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THE PROGRAM.
Between the Pets.
EI A R T
Leave your Card Plates at Cooper's,
OLD ESTA
corner 13th and F.
Try Chase's $1 Umbrella, 411 11th St.,
OYSTER SALOON A
and 1412 Pa. Ave. My own make.
Neale, 7th and N, pure drugs, trusses,
and surgical appliances a specialty.
FOR LADIES AN
Kid Gloves cleaned at 10 cts. per pair at
Hulse's Dye Works, 415 11th St., N. W.
Why is a room full of married folks like
an empty room? Because there is not a
THE
single person in it.
There is a man only twenty-five years
of age who has already married forty
women. He is a clergyman.
'Shon," said a Dutchman, "you may
say what you please 'bout pad neighbors;
I have had te verst neighbors as never
vas. Mine pigs and mine hens come home
mit dere ears split, and todder day two of
them come home missing."
"Second class in Grammar stand up,"
said the schoolmaster. 'John is-who
does John correspond with?' "Iknow,"
said a little boy at the foot, holding up his
hand; "If you mean John Smithers, he
corresponds with my sister Susan."
A man has been arrested in London,
and fined, for the practice of biting off
The Largest and Most Complete Oyster House
dogs' tails. The man, no doubt, meant
well, He wished to break up the barba-
rous practice of attaching tinware to the
narrative of the canines. Possibly.
Every Brand of Salt Water Oyster
'This noxious weed," says a school-
boy's composition on tobacco, was in-
THE BEST RESTAURANT
vented by a distinguished man named
Walter Raleigh. When the people first
saw him smoking they thought he was a
Visitors to our City will find the far-fame
steamboat; and as they had never heard
by a visit. Every Luxury in Season. Pol
of such a thing as a steamboat, they were
terribly frightened."
Among the peculiarities of courting in
OYSTERS OF ALL FLA VOR
Texas is, that the "young feller" is OC-
casionally requested to step outside the
house and hold an apple or potato for the
HARVEY & HOL
girl's brother to shoot at, and it is consid-
ered highly unsociable not to comply. It
is equally noteworthy that the well to-do
Harvey, the originator of the
young suitors never get hit.
At a schoolboard examination the in-
FOUR STORY IRON
spector asked a boy if he could forgive
those who had wronged him. "Could
you," said the inspector, 'forgive a boy,
1016, for, PA. Ave. AND 11T
for example, who has insulted or struck
you?' Y-e-s, sir," replied the lad very
slowly, I-think-I-could; but he
added in a much more rapid manner, "I
HATS
could if he was bigger than I am."
Among the replies to an advertisement
of a music committee for a candidate for
organist, music teacher, etc., a vacancy
having occurred by the resignation of the
organist in office, was the following:
Gentlemen, I noticed your advertise-
All the Latest SPRING
ment for an organist and music teacher,
either lady or gentleman. Having been
both for several years, I offer my services."
STYLES Just Received.
An attorney having died exceedingly
poor, a shilling subscription was set afoot
We buy and sell at man-
o pay the expenses of his funeral. Most
of the attorneys and barristers havingsu
scribed, one of them applied to Toler, af-
ufacturer's prices.
terward Lord Chief Justice Norbury, ex-
pressing the hope that he also would sub-
scribe a shilling. Onlya shilling!" said
Toler, "only a shilling to bury an attor-
hey? Here is a guinea, go and bury
SIGMUND & GOLDMAN,
twenty-one of them."
John C. Breckenridge and Tom Mar-
436 7th St., N. W.
shall of Kentucky, were arguing a law
suit for dr-mages incurred hu
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