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other fields of endeavor, must do all he can to provide Madison
cultural Bureaucrats 1 persuaded my fellow ministers that the over-
Avenue with the one intellectual weapon that can win the battle
all effects of the low prices were detrimental to US all and could be
for freedom. He must sponsor a five-word message and make sure
alleviated with some shrewdness. Thus we have agreed to share the
that it gets through to his prospective consumer, the ad man -- who
world market.
is also his prospective ally: man is a rational animal.
Each country's quota will be easily fixed by having survey teams
Such is our main hope for a modern day Battle of Saratoga."
(composed of one member from every Latin American country) inter-
KERRY THORNLEY
Kery Thanky
view all coffee drinkers in the world; determine the number of cups
of coffee consumed a year; multiply these by the number of beans
per cup; divide that total by the number of eegrowers concerned
THE BEAN BURNERS VERSUS THE BAW OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND
-- hence giving a fair share to each of US. As soon as these quotas
are determined, the plan will go into immediate effect.
September 12, 1968 - Sao Paulo, Brazil The following letters were
discovered in the rubble of the president of Brazil's executive offices.
It's my pleasure to serve you in the public interest.
It is hoped that these documents, which date back over the last 30
Your humble servant,
years, will illuminate the cause for the president's murder, yester-
Pedro Lopez
day, by a mob of howling coffee growers.
III -
From the Chief of the Bureau of Agriculture, Ricardo Nogales,
From the Chief of the Bureau of Agriculture, Jose Gonzales,
to the Honorable President of Brazil
to the Honorable President of Brazil
Senor President,
Senor President,
In deference to the late chief of this bureau I'll concede it was
Having graciously allowed me three days to determine the cause of
difficult to predict that Alaskans would begin grawing coffee beans
the disasterous decline in the world price of coffee, you will be
in greenhouses, and that other wicked countries would conspire
gratified to know your confidence in me was not misplaced.
against US and our Latin brothers to produce coffee. However, as
you explained to him before his execution the public interest cannot
After an exhaustive study I have discovered the coffee grow-
tolerate excuses.
ers themselves have intentionally initiated this crises by yearly in-
creasing their production. They alone are not to blame, however;
As we had hoped that august body, the United Nations has recog-
an international conspiracy of capitalist manufacturers of insect-
nized the injustice of our present situation and ratified a pact which
icides and mechanized farm equipment has consistently encouraged
will provide for setting coffee quotas and prices. Let me immed-
them.
assure you that as I have secured an appointment to the com-
mission that will allocate production, Brazil will have her fair share.
Because of their activities it is now necessary to the public interest
(The expenses involved in acquiring the appointment are itemized in
to put restrictions on the number of beans exported in order to re-
an enclosed statement.)
establish the world price at a level most profitable to US. My staff
is furiously at work on a massive study of the relationship of the
The terms of the pact state that the world agreement will go into
number of exported beans to the world market price since the Greek
effect when twenty exporting and twelve importing nations sign.
Trade in 400 B. C. The most advantageous relationship will be dis-
I have already foreseen the possibility that two non-signatory nations
patched to you within the day.
might make a transaction below the controlled price level and am
pressing for a Bean Patrol stationed in all ports to check beans for
However, sir, after speaking with several of these greedy growers I
the UN stamp/ of approval.
fear they are not sufficiently patriotic to voluntarily reduce their
production, despite the fact that their actions are the cause of our
At last El President
the end of our problems. They can't grow
most pressing problem, namely, the loss of net taxable income and
coffee on the moon.
Your humble servant,
consequently of some of the government's best humanitarian projects.
Ricardo Nogales
Therefore it is essential to establish internal quotas.
-IV- -
In the meantime I suggest you authorize the hiring of a bean count-
From the Chief of the Bureau of Agriculture, Ricardo Nogales,
ing brigade to staff each port of exit and carefully count the depart-
to the Honorable President of Brazil
ing beans -- thus foiling any attempt to circumvent these prudent
measures.
Senor President,
Naturally it will be necessary to stop the importation of insecticides
As you read this I shall be on my way to seek asylum in a non-coffee
and farm machinery.
producing country. No doubt you've read in the papers that my
plea before the general assembly was in vain. Although I exposed
Finally, after the quotas are established I suggest you declare a nat-
the evil effects on the world market price which the imperialist
ional bean burning fete at which time the current surpluses could be
synthetic coffee producers are creating by selling synthetic coffee
rendered as a burnt offering to our benign president.
at one-quarter the price of natural coffee, although I minutely
Your humble servant,
described the threat to our national wealth, health, and sense of
Jose Gonzales
smell caused by the coffee beans rotting on the trees, in the ware-
houses and on ships in port, my solution i. e. to prosecute for trea-
- Il
son against mankind all scientists and manufacturers who are parties
From the Chief of the Bureau of Agriculture, Pedro Lopez,
to marketing synthetic coffee, was met with embarrassed silenced.
to the Honorable President of Brazil
When pressed, the delegate from the United States, without whose
Senor President,
support we are doomed, mumbled something about ninety percent of
their voters being coffee drinkers and fed up with high prices.
Because of the miserable short-sightedness of my recently deceased
predecessor his plan has failed. I can only wonder how a man so
How unenlightened! How selfish! How detrimental to the good of
long in political employ could fail to recognize the pernicious nat-
all mankind, and of course to my continuance in this position. It
ure of man. Given this, a novice could have foretold that the
may be of some comfort to know that I shall devote my voluntary
covetous coffee growers in the rest of Latin America would h ve
exile to studying the reasons for our constant failure. Hopefully
taken advantage of our keeping the world market price high and
I can discover some principles on which we can institute a new gov-
expanded their production, hence making the world price plummet.
ernment program to further our noble cause.
Your humble servant,
Fortunately at the last Latin Conference of the Brotherhood of Agri-
CARA LEACH
Ricardo Nogales
1-10
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