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MARK ARCHIVES RECORDS U.S SERVICE Out on a Limerick Condensed from the book BENNETT CERF CCORDING to Bennett Cerf, the origin of the limerick form is shrouded in obscurity. But the man who made the limerick A universally popular was Edward Lear, who published a Book of Nonsense in London in 1846. The vogue it started spread more quickly than anagrams and bustles. Over the years the comparatively simple, innocuous limericks which Lear originated have undergone great refinement - if that is the word-in form. Atrocious puns, abbreviations, trick spellings and bawdiness charac- terize today's entries. Bennett Cerf, no mean perpetrator of pun-filled limericks himself, has done much to keep the form alive by printing nu- merous bêtes-noires in his columns and encouraging contributions from readers. Following are some selections from his newest collection. Some are classics, some of recent vintage. A damsel at Vassar named Breeze, There was a young lady from Trent Weighed down with B.Lit.'s and D.D.'s, Whose TV antenna got bent. Collapsed from the strain. The neighbors went crazy: Said her doctor, "It's plain Their screens all got hazy You are killing yourself-by degrees." For instead of receiving, she sent! The ladies inhabiting Venus - John Etheridge Have signaled us saying they've seen us. They add, "There's a yen here- For getting some men here- And nothing but space is between us." - Al Graham God's plan made a hopeful beginning But man spoiled his chances by sinning. We trust that the story Will end in God's glory But, at present, the other side's winning. "Out on a Limerick," copyright 1960 by Bennett Cerf, is published at $2.95 by 23 Harper & Brothers, 49 E. 33 St., New York 16, N. Y.

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