are individual and alive, and she feels protected in some still capable of sudden melodic riffs, like the replay of way from the unexpected shocks of recognition that once Katie's voice calling from her bedroom, "Mommy? What made it difficult for her to see any child without crying for can we use for its eyes? I need you, Mommy!" Katie. Anna shakes her head to clear it, because the memo- The plane is in the air now, and Anna settles back in ries are too strong today, and she does not want to think her seat. She has not slept more than a few hours since about Katie here, does not want to be a grieving mother this business with Jay started, four days ago, and she is reliving the past in a jet somewhere over Oklahoma. She tempted to let exhaustion take over for the two-hour has other things to think about, and she sits up straight, flight to O'Hare. She will have time later to think about the way she does in court. 78 ILLUSTRATIONS BY JUDY PEDERSEN SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY IDNAPPING" IS THE WRONG WORD. ANNA "I will tell you honestly that I had not been a man who "K has no plans to take the baby-his name believed in God, and after my little girl died, there was is Eli-across state lines. She wants to nothing I believed in at all," Jay had written. be clear about this: Jay is the one with So I do not pretend to know the answers to this miracle delusions, not she; only because he has that has given me my daughter back again, in a little fixed on Katie as their object is Anna on this plane. boy who looks nothing like her, but bears the unmistak- That she even saw the story Jay wrote for Chicago mag- able imprint of her soul. I do not need those answers, azine was an accident; it had arrived in Monday's office because I have all that matters here with me, in the mail from a lawyer friend in Evanston with a note written child my wife, Ellen, and I have given safe passage across the top: "I know you and Jay aren't in contact any- back into this world. more, but he told you about this, right?" The note said The story wasn't long, only a page, and as Anna read it more, but Anna had stopped reading, smiling at the again, it shrank even more, until it was only that one phrase "in contact." It paragraph. She read the had a raffish air she lines over and over, liked, as though she and looking for any sugges- Jay were two circling tion that this was meta- small planes whose pi- phor, that Jay simply lots had decided, on a meant that Katie lived whim, to switch their on in Eli because any radios off. But when she new life is a rebirth. It thought about it, it wasn't there. He meant seemed as good a way as what he said: Katie had any to describe all the returned to him. Just things that she and Jay him. Then Anna read weren't to each other the words out loud, bear- anymore. She put the ing down harder on the clipping away, but as personal pronouns each she worked her way time. My daughter. My slowly through a stack little girl. Here with me. of depositions, she be- My wife, Ellen, and I. gan to wonder what Jay Then she went back to was supposed to have the beginning and start- told her. Finally she ed over, as though she fished it out of the en- might have overlooked velope and sat back to the mention of Katie's read it. This is a joke, she mother, the acknowledg- thought, and then, just ment that Katie had had as quickly, she knew a mother at all before that it was not. "No," she died. Nothing. she said, SO loudly that When she was done, her secretary, Mary- when she had studied anne, came around the preasen the twelve paragraphs corner to ask what was of text as carefully as wrong. "Nothing. Shut she would analyze a the door," Anna said, and turned her head before she brief, she walked down the hall and filled the bathroom could see the look-"Now what's wrong?"-on Mary- sink with cold water. Then she did what Katie had chris- anne's face. tened "face swimming," holding her hair back with one "I knew a woman once the same thing happened to," hand and submerging her face up to the hairline in the Anna said out loud, the words with which Maryanne basin, feeling the cooling movement of the water all greeted every atrocity that brought people into the of- around her. As she did, she saw Katie standing on the fices of Seddon and Hardwicke. Hearing herself speak beach at Padre Island at high tide, the straps of her pink that comfortable lie allowed her to pick up the story bathing suit falling over her shoulders, clapping her hands again and go on. It was about the birth of Eli, four at the ocean's retreat. Anna let go of her hair and gripped months earlier, and Jay's conviction, growing every day, the basin, so tightly that the color slowly left her hands. that this happy little boy was Katie, astonishingly alive in After a long moment, when most of the wildness was him. gone from her face-when she could say to Maryanne, SEPTEMBER 1991 79 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY "Sorry I yelled. It's just the Sanford plea bargain falling went into the kitchen and made, and threw away, a tuna apart again"-Anna went back into her office, where pic- sandwich. She stood at the sink for a while, looking out tures of Katie were hung low over the couch, and shut the kitchen window the way she looked at juries when the door. She lay down on the couch and for the first time she didn't know what else she could say to them other in years summoned what had once been familiar and than to remind them that she was a nice woman with a dear, not about Katie but about Jay-before Katie got hard job. Usually when she was that low, some other sick, before everything changed. That Jay had had al- idea-something else she could do-came to her fairly most no spite, and even less sense of property: he forgave quickly, and that happened now. She went back into the everyone everything, and he let go of whatever was his living room and called the magazine, saying she was an that might be needed elsewhere, secrets as casually as old friend coming to town soon and that she needed to sweaters or bites of ballpark hot dogs. Anna looked at the reach Jay. The girl on the phone-Anna imagined her as clipping in her hand. Who was Jay now? She had no idea; a recent college graduate who wrote narrative verse and she simply had no reference points that were of any use fantasized about Jay when she was home alone eating to her, nothing in the past that could explain this-that Stouffer's-didn't know where Jay was; he wrote for Jay had become a man capable of claiming custody of them freelance and didn't check in every week. But she their only child, living and dead. did tell Anna that Jay was scheduled to tape the Chicago She sat up and pulled the Rolodex from the sofa table Morning television show that Saturday. He would not be into her lap. Flipping to W, she found the listing for Jay talking about Eli; his topic was something else he had Whitmore and the number he had given her during the written for the magazine, she said-the drug wars on the sale of the house. Punching down hard on each number, South Side, maybe? Anna said that sounded right, Anna felt stronger already, as though she were really do- thanked her, and then, just before she hung up, asked ing something now and would make sense of all this another question. soon. No one answered. Anna let the phone ring until the "Oh," the girl said. "I'm sure you'll get to meet Ellen answering machine picked up, and a woman's voice said, and the baby if you're at the taping. They're always with "Hi. This is 457-9807. Leave your name and number and Jay." we'll call you soon. Hope it's a good day for you." At the When she hung up, Anna sat for a long time telling beep Anna said, "Jay, call me," and, after hesitating a herself all the reasons why she had to stop here, put all moment, added, "It's Anna," and her home and work this behind her, and go on, as difficult as that would be. numbers. Then she made three more phone calls. The first was to Over the next two days Anna dialed the number every Jay, where, again, no one answered; the second was to hour and then, when she felt she might choke with all her office, to arrange for a long weekend; and the third that was going unsaid, every half hour. The only answer was to the airline. she got was the tape wishing her a good day. "Jay. It's Anna. Call," she said every time, wondering if he would be able to hear in her voice what she saw in her mirror: a HE PLANE BEGINS ITS DESCENT INTO O'HARE, woman whose anger made her hands shake, who could and Anna tells herself again that she is doing not sleep or keep food down, a woman whose memories the right thing. She has had no choice but to of her child had been violated by a man she had loved. T make the trip and see the truth for herself. "Grave-robbing," Anna called it on the morning of the She is sure she knows what the truth is: third day, and let the tears come. that the baby might have Jay's eyes, as Katie did, or the When Jay had not called back by Tuesday night, Anna same long fingers, or her delight in anything musical, started calling everyone she knew who might know but he will have nothing more, because nothing more is where he was. The list was not long. Anna had been to possible. Chicago several times on business, but only once with Her plans for tomorrow morning are unclear; she is Jay and Katie; Jay had moved there after the separation sure only that she wants to get close to Eli long enough to and divorce; Anna had never met his new wife and did hold him in her arms. She has no criminal intent, she re- not know who-or what-their friends were. She con- minds herself; she is only going to see and touch Jay's centrated instead on calling the few friends from their son, nothing more. She is certain she will need only that years together with whom Jay might still be in touch. In much to write an end to this appalling postscript to Ka- five hours on the telephone Anna gathered four invita- tie's death and Jay's continuing disintegration; with it tions to dinner, a job offer in Denver, and the offer of a done, she will tell Jay exactly what she thinks of his ap- date to the symphony with Jay's old city editor at The Dal- propriation of Katie for his new life, hand him his son, las Morning News. and go home to Dallas. When she hung up from the last call, not knowing The other possibility-that, holding Eli in her arms, much more than she had when she started, except that she will see what Jay sees, believe what he believes- Ellen was apparently a schoolteacher and a blonde, Anna Anna does not consider at all. 80 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY N THE TERMINAL ANNA WALKS, AS FAST AS HER spise Jay-as many reasons as she once had to love I garment bag will allow, past the people happily him-this return of uncertainty about what is possible reassembling themselves into families. She is a and what is not possible is what Anna is now holding hundred yards down the concourse when, to against him most. prove that she can, she looks back to see the Anna's vision happened the day after Katie's admission three little boys from the plane run into the arms of a to the hospital, before the lymphoma was diagnosed, a woman about her age. Anna hears the woman calling fall afternoon when all the radios in the children's ward their names, "Hal! Ken! Sam!" and she starts walking were turned to game five of the World Series. Anna was again, faster this time, because she has not been pre- coming back from the library with an armful of the "big pared for the sound of a mother's voice after a long sepa- girl" books that Katie took such pleasure in pretending ration. She reaches the terminal doors just in time; when she could read. tears fill her eyes, it could be just the bright sunlight re- The door to the room was half open; when Anna shift- flecting off the long line of Yellow Cabs. "Damn," Anna ed the books in her arms and used her elbows to push says, because the Yellow Cabs are orange. The summer against it, she saw Katie asleep on her back, her right Katie was four, and Jay was writing a series about trans- arm, the one with the IV needle in it, crooked over her portation in the year 2000, the three of them took cabs all heart. Anna started to back away-Katie had never be- over the United States on their way to trains and buses fore been able to sleep on her own, without her mother or and airplanes. Katie loved the fact that all of them sat in father in the room-but as she did, she looked at the bed the back seat together, but she never did get over her dis- again, and this time Katie was dead. She could think of appointment that Yellow Cabs were usually some other no other way to say it: Anna looked at her daughter and color. Anna had forgotten that, and when she is directed knew that the dripping IV was the cruelest kind of lie and to a blue Town Taxi, something in her face makes the that Katie was gone. In that instant-when Anna cabdriver especially respectful of her bag. On the Loop, reached for the wall and understood that no support in headed for The Palmer House, Anna takes out a compact the world was strong enough for the weight she would al- and dabs at her eyes until the cabdriver looks less con- ways carry now-a smiling nurse pushed past to wake cerned. Then she sits back in her seat and shakes her Katie for her medication, and Anna had her daughter head, because she does not believe she has been crying back again. over a fleet of misnamed cabs. All right, she thinks. What if Jay is telling the truth? "Stop it," Anna says then, and the cabdriver looks con- HINKING ABOUT THAT DAY IN THE HOSPITAL, cerned again and asks if she's changed her mind about The Palmer House. "No," Anna says. "No, I haven't." He looks at her and away, as if to say, "Whatever, T Anna walks around her hotel room turning on every light, first the wall switches that con- trol the lighting over the bed and by the win- lady," and she laughs. After a moment they are both dow, then the heat lamp in the bathroom, laughing, and for the rest of the ride she loses herself in a and then the lamps by the bed. She needs this light to conversation about the sixties. see what she is doing. She is deliberately breaking the At The Palmer House, Anna tips the driver five dollars rules she set for herself after Katie died, rules she be- and goes inside feeling better than she has since she lieves have made it possible for her to wake up in the opened her mail on Monday. I'll see the baby and I'll go morning, go downtown to practice law, and come home home, she thinks, and the knowledge that she can do just again at night, all without breaking apart. The rules say that-she can end it there-goes with her upstairs to her she can remember anything about Katie as long as she room. But a few minutes later, unpacking, seeing the in- omits the six months after the first hospital admission, decision she felt in Dallas take shape on the bed in the the six months when Katie was dying. growing pile of clothes, Anna feels her optimism leave But she cannot deal with tomorrow, she cannot make her all at once, and she sits down. What am I doing here? sense of any of this, if she does not think about just that she thinks, and then closes her eyes, the way Katie did time-or, more particularly, Jay and Katie in that time. when she begged for a scary story and then didn't want to So, shaking a little, because she knows that if she starts see what might be waiting for her down the hallway. But this, she will have to finish it somehow, Anna reaches for Anna doesn't have to conjure up some anonymous bogey- the phone and dials Jay's number again. When she hears man. She knows exactly what is scaring her; she has al- only the ringing that makes her think of Katie chasing ready said the words to herself, in the cab. crickets on Turtle Creek, she puts the phone down and The truth is that when Katie was first sick, Anna saw walks out of her hotel room. the future and knew that her daughter was not just ill but On the street Anna waits until another Town Taxi stops dying. That being the case, how can she be sure Jay's de- for her. She gives the driver Jay's address in Oak Park, lusion is only that and nothing more? The answer is that and in twenty minutes the cab is in front of a red-brick she cannot be sure, and of all the reasons she has to de- bungalow. The cabdriver tells Anna where she can catch SEPTEMBER 1991 81 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY a bus back to town when she is through, and drives away, alteration as to bring all natural laws into question. She leaving her alone. looked tired, nothing more than that, and she understood It is early evening by now, time for people to be com- suddenly that she had entered some new land, where ev- ing home from work, but the street is quiet. Anna has a erything looked the same and Katie was dying. The cru- sudden image of herself standing on the sidewalk in front elty of it caught her just below the breastbone, and be- of Jay's house, and she straightens her suit coat and be- fore she could stop it, a sound came out of her that she gins to walk down the driveway to the front porch. The had never heard before. She backed away from the sink, door is painted bright green-the door knocker is a brass from that sound, into a stall, and sat down, taking in frog with its legs dangling free-and Anna feels better mouthfuls of air against the panic rising in her, concen- suddenly, as if this violation of taste were the final proof trating only on letting air out, evenly, slowly, until she that Jay is some other person now. She pounds the frog was sure that she was not going to scream. Then, because on the door, a little harder than necessary; when no one she could do nothing else, she got up and walked out of comes to the door, she walks across the porch to the bay the lounge toward Katie's room. window. The drapes are white gauze-much too thin, She was there in five minutes, sitting by the bed, tell- Anna thinks-and she has no difficulty seeing into the ing Katie about a princess with an irritable dolphin for a living room. She recognizes a few pieces of furniture-a governess. The story was familiar-if she paused too love seat re-covered in rose, an oak refectory table-but long, Katie finished the sentence and went on without the dominant decor is classic "couple with four-month- her-but Anna had become a different woman, with the old baby." Blankets and stuffed animals are strewn every- singleness of purpose she imagined priests had. Katie where; a huge teddy bear is strapped into a windup swing was to be her only focus now, since Katie was the only that Eli is still too young to use. Turning her head, Anna map of any use in both the old world and the new. sees pictures arranged in two rows on the far wall. She Several times that afternoon Anna thought about tell- leans into the window and squints, trying to make the ing Jay what she had seen-what she now believed was shapes and colors come into focus. She is scanning the Katie's future-but when he came into the room carrying top row for the second time, unable to make out either Katie's bears, she looked at him and did not speak. The Jay or a baby, when her eyes shift to the pictures arranged three of them were in this new land together now-the below. In only a second Anna realizes that every picture land made real by her vision, the land where five-year- there is a picture of Katie. olds could die-and Anna could not say what the rules Anna takes a step back from the window and comes were anymore. She could not be sure, but she thought down hard on a squeaky toy shaped like an airplane. She that in this peculiar universe saying out loud the words bends over, takes the toy into her hands, cradling it "Jay, Katie is going to die" might make it happen. So against the cry it makes when touched, and sits down on she kept silent, and in that silence, Anna would come the porch steps. She is still carrying it when she walks to believe later, two things happened: Her marriage to away from the house. Jay ended. And she became a believer in impossible The bus lets her off three blocks from the hotel; back things, because if Katie could die, what of impossibility in her room she lays the airplane toy on the table in front was left? of her. She thinks about Jay building a shrine to Katie, on Two days after Anna's vision the doctors invited her his wall and in his little boy, and she pulls the toy to her. and Jay into a conference room and, using color transpar- Katie, she thinks. Jay. encies for emphasis, told them that while great strides were being made every day, Katie's cancer was incurable. She might live a year, they said, she might not live three FTER ANNA'S VISION, IN THE TIME THE NURSE months; everything would be done for her, but nothing A needed to get to Katie's bed by the window, short of a miracle would save her life. Anna could hear Anna's world shrank to one resolve-"I will the voices-Jay's, rising in disbelief and then rage, the not scream." After a moment she was able to doctors', sympathetic but firm-but she had stopped lis- say, in a voice that sounded only a little out of tening. She already knew that Katie was going to die, and breath, "I'm going to get some coffee while you're with when Jay stopped talking and began to cry, she felt a faint her; I'll be right back." She walked out of the room and impatience. The feeling was replaced by shame as he down the hallway slowly, because she felt as if any sud- reached for her and she accepted his embrace, when all den movement might bring back the vision of Katie mo- she wanted to do was get away from the conference table, tionless in her bed. In the women's bathroom she went where the slides documenting the probable progression into a stall and waited until the two nurses talking at the of Katie's disease were spread out like a poker hand. 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Anna loved him then, but in the next moment they both looked at Katie, impossibly small in the white hospital bed, and they let each other NNA AND JAY BOTH TOOK INDEFINITE LEAVES go. They had other priorities; for the six months Katie A of absence from their jobs, Anna as a public took to die, every act of Anna's was in service to her defender and Jay as a political reporter for The memory. Dallas Morning News, and made a second I will never forget this, Anna thought every time she home in Katie's corner room at Children's. rubbed Katie's back or felt her heart beat when she bent Looking back, Anna to kiss her good-night or marveled at the ease sat up playing Go Fish with which she and Jay with her or held her separated to take up dif- against the pain that ferent orbits around Ka- came with daybreak. tie. When they were not This is what I will have tending to her in some when Katie is gone. way, both did the other A hundred times after things that, incredibly, Katie was gone, Anna still had to be done. thought that the differ- They ate and made ent ways she and Jay telephone calls; they were with each other in talked about anything those last months had to that did not matter; do with Anna's vision in they took turns staying the hospital-with the with Katie while the certain knowledge she other went on short had, and Jay did not, walks around the hospi- that Katie would die. tal; sometimes they Anna shamelessly slept or drove home to hedged her bets: she do laundry at a house bargained endlessly for that now seemed like a Katie's life with a God museum of the life they she had not talked to had had together when since eighth grade, but Katie was well. Anna every time she touched knew that she-the Katie or said her name, Anna she had been out- she was saying good- side Katie's room that bye. Jay continued to day-seemed not to ex- make no bets at all: he ist anymore, and cer- simply never saw Ka- tainly the Jay and Anna tie's death as a possibil- they had been together ity. As Anna watched, were gone, replaced by these people who smiled and he raised denial to greater heights each day, until, at the played and cried with Katie, but were silent and distract- funeral, he looked sick not SO much with grief as with ed with each other. some awful surprise. When Jay held Katie or kissed her, Some part of Anna knew that she and Jay should be he was not saying, as Anna did, "I will not forget this." talking more, knew that there must be some comfort He was saying, "I can throw this moment away. We will they could give each other, but she could think of no have years of other moments." route she could take to Jay that would not bring her When it was much too late, on the day when Katie face to face with his conviction that Katie was going to went into a coma from which she did not wake, Anna live. As much as she wanted to believe that, she did looked up and saw, really saw, Jay. He was leaning over not-and the fact that Jay never wavered, even as Ka- Katie's bed, his left hand stretched out around the tubes tie got sicker every day, created a distance between and oxygen mask to stroke her hair back from her fore- them that grew until it was itself fully formed, a longer head. "Come on, Squeaky," he was saying. "It's a beauti- 84 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY ful day, and Daddy's here. Open your eyes, Squeaker. HE CLOCK BY ANNA'S BED READS FIVE AFTER Let Daddy see you." over and over, but Anna could not listen. She went out T midnight when she has remembered every- Jay never stopped talking as he smoothed Katie's hair thing, and she stands up to turn off the lights. She is still thinking about the day Jay into the hall and leaned against the wall, closing her left the house, about the way Jay blamed her eyes against the image of Jay still alive to hope when no for what he saw as her easier acceptance of Katie's death. hope remained. And for the first time Anna realized what If she sees him tomorrow, she thinks, she will say what it would mean to Jay, after Katie was dead, that he had she never said in the months after Katie's funeral: "Chil- never said good-bye. She felt dazed, as though she had dren aren't like Tinkerbell, Jay; wishing doesn't make come out of the dark into sunlight so bright she could them live." Not if, she thinks, when. She will see Jay to- barely look into it. "Jay," she said, and felt a tug of recog- morrow, Jay and Eli, and she will see for herself what is nition that propelled her back into Katie's room. She true and what is not. She stops by the table and dials Jay's walked toward Jay, still at Katie's bed; she could not save number again; he answers on the third ring. "Hello," he Katie, she knew that, but she could save Jay. She could says. "Hello. Who is this?" Anna has not heard his voice make him save himself. "Jay," she said, but he did not in more than a year, and she stands for a moment listen- turn to look at her, and he shook off the hand she reached ing before she puts the receiver down. She will talk to Jay out to him. "I'm talking to Katie now, Anna," he said. tomorrow. And then, without pausing, "Where were we, baby? Oh, In bed Anna lies with the curtains open wide enough well, when I was little, everybody in Oak Cliff rode to see the lights of the Sears Tower. She has never run a horses on Saturday morning, and my horse was the best. marathon, but she imagines that this is how racers feel You'll have a horse when you're bigger; not next year, coming over the top of a hill toward the finish line. She next year you'll still be too small, but the year after that, wants to get a glass of water, but stays where she is, too for sure." tired to move; she is drained, but she feels good, too. "Jay," Anna said again, and when he did not respond, She has remembered Katie and Jay, and she has not fall- she went back into the hall and wept for them all. She en apart. And she knows what she is going to do next. knew then that she was going to lose them both, but she Waiting for sleep, Anna sees for the first time how zeal- did what she had to do: she sat by Katie's bed, listening ously she has regulated her memories of Katie in the to the eek! eek! the portable life-support system made as it years since her death: shaping their content, guarding took each breath for Katie; she tried again to talk to Jay. against unwanted appearances by other characters like But in the end she stopped trying, because she did not Jay or the doctors with the color slides, even selecting the have any energy to spare for anything but the task of times when it is "appropriate" to remember. How sad, gathering her memories. If that was the only way she Anna thinks, and is surprised at the choice of words, could keep Katie with her, she must have them all. By since she has only been protecting herself against more then Anna knew that memories were the only thing she pain. would be able to salvage. Some choices, though, have not been Anna's to make: She was right about that, too. Four months after Katie's some things she believed she would never forget she has death she and Jay separated, and six months after that forgotten. Katie would be eight this year-she would be the divorce was final. Anna signed the papers dated Sep- wearing her hair in a braid and taking piano-but Anna tember 8, 1986, but she knew that other dates mattered can no longer get an exact picture of Katie's face when more: the day Katie came in from the back yard com- she closes her eyes. She can remember so much-colors, plaining that her stomach hurt; the day Anna decided not physical sensations, smells, sounds: Katie's skin, like a to share her vision with Jay; the day Anna stopped trying baby seal's, wet and taut, when she was laid on Anna's to make Jay face the truth and say good-bye to his child; belly after her birth; her laugh; her hair after a bath; the and, finally, the day Katie died. When his daughter was unholy joy in her eyes the day she discovered the "mu- gone, when Jay was made to see that all his hope and bra- sic" toilets make when flushed; tears standing on her vado had brought him nothing, he blamed Anna. "You eyelashes. But Anna cannot make her child's face come knew she was going to die," he screamed at her before he into focus. The image is unmistakably Katie, but it is in- left, and Anna closed her eyes and saw Katie clearly, distinct, soft, without edges or depth. Anna is almost wearing a red pompon hat and curling her tongue at a asleep now-she can feel herself being pulled down into nurse holding a tray of medicines. Her mind full of Katie, darkness-but she is still thinking about Katie's face and she did not have to hear Jay shouting at her or the front that she must look at pictures now to see it exactly. For an door slam or the car pull out of the driveway. Most of all instant a panicky thought pushes sleep away: Will I know she did not have to hear the indictment behind the when I hold Eh? Will I know if it's Katie? Anna digs her body words: You believed in her death, and Katie died. What farther into the sheets, taking deep breaths to quiet her- would have happened if both of us had believed in her self. I'll know, she thinks, and carries that with her into life? the night. SEPTEMBER 1991 85 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY NNA WAKES TO ANOTHER TRUTH, A TRUTH caught making up stories. What is she going to do here? A that is with her until she fumbles for the light She has put her energy into the revision of her personal and makes it shrink back in the darkness: Anna history; when she has thought of this place at all, she has loved Katie-oh, God, SO much-and Katie imagined Jay and Ellen and Eli in plain sight, waiting for loved her. But Katie was Jay's too. Anna sits up her. Now she's here, and they are nowhere to be seen. in bed and pulls her knees to her chest, wanting to feel "I loved my daughter," Anna says aloud, and feels any kind of human warmth. She takes a deep breath and something give inside her, because this is true. She lets it go, letting the truth escape with it into the hotel knows it is. People are looking at her now, but she does room: Katie loved Jay best. It started when Anna was still what she does in court: she picks one face, a woman pregnant, when Jay decided the baby was a girl and about her own age wearing a TAKE BACK THE NIGHT! named her Katie Patricia, after both of her grandmothers. T-shirt, and she talks directly to her. "She died, and I When Katie was born, Jay behaved as though they had al- tried to keep her with me anyway. I didn't want to share ways known each other, and from the beginning Katie her with anyone. But she's gone. Katie's gone." People seemed to believe it too. Anna tightens her grip on her are moving away from her, wondering in low voices what knees, because none of these memories are safe. to do, but the woman Anna is speaking to does not back Her moments with Katie were different. In her memo- away. She takes Anna's hands and holds them in hers, ries, loving experiments with action and sound and dia- tightly, the way Katie held the "fairies" they captured on logue, she and Katie made the construction-paper dino- summer nights on the front lawn. Anna is crying now, be- saurs. Anna can see it clearly: Katie hunched over the cause she remembers that. On hot nights after dinner, kitchen table with a blue crayon, coloring in the eyes, she and Katie took their iced tea to the front porch and saying, "How do I make eyelashes, Mommy? And can we Anna made up stories about fairies who lived in the trees make them SO they'll fly?" and only came down for the best little girls. "Make one Anna's memories are lies and not lies, and now, sitting come, Mommy," Katie would say, and then Anna would up in the Palmer House double bed, she acknowledges clap her hands and push them gently on top of Katie's that. She has done what she had to do: she has taken Jay's fists. "There's one," Anna said every time, and every memories of Katie as hers. After the funeral, when she time Katie echoed, "There's one." and Jay went back to the house, where there was no Anna is crying harder now, because how could she not air, or no air that Anna could breathe without gasping, have remembered that? The woman holding her hands she realized that in almost every memory of Katie she begins to walk backward, slowly, pulling Anna along to- had stored so carefully, her daughter was dying. She ward a bench beside the elevator. screamed at Jay, "Help me; I can't see Katie's face," and "Do you have a little girl?" Anna says, and the woman he looked at her for a long time before he helped her into nods yes, her eyes filling with tears. "I'm glad," Anna bed. "She loved me," she said into Jay's face when he says. "Thank you for helping me. I'm all right now. I just bent to cover her with a quilt. "Of course she did," was remembered something, is all." all he said. That night he moved into the guest bedroom, She pulls her hands free, and takes the tissues the and Anna could not bring herself to go to him. After a woman is offering. She blows her nose, a horrible wet while she no longer wanted to. She had her memories. sound that makes her laugh, and she thinks about Jay and Ellen and Eli. Behind her, in the studio, the taping has begun, and she can hear Jay's voice laying down the law N THE MORNING ANNA ORDERS ROOM-SERVICE about murder in the streets. She says thank you again to I orange juice and eggs, and sits reading the Chica- the woman who helped her, walks to the studio door, and go Tribune until it's time to leave for the network looks through the square of glass. The stage and the seats affiliate where the show is being taped. She walks are at a right angle from where she is standing; she can out of the hotel onto Michigan Avenue and turns see Jay and, in the front row, the top half of a woman in a left, toward Water Tower Place. She knows where she is jogging suit, holding a baby in her arms. But Anna does going and she walks quickly, shivering a little against the not go into the studio; she turns around and walks to the North Shore wind. At the television station she stands in elevator and then into the street. Somewhere near here is line with other men and women waiting to go upstairs to the park where she taught Katie to play hopscotch, the the taping. Twice she hears Jay's name and turns around, August day the two of them went for a walk together, but it's only a neighborhood activist talking about his in- leaving Jay to ride cabs around the city by himself. At the terview with a fourteen-year-old crack dealer. When the first stoplight on Michigan Avenue, Anna hesitates for a elevator comes, Anna is the first on; on the sixteenth moment, because she is not sure if the park is uptown floor she gets off last and lags behind in the corridor as the from the art museum or downtown. She is not worried, ushers show the audience members to their seats. Sud- though; she crosses with the light and moves quickly denly Anna feels ridiculous, not like a lawyer or even a through the mid-morning crowd on the sidewalk, know- wronged woman but simply like a person who gets ing that with time she will remember everything. 86 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY Hundreds of stone slabs crowded with carved hieroglyphs have much to tell us about one of the ancient world's most accomplished and mysterious civilizations. A group of brilliant young epigraphers, most of them from the United States, are deciphering those hieroglyphs at a pace unimagined only thirty years ago, and important new discoveries seem imminent THE DECIPHERMENT OF ANCIENT MAYA BY DAVID ROBERTS Limestone panel from the eighth century A.D. depicting a ballgame. The ballplayer on the right has been defeated; the fate that awaits him is death. The glyph in the caption above the ball suggests that one of the players has a royal title OR ROUGHLY 650 YEARS, FROM A.D. 250 TO 900, tions, and carved scores of vivid sculptures of gods out of F Maya Indians, living in what is today southern green volcanic tuff. During the 650 years of greatest vital- Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, and western Hon- ity, now called the Classic Period, the Maya built some 200 duras and El Salvador, created the greatest civil- cities. At Palenque they executed a labyrinthine palace ization ever to flourish in the pre-Columbian Western complex festooned with eloquent stuccos; at Bonampak Hemisphere. they created the finest ancient mural paintings in the Out of the tangled jungle, among the ceiba and ma- New World; at Quiriguá they built a stone monument hogany trees, sprang Tikal, with its 3,000 structures, ten thirty-five feet high, covered with bas-relief portraits and reservoirs, and six temple-pyramids, including the tallest intricate hieroglyphs. Their small-scale art was rich and ancient structure (229 feet) ever found in the Americas. various: jade masks, carved wooden lintels, bones en- At Copán-"a valley of romance and wonder," according graved with delicate vignettes, painted chocolate cups, to the explorer who rediscovered it in the nineteenth ceramic figurines, bowls and pots of stunning design. And century-the Maya built an exquisite ball court and a in creating a true writing system, the Maya accomplished staircase of sixty-three broad steps covered with inscrip- something not achieved by either of the other two pre- SEPTEMBER 1991 87 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY eminent New World cultures, the Aztec and the Inca. The Egypt Analogy Abruptly and mysteriously, at the end of the ninth cen- tury the great Mayan civilization collapsed. When the LATE AS 1960 ONLY A FEW MAYAN GLYPHS HAD Spaniards came, 700 years later, the Maya were still linked, intellectually and spiritually, to the Classic Peri- A been deciphered. In the years since then, how- ever, the decoding of Mayan writing has finally od. But the conquistadors were more interested in gold begun in earnest. During the past decade the and conversions to Christianity than in ancient cities. enterprise has gathered momentum, and in the past two The devastations of war, slavery, and disease killed 90 or three years some of the most important decipherment percent of the Maya. In the wake of this genocide most yet accomplished has taken place, thanks to the work of a surviving links to the Classic Period were severed. handful of young epigraphers, most of them from the The rediscovery of this vanished ancient culture dates United States. Their toil is so frenetic that they have al- from the daring explorations of an American lawyer most no time to publish. In a zealously collaborative mis- named John Lloyd Stephens and an sion they trade discoveries by way of English artist named Frederick Cath- A FEW SECRETS OF THE LAN- late-night phone calls, letters dashed erwood, who prowled through Central off on airplanes, hallway bull sessions American jungles from 1839 to 1842. GUAGE WERE SOLVED EARLY, at professional conferences. Catherwood's skillful engravings An obvious analogy is the reapprais- SUCH AS THE MAYAN NUM- showed scores of upright stone slabs, al of ancient Egypt. Napoleon's short- or stelae, whose surfaces were crowd- BER SYSTEM, THE WORKINGS lived conquest of the Nile Delta, in ed with columns of strange but sug- 1798, spawned a popular interest in gestive symbols. Stephens's books OF THE CULTURE'S DAZ- Egyptology. Ignored for centuries, about his explorations with Cather- one of the most magnificent civiliza- wood became best sellers, and curios- ZLINGLY PRECISE CALENDAR, tions of antiquity began to emerge ity about this lost Mayan glory seized AND THE GLYPHS FOR CER- from the shadows. The pyramids and the public imagination. the Sphinx became the universally fa- The survival of the carved hiero- TAIN GODS AND ANIMALS. miliar icons they are today. Among the glyphs, on hundreds of stelae molder- booty hauled away from ancient sites ing in the jungle, promised a rich un- BUT FOR HALF A CENTURY were the twin obelisks called Cleopa- derstanding of the ancient city- AFTER 1900, WORK ON THE tra's Needles (one ended up in Lon- builders. Musing on Copán, Stephens don, the other in New York), a pink wrote, "One thing I believe, that its DECIPHERMENT OF MAYAN obelisk from Thebes that stands today history is graven on its monuments. in Paris's Place de la Concorde, and a Who shall read them?" Scholars GLYPHS REMAINED VIRTU- curious stone of black fine-grained ba- soon struggled to decipher the arcane ALLY STALLED. salt, carved with writing in three lan- writing system, but a century's toil guages, found at Rosetta, east of Alex- produced almost nothing in the way of andria. useful translation. A leading German VAL Since the Renaissance, antiquaries, expert, Paul Schellhas, predicted travelers, and scientists had puzzled gloomily that the Mayan glyphs would over the colossal ruins strewn across never be deciphered. Copán sky his child the sands of the lower Nile. Yet by Meanwhile, the leading archaeolo- 1820 little more was known about the gists wove a supposedly comprehen- Egypt of the pharaohs than what had sive explanation of Classic Mayan civilization. Finding al- come down as hearsay in fragmentary Greek and Roman most no evidence of defensive structures among the ruins sources. The key to the hieroglyphic script of the ancient of the great cities, these scholars concluded that the Maya Egyptians had been lost around A.D. 400. were a peaceful, philosophical culture. Sylvanus Morley, In this scholarly desert farfetched deductions by sa- an American expert who died in 1948, deduced that the vants took root. The pyramids, they concluded, were ei- Old Empire spread outward from such sites as Tikal and ther observatories or a stone allegory wrought by a Chris- Copán during Classic times; after the collapse the Maya tian God. China had once been a colony of Egypt. moved north and established a New Empire in Chichén Nothing of the true history or religion of the ancient Itzá and other sites in the Yucatán. J. Eric Thompson, an Egyptians, none of the names of their kings or details of English archaeologist, doubted that the great ruins were their wars, was known. cities; calling them "ceremonial centers," he postulated Then, in 1822, an out-of-work history teacher named that they had been largely vacant, reserved for priests Jean-François Champollion made one of the great intel- who were devoted to the worship of time. lectual breakthroughs of the century. Ruminating over These theories, we now know, were dead wrong. the Rosetta Stone-which he suspected displayed paral- 88 SEPTEMBER 1991 IF WE ALL AGED HALF AS WELL, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH MORE CIVILIZED PLACE. ome say the secret When the whisky to the popularity of emerges from its long Ballantine's Finest Scotch metamorphosis, it has is its artful blend of 42 mellowed considerably. single malt whiskies. 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"Because it comes right after His crucial insight was that the hieroglyphs were not the date, and right before a name." pure logographs (symbols each of which stands for a dif- The place is called Dos Pilas. Stuart is part of a multi- ferent word) but were in large part phonetic (symbols disciplinary Vanderbilt team headed by Professor Arthur standing for syllables, which could be combined to form Demarest, whose six-year investigation of sites near the many different words). From Champollion's font has Pasión River represents one of the most ambitious Mayan sprung a flood of modern knowledge about the civiliza- field projects under way. The team has made spectacular tion of the Ptolemies, the Ramessides, Tutankhamen, finds, including a previously unknown ruin on a peninsu- and Cleopatra. la jutting into a lake. The ruin is guarded by a moat forty The ancient Maya are in many respects the New World feet deep, whose unusual structure promises to revise equivalent of the Egyptians. And as Linda Schele, a Uni- ideas of Mayan warfare. versity of Texas art historian and one of the best young Dos Pilas is not an easy place to work. To get to it you epigraphers, puts it, "In Mayan studies this is the time of must drive two hours on a bone-jarring rut of a road to Champollion. This will never happen again-never, Sayaxché (a frontier town out of Conrad), ride for ninety ever." minutes in an outboard-powered canoe up a tributary of the Pasión, and then hike for three hours through the The Mayan Experts jungle. In December of 1989 an overeager Dutch tourist died of heat exhaustion in the course of this hike; the lo- MAYAN EPIGRAPHER HAS MADE A GREATER cals who hauled his body out left a cross made of mule N contribution than David Stuart. A shy, slen- bones as a memento mori. The rain forest here is lush and der twenty-six-year-old graduate student at steamy, full of the cries of exotic animals and insects. Vanderbilt, in Nashville, Stuart seems laid Wander a few feet off the trail, and you may easily get back, almost dreamy, compared with his colleagues, who lost. A year ago a scientist and his Guatemalan guide are notorious for their manic intensity. On a withering 95° spent nine hours, without water, lost in this wilderness. day several months ago, Stuart stood in a clearing in the Before they managed to reorient themselves, they stum- virgin rain forest of northern Guatemala and "read" a fall- bled upon a previously unknown Mayan cave, chock-full en stela to me. of sacred ritual pottery. "That's the verb 'to adorn," Stuart said, pointing to a The Vanderbilt base camp is near a stronghold of Gua- glyph that had been carved in soft limestone more than temalan guerrillas, who for the past sixteen years have 1,200 years ago. "The bound captive is Jaguar Claw, who waged a bitter war against one government after another. was the ruler of Seibal." Stuart stepped back to look at a Even as Stuart read the stelae to me, a gun battle that whole sentence. "Six days after the war event with Sei- cost several lives was taking place a few miles away. The bal," he recited, "Jaguar Claw, the holy lord of Seibal, rain forest here abounds with snakes, including the dead- was adorned.' For sacrifice, that is. They dressed him up ly fer-de-lance; for all work off the trail, team members before they put him to death." A defeated Mayan king, must wear fiberglass leggings, which have already saved the epigraphers have shown, was held captive for as long the life of one Dos Pilas laborer. Shortly before my visit a as several years, tortured, costumed and prettified, dig at Río Azul, to the northeast, had to be shut down forced to play a ball game that he was preordained to after a Guatemalan worker was bitten by a fer-de-lance. lose, and then often beheaded. The bizarre sadomaso- Rushed to the hospital, he had had his leg amputated, chistic rituals of warfare between kings, which the an- and barely survived. cient Maya apparently practiced instead of the wholesale But Dos Pilas is an epigrapher's delight. Only a month slaughter of one city by another, is one of the many areas before my visit the Vanderbilt team had unearthed a hi- of Mayan life to which the epigraphers have brought daz- eroglyphic stairway, a series of broad stone steps with zling new insights. pristine glyphs carved on the risers. Remarkably, a wall Stuart walked a few yards to another stela lying in the of prehistoric rubble runs perpendicularly across the in- grass. Like the first slab, this one featured an elaborately scriptions. Nothing like such a juxtaposition has ever be- decorated king standing on the back of a bound captive. fore been found at a Mayan site. Demarest believes that Stuart pointed to a marginal detail. "See the heron with a the hastily built wall, which encircles Dos Pilas, is evi- fish in its mouth? It may be a play on words, because the dence of a desperate late stage of occupancy. For centu- Maya word for 'heron' is the same as the word for 'cap- ries before that stage, a stylized combat fought largely by tive.' It's like a rebus: the Maya are using a picture of one kings and chosen warriors had kept the balance of power thing to represent another." among dozens of rival city-states in a precarious equilibri- Later, Stuart pointed out a single glyph on the round um. Death and destruction were held to a minimum. If surface of an altar. "We can't decipher it, because this is Demarest is right, near the end of the Classic Period the 90 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY rules governing that combat broke down; warfare began a family trip to archaeological sites all over Mexico. Lat- to involve full-scale attacks on cities, devastation of agri- er, at age eight, he sat mesmerized at the Mayan site cultural fields, and far more killing and death. The rub- Cobá, staring at glyphs and at the drawings epigraphers ble wall at Dos Pilas bespeaks the terror of a people in had made of them. fear of annihilation. "I was absorbed even then by the visual complexity of Stuart paused before the staircase, from which, within the glyphs," Stuart says drily. He presented his first pa- a few weeks, the rubble wall would be carefully re- per at age twelve. Its title, "Some Thoughts on Certain moved. Summarizing the visible glyphs, he said, "Ruler Occurrences of the T565 Glyph Element at Palenque," One put this up. It has to do with a war against Tikal. All already bore the stamp of reticence that has come to be the really interesting part-the who, what, and where- his trademark. "Early on," Linda Schele says, "people is under the rubble. All we've got now is the when." wanted to dismiss what David was doing, because he was Among the eight or ten epigraphers who are in the van- so young." A lintel (left), possibly from El Cayo, in Mexico, dating back to the late eighth century A.D.; and a stela from the mid-seventh century A.D. (right) from Dos Pilas, in Guatemala. The figure on the lintel is a woman wearing the long outer garment known as a huipil. In her hand she holds God K, whose presence reveals the woman's high birth guard of Maya decipherment, David Stuart is generally At eighteen Stuart received a five-year MacArthur "ge- conceded to be the most talented. Demarest, his faculty nius" grant; he is the youngest person yet to have been SO adviser at Vanderbilt, says, "All the others have to work honored. The media bombarded him with the kind of at- incredibly hard to make a decipherment. David just tention normally lavished on movie stars and athletes, an seems to do it effortlessly. I've been there when he's read experience that still makes him wince. "I don't like the an inscription just as it's been brushed off for the first term 'whiz kid," he says softly. The wonder is that Stu- time." art did not develop a celebrity's ego. "The MacArthur Indeed, though he would blush at the analogy, Stuart could have been very unhealthy for him," says Stuart's seems to be a kind of Mozart of epigraphy. The son of closest colleague, Stephen Houston, a professor at Van- Mayan archaeologists, he grew up surrounded by glyphs derbilt. "I give a lot of credit to David's parents. They're and potsherds. "The joke," a colleague says, "is that one very down-to-earth people." of David's first words was Dzibilchaltún"-the name of At the time of the Spanish conquest, astonishingly, the the dig in the Yucatán where his father was working Maya were still writing glyphs-not on stone stelae but when David was an infant. Stuart's earliest memory is of in handmade books. A treatise written by Friar Diego de SEPTEMBER 1991 91 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY Landa in the Yucatán in 1566 contains a passage that mained, in the words of one expert, "mute and unread." haunts every Mayanist: Some of the best minds in Mayan studies despaired of further progress; many agreed with Paul Schellhas that These people also used certain characters or letters, the writing would never be deciphered. with which they wrote in their books about the antiqui- ties and their sciences. We found a great number of In general, steady progress on undeciphered scripts is books in these letters, and since they contained nothing by no means inevitable. From the Etruscans, who lived but superstitions and falsehoods of the devil we burned in Tuscany before the Romans, we have some 10,000 in- them all, which they took most grievously, and which scriptions, perhaps twice as many as we have from the gave them great pain. Maya. Yet only a few Etruscan words can be read. In the early 1950s, when an amateur epigrapher named Michael The Mayan books were made of long pieces of fig-bark Ventris deciphered Linear B, the ancient Mycenaean paper, plastered with gesso and folded screen-fashion, language discovered in Crete, his feat made headlines. A like the bellows of an accordion; the parallel script found on neighboring covers were made of jaguar skin. The THE SON OF MAYAN AR- tablets, Linear A, the Minoan lan- "letters" were drawn by master scribes guage of Crete, remains uncompre- in black and red paint, with fine- CHAEOLOGISTS, STUART hended. Iberian, the pre-Roman writ- haired brushes. The manuscripts that ing from Spain; Sinaitic, an apparent Landa and his fellow Franciscans GREW UP SURROUNDED BY precursor of Hebrew; Archaic Sumeri- burned bore the exquisite calligraphy GLYPHS AND POTSHERDS. an, the earliest written language in the of a tradition at least a millennium and world; Mohenjo-Daro, from the Indus a half old. HE PRESENTED HIS FIRST Valley; futhark runes, from Scandina- Not all the Mayan books vanished via; Elamite, from Iran; the very earli- in the fires. Some of them found their PAPER AT AGE TWELVE. ITS est Egyptian hieroglyphics-all these way to Europe as part of the Royal TITLE, "SOME THOUGHTS ON and other major writing systems re- Fifth, the share of booty that Cortés main undeciphered, with no break- sent to Charles V. The fig-paper books CERTAIN OCCURRENCES OF throughs in sight. In the case of Ron- were puzzled over by scholars in Se- gorongo, found on wooden tablets ville and Valladolid, and Albrecht THE T565 GLYPH ELEMENT AT from Easter Island, experts cannot Dürer may have seen them in Brus- PALENQUE, ALREADY BORE even agree on whether the characters sels. But Europeans could make noth- are a true language or simply a set of ing of these strange productions. Over THE STAMP OF RETICENCE mnemonic symbols used to remind the years their fragile paper crumbled singers of ritual chants. into dust, and many were likely THAT HAS COME TO BE HIS With only hints from the hiero- thrown out as trash. By the nineteenth TRADEMARK. glyphs, the archaeologists influenced century, when Mayan writing was re- by Sylvanus Morley and Eric Thomp- discovered, fragments of only three son sketched out their compelling por- books survived in Europe, one each in trait of the peaceful, priest-ruled, Dresden, Paris, and Madrid. time-obsessed Maya. In 1950 Thomp- This trio of texts, along with the son summed up his view of Mayan stelae rediscovered by Stephens and snake fourteen Tikal writing in a famous passage: Catherwood, were all that scholars had I conceive the endless progress of to work with when they began to puz- time as the supreme mystery of zle over Mayan writing, in the 1840s. By then the direct Maya religion, a subject which pervaded Maya thought descendants of the builders of Copán and Chichén Itzá to an extent without parallel in the history of mankind. and Tikal had completely lost the knowledge of how to In such a setting there was no place for personal rec- read the glyphs. The murderous Spanish conquest had ords, for, in relation to the vastness of time, man and his claimed the life of virtually every member of the elite doings shrink to insignificance. To add details of war or class, probably the only Maya who could write. peace, of marriage or giving in marriage, to the solemn A few secrets of the language were solved early, such as roll call of the periods of time is as though a tourist were to carve his initials on Donatello's David. the Mayan number system, the workings of the culture's dazzlingly precise calendar, and the glyphs for certain Younger scholars today tend to snicker at the Morley- gods and animals. But for half a century after 1900, work Thompson notion of the pacific, calendar-happy Maya. on the decipherment of Mayan glyphs remained virtually Linda Schele and her co-author Mary Miller write, "The stalled, despite the concerted efforts of a succession of Maya were considered the Greeks of the New World, and brilliant scholars. The basic structure of the writing the Aztecs were seen as Romans-one pure, original and proved SO intractable that as late as 1960 the script re- beautiful, the other slavish, derivative and cold." But, 92 SEPTEMBER 1991 TWA's AWARD WINNING BUSINESS CLASS. THE ONLY AIRLINE WITH A SEPARATE BUSINESS CLASS CABIN ON EVERY COAST TO COAST FLIGHT. TRANS ............... WORLD TWA Of all the airlines flying coast to coast, only TWA has the service that's beyond comparison. TWA's Ambassador Class® service is not only one of the best. It is the best. 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So next time fly TWA's Ambassador Class and experience the best Business Class in the business. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or TWA at 1-800-221-2000. TWA Business Class We did it first. We do it better. sm THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY like other pioneers later proved wrong, Morley and iconography has the dazzling but unfathomable busyness Thompson made reasonable inferences from limited of, say, the stuccoed walls of the Moorish Alhambra. data. The ancient Maya, we now know, were an exceed- The same crowded richness of detail characterizes Ma- ingly aggressive and warlike people: in Schele's pithy yan writing. Each hieroglyph occupies a pre-allotted cu- phrase, "blood was the mortar" of their society. "Man bicle on the stone's surface; we know from unfinished in- and his doings" were of paramount interest to them-so scriptions that the carver blocked out a grid of squares much so that the stelae boast vaingloriously about the before filling in the words. The glyphs are arranged in great deeds rulers performed. Rather than living in a pairs of vertical columns, which the ancient Maya read huge empire like Rome's, the Maya were spread across a left to right, top to bottom. balkanized land of feuding peoples, like the West of the The only readily accessible feature of Mayan glyphs is Native Americans before the white man came. the number system, which a tourist can master after a week of looking at monuments. The Maya used a system The Fruit of Early Efforts based on the number twenty, with only three symbols: a bar for five, a dot for one, and a stylized shell for zero. HE HALLMARK OF MAYAN ART IS INTRICACY OF Neither the Greeks nor the Romans were able to con- T ornamentation. The designers of the stelae- ceive of zero and use it as the basis of a numerical place and of carved jade plaques and wooden lin- system, an intellectual discovery with profound conse- tels, incised bones and seashells, painted mu- quences for cultures that made it. In the Old World only rals and pots-abhorred blank space. The term "ba- the Hindus or perhaps the Babylonians before them roque" has often been invoked. To the naive eye Mayan made this breakthrough. The Mayan discovery of zero was obviously independent of the Hindu or Babylonian. At the time of the Spanish conquest, the immensely HONEY elaborate Mayan calendar was still being used by astrolo- ger-priests to divine the future and meditate upon the past. Thanks to that fact, Mayan dates can be precisely Only calmness will reassure correlated with the Gregorian calendar. On most stelae the bees to let you rob their hoard. the hieroglyphic inscription begins with the date of the Any sweat of fear provokes them. stone's dedication, recorded in a five-number sequence Approach with confidence, and from called the Long Count. Thus we know, for instance, that the side, not shading their entrance. Stela 11 at Piedras Negras, Guatemala, was dedicated on August 22, A.D. 731. And hush smoke gently from the spout The earliest firmly dated Mayan monument is Stela 29 of the pot of rags, for sparks will at Tikal, with a date of A.D. 292. The most recent monu- anger them. If you go near bees ment date yet found is A.D. 909. This span of 600-plus every day they will know you. years covers the golden age of Mayan culture, when most And never jerk or turn so quick of the great cities were built. Indeed, one definition of you excite them. If weeds are trimmed the Classic Period is the age during which monuments were dated by the Long Count. around the hive they have access By working backward, scholars figured out that the and feel free. When they taste your smoke Mayan calendar numbered from a Day Zero-August 13, they fill themselves with honey and 3114 B.C. This was considered the beginning not of the are laden and lazy as you world, however, but only of the current cycle of a perhaps lift the lid to let in daylight. infinitely ancient universe. Their flexible number sys- No bee full of sweetness wants to tem allowed the Maya to conjure with unimaginably dis- tant dates. A stela at Quiriguá is inscribed with a date 400 sting. Resist greed. With the top off million years in the past. What this means, nobody you touch the fat gold frames, each cell knows. a hex perfect as a snowflake, Around A.D. 900 the most advanced civilization the a sealed relic of sun and time New World had ever seen suddenly collapsed. The and roots of many acres fixed causes of this breakdown constitute the greatest un- solved problem that Mayanists confront. After A.D. 909 in crystal-tight arrays, in rows the Maya erected no more carved stelae that have been and lattices of sweeter latin found and seem to have raised few new temples, let from scattered prose of meadow, woods. alone cities, except in the northern Yucatán, at such sites as Chichén Itzá and Tulum. -Robert Morgan By the 1540s, owing to the ruthlessness of the conquis- 94 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY tadors, the Maya in the Yucatán and the Guatemalan las cosas de Yucatán in 1566. Lost for centuries, the book highlands had submitted to Spanish rule. One group, was rediscovered by a Flemish priest in the 1860s. Ac- however, the proud and canny Itzá, retreated to a fabled cording to its English translator, William Gates, 99 per- lake deep in the Petén, a jungle wilderness in northern cent of what we know about the Maya at the time of the Guatemala, where they built an island capital called conquest derives from Landa. Tayasal. For a century and a half Spanish expeditions One day in Mérida, Landa asked one of the last literate thrust inland toward Tayasal; some explorers met their Maya, a man named Gaspar Antonio Chi, to write down deaths in Itzá ambushes. But finally, in the period 1695- the Mayan "alphabet" in glyphs. With the inevitable na- 1697, the Spaniards reached the lake and conquered iveté of a sixteenth-century European, Landa assumed Tayasal. that the basic building blocks of Maya were alphabetic The pivotal figure in this conquest was Padre Andres letters, as is the case in Spanish and all other European de Avendaño y Loyola, one of the most extraordinary languages. Ancient Maya, however-like Chinese, an- men ever to appear in cient Egyptian, and Spanish America. Aven- delas partes ofro y assi niene a Sazerim infinitum tomo many other languages- daño turned the tide of se podra an is signante exemple. Le, quiere dezire laco has no alphabet: the very Itzá resistance by con- carae con is para escrimic la can sus caraters aviends concept of a letter is for- vincing the defenders of les y mosotion See 5. intender qne son dos letcas to escrimia eign to it. Tayasal, to their aston- cllos contres previends a la aspiracion de la the La vocal,e, Gaspar Antonio may ishment, that their own que antes de si racy en esto no kierran aming osens have tried to explain this calendrical prophecies quisiren ellos de su curiosided. Exemplo. fact to Landa, but the fri- predicted a major up- despres at cabo la pegan parte inita. Ha. que quiere desin ar could not understand: heaval in 1696. He was agna poigla bac be time a. ante de si Co ponen ha elles at principio can'a. cabo desta manera all languages, he as- Tambie able to perform this feat no pussera agmi in tabra dello sino por dar menta Inerayo entera to escrimen a partes,de pers Ca me yoter'ma sumed, had alphabets. because, unique among Grumbling as he per- Europeans, he had de las asas desta gente Mainhah quiere dezre no quiero chios formed the task, the Ma- learned to read Mayan to escrimen a partes desta manera of ma yan gave Landa some- hieroglyphs. Aven- daño's brief account of Signa'se Su asb,c thing similar to an :G alphabet but crucially I the conquest of Tayasal ca 1 L different. Four centuries 11 on alludes to another trea- IIIT would intervene before tise he had written, ex- 8 p scholars could discover m n 0 PP ku Xp x x plaining the decipher- A c exactly what Gaspar An- . ment; this book, alas, is 1 X tonio had delivered to the o lost to history. H 3 demanding Franciscan. As late as the begin- De las letcas que faltan caree ista lengna In the meantime, as ning of the eighteenth cosas 9 has ba menester y ya no stan para nada destros time other attachdas de la mestra para otcas they pored over the intri- century a few Mayan sus carateres esperalmente gente moca 9 an aprendido cate glyphs, students of sages (and one Francis- los was the lost language tacitly can friar) could still read made a pivotal but erro- the glyphs. But the tra- A page from Diego de Landa's Relación de las cosas de Yucatán, neous assumption. The dition of literacy among which helped scholars crack the Mayan code glyphs look like stylized the Maya was utterly pictures: you can see a severed by the annihilation of the elite class, completed jaguar's head here, a bird's foot there, a human profile else- at Tayasal, and today knowledge of the glyphs among the where. More-abstract glyphs, it was assumed, were pic- Maya is extinct. tures that had been simplified and stylized over the centur- ies. The erroneous assumption was that Maya was a purely The Landa Treatise and Further logographic language: that is, each glyph stood for a word. Developments The first real breakthrough came in 1952, in the work of an obscure Soviet linguist named Yuri Knorosov. Pon- ITHOUT THE ROSETTA STONE, CHAMPOL- dering Landa's alphabet, he became convinced that the W lion could not have deciphered Egyptian hi- glyphs Gaspar Antonio had drawn represented neither eroglyphs. The closest thing to a Rosetta letters (as Landa thought) nor words (as all Mayan schol- Stone for Mayan glyphs comes on a single ars assumed) but syllables. Landa had asked his informant page of a treatise written by Diego de Landa, the book- to draw the letter B, but he must have pronounced the burning friar. Called before a Spanish court to defend his letter beh, as the Spanish do. Gaspar Antonio, then, had harsh treatment of the Maya, Landa wrote his Relación de written what Knorosov guessed-correctly-was the SEPTEMBER 1991 95 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY glyph for the Mayan syllable beh. In a tour de force of rea- next day he handed the paper back to her, saying, soning, Knorosov made a number of phonetic decipher- "You're absolutely right." To his credit, Thompson ac- ments. For instance, Knorosov showed that a glyph al- knowledged Proskouriakoff's discovery in print, even ready suspected of meaning "turkey" was a compound of though it contradicted much of his life's work. two syllabic glyphs, ku and tzu. In a dictionary of modern Yucatec Maya, Knorosov found "turkey" glossed as kutz. (Today's Maya speak at least thirty-one different lan- The Dual Role of Glyphs guages, most of them mutually unintelligible. A few, in- ECIPHERMENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT cluding Chol and Yucatec, turn out to resemble closely the written language of the ancient Maya.) D field for amateurs. Champollion was an unem- ployed history teacher, Michael Ventris an archi- Most Western Mayanists refused to accept Knorosov's tect. Proskouriakoff also trained as an architect. radical notion that the glyphs were in part phonetic. The Even today, amid the collaborative ferment of Maya Russian's work, unfortunately, was decipherment, prescribing the ideal riddled with wild errors, as well as in- THE CAUSES OF THE LATE- training for an epigrapher would be sightful discoveries, and filled with difficult. According to one of the best, sneering Marxist-Leninist rhetoric. CLASSIC COLLAPSE REMAIN a twenty-seven-year-old German from Knorosov had never seen a Mayan the University of Bonn named Nikolai site. Instead, he had analyzed facsim- AN ENIGMA. "THEY WERE Grube, "A good epigrapher needs to iles of the three surviving Mayan WORRIED ABOUT WAR AT THE have excellent training in linguistics, books in Europe. Eric Thompson, needs to know both Chol and Yucatec with a sneering rhetoric of his own, END," SCHELE SAYS. "ECO- Maya, and should know Spanish well. ridiculed Knorosov into limbo. During He must also have an excellent visual the 1950s and 1960s only a couple of LOGICAL DISASTERS, TOO. memory." Grube taught himself cune- Mayanists kept the Russian's seminal DEFORESTATION. STARVA- iform writing and David Stuart premise alive. learned Chinese, each to aid his work In 1958 a Mexican scholar, Heinrich TION. I THINK THE POPULA- in Maya. Yet some of today's decipher- Berlin, announced another major dis- ment stars do not fit Grube's formula. covery. By examining similar glyphs in TION ROSE TO THE LIMIT THE Linda Schele, for example, was teach- scores of different contexts, he de- TECHNOLOGY COULD BEAR. ing studio art in Alabama when she duced that a certain kind of glyph went as a tourist to Palenque, where must refer either to a place (a Mayan THEY WERE so CLOSE TO THE the riddle of the Maya caused her to city) or to its ruling dynasty. These plunge passionately into a new career. signposts he called emblem glyphs. EDGE, IF ANYTHING WENT Some uncanny mixture of intuitive They were the first strong hint that, WRONG, IT WAS ALL OVER." insight and logical clarity seems to ani- contra Thompson, the inscriptions mate the best epigraphers. The field were not limited to "the endless prog- has become highly technical, yet com- ress of time." The coup de grace to puters play almost no part in it. By Thompson's theory came at the hands now about 800 different Mayan glyphs of a colleague at the Carnegie Institu- have been identified. A good epigra- tion, in Washington. In 1960 Tatiana turkey lord pher not only knows all 800 by heart Proskouriakoff, after mulling over but knows virtually every context in dates from seven sets of stelae at Pie- which each appears. Several months dras Negras, pointed out that within each set all the dates ago Stuart walked into the museum at Tikal and saw a fit into a human lifespan, and that the span of dates in a photo of a looted artifact recently recovered by Guatema- set often overlapped those in one or two other sets. She lan authorities. He stared, mesmerized, at the photo, and concluded that the inscriptions recorded not astronomi- murmured, "This is too much. See that jaguar in the cen- cal musings but the births, enthronements, and deaths of ter? It's actually a glyph-the name of someone. It occurs kings and their heirs. The evidence Proskouriakoff mar- at Piedras Negras and at Yaxchilán." Stuart carries in his shaled was overwhelming, and proved that Mayan in- head a card catalogue of thousands of different Mayan scriptions were primarily historical. texts, which he flips through effortlessly to find the pre- According to Peter Mathews, of the University of Cal- vious appearances of a single glyph. gary, who had the story from Proskouriakoff herself, she To make a new decipherment, someone like Stuart es- walked down the hall and gave the manuscript of her sentially marshals a series of "if-then" syllogisms, draw- groundbreaking paper to Thompson, then the most re- ing upon the known texts in Mayan books and on stelae, spected Mayanist in the world. He glanced at the argu- pots, and lintels. If this glyph is a verb, then it will appear ment and told her that it couldn't possibly be true. The just before a glyph that is a noun (word order is not the 96 SEPTEMBER 1991 America's Wars As You've Never Heard Them! 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The challenge for epigraphers is refers to the accompanying picture of a king, then what to identify the glyph that stands for each of those ninety- does it tell us that the same glyph is associated with a dif- five syllables. So far, for example, the glyphs for cha, che, ferent picture on another stela? And SO on. Even a simple chi, and chu have been identified, but cho is still out there decipherment is difficult to explain to a lay reader, so on the loose. Every year epigraphers nail down a few thorny and subtle is the chain of reasoning. Nearly all de- more syllable glyphs, and by now the syllabary is more cipherments are at first tentative, and many fail the test than half full. of further verification. Yet when a decipherment clicks, it Mayan glyphs can be either logographic or phonetic- unleashes a tide of corroboration. These are the mo- that is, they can stand either for a word or for a syllable. ments an epigrapher lives for. In Maya you can often write a word in two different ways, No single discovery in the past twenty years has had by giving the unique logograph for the word or by "spell- the impact of Knorosov's, Berlin's, and Proskouriakoff's ing it out" in syllables. The great power of a phonetic de- A piece of the Grolier Codex (left), one of the few Mayan documents that survived the Spanish bonfires. The limestone panel (right) depicts events that, by our calendrical system, began on August 23, A.D. 783-this according to the glyphs beside the seated ruler. The ruler is being presented with captives who have undergone ritual bloodletting and will eventually be killed great intuitive leaps. Progress has come in thousands of cipherment is that it tells us not only what the word tiny increments. The approach that has yielded the most means but also-if the assumption about enduring pro- vivid results is the search for glyphs that represent pho- nunciation is correct-how it sounded in the seventh netic syllables. It is reasonable to assume that ancient century. For some time now epigraphers have recognized Maya was composed of the same nineteen consonant the glyphs that identify most of the rulers of Tikal. To re- sounds and five vowel sounds as the several Mayan fer to these ancient despots, they make up names like languages spoken today that closely resemble it. This Curl Nose and Stormy Sky and Shield Skull. Such nick- hypothesis allows scholars to construct what they call names are playful shorthand descriptions of the glyphs: a syllabary-a chart of all the possible syllables in the the glyph for one of the men who reigned over Tikal in language. the seventh century looks like a design conjoining a The ch sound in Maya, for instance, matched with the shield and a skull. We have no idea, however, how the five vowel sounds (a, e, i, 0, u), produces five syllables, Maya pronounced the glyph we refer to as Shield Skull. sounded as cha, che, chi, cho, and chu. In ancient Maya But when David Kelley, of the University of Calgary, dis- there should be a total of ninety-five (five times nine- covered that a ruler of Palenque whom epigraphers had 98 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY dubbed Hand Shield was also named in phonetic glyphs, answer with a caveat. In burning the invaluable fig-paper Kelley learned that the ruler's people had called him Pa- books the Franciscans committed an unforgivable crime. cal. For the first time the true name of a Mayan king was As Kathryn Josserand, a Florida State University Mayan- revealed to us. ist, says, "Imagine what future archaeologists would Though late in life Eric Thompson reluctantly granted know of American life if they had only the inscriptions on the historicity of Mayan inscriptions, he never accepted monuments in Washington, D.C." The texts on the best phoneticism; he refused to believe that glyphs could rep- Mayan stelae, to be sure, are rich and eloquent. The resent syllables as well as whole words. Surprisingly, both three Mayan books in European libraries are all con- Berlin and Proskouriakoff balked on the same question. cerned with ritual astronomical matters. We know, how- Shortly before he died, Berlin told Linda Schele, "I must ever, from Spanish accounts, that Mayan books also dealt admit that it works. But I'm too old to learn all this new with history, genealogy, songs, prophecies, and what the stuff." friars called science. The Quiché Maya epic the Popol The quest for decipherments is made infinitely more Vuh, which was written in highland Guatemala in the difficult by the huge variability of the Mayan scripts. One 1550s by bards whom the friars had taught to write in problem is to recognize stylistic differences between Maya transliterated into roman letters, is a mythic narra- carvers or scribes-in the way that a reader of English tive SO powerful and poetic that it magnifies the tragedy can recognize the same word in two quite different speci- of the lost literature. mens of handwriting. But the ancient Maya loved to play In 1971 a fig-paper book appeared out of nowhere at an with language for its own sake. Any given glyph may ap- exhibit at the Grolier Club in New York. How it got there pear, as Schele points out, "in either abstract or personi- remains a murky business, but most students believe fied form, which in turn can be either anthropomorphic that the book was retrieved from a dry cave in Chiapas by or zoomorphic and in head or full figure form." On top of a looter and sold to a Mexican collector. Several authori- this, each glyph-square may contain as many as nine ties, including Thompson and the Mexican government, signs, and the curlicues and squiggles that hang like bar- thought the Grolier Codex a fake, but it has since been nacles on the most prominent sign may be affixes that carbon-dated to A.D. 1230 and proved genuine. Unfortu- modify its meaning or they may be independent signs, nately, this fourth known Mayan book is in bad shape, made to appear subordinate just because the Mayan and what can be read of it concerns only calculations of carver liked the looks of it that way. the cycle of Venus. Written Maya has been revealed to be grammatically Limited though the carved inscriptions may be, epig- and syntactically rich and strange. The normal word or- raphers have wrung from them knowledge that immea- der is verb-object-subject, as if we said, "Wrote the book surably deepens, even revolutionizes, our grasp of the he." The language boasts such nuances as tense and as- Classic Maya. Perhaps most important, the glyphs appear pect, multiple affixes, and a pattern called the ergative, to lay to rest for good the Morley-Thompson notion of a in which the choice of pronoun depends on the transitiv- peaceful, contemplative civilization. On the evidence, ity of the verb. To make matters even knottier, the Maya the Maya were every bit as bloody and warlike as the Az- were demon punsters. tecs. Their rulers validated their reigns and celebrated the completion of time cycles through ritual bloodletting: What We Now Know About the Maya kings pierced their penises with stingray spines, queens ran barbed ropes through holes in their tongues. Graphic PIGRAPHERS ARE FREQUENTLY ASKED WHAT PER- depictions of these gruesome rites appear on monuments E centage of the Mayan glyphs have been deci- that were known by the nineteenth century, but Mayan- phered. The question itself is ill defined. Often ists, influenced by conventional wisdom, resisted their epigraphers have a good idea of a glyph's mean- implications. What we now believe to be dripping blood, ing; they can say something like "This glyph means they saw as water. In 1899 the pioneering investigator Al- birth." But the ultimate goal of decipherment is to be fred Maudslay published a drawing of a Yaxchilán lintel able to understand the glyphs as the Maya did. To use which deliberately omitted the tongue-rasping rope with ancient Greek as an analogy, we want not only to know which a queen mutilated herself. the story of Odysseus's return to Ithaca but also to be able Gone, too, with the new decipherment, is any vestige to read every line of the Odyssey out loud. "For about sev- of Morley's Old and New empires. The Maya apparently enty-five percent of the glyphs we have an idea what the never confederated; they always lived in feuding city- Maya were talking about," Nikolai Grube says. "But so states, and their stelae repeatedly celebrate the victories far we can read and pronounce only about forty percent of one over another. At least until the last century and a as the Maya did." David Stuart makes an even lower esti- half before the collapse, warfare was a highly stylized mate: around 25 or 30 percent. business. How has the partial decipherment transformed our un- One of the great mysteries of the Classic Period was a derstanding of the Classic Maya? One must preface any span of roughly 160 years that has come to be called the SEPTEMBER 1991 99 THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY Tikal Hiatus. Archaeologists had observed that at Tikal, onym of a site on a lake in the Petén but also discovered a the greatest of all Mayan cities, no monuments were phonetic rendering of the toponym which he could read raised from A.D. 534 to 690. The cause of that gap re- as Yax-há, which means "Green Water." Strikingly, to- mained a matter for conjecture until 1986. Working in a day's Maya still call the site Yaxhá. Never before had an ball court at Caracol, a site in Belize some forty miles epigrapher showed that a Mayan place-name had re- southeast of Tikal, Diane and Arlen Chase, of the Uni- mained stable for nearly 2,000 years. versity of Central Florida, unearthed a pristine glyph- For the foreseeable future epigraphers are unlikely to covered altar. Diane ran back to camp to get Stephen run out of mysteries to ponder. The causes of the late- Houston, the project epigrapher. Reading the altar, Classic collapse-a calamity as sudden and as far-reach- Houston found that it documented Caracol's victory over ing as the fall of Rome-remain an enigma. Because Tikal in 562, and its subsequent 140 years of domination monument-carving ceased—as far as we know-after over its grander neighbor. A.D. 909, we may never have a revealing record of that As Nikolai Grube puts it, "Nobody had ever believed Mesoamerican apocalypse. "I'll tell you what they were that Tikal, this great city, could have been defeated by worried about," Schele says. "They were worried about anyone else." The Chases and Houston's discovery is war at the end. Ecological disasters, too. Deforestation. one of the triumphs of Mayan epigraphy. A major war Starvation. I think the population rose to the limit the and conquest, otherwise lost to archaeology, became technology could bear. They were so close to the edge, if known through one reading of glyphs, and with that read- anything went wrong, it was all over." Yet Schele's theory ing one of the chief puzzles about the Classic Period was remains only an educated guess. solved. Other essential mysteries make epigraphers salivate: At the best-documented sites epigraphers have been How and why did Mayan writing develop? Why was the able to put together dynastic sequences of kings. From system successful for SO long? How did the Mayan econo- A.D. 292 to 869 at Tikal, we have a well-dated roster of my work? How did Mayan civilization differ from one site twenty-seven rulers, twenty-three of whose name-glyphs to another? Were the gods of Bonampak, for instance, we can recognize. More and more, the personalities of worshiped also at Copán? How much did the Maya know some of these jungle despots emerge. As Linda Schele about the rest of the world? has written, One of the burning questions at the moment is the ex- The ancient Maya have become a historical people. tent to which writing systems other than the Mayan de- Perhaps one day the names of Pacal of Palen- veloped in the New World. In 1986 a barefoot fisherman que, Yax-Pac of Copán and Ah Cacaw of Tikal will take waded into a swampy river in Veracruz, far to the north- their place next to the names of Ramses of Egypt, Dari- west of the Mayan domain. Stepping on a flat stone slab, us of Persia and Perikles of Athens, as we teach our chil- he was surprised to feel complicated patterns under his dren the history of the world. toes. When the slab was hauled out of the river, experts On a number of important matters the inscriptions were astonished to find a finely carved stela, with twen- shed no light. They tell us nothing whatsoever about the ty-one columns of hieroglyphs. More astonishing was the Mayan economy and trade, subjects that linger in a lacu- fact that the glyphs were not Mayan. The carvers, how- na of ignorance. On the other hand, decipherment has ever, had recorded a pair of Long Count dates that could begun to penetrate some of the more sophisticated cor- be read as A.D. 143 and 156-earlier than any known Ma- ners of ancient Mayan thought. In a landmark 1989 paper yan monument. Stuart and Houston demonstrated that an oft-occurring The finding of the La Mojarra stela, as it is called, is "a glyph, catalogued as T539, was pronounced way and al- fabulous thing," David Stuart says. "I think it will prove luded to the Mesoamerican notion of a "co-essence," "an to be one of the milestone discoveries of the last fifty animal or celestial phenomenon that is believed to years." Maya was long considered the only true writing share in the consciousness of the person who 'owns' it." system to have developed in the New World. Now we This powerful decipherment implies that many of the su- know that another written language, perhaps belonging pernatural figures that used to be called "gods" or "un- to the Olmec people, developed more or less indepen- derworld denizens" by iconographers are rather to be dently. Some 400 glyphs are discernible on the stela. thought of as mystic doppelgängers to Mayan heroes. Simply on the basis of their variety Grube speculates that Stuart and Houston were also the first to find Mayan the La Mojarra language may have fewer signs than toponyms, glyphs that unequivocally name geographic Maya, and may thus represent an even more phonetic, places. Stuart showed that the toponym for Aguateca was less logographic system. But unless many more carved a pictographic rendering of "sun-faced split mountain"- stones are found in Veracruz, the glyphs will probably a perfect description of the eastward-looking site, which never be read. is cleft by a deep crevice in the rock. Stuart made this CREDITS: All but one of the photographs in this article are the work of reading without ever having visited Aguateca. In a com- Justin Kerr. The picture on the right on page 91 is by Matthew Hale. parable flash of insight, he not only identified the top- The glyph drawings are by S. D. 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In 1950 Eldridge was all of thirty- nine, with at least twenty-five more years of crackling solos ahead of him. What has aged badly is Hodeir's argu- ment, although in fairness it should be acknowledged that he was one of the first to write about jazz with such can- dor, and that his essay dates from a pe- riod when bebop-then considered the ultimate in modernity-must have made the mature accomplishments of swing-era veterans like Eldridge seem a little passé. Reading "Why Do They Age So Badly?" in 1991, I find myself wondering what Hodeir would make of the alto saxophonist Benny Carter, who turned eighty-four last month, and whose powers as an improviser re- main miraculously unimpaired. The perseverance of elderly musi- cians is an open invitation to sentimen- Better With Age tality, and Carter long ago reached the age at which an instrumentalist elicits At eighty-four, Benny Carter is at the height of his musical powers admiration merely for playing, no mat- ter how shakily. But I really do believe that Carter, who aside from Lionel Hampton is the last surviving major by Francis Davis figure of the 1930s, is still making vi- brant contributions to jazz six decades later. In so doing, he offers present-day AZZ IS ENDURING what appears to be jazz performers now receiving any no- audiences a singular thrill-the chance J a mid-life crisis. As in people, the tice. They are being treated as such a to look back on history as it continues telltale symptom is a drooling in- novelty that it's becoming difficult to to unfold. fatuation with youth. It all began with remember that jazz was once assumed the success of Wynton Marsalis, who to require the vigor of youth. C ARTER HAS been around practi- was just twenty when he released his For a reminder of the way things cally forever. Although the stan- first album, in 1982. Overlooking the used to be, I recently reread an essay dard discographies show him to fact that musicians as talented as Mar- called "Why Do They Age So Badly?," have made his recording debut with salis are rare at any age, the major rec- by the late French critic and composer Charlie Johnson's Paradise Orchestra, ord labels have been signing untested André Hodeir. (Written sometime in in 1928, Carter himself remembers young instrumentalists in the hope that the 1950s, it was included in Hodeir's participating in a session with the lightning will strike twice. Not surpris- 1962 collection Toward Jazz, translated blues singer Clara Smith four years ear- ingly, given the promotional effort of by Noel Burch.) Lamenting that what lier. His first recorded arrangement (of which these labels are capable, these lay ahead for any jazz musician who "P.D.Q. Blues," for Fletcher Hender- young musicians are virtually the only reached middle age having achieved son) was written in 1927, the same year 106 ILLUSTRATIONS BY ANDERS WENNGREN SEPTEMBER 1991 A world class he published his first composition bandleaders who played his arrange- adventure ("Nobody Knows," co-written with ments in the thirties and forties), Fats Waller). After working as a side- Carter never succeeded in keeping an man with Henderson and Chick Webb, orchestra together for very long, and fi- and serving as music director of nally disbanded for good in 1946. What McKinney's Cotton Pickers and leader makes this SO surprising is that Carter's of the Wilburforce Collegians, Carter first band enjoyed the services of Sid formed the first of his own big bands in Catlett, perhaps the greatest of big- 1932. band drummers, and that Gillespie, These are dates that I have selected Teddy Wilson, Chu Berry, Ben Web- almost at random from the detailed ster, and Miles Davis were Carter band chronology included in Morroe Berger, members at one time or another. It Edward Berger, and James Patrick's ex- probably also hindered Carter that he Without ever haustive two-volume Benny Carter: A was in Europe from 1935 to 1938, Life in American Music (1982). Another when America was catching swing fe- leaving piece of information might give a bet- ver, and in Hollywood, writing music ter sense of just how long Carter has for movies and TV, for much of three the Americas. been active in music. The album usu- decades, after playing on the sound- ally cited as his best is Further Defini- track of and helping to orchestrate the tions (MCA Impulse MCA-5651), from music for Stormy Weather in 1943. 1961. It reunited him with his fellow Carter was underutilized and per- saxophonist Coleman Hawkins, whose haps racially typecast by the studios: path had regularly crossed his over the although he worked on more than two decades, most notably with Henderson dozen theatrical films, including An in the twenties and on the four titles American in Paris, The Sun Also Rises, they recorded together with the guitar- The Guns of Navarone, and Red Sky at ist Django Reinhardt, in Paris in 1937. Morning, his only complete scores were Two numbers were reprised from that those for A Man Called Adam, a 1966 1937 session, with Phil Woods and jazz movie starring Sammy Davis, Jr., Charlie Rouse taking the places of the and Buck and the Preacher, a 1972 west- French saxophonists André Ekyan and ern with Sidney Poitier and Harry Bel- If you're thinking about a travel afonte. Carter's best work for TV was vacation but don't want to leave the Alix Combelle. For the album Carter, Americas, here's good news. The whose trademark as an arranger is his his music for some thirty-five episodes M/V Americana gives you deluxe, rich saxophone voicings, also orches- of the crime series M Squad in the late spacious cabins, world class dining trated Hawkins's emblematic 1939 solo 1950s. The four selections from M and continental service as you on "Body and Soul" for four horns, and Squad included on All of Me (Bluebird cruise to some of the most exotic, paid homage to Duke Ellington and 3000-2-RB), a recent reissue, demon- seldom-seen ports in South America. Ben Webster by including the famous strate Carter's ability to produce idio- If you're looking for excitement and adventure on the world's most sax-section chorus from their 1940 re- matically convincing jazz within the luxurious freighter, send for details, cording of "Cotton Tail." Further Defi- framework of TV-genre conventions. or call your travel agent today. nitions was hailed as a latter-day tri- Carter again became a full-time jazz 46 Day Cruises from $6,900 to umph for Carter upon its release, musician around 1976. His stepped-up $13,800 per person. Shorter cruise almost thirty years ago. pace since then, in both playing and segments available. Carter has long inspired something composing, has created the happy illu- approaching awe in his fellow musi- sion that he is playing better than ever, Please send a free copy cians. He surpassed even Johnny and we have had more opportunities to of the M/V Americana Hodges as the primary influence on hear him. Everyone I know who writes brochure to: the alto saxophone before the arrival of about jazz seems to have his own favor- Charlie Parker, in the 1940s. But he ite Carter solo recorded since that Name also plays credible trumpet (Dizzy Gil- time. Mine is his virtuoso turn on the Address lespie, who was in his brass section as a standard "Lover Man," from his other- City young musician, once said of him that wise uneventful 1985 album A Gentle- State Zip Phone "he was always the best trumpet player man and His Music (Concord Jazz CCD- My Travel Agent in his band"), and he might have be- 4285). In addition to being the recent come one of the greatest of jazz clari- solo that best demonstrates Carter's netists had he not abandoned the clari- undiminished instrumental command, IVABAD net in 1946. it is also the one that best illustrates his Lines Although he is one of only a handful confident embrace of contemporary Newport Financial Center, 111 Pavonia Avenue of musicians to have left a mark on jazz rhythmic values. Hearing "Lover Jersey City, NJ 07310-1755 as both an improviser and an orchestra- DEPT. A0991 Man," you know at once you're listen- tor (Cab Calloway, Benny Goodman, ing to Benny Carter, thanks to that en- 201-798-5656 and Artie Shaw were among the rival viably urbane intonation of his (which 1-800-451-1639 (Outside NJ) SEPTEMBER 1991 107 To get a good (c) Image Watches," idea of what Inc. all rights a great idea reserved Hodeir, ever the nay-sayer, once char- we have in don't play many of my own tunes be- Image acterized as "effeminate") and to that cause the audience wouldn't know Watches rococo approach to harmony he once them. He pointed out that they never paste shared with Coleman Hawkins. Still, your color will get to know them if I don't play logo here. this isn't a solo you could imagine them. But I have started traveling with OR EVEN Carter playing fifty or even twenty lead sheets of my tunes for the musi- BETTER years ago, because his asymmetrical cians I might play with who don't know NEW! double-time phrasing is so modern in them." Send us Thin Water- conception-it's just short of abstract, The proof of Carter's genius as a your color logo Resistant despite his fealty to the melody. (Any size letterhead, photo, brochure, artwork Case composer can be found on Central City which need not be returned) Sketches (Musicmasters CIJD 60126X), along with U.S. $14.50 each ATE LAST summer Carter shared L featuring Carter with the American (Tax. shipping included.) a bill with the vibraphonists Milt (special below-cost introductory offer) Jazz Orchestra, a New York repertory Limit: 2 samples per company @ $14.50 each Jackson and Bobby Hutcherson ensemble directed by the pianist John Please send this ad with your logo & $14.50 ea. to take advantage of this offer at Lincoln Center, just up the block Lewis. This includes flawless perfor- and we'll rush you a personalized from where the apartment house he mances of Carter compositions ranging working quartz watch sample lived in as a child once stood; the area in vintage from "Blues in My Heart" as our convincer! was called San Juan Hill in those days, (1931), which would have been a per- Your company logo in full color on the dial of a deluxe, water-resistant wristwatch. 18K Goldplated case, water- and it was known as a tough neighbor- fect vehicle for Jackson at Lincoln resistant leather strap, battery powered quartz movement hood. Jackson and Hutcherson each Center, to the title suite, which Carter with a 1-year no-service-charge warranty (battery included). Men's and women's styles. Remarkably played a set accompanied by just a completed just in time for a concert he inexpensive even in small quantities. rhythm section; then they joined played with the AJO at Cooper Union a IMAGE WATCHES,™ INC. Carter and a big band for the premiere week or so before the recording ses- 400 S. Atlantic Blvd., Suite 302 of a suite called "Good Vibes," which sion, in 1987. In addition to reviving Monterey Park, CA 91754 (213) 726-8050 Attn: Mr. Shala Lincoln Center had commissioned interest in Carter, the Cooper Union 9am pm Mon. Fri., Pacific Coast Time from Carter for this occasion. Although concert, which was talked about for Logo Watch Leader for over 10 Years both the featured soloists interpreted months afterward, supplied a rationale Unconditional Money Back Guarantee Carter's new music with relish, neither for the emerging jazz-repertory move- paid him the courtesy of performing ment: it called attention to still timely even one of his tunes during the first masterpieces that weren't likely to be Use your PC to Master half. heard in concert unless someone made Japanese and Chinese In a way, the evening was typical. a special effort to perform them. The only Carter tune you're ever like- Marian McPartland Plays the Benny E njoy learning Asian languages with ly to hear during a jam session is Carter Songbook (Concord Jazz CCD- Smart Characters for Students™ word "When Lights Are Low," which musi- processor and vocabulary 4412), with Carter augmenting the tutor for PCs. Handy on- cians usually know not from Carter's pianist McPartland's trio on six of elev- line references, diction- recordings of it (the first was with the en tracks, nicely complements Central aries, vocabulary drills, and furigana speed reading singer Elisabeth Welch, in 1936, and City Sketches, featuring as it does infor- and writing. Learn and use kanji the most famous was with Lionel mal interpretations of such outstanding and hanzi rapidly and effectively Hampton on vibraphone, three years Carter tunes as "When Lights Are while creating your own composi- tions and vocabulary lessons. Just later) but from the version Low" (as on the disc with $79.95. Call or write for a free brochure. Miles Davis recorded in the AJO, the bridge is re- Apropos Customer Service, 8 Belknap Street, 1953, without Carter's ele- stored); "Lonely Woman," Arlington, Massachusetts 02174. 800 676-4021 gant bridge. For that matter, sung by Peggy Lee in 1947 Carter himself is frequently and not to be confused with guilty of not featuring pieces of the same name by OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY enough of his own tunes Ornette Coleman and Hor- when he plays nightclubs ace Silver; "Only Trust Your We deal in original letters and documents written by and festivals. Heart," a bossa nova intro- famous people. Americans, I asked about this when I duced by Stan Getz and As- World Leaders, Scientists, spoke with him by tele- trud Gilberto in the 1964 Authors, Artists, Com- posers and many more. phone in his home in south- TV film The Hanged Man; Call toll-free or send $2 ern California late last year. "That's and "Doozy," a sinuous blues that lives for our catalogue today. been because I've always felt that up to its name, first recorded on Fur- Please include phone when people come to hear me, they ther Definitions and performed twice on number and individuals A.Lincola want to hear me play songs with which Central City Sketches. of interest they're already familiar," he told me in American Historical Guild a tone intended to communicate that ARTER NOW records so regularly 130 Circle Drive, Suite 200 this policy was the result of practicality, C that it has become possible to Roslyn Heights, N.Y. 11577 not undue modesty. "But you know, pick and choose among his al- (516) 621-3051 800-544-1947 somebody else once asked me the bums. All That Jazz Live at Princeton same question, and I told him that I (Musicmasters 5059-2C), his latest, re- 108 SEPTEMBER 1991 corded in concert last year at Princeton ries-no comprehensive survey of his University, where he frequently con- early recordings has ever been issued ducts master classes, suffers from a by an American company. Before be- humdrum selection of tunes-nothing rating American companies for not giv- new by Carter, who seems unfamiliar ing us seminal Benny Carter in chrono- with the chord changes to Thelonious logical order, it's good to remember Monk's "Hackensack" and Clifford that these performances are still pro- Brown's "Blues Walk"-and unre- tected by copyright in the United warding vocals by Carter, the trumpet- States, though they no longer are in XANDRIA er Clark Terry, and a glib singer named Europe. Classics-a French label that COLLECTION Billy Hill. (Hill was once a member of is distributed here by Qualiton Imports the pop group the Es- (24-02 40th Avenue, sex, whose delightful Long Island City, NY If you've been reluctant to purchase "Easier Said Than come to sensual products through the mail, we Done" reached No. 1 in the rescue with five vol- would like to offer you three things that 1963.) Carter is the only umes (so far) of Benny might change your mind. reason for hearing The Carter and His Orchestra 1. We guarantee your privacy. Return of Mel Powell (Classics 522, 530, 541, Everything we ship is plainly and se- (Chiaroscuro CR[D] 552, and 579). curely wrapped, with no clue to its con- 301), which was record- In addition to all of tents from the outside. All transactions ed aboard the S.S. Norway in 1987. Carter's big-band sides through 1940, are strictly confidential, and we never Powell, who once played piano in these splendidly remastered compact sell, rent or trade any names. Benny Goodman's big band and who discs include his work with the Choco- 2. We guarantee your satisfaction. last year won a Pulitzer for "serious" late Dandies, a small, studio-only If a product is unsatisfactory simply re- composition, sounds as though he's group drawn from the ranks of the turn it for replacement or refund. slumming here, or as though he thinks Fletcher Henderson Orchestra and 3. We guarantee that the product it's still 1938. His choppy, foursquare other big bands, and the twelve ahead- you choose will keep giving you rhythm inhibits Carter, who seems of-their-time-and-then-some perfor- pleasure Should it malfunction, sim- more in his element when surrounded mances recorded in 1933 by the Elling- ply return it to us for a replacement. by relative modernists than he does in ton-smitten Irish composer Spike What is the Xandria Collection? the company of musicians from his Hughes and "His Negro Orchestra," It is a very special collection of sen- own era. which was actually Carter's big band sual products, including the finest and Along with Central City Sketches, the augmented by such star soloists as most effective products from around the plums in Carter's recent discography Coleman Hawkins and Red Allen. world. It is designed for both the timid are My Man Benny-My Man Phil (Mu- Carter isn't extensively featured on the and the bold. For anyone whose ever sicmasters 5036-2C), from 1989, on material by Hughes, but his band dis- wished there could be something more to which he piques the alto saxophonist tinguishes itself in interpreting their sensual pleasures. Phil Woods into some beautifully ani- Hughes's ambitious scores, and both The Xandria Gold Collection mated playing, and Over the Rainbow "Noctourne" and "Music at Midnight" a tribute to closeness and communica- (Musicmasters 5015-2C), from 1988, offer striking examples of Carter's tion. Celebrate the possibilities for plea- which rivals even Further Definitions in abilities as a clarinetist. sure we each have within us. Send for the demonstrating Carter's unparalleled Reissues like these usually put elder Xandria Collection Gold Edition Cata- skill at writing for saxophones. The musicians in the hopeless position of logue. It is priced at just $4.00 which is most irresistible of the eight perfor- competing with their past accomplish- applied in full to your first order. mances on Over the Rainbow is the stan- ments. Carter actually seems to be W rite today. You have absolutely dard "Out of Nowhere." After individ- gaining on himself as the years roll by. nothing to lose. And an entirely new ual choruses by Carter and fellow In baseball it's possible to chart the world of enjoyment to gain. saxophonists Frank Wess, Herb Geller, progress of a Darryl Strawberry or a Jimmy Heath, and Joe Temperley Roger Clemens by measuring his rec- The Xandria Collection, Dept. AT0991 (plus a brief spot by the pianist Richard ord against that of a Willie Mays or a P.O. Box 31039, San Francisco, CA 94131 Wyands), Carter leads the saxophones Sandy Koufax at a similar stage in his Please send me, by first class mail, the Xandria Collection Gold Edition Catalogue. Enclosed is my check or money through a speedy series of harmonic career. In jazz, too, we can measure the order for $4.00 which will be applied towards my first variations so full of swagger that at first accomplishments of Wynton Marsalis as purchase. ($4 U.S., CAN., £3 U.K.) I assumed I was hearing an orchestra- he nears thirty by comparing them with Name tion of the solo Coleman Hawkins the accomplishments of Louis Arm- Address played on this tune with Carter and strong, Roy Eldridge, Dizzy Gillespie, City Django Reinhardt in 1937. or Miles Davis at the same point. We State Zip I am an adult over 21 years of age. Carter recorded for a variety of la- can compare Sonny Rollins at sixty with bels, large and small, in the 1930s, and Coleman Hawkins at that age. But (signature required) this might explain why-with the ex- against what other jazz octogenarian Xandria, 874 Dubuque Ave., South San Francisco 94080 ception of a no-longer-available boxed can we measure Benny Carter? There Void where prohibited by law. set in the Time-Life Giants of Jazz se- has never been anyone like him. SEPTEMBER 1991 109 PAUL CHESLEY / PHOTOGRAPHERS-ASPEN: FAR RIGHT: LINDSAY HEBBERD / WOODFIN CAMP 110 SEPTEMBER 1991 Travel An Asian Agenda The biggest cities aren't always the best by James Fallows EOPLE TRAVELING in Asia have a The "second cities" I have in mind P natural tendency to focus on cap- are not always exactly second-ranking ital cities-Tokyo, Bangkok, in population and economic strength. Seoul. The international airlines go What matters is that they are large there; the hotels are modern and the enough to be interesting but don't suf- clerks speak English; businesses, uni- fer the distortions of being No. 1. versities, and museums are concentrat- Kyoto is the classic second city, a ed in one place. In many Asian coun- showplace of traditional culture- tries the capital dominates to a degree Asia's counterpart to Florence or Len- that no single city has ever dominated ingrad. The cities in Asian countries the United States. Greater Tokyo is Ja- can generally be divided into "Tokyo" pan's equivalent of New York, Wash- and "Kyoto" categories. Those in the ington, Boston, and Los Angeles com- first category, today's capitals, are bined. In the past decade Thailand's where you go to do your business and industrial output has soared, but if you realize your ambitions. Those in the exclude businesses based in or near second, often yesterday's capitals, are Bangkok it has barely changed. where you drink in the atmosphere and The imbalance between metropolis look around. and hinterland is a big social problem Seoul has skyscrapers, a few historic for Asian societies, as it is for Third gates and temples, and lots of pollution World countries in general. Subsis- and traffic jams. Kyongju, in southeast tence farmers in Java or rural Thailand Korea, was, like Kyoto, a capital a know they must go to the capital if thousand years ago and is now a city of they want to educate their children or temples and shrines. Such bustle as find a paying job. But the same imbal- Malaysia has is confined to Kuala ance also creates opportunities for a Lumpur. Malacca and Penang, Malay- "second city" approach to travel. Pre- sia's two second cities, would remain cisely because SO many of the bad (as recognizable in their torpor to Graham well as good) effects of modernization Greene or Somerset Maugham. have been shunted away from most My favorite illustrations of the sec- sites except the capital, the smaller ond-city principle are in Southeast cities in each country can display the Asia. In Thailand, Indonesia, and nation's character to advantage. Burma, travelers who make it beyond At left: a Buddha and stupas at the temple of Borobudur, near Jogjakarta, Indonesia. Above: women of the Akha tribe in northern Thailand, near Chiang Mai SEPTEMBER 1991 111 the capital will have a much different neys. Even I was depressed by the the No. 2 city is called, is small and and more satisfying experience than typical one-day trip that hotels and slow and, even compared with Chiang those who stay on the big-city route. tour companies offer. As the huge Mai, unspoiled. It remains the home of "trek" bus rolls up to each "authentic the arts that give Indonesia its strong B ANGKOK, Thailand's No. 1 city in village," the gaily costumed tribesmen cultural identity: waxing and dying ba- every conceivable way, will pop out to their assigned places at sou- tik cloth; making the leather and someday provide rich material venir stands. But my wife and I went wooden puppets that are used in the for a writer or film-maker who wants to on a three-day trek toward the Bur- eerie wayang shadow plays; gamelan show, as Dickens did with London in mese border that was authentic music; and Javanese dance, with its the mid-nineteenth century, how cruel enough for us. It began with a four- fantastic backward manipulation of the and messy economic growth can be. hour drive in the back of a pickup fingers. Three times a week dance or For the past decade the city has been truck, then a three-hour trip upriver in gamelan performances are held in an booming and many people have gotten a motorized canoe, and then what outdoor pavilion at the kraton, the 250- rich, but daily life for most people seemed like a month but was actually year-old palace of the Sultan of Jogja- seems to have gotten worse. The bus two hours in a howdah on the back of karta. The courtyard of the kraton is stations disgorge rural migrants who an elephant as it swayed and lumbered made of hard-packed red dirt. Barefoot end up sleeping in shanties. The roads up steep hills. We traveled the next court attendants pad across it, carrying are so glutted with cars and the motor- few days on foot and slept in villages special rice to the sultan's table or bear- ized carts called tuktuks that the traffic that may not have been "unspoiled" ing batiks to be washed. An extraordi- stops and the air turns brown. Chiang but were certainly unimproved. As we narily beautiful movie called Max Ha- Mai, Thailand's second city, has fos- walked on mountain trails overlooking velaar, made more than a decade ago, tered enough of a spillover tourist in- glades full of swaying opium poppies, I depicted Java during the Dutch impe- dustry that old-timers complain that it, speculated that the "supply-side" poli- rial age. It's hard to find, but if you too, is being "ruined." I think it still cy, which would attempt to solve ever come across it, you'll see how lit- has a long way to go. America's drug problems by cutting off tle kraton life has changed. Chiang Mai is near the northern tip the source, was touchingly ambitious. Garuda, the main Indonesian air- of Thailand, in the vast highland zone You can get to Chiang Mai from line, offers an inexpensive hour-long that spreads across the nearby borders Bangkok by taking either an hour-long flight from Jakarta to Jogja, which is of Burma, Laos, and China's Yunnan flight on Thai Air or a relatively com- the easiest way to get there. Another province. This region includes the in- fortable overnight trip (be sure to book possibility is a special train called the famous "Golden Triangle," where a sleeper) on the national railroad. It's Bima, after a famous figure from the much of the world's narcotics supply possible to rent a car and make the wayang plays. It is a charming combina- originates. Anthropologists flock here drive in twelve or so hours, but as in tion of squalor and elegance; the table to study the dozen or so hill tribes, many developing countries, driving is may be dirty, but the waiter spreads a such as the Hmong, the Akha, and the not really safe. Chiang Mai has modern starched white tablecloth over it before Lahu, who move across national bor- hotels-we stayed at the Chiang Inn you dine. The Bima is, however, comi- ders, practicing slash-and-burn agricul- Hotel-and numerous hostels. cally inconvenient, arriving from Jakar- ture as they go. ta sometime between midnight and Chiang Mai itself has a fresh-air up- NDONESIA HAS not been as aggres- 4:00 A.M. The leading hotel in town, land feel after the humidity and dirt of I sive or clever as Thailand in pro- the Ambarrukmo Palace, has a gamelan Bangkok. It was the capital of the in- moting tourism, but in a way its art- orchestra in its lobby and a pool out- dependent Lanna Thai kingdom 500 lessness underscores its appeal. side. Jogja, too, has many hostels. years ago, and the old moat is visible Indonesia is the most exotic-seeming When you tire of Jogja itself, you can below the restored city walls. Just out- place I have ever been: the Indone- drive an hour outside town to the side the city is the leafy, improbably sians seem to be so wrapped up in their mighty temple of Borobudur. This is a Wellesley-like campus of Chiang Mai own culture that they don't much care multi-tiered stone monument, as big at University. Its front gate is dominated what outsiders might think of them. its base as one of the Great Pyramids of by the university seal, which depicts When you step out onto a street in Egypt. Indonesia's religious life in- an elephant brandishing the torch of Indonesia, you are enveloped by volves Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, knowledge in its upraised trunk. clouds of clove-scented smoke from and animist faiths enmeshed with one The city is distinctly a jumping-off the local kretek cigarettes. I used to another, and Borobudur itself portrays point at the edge of the frontier. Thais think of this as an obvious but apt sym- both Hindu and Buddhist deities. The are always coming in from the hills bol for the distinctive "atmosphere" of structure, which is covered with hun- with tribal crafts to sell and, of course, Indonesia. When you are lucky, you dreds of Buddha figures, has recently with drugs. (If this, unwisely, should are enveloped as well by clouds of mu- been restored in a fifteen-year project be your interest, bear in mind that sic from gamelan orchestras, with their sponsored by the United Nations. U.S. Customs pays close attention to ethereal bronze or bamboo gongs. It is a chore to climb to the top of the travelers who have visited Thailand.) The traditional stronghold of Java- temple, but the result is worthwhile, And foreigners are always heading out nese arts is Jogjakarta, 300 miles south- especially at sunset or dawn. In every of Chiang Mai on hill-country treks. east of Jakarta, in the center of Java. direction you see the deep, deep green I am sure that anthropologists would Jakarta itself, Indonesia's No. 1 city, is of rice paddies and palm trees, com- deplore the superficiality of these jour- huge and sprawling and ugly. Jogja, as bining with the red of tile roofs and the 112 SEPTEMBER 1991 MARY BETH CAMP / MATRIX In Pagan, Burma, which was a capital city a millennium ago, Dhammayangyi Temple is among the 5,000 monuments still standing orange of the sun, all the colors intense sand years ago. During a 200-year burst Most of the structures were made of tropical hues. The volcano Mount of religious fervor, Pagan's rulers built wood, and have vanished. Still, more Merapi, whose eruptions make the re- thousands of temples, pagodas, stupas, than 5,000 of them, made of brick and gion's soil so fertile, sits smoking in the and other monuments. Then the ar- earth, remain, some as large and gran- middle distance. Heavy clouds blow mies of Kublai Khan stormed in and diose as the Victor Emmanuel Monu- across the sky. Pagan was abandoned. As Tony Wheel- ment in Rome, others pup-tent-sized er, the author of the indispensable personal shrines. Apart from the tem- HE ONLY Asian vista I've found T Burma: A Travel Survival Kit, wrote, it ples and pagodas, almost nothing re- more evocative is one in Bur- is "as if all the medieval cathedrals of mains in Pagan: a few farmers tending ma's hinterland. It is awkward Europe had been built in one small plots of beans or rice among the monu- even to mention Burma (which its re- area, and then deserted, barely ments, a few vendors sitting by trays of gime now calls Myanmar) in a travel ar- touched over the centuries." thousand-year-old clay pipes or pottery ticle, since the country is so difficult to shards. I believe these artifacts to be get to and is a place of such despair. authentic; as I walked from temple to Apart perhaps from North Korea's, LINDSAY HEBBERD WOODFIN CAMP temple, I saw other relics protruding Burma's government is the most re- from the dusty earth. Perversely yet pressive and benighted in all of Asia, a somehow inevitably, the only modern- counterpart to Haiti's in the days of looking factory I saw in Burma is also Papa Doc and the Tonton Macoute. located in Pagan, its smokestacks pok- The country's No. 1 city, Rangoon, is a ing up among the spires. heartbreaking museum of decay. The If, just before sunset, you climb to buildings the British left behind forty the top of one of the largest temples, years ago are still there, but now such as Thatbyinnyu or Ananda, and they're crumbling in the heat and rain. look in any direction except toward the Yet in Burma's broad central plain, chemical plant, you survey an unearth- through which runs the Irrawaddy Riv- ly scene. Dark-ocher temples stand out er, is a marvel that should be as famous against the baked red-clay landscape, as the Great Wall of China. Mandalay, for miles and miles and miles. The sun Burma's second city, is more cheerful starts descending, and all the reds and bustling than Rangoon; like Chiang deepen. No sound or glare of city lights Mai, it is an entrepôt for traders and intrudes. You think about how big the smugglers coming in from the hills. world still is, and how briefly men live. Beyond Mandalay, five or six hours by You will not see these sights or think jeep, is the marvel: Pagan, which was just these thoughts back home-or in the capital of northern Burma a thou- Transportation by tonga in Pagan any country's No. 1 city. SEPTEMBER 1991 113 Books less hostility to his subject. Caro com- mands an encyclopedic knowledge of the minutiae of Johnson's life, right down to the pearl-gray 20X beaver Stetson and the bright floral-patterned necktie that Johnson sported at the ju- dicial hearing concerning allegations of fraud in his 1948 election. Caro's ac- count of that election, in Means of As- cent, is a page-turning triumph of the storyteller's art. But what animates Caro's swarms of detail, and what fuels his obsessive, indefatigable pursuit of his man, is a fixation on Johnson's "ut- ter ruthlessness and a seemingly bottomless capacity for deceit, decep- tion and betrayal." Caro deems that characterization SO essential to his ac- count that it appears verbatim in the introductions to both his volumes. Now comes another enormous biog- raphy of Johnson, covering much of the same ground, by Robert Dallek, a historian at the University of California at Los Angeles and the author of a prizewinning study of Franklin Roose- velt's foreign policy. Like Caro, Dallek cannot contain Johnson's large life be- tween two covers, though he has man- aged in this first of two projected vol- umes to bring the story as far as A Fairer and emphasize the most scurrilous de- Johnson's election as Vice President, in tails of the subject's life, and to assume 1960. His research is every bit as com- not merely a critical posture but an ad- prehensive as Caro's. As a dramatist he Likeness versarial one toward the biographee. may have to yield to Caro, though his Without such salacious revelations and personality sketches and his eye for the by David M. Kennedy such authorial animosity, modern biog- telling anecdote are masterly-remi- raphies risk wanting for credibility niscent of Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr., at and, presumably, for readers. Whether his best, in his Age of Roosevelt. Dallek LONE STAR RISING: Lyndon it is modern lives or only modern lit- can also spin a mighty good yarn, while Johnson and His Times, 1908-1960 erary tastes that have grown more avoiding melodramatic excesses like by Robert Dallek. lurid and antagonistic is an interesting Caro's description of Johnson's oppo- Oxford University Press, $30.00. speculation. nent Coke Stevenson, accompanied by Few contemporary practitioners of the famed former Texas Ranger Frank AINT MY picture truly like the biographer's craft have honored the Hamer, as they strode down the street "P me," Oliver Cromwell alleg- wart doctrine more sedulously than of the Rio Grande Valley town of Alice edly instructed his portraitist, Robert A. Caro. The two volumes pub- in 1948 to challenge the vote count in "roughnesses, pimples, warts, and ev- lished to date of his biography of Lyn- the now-notorious Ballot Box Number erything. In the three centuries don Johnson (The Path to Power, 1982 13: "two tall, broad-shouldered, erect, since Cromwell's time his injunction [previewed in The Atlantic], and Means silent men-two living legends of Tex- has been transformed. It once served of Ascent, 1990), which take the story of as," with Hamer's right hand "poised as a reminder to the biographer to Johnson's life as far as his election to just above the butt of his gun, his fin- strive for realism and balance and criti- the U.S. Senate in 1948, abundantly gers curled for the draw." On balance, cal distance, but it has somehow be- demonstrate Caro's thoroughness as a as a historian seeking to place his sub- come an imperative-the wart doc- researcher and his skill as a drama- ject in context and as a biographer sen- trine, it might be called-to expose turge. They also attest to his remorse- sitive to the full range of Johnson's stu- 114 ILLUSTRATIONS BY KENT BARTON SEPTEMBER 1991 Shop the magical Christmas collections of Bloomingdale's By Mail. Fabulous gifts. pefyingly complex character, Dallek Funny, pretty and witty has Caro beat all to feathers-as they gifts. For your own copy of might have said in that bleak, gritty pre-New Deal west Texas hill country Catch Christmas star our Christmas catalog, and a sampling of future issues, send $3.00 or call that framed Johnson's life and perhaps 1-800-443-3666 and charge holds the key to understanding it. it. 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NordicTrack, Dept #11011, "a character out of a Russian novel 141C Jonathan Blvd. N., Chaska, MN 55318 SEPTEMBER 1991 115 a storm of warring human instincts: sin- the main chance but also men of vi- Coming ner and saint, buffoon and statesman, sion who worked effectively for a cynic and sentimentalist." His aide larger good. Next George Reedy called him "a man of too Here lay a rationale for the lower Colo- many paradoxes." Telling his life story rado River dam project-and for a raft Month would tax the narrative power of Tol- of other federal projects in Texas and stoy and the descriptive talents of In the South which Johnson promoted- Mencken. Dallek is aware of the scope which reached far beyond the interests of his burden as Johnson's biographer, of Brown & Root. and he prudently warns the reader that The Atlantic his subject presents "contradictions I T WAS JOHNSON'S appreciation of that defy easy understanding." that rationale which led President Caro seeks understanding through Roosevelt in 1937 to pay special at- simplification, with the result that his tention to the new young representa- account, especially in Means of Ascent, tive from Texas's Tenth Congressional is in the end as one-dimensional as the District. Johnson was "the most re- THREE FORESTRY lone and level Texas llano. Dallek ren- markable young man," FDR told his ders his subject with much more chiar- assistant, Thomas Corcoran. "Now I MYTHS oscuro. Indeed, Dallek often casts like this boy, and you're going to help by Perri Knize light where Caro only sees shadow. In him with anything you can." Corcoran he U.S. Forest Service ar- Caro's view, for example, the Texas helped plenty. "When Roosevelt told T gues that federal timber is political operator Alvin J. Wirtz pro- me to take care of the boy," he later ex- needed to meet an escalating moted Johnson's candidacy for Con- plained, "that meant to watch out for demand for wood; that the sale gress in 1937 as a means to rescue his financial backers too. In Lyndon's Wirtz's client Brown & Root from im- of federal timber aids timber- case there was just this little road minent ruin. The construction firm of dependent communities; and building firm, Brown and Root." Dal- Brown & Root had staked its future on lek adds, "Word went out that that timber sales make a prof- it for the federal treasury. All the prospect of federal funding for a Federal contracts in Texas were to go dam on the lower Colorado River, near these claims, the author ar- to 'Lyndon's friends." For example, gues, are without foundation. Austin. Congressman Johnson would Brown & Root was awarded the con- be the instrument of obtaining that tract to build the Corpus Christi Naval funding, and to get him elected, ac- Air Station-one of many such favors. cording to Caro, Wirtz cynically in- For Caro, these kinds of revelations CHARLEMAGNE'S structed Johnson to run as "Roosevelt's suffice to damn to perdition Johnson man." That electoral strategy, Caro and all his works. For Dallek, they are DREAM writes, was "nothing but pragmatism." part of a larger design, one for which by Kenneth C. Danforth Wirtz in fact shared "the views of the not Johnson but Franklin Roosevelt F or more than a millen- reactionary Roosevelt-hating business- was the original draftsman. Roosevelt's nium Europeans have men of whom he was both legal repre- purpose was announced in the Roose- sentative and confidant." sought to link two of their velt Administration's 1938 Report on Dallek acknowledges the interest greatest rivers, the Rhine and Economic Conditions of the South, which the Danube, by a canal. The that Brown & Root had in the young described the region as "the Nation's Johnson, and the enormous, often sur- goal will be reached next year, No. 1 economic problem. " The when one of the greatest pub- reptitious, probably illegal role that New Deal fired its first salvo in the war lic-works projects in history is Brown & Root, along with Wirtz, on southern poverty with the Tennes- finally completed. played in financing Johnson's later po- see Valley Authority, launched in 1933 litical career. But Dallek also offers a as the country's first comprehensive description of Wirtz as someone who experiment in regional economic de- "loved Roosevelt and the New Deal, velopment. By the late 1930s a much How I CAME WEST, and was a champion of public pow- enlarged array of New Deal programs er and Federal welfare programs." could be brought to bear to channel AND WHY I STAYED Moreover, Dallek adds that "like Lyn- federal resources southward: Farm Se- by Alison Baker don, [Wirtz] saw FDR's New Deal as curity Administration loans to farmers, n one wall of her cabin helping to create a more prosperous Work Projects Administration and Pub- "O Texas and new south." He concedes, lic Works Administration contracts for she had a USGS map, all construction projects, U.S. Housing squiggles, with red-headed Wirtz and Johnson were self-serving Authority subsidies to home-builders, pins marking the cheerleader opportunists. but they were also new breed southerners who saw the and Rural Electrification Administra- sightings." A short story. Federal government as a vehicle for tion grants to electrical cooperatives. advancing the interests of their state Lyndon Johnson used them all. Within and region. They were not only two years of his election to Congress shrewd operators with their eyes on he had secured some $70 million in 116 SEPTEMBER 1991 federal monies for his constituents. can economic life. [T]he plight The Second World War, of course, of the children at Cotulla and his vastly accelerated the pace of govern- sense of exhilaration at being able ment investment in the South-and in to help them, the suffering the West as well. Taken together, New caused by the Depression and the Deal and wartime policies constituted humane response of FDR's govern- ment, all made him a strong believer PASSION a far-reaching program for the forced in using Federal power for the good economic modernization of the South of needy Americans everywhere, and the West. Beyond that economic David Krogh but especially in the South. development beckoned a vision of po- Competling Sw a to sus Mail litically modernizing the South, relax- Dallek insists that it is only within PROBING THE DEEP ROOTS ing the death grip of the conservative this larger framework that we can appre- OF AN INTRIGUING HABIT southern establishment on the Demo- ciate the true drama of the victory mar- cratic Party, and clearing the path for gin of eighty-seven votes that "Land- SMOKING the civil-rights movement. Though slide Lyndon" achieved in the 1948 those policies proved largely success- Democratic senatorial primary cam- THE ARTIFICIAL PASSION ful, they were ferociously resisted by paign against Texas Governor Coke DAVID KROGH many southerners, and are controver- Stevenson. Why do millions of people (including one sial still. It now seems beyond question- out of every four Americans) ignore the This is the picture into which Dallek thanks largely to Caro's investigative harmful consequences of tobacco and paints Lyndon Johnson. He persua- effort-that Johnson's operatives in continue smoking? Author David Krogh provides some fascinating answers in a sively renders this part of his story as the 1948 election illegally added 202 provocative investigation of this passion, something considerably more interest- votes to his count in the town of Alice, with an appendix on how to quit. ing than the saga of a self-serving pork- and perhaps more elsewhere. Whether 208 pages, 30 illustrations barrel politician. In Lyndon Johnson, this manipulation of the voting returns 2246-1, $17.95, cloth Franklin Roosevelt had found one of merely offset identical abuses by Ste- Spanning the Sciences the few promising instruments of his venson's forces will probably remain a W.H. Freeman and Company "southern strategy." Roosevelt's moot question. But the story of the The book publishing arm of Scientific American "Brain Truster" Rexford Tugwell once 1948 election is not just a melodrama described FDR's purpose as, simply, of electoral villainy, nor simply an epi- "a better life for all Americans, and a sode in an individual's political career. Introducing better America to live it in. I think it It is a key chapter in the history of the was that general." The President's modern South, and of the nation. concern merged with the aching ambi- As Dallek makes clear, Coke Ste- Ladybug tion of the young congressman, an am- venson was no rudely wronged white- bition that transcended his personal hatted innocent. He had helped W. Ladybug the new magazine desires. "Of all the things I have ever Lee "Pappy" O'Daniel steal the 1941 for children done," Johnson reflected in 1959, senatorial election from Johnson ages 2 to 7 "nothing has ever given me as much through fraudulent reporting of the from satisfaction as bringing power to the vote from certain Texas counties. He CRICKET hill country of Texas. 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BALLAST QUARTERLY trying to liberate the South: its stultify- ing heritage of parochialism, economic backwardness, racism, and isolation- "An incredibly beautiful, ism. For this reason Truman, like Roo- true, refined and luscious sevelt before him, favored Johnson's book." DENISE SCOTT BROWN making candidacy. Dallek even speculates that and ROBERT VENTURI Truman's Attorney General, Tom Clark, may have lobbied Supreme of three display data cranked Court Justice Hugo Black to issue the A three dimensional fold-up from the court order that effectively ended Ste- the first English translation of Euclid's methods for were Although venson's petition to keep Johnson off Geometry, published in 1570 Direct more universe Buniquo wodow the ballot. solar and graves directing Plantary It is the cardinal virtue of Dallek's book that here and elsewhere he ren- ders the events of Johnson's life in ENVISIONING INFORMATION their full historical context. 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Truman knew this too, and did not object to Johnson's support for the Taft-Hartley ROLIBERTHGIR Law, an anti-labor measure opposed by IGEDETALENNP liberals and passed over Truman's veto. There was no political advantage to a ARALLSEINESS Texas politician in antagonizing "the NECAEIRAWGRE big oil boys" when, as Johnson ex- TPICPHOROLTA plained, "labor's not much stronger in SUSKATLEBLES Texas than a popcorn fart." NIIARGOTIEST TRIAUNDAOCOR A LONG AS HE was a Texas politi- AMADOEHSURTE cian, this was the balancing act that Lyndon Johnson was com- EEDCSAGEDIMU pelled to perform. Witnessing the con- XTRAPTDIESPL servative Republican take-over of ETALONAVDANA Congress in 1946, he shifted right- ward, muting his New Dealish senti- "RECTANGULAR" ments. Yet Dallek suggests that this was a tactical adjustment, not proof of 1. R(I-GO)-R 2. G-IN-S-ENG 3. ELIDE (hidden) 4. DELIBERATED (anag.) 5. TEL-EPA- insincerity or of callous opportunism. (THIS)T (tape+ let rev.) 6. ARE-NA (rev.) 7. R(ACE)-R 8. LACK-A-DA-IS-1-CAL(1) 9. EART- Insofar as possible Johnson stayed true (HEN-WAR)E (a tree anag.) 10. SP(RIGHT-LINE)-SS 11. ELS(I)E 12. R(I)SER (anag. to his New Deal heritage. In his maid- +I) 13. PIC-K-SUP 14. H-O-LOG-RAP-H 15. ROLLER COASTER (anag.) 16. TR(y)-EAT 17. SUPERGIANTS (anag.) 18. ELBOW GREASE (anag.) 19. S(EST)ETS 20. GROUNDHO- en Senate speech, in 1949, he opposed G (anag. +g) 21. TI(BE)T 22. AN(IM)-A 23. T(RUST-I)EST 24. A(IRMA)DA 25. co(y)- applying cloture to debate on civil- MIC(e) 26. RUMOR (homophone) 27. EXTERMINATE (anag.) 28. DR-ATT-ED 29. CARD- rights legislation, thus preserving the I-AC(e) 30. SPONTANEOUS (anag.) 31. DI(SAD-VAN)TAGED (dated GI anag.) 32. classic southern device of the filibuster D(A-V)ID 33. ESPLANADE (hidden) 34. PLUM-P 35. EXTRAPOLATE (anag.) as a defense against civil-rights reform. But seven years later, in 1956, he was 118 SEPTEMBER 1991 one of only three southern senators shreds." So, too, Caro implies, was the had started reading Thomas Wolfe, who refused to sign the "Southern social fabric in general, and Lyndon however, and discovered that he had Manifesto," which pledged resistance Johnson was the culprit. This view of been "a writer all along without really to the Supreme Court's school-integra- history is consistent with the conven- having realized it." tion decision in Brown V. Board of Edu- tions of dramatic (or melodramatic) That morning he and the others cation of Topeka. That refusal, said Or- narrative of which Caro is a master, but looked up from their pancakes and cof- egon Senator Richard Neuberger, it does scant justice to the complex rea- fee as dull rumbles shook the barracks. constituted as "courageous an act of lities of modern American history. Someone said it must be dynamite, but political valor as I have seen. " It also, to put it mildly, assigns a rath- even as the men nodded agreement, Johnson was by then well on his way er large explanatory role to a single they heard fighter planes screaming to becoming the most powerful Senate man's personality. It is, in the end, a overhead. Still clutching their bonus- majority leader in American history. cartoon. ration half pints of milk, they ran into The columnist Stewart Alsop mused Robert Dallek is not a cartoonist but the quadrangle and saw columns of that he had perhaps become even more a scrupulously faithful portraitist. He smoke rising above Wheeler Field. powerful than the President, "because appreciates how tangled is the skein of Japanese pilots, flying so low the sol- he loves to exercise power and Presi- history, and how mysterious is the hu- diers could see their faces, strafed dent Eisenhower does not." His influ- man heart-especially Lyndon John- them with machine-gun fire, and they ence in Congress, his geographical son's heart. He gives us Johnson warts rushed back inside for their weapons. background, and what Dallek calls his and all. He knows that if you want Fal- "This is it," one man said to another. "genuine commitment to New Deal, staff, you can't have him lean. If under- Jones described Pearl Harbor morn- Fair Deal programs, the liberal nation- standing Johnson's life is in fact the ing-using nearly the same words- alism of the thirties and forties, that key to understanding the 1960s, in four times in his writing, first ten transformed America," made him a Dallek's telling neither the puzzle nor months later, in a book report on The natural vice-presidential candidate on the solution will be a simple matter. Red Badge of Courage for a University of the Democratic ticket with John Fitz- How the liberal legacy fared in John- Hawaii English course, and then in gerald Kennedy in 1960. On Novem- son's hands in the tumultuous decade From Here to Eternity, The Pistol, and ber 22, 1963, in Dallas, he became of his presidency will be the essential the nonfiction WWII. And no wonder: President of the United States. subject of Dallek's next volume. This he knew he was an eyewitness to an This installment of Dallek's biogra- reviewer can't wait to read it. event that changed millions of lives, phy ends in 1960, but in a sense both it his among them. Yet those unforgetta- and Robert Caro's volumes are books ble few minutes had a particular im- about the decade that followed. For pact on Jones. In their smoke and con- both authors, the paradoxes of John- A Voice fusion a young writer suddenly saw his son's life mirror and perhaps embody great subject-men at war. the central, agonizing paradox of the 1960s, the decade of triumphant liberal Against From that moment, though he was soon fighting on Guadalcanal, even achievement and catastrophic liberal failure. Both Caro and Dallek seem Anonymous killing a Japanese soldier in hand-to- hand combat, Jones was as much ob- preoccupied with some urgent riddles. Perhaps, they suggest, much as a Death server as participant. The regimental doctor teased him in the heat of battle: knowledge of Lincoln's life can help unlock the historical meaning of the by Michael Lydon "Hello, Jonesie. Getting more ma- Civil War, a deep understanding of terial for that book of yours you're Johnson's life will provide clues to gonna write?" I laughed, a little hysterically these riddles: How did American soci- THE JAMES JONES READER: probably. "More than I want, Doc." ety, just as it conquered the heights of Outstanding Selections From liberal reform, almost immediately His War Writings Days and nights facing instant death slide into a bitter repudiation of the Birch Lane Press/Carol Publishing, numbed Jones and the other soldiers to liberal heritage? What explains the $24.95. their souls, an agonizing process Jones seismic shift in American political and later called "the evolution of a soldier." cultural values which shook this coun- HEN THE JAPANESE attacked try in the 1960s and whose aftershocks W The last step in this process, Jones Pearl Harbor, on December 7, wrote in WWII, was "to accept ano- unsettle us still? 1941, James Jones was there, nymity in death," and this step his own Caro places the epicenter of that a twenty-year-old enlisted man eating nascent hope of immortality would not shift in Dallas, precisely at the instant Sunday breakfast in the mess hall at let him take. of Kennedy's death. Until that mo- nearby Schofield Barracks. Nothing ment, he writes, "the delicate yet cru- seemed to set him apart from his fel- I remember lying on my belly more cial fabric of credence and faith be- lows. The son of a small-town Illinois than once, and looking at the other sweating faces all around me and tween the people of the United States dentist, Jones had joined the Army out wondering which of us lying there and the man they had placed in the of high school, one more directionless who died that week would ever be White House" was intact. "By the time Depression kid looking for three remembered in the particulars of his Johnson left office, the fabric was in squares and a bunk guaranteed. He death by any of the others who sur- SEPTEMBER 1991 119 vived. And of course nobody else assimilate, down the streets and novels plus a volume of short stories would know, or much care. I simply down the hills, along the flumes and and two books of reportage. All sold did not want to die and not be re- irrigation ditches that webbed the well, and Jones lived well in Paris on membered for it. Or not be remem- carmine earth of the plateau and the proceeds. Yet Major American bered at all. now were torrential rivers. Writer status is no guard against fash- Luckily, Jones suffered head and an- -the scope and detail of Eternity's ion, and Jones's reputation rode a roller kle injuries just bad enough to get him realism, and its frank vernacular lan- coaster, up when he wrote about war, shipped to an Army hospital in the guage, owe more to Dreiser, Sinclair down when he took on peace. Critics States-"the best way to be wound- Lewis, and James T. Farrell. An enor- savaged The Merry Month of May ("as ed," according to Corporal Fife in The mous best seller, Eternity became, like great a crime against nature as against Thin Red Line, the second of Jones's The Grapes of Wrath before it and The literature"-Newsweek), even his three great war novels. More serious was Caine Mutiny after it, a novel that a big friend William Styron found Go to the the emotional damage. When again de- public and critics alike took to heart. Widow-Maker "filled with plywood clared fit for active duty, Jones thrice The stubborn southern loner Prewitt, characters, implausible dialogue, and went AWOL to escape going back into the cynical Sergeant Warden, and Mag- thick wedges of plain atrocious writ- combat, this time in Europe. Army gio, the scrappy Italian (soon played by ing," and Mailer wrote in Advertise- psychiatrists found a "psychoneurosis" Montgomery Clift, Burt Lancaster, ments for Myself that Jones had "sold that had not been present when he en- and Frank Sinatra in a film that swept out." Jones's struggles against the listed, and in July of 1944 Jones was the Academy Awards), became well- blockbuster trap are evident in a letter honorably discharged for "disability in loved characters. Readers everywhere to Helen Meyer, the president of Dell line of duty and not due to his own winced and cheered simultaneously as Publishing, defending his offbeat, and misconduct." He went home to Robin- Prewitt killed cruel Fatso Judson to short, A Touch of Danger. son, Illinois, and began to write. avenge Maggio's murder: I think when you say "major novel" Seven years of flailing, the first two His knife went into Fatso at the dia- you really mean "big, long, natural- sympathetically guided by Wolfe's leg- phragm, just under the ribs. istic novel." Such as Jones is "noted endary editor, Maxwell Perkins, of for." They stood that way perhaps a Scribner's, produced From Here to second or two, perhaps five seconds, I don't think you understand Eternity, a big, brawling novel about thigh to thigh, Prew with his lower what's a major book, Helen. It lip between his teeth pushing and doesn't have to be 500,000 words. the soldiers in pre-Pearl Hawaii. De- spite occasional run-on sentences in- twisting the knifeblade probing in The somber tone of Whistle, Jones's spired by Wolfe- the fat until the haft was buried in it unfinished and posthumously pub- gouging. Then Fatso started lished last novel, won wide respect, But in early March the times be- down. rounding off his career on an apprecia- tween the rains got shorter and the Eternity made Jones famous, a lion tive note. Yet in the decade and a half rains themselves got longer, until fi- nally there were no times between, of New York's hard-drinking literary since, Jones has drifted into a "jury's but only rain, of which the earth crowd, profiled in Life and paired with out" limbo, and bringing in a favorable would avidly drink its fill and then, Norman Mailer as an angry young man verdict today means bucking current like a man dehydrated in the desert of the postwar novel. In the twenty-six critical trends. Not only is he a tradi- who cant keep from drinking too years until his death, in 1977, Jones tional realist in the postmodern era, he much, vomit all the rest it could not wrote steadily, publishing six more is also a White Male Author if ever 120 SEPTEMBER 1991 Put the whole world at your fingertips, with Venturer there was one. Pugnacious masculinity rises like heat from every paragraph. MultiBand His characters, nearly all white men, live a life that "still had fist fights in Receiver it," and Jones describes their relations with women in terms that are more only $9995* passionately than politically correct. *But read this ad for an even better deal! Indeed, even this new Reader, con- We have a small monthly allotment of the Venturer 2, same as the Venturer, but it also plays cassette tapes. It taining excerpts from Jones's war writ- costs $30 more-$129.95. 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In The Thin Red as he was dying of heart failure, Jones might in a Ford Madox Ford novel-is Line, Jones keeps us looking through brought his fellow feeling for soldiers that Hartley's gossiping. tongue trig- his soldiers' eyes as they discover both to a climax of nearly unbearable inten- gered the tragedy. combat's horrors— sity. His prose, always direct and un- The editors of the Reader have a point, however: the war trilogy-Eter- What if just as he put up his head an- adorned, becomes sublimely simple. nity, The Thin Red Line, and Whistle-is other one exploded and a piece of it By this time, helplessly unable to cope took him square between the eyes, with the frenetic getting and spending Jones's masterwork. Jones defined or knifed into his face, or ripped of the home front, Prell has committed "greatness in art" as "telling the whole through his helmet and split his suicide and Winch has gone mad. truth beautifully, to create catharsis," skull? Strange, however, the sad-faced cook and in these three fine novels he who always fed his men, has recovered achieves it, purging himself, in pun- -and its perverse pleasures: and is shipping out to fight in France. gent English prose, of all he learned The truth was, he liked all this shit. Pacing the deck of the troopship one about life as a soldier. He liked being shot at, liked being night on the North Atlantic, he realizes Jones builds his trilogy on one com- frightened, liked lying in holes that he cannot go "into Europe with pany of soldiers, about eighty men, scared to death and digging his fin- this new outfit knowing what he knows drawn from every corner of America. gernails into the ground, liked from the Pacific," and he jumps over- Cocky kids at first, stuck at a sleepy shooting at strangers and seeing board. His body swells in the cold wa- Hawaiian outpost, they get drunk and them fall hurt, liked his stickywet fight over women and points of pride feet in his stickywet socks. Part of ter, and he hallucinates that he is grow- him did. ing bigger until he is "bigger than the until, at the end of Eternity, Pearl Har- galaxy out in the universe." bor shatters their world. The Thin Red Dreiser unifies his huge cast around And as he swells Line catches them in the hell of com- this picture of a one character, Cowperwood; Jones fully clothed soldier with his hel- bat, crawling up God-forsaken hills on unifies his around three, Prewitt, War- met, his boots, and his GI woolen Guadalcanal, their bellies pressed into den, and Stark. Unlike Dreiser (and gloves seems to be taking into him- the mud to escape withering Japanese unlike Balzac, Trollope, and most oth- self all of the pain and anguish and fire. In Whistle those who don't escape er serial novelists), Jones gives the cen- sorrow and misery that is the lot of limp home, cocky no more, to cling to- tral characters new names in each nov- all soldiers, taking it into himself gether in the hushed wards of a Ten- el. Jones felt he had to do so because and into the universe as well. nessee Army hospital, hoping to heal the story of Eternity demanded that Then he shrinks, back into himself, their scarred bodies and souls. Prewitt die even though Jones needed then into a sea horse, an amoeba, an The three novels cover "a time span the character in the second and third atom. His last thought: "He did not corresponding to my own experience," books. His solution was to use slightly know whether he would drown first or Jones wrote in Whistle's introduction, different names for the three charac- freeze." yet far from being a shapeless reminis- ters, leaving enough similarity to be a cence, the trilogy has a structure that clue to their continuing identity. Thus in solidity and scope can stand beside Prewitt is Witt in The Thin Red Line and Dreiser's Trilogy of Desire. As Dreiser Prell in Whistle. Warden becomes follows financier Frank Cowperwood Welsh and then Winch; Stark becomes Brief from youth through victorious middle Storm and then Strange. years to the defeats of old age, so Jones Jones was trying to solve a problem, Reviews follows his soldiers as they progress not pose a paradox, but using different from innocence through experience to names for the same character served reflection. Dreiser grounds his dramat- his deepest concerns as a writer. From ic curve on geography, using precise the Emerson quotation that opens pictures of place to make us see Cow- Eternity, that all history may "be ex- perwood moving from Philadelphia to plained from individual experience," Chicago to London and finally to New to his dedication of Whistle to "every York. Jones paints his three locales and man who served in the US Armed HARD DRIVING by Dermot Cole. Paragon the troopships that connect them in Forces in World War II," Jones tried to House, $21.95. The 1908 auto race equally vivid detail, making us feel ev- create characters as real and ornery as from New York to Paris was a circula- ery step of the soldiers' long voyage the soldiers he fought beside and tion-raising caper fomented by Le Ma- west and then east around the curve of thereby save them all, himself includ- tin of Paris with cooperation from The half the earth. ed, from anonymous death. Prewitt, New York Times. There were six en- Dreiser, his roots in nineteenth- Witt, and Prell stand proud and dis- tries-three French cars, one German, century realism, writes as an outside tinct, yet they also blend into one an- one Italian, and, at the last minute, observer. Jones, a twentieth-century other, one containing many, many con- one American. The original plan called realist, begins that way but digs pro- taining one. Through the paradox, in for an ice crossing of the Bering Strait gressively deeper into each character's short, Jones makes the few characters (Roald Amundsen, when consulted, point of view until, in Whistle, we see he did name brothers to the unnamed thought it could be done, given a sup- the soldiers' outsides only in short sen- millions. ply of sledges, folding boats, and pem- 122 SEPTEMBER 1991 You deserve a factual look at mican), but that lunacy was aban- Loan Guarantees for Settlement of Soviet Jews doned. Milder lunacies survived, for Should the U.S. Play a Role in this Humanitarian Enterprise? the enterprise was not the sort to at- Only a few months ago, the world was able to watch the thrilling spectacle of the airlift of 15,000 tract sensible or even reliably honest Ethiopian Jews to Israel. But the rescue of the Ethiopians, heartening and important though it men. Crews bickered, rules were ab- is, is really onlya "sideshow" in the ongoing saga of this ingathering. The greatest challenge facing ruptly altered, cheating was lavishly the Jewish state today, almost even more daunting than the implacable hostility surrounding Israel and the ever-present military challenge, is the ingathering of the Soviet Jews. charged, and the American press held What are the facts? they may not take more than $100 out of carnival while American roads (fright- the country. There are no ready jobs, and ful) and American weather (appalling) For years it had been one of the great there is no ready housing. It is a daunting policy objectives of the United States vis-a- and almost overwhelming task to absorb whittled the field down to four. Absurd vis the Soviet Union to allow the free em- these people. It is estimated that it will as the race looked at the time and in igration of its citizens. Of all the national- ultimately cost more than $50 billion. some respects still does, it established ities in the Soviet Union, the Jews are by far But Israel is determined to overcome the viability of cars as long-distance the most endangered and the most anx- this challenge, to build the 260,000 new ious to leave the country. Finally, the gates housing units that will be needed, to build transport vehicles. It also inspired the have begun to open- a little slowly at first, the 12,000 new classrooms, to create the U.S. government to fix up its roads. but then wider and wider. Under U.S. immi- 360,000 new jobs, and to integrate the Mr. Cole describes the entire trek with gration laws, only a small number of these 1 million Soviet Jews into Israeli life, just Soviet fugitives are able to come to our as it has done with over 1 million previous an unpretentious efficiency that makes country. The vast majority plan on settling immigrants. Israel and world Jewry will for very good reading. in Israel. And that is as it should be. Be- carry virtually all of the cost of this absorp- cause the state of Israel has one single tion and will create the massive additional IN THE SHADOW OF THE REICH by Niklas purpose: the ingathering of Jews, especial- infrastructure needed to sustain a popula- ly those that are persecuted and who are in tion increase of over 20% in just two or Frank. Knopf, $23.00. Mr. Frank is the need, from all corners of the world. And it three short years. In this fiscal year alone, son of Hans Frank, Hitler's governor- doesn't make any difference, of course, more than $6 billion or 20% of Israel's general in Poland, who was hanged for whether they are "Europeans" or whether budget will go toward absorption of immi- they come from the Arab countries, from grants. The American Jewish community war crimes at Nuremburg. Mr. Frank's Asia or, as now in the case of the Ethiopian will have raised more than $4 billion and letter to his father is an outpouring of Jews, whether they are black Africans. has agreed to co-sign a further $900 mil- hatred and contempt so violent that So far, about 300,000 Soviet Jews have lion guarantee to help with these costs. arrived in Israel. A total of about 1 million one is tempted to label it pathological, There is one urgent matter, however, in are expected within the next three years. which the assistance of the United States for quotations from actual documents Since the population of Israel is about 5 will be needed. Israel will ask the United and diaries are interspersed with ob- million, that is equivalent to the United States to guarantee (not to grant, not even scene and sadistic fantasies and specu- States having to absorb about 45 million to lend) $10 billion for housing, funds that new immigrants - more than the popula- will be needed, in $2 billion yearly install- lations. Frank senior was a good tion of the states of California and New ments, over a 5-year period. This is a finan- Nazi-a murderer, a party sycophant, York combined - and that within a 3-year cial transaction that is virtually without a liar, a hypocrite, a pious blabber- period! And the United States is a rich risk and at virtually no cost to the United country and an immensely large one. Isra- States. In contrast to many of the develop- mouth, a bisexual lecher, and a thief of el is a poor country. Its per capita income ing countries, Israel has never defaulted on everything from Gobelin tapestries to is less than $10,000 per year and more than a loan and has never asked for "forgiveness" 200,000 pickled eggs. He also perpe- one-half of the country's budget is dedicat- of any indebtedness. It has a perfect pay- ed to defense. And it's small: the size of the trated bad verse, but that can hardly be ment record. American guarantees of this country is one-half that of San Bernardino $10 billion loan are absolutely required in blamed on the Nazis. Detestation of County in California. The Soviet immi- order to make the orderly absorption of his father is not the whole motive for grants come virtually penniless, because Soviet Jews into Israel possible. Mr. Frank's savage excoriation. He be- The matter of the loan guarantees will be before Congress almost immediately. The United lieves that the qualities that made States, a country of immigrants just like Israel, has tremendous moral responsibility in this Frank senior and the rest of the Nazi matter. As with all other financial assistance to Israel, the funds under this guarantee will be used only within Israel's 1967 borders. No funds will be used to settle Jews in Judea/ brutes what they were remain under Samaria (the "West Bank"). But the United States must focus on the humanitarian nature the surface of modern Germany-that of this enterprise. It must not be "linked" and must not be conditioned upon any political is, "an ancient, inbred, eternally recur- issues, such as the procedural questions of the peace process, the question of settlements in the administered areas, or any other "concessions". Israel, like the United States, is a ring pleasure in imprisoning, torturing, beacon of liberty and of hope. The United States should approve the $10 billion loan and killing people." That perception guarantee to Israel - its best friend and staunchest ally in the world - and should assist, frightens him. His eloquent and often virtually without risk and expense to itself, in one of the greatest liberation movements of our times: the exodus of 1 million Soviet Jews and their orderly absorption in Israel. sickening diatribe is an attempt to give a general warning as well as to exorcise This ad has been published and paid for by Yes, want to help the publication of these ads and in his terrible ghosts. clarifying the situation in the Middle East. I include my FLAME tax-deductible contribution in the amount of THE DARK SISTER by Rebecca Goldstein. $ A /35 Viking, $19.95. Henry James, taken se- Facts and Logic About the Middle East P.O. 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First there is a narrator, the only firm conclusion drawn by the Beautiful Notebooks, who is trying to find out what became authors is that neither wildlife nor hu- Portfolios, of his acquaintance Mazzini, an Italian man pranksters can be responsible. author who has disappeared in the Arc- Journals. tic. Then comes Mazzini, who was in BRIEF LIVES by Anita Brookner. Random All Handcrafted. the North because of his obsession House, $20.00. When a novel opens with the Austro-Hungarian North Pole with "Julia died," the reader is entitled Simply the finest. Select leathers Expedition of 1873. Finally there is & Cloths. All notebook sizes, incl. to expect something in the way of ten- LEFAX/Filofax, Daytimers, Time/ that expedition itself, which never sion or action, if only a family row over Design. Portfolios for all tablets. reached the pole but produced records the will. Ms. Brookner provides noth- Acid-free paper journals. Free that the author quotes to fine effect, ing of the sort. 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The man discussion of Arctic exploration and an had a batty and possessive mother and inquiry (predictably inconclusive) into a house decorated in chichi by his di- the fascination that has lured to ice and vorced wife. Ignoring these impedi- darkness so many men who did not ments, Fay married him, committing need to go. herself to a life of meek obedience and suppressed resentment. It may be Ms. CIRCULAR EVIDENCE by Pat Delgado and Brookner's intention to prove that a Colin Andrews. Phanes Press, $30.001 heroine who resembles a torpid jelly- Looking for the library? $14.95. For ten years Mr. Delgado and fish can be made appealing, but if so, it Mr. Andrews, both electrical engi- is a regrettable ambition. Julia-by far Then follow this sign. neers, have been examining the flat- the best-realized, if also the nastiest, It's the new national tened circles and rings that mysterious- character in the novel-is right: Fay is ly appear in fields in southern boring, whether one views her as an in- library symbol. England. They have measured them, dividual or as a social specimen. photographed them, and analyzed the use your library various swirling patterns in which crops -Phoebe-Lou Adams 124 SEPTEMBER 1991 THE PUZZLER BY EMILY Cox AND HENRY RATHVON MITOSIS In replicating itself, diagram A shares half its material with diagram B. That is to say, each of the 38 clue answers is split into front and back halves, and each diagram gets 19 front halves and 19 back halves. When the answer pieces have been properly assigned to their diagrams, solvers will find that by adding a letter to the square joining the two, they can spell an appropriate nine-letter word reading from left to right. Answers include two proper nouns. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 A B 8 9 8 9 10 11 12 13 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 30 31 32 33 34 35 33 34 35 The solution to last month's Puzzler appears on page 118. ACROSS 24. Chances for some music (8) 4. Little guy's race time (4) 27. Get back the heart of Chris 6. Shining silver trash (8) 1. Brainy cryptic split into two parts Evert (6) 7. Endangered lives with king (6) 28. Boxing champ spies woman's captured by Communist (6) 3. Weigh undersized Laker? (6) name (6) 12. Direction for brewing teas (4) 5. Cut of meat having red vein (6) 30. In cocktail, brown pigment is 13. Worker with a van full of rocks, 8. Draw conclusions about Atlantic resting (10) also (8) coastal city lower down (8) 32. Studies of geese sex changing (8) 14. Pet female auto? (6) 9. Like some rockets a GI must let 33. Workers run into folks from 16. Comedy's opening guarantees loose (10) Warsaw (6) criticisms (8) 10. Talks about bridge's last tricks (6) 34. One refusing study-that is right 18. Sneaks duck aboard ship (6) 11. Corrects me in finales (6) (6) 20. Person in an agreement to pace 15. Distrusts religious groups keeping 35. Stop to put a spare on? (6) around hot spot (10) us quiet (8) 22. Awful ruler's head bone buried 17. Pilots aircraft's nose by way of hills in pit (8) (8) 23. Good bit of corn equipment (4) 19. Makes bands arrange songs, DOWN 25. Colder and wetter eels tire out (8) holding tenor's debut back (8) 1. Some hear a bicultural language (6) 26. Adult strips, going back in a 20. Andalusian article found in red 2. By bequest, gets into the woman's trance (6) wine cabinet (8) things? (8) 29. Sort of a bigot, mad as I get (6) 21. Cutting show's first audience (8) 3. CEOs, by the way, eating liver? (10) 31. Reportedly dug with care (4) NOTE: The instructions above are for this month's puzzle only. 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CARVER anathema ing can be made not only for good purposes but also for Amid a scandal involving First evil ones, in ecclesiastical American Bankshares, of Greek and Latin anathema which he had been chairman came to refer to "anything of- for ten years, Clark Clifford, m fered or devoted to evil, an the consummate Washington evil or accursed thing" ("Nei- insider and adviser to Presi- ther shalt thou bring anything dents, was asked why, at the of the idol into thy house, lest age of seventy-five, he had thou become an anathema, gone to work for a bank to like it"-Deuteronomy 7:26, begin with. "The suggestion Douay). In the Christian tra- of retirement is total anathema dition, to be accursed is to be to me," he said. "I didn't want word was used in the sense of late as the seventeenth cen- cut off from the Church and to go to Florida and rot." "offering" in the Septuagint tury ("Will not permit a [spi- consigned to damnation-an Anathema (someone or some- ("Judith offered for an anathe- der's] web-the very pattern, implication that entered into thing cursed, shunned, or re- ma of oblivion all the arms of index, and anathema of super- the meaning of the English viled) is from the classical Holofernes, which the people naturall wisdome-to remain word in the sixteenth cen- Greek anathema (a votive of- gave her. Judith 16:23, untouched"-Edward' Top- tury. Its figurative secular fering), and means literally Douay version) and appears sell, The Historie of Serpents, sense has been common al- "that which is set up." The in English with this sense as 1608). Because a votive offer- most as long. and knee"-Horace, Odes, in a duke it out ing-slang explanation of duke, 1666 translation), from the it is possible that the term de- Germanic root *dud- (to shake). "I love duking it out with Tom rives from dookin, which was From this root came several and Dan and Peter." These gypsies' and thieves' cant for English words, including the are not just any Tom, Dick, "fortune-telling." Dookin is Middle English doten ("to be and Harry but the news an- from the Romany word dukker weak-minded or deranged by chormen of the three major (to tell fortunes). Since a com- reason of old age," hence dote, networks: Tom Brokaw, of mon method of fortune-telling dotage, and dotard) and doderen NBC; Dan Rather, of CBS; was palm reading, dookin (to shake, tremble), later be- and Peter Jennings, of ABC. would have been interpreted coming dodder and giving rise The speaker is Bernard Shaw, as reading one's "dook," or to the related terms dadder, the anchorman at CNN, dis- palm, later confused with dudder, and didder. From didder cussing his competition: "I duke. ("By his extraordinary chatter- talk to them all the time, so- ing and diddering, one half of cially, professionally. We al- his Teeth dropt out"-Cyrano ways peel off into some corner de Bergerac's Comical History, when we're together on a translated by Archibald Lov- story." Duke, meaning "a fist," ell, 1687), which is used chief- comes circuitously from the ti- ly in northern England and is tle Duke of York. The early the origin of diddle (to jerk up nineteenth century saw the and down), came the midland development of Cockney and southern variant in which rhyming slang, in which a the pronunciation -ther re- word or phrase stands in for placed the older -der-as it something that it rhymes with. dither did, for example, in father, For example, holy friar means mother, feather, and hither. It "a liar," trouble and strife is a "Across this country people was not until around 1900 that wife, and Duke of Yorks are have started to transform the the current sense of dither- forks. Because fork tines are American school," President "to vacillate or act indecisive- like fingers and five fingers Bush remarked in a speech ly"-developed, no doubt make a hand or fist, Duke of earlier this year. "They know arising from the tremulousness Yorks, or simply dukes, be- that the time for talk is over; of someone in a state of agitat- came hands or fists. Duke it out their slogan is: Don't dither, ed indecision ("All newspapers (to fight with the fists) is from just do it." The original mean- are run by madmen, but the the earlier put up one's dukes ing of dither is "to shake, trem- 'Watchman' merely dithers"- (1874; literally, "to raise one's ble, or quiver" ("So tremulous H. C. Bailey, Mr. Fortune's fists to fight"). Although most is she/Dith'ring both in heart Practice, 1923). etymologists accept the rhym- SEPTEMBER 1991 ILLUSTRATIONS BY LYN BOYER-PENNINGTON 127 If you find it difficult to talk about, write: How to talk about AIDS P.O. 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